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Show EMERY COUNTY PROGRESS, CASTLE DALE, UTAH WEEKl y NEWS ANALYSIS I - Elections Will Bring Out Those Cave Man Instincts By BAUKIIAGE News Analyst and Commentator. I know you may find it hard to believe, WASHINGTON. but I was not greatly stirred up over the election campaign and its outcome. I have a job and its as tough under one party as another: I have no vote, and between you and me, I am not agitating for a civil rights bill which will get me one. Like all of the citizens of the District of Columbia, I share the delightful irresponsibility with minors,- idiots and criminals who dont have a vote either. Thus, 1 am without political obligation, or prejudice. sometimes Well I do have one prejudice a race Someprejudice. times I get awful- ly i ! 4 ? ! I ' t. prejudiced against the human race. Another reason that I am not politically excited this year is that I have been watching the Washin- ton gs'' Baukhage vaudeville show from a good seat in the gallery press radio and gallery most of the time for the past three decades, and although the performers have changed, there hasn't been to much alteration of the script. A Republican or a Democratic politician, to a reporter. World Series game if It werent ? for the old I have heard it said that baseball has become the monarch of sports because it brings into play so many of the primitive emotions. First, we have pursuit, without which primitive man could not get the food necessary to sustain himself and his family (or even a wife to raise the family). Then another primitive pastime used in baseball pity the poor cave-ma- n who couldnt accurately heave a rock! It only requires plenty of practice in a summer camp plus what was learned in the sandlot to turn that basic desire nointo the ability to pitch a run game. Take one more example. As the cave-ma- n progressed, he learned to use a club. So there it is base runner, pitcher, batsman. cave-man- no-hi- t, smells no sweeter by any name. Primitive Urges It Is my business to report in Democracy Basic what they do and say, and, of the sublimation of primias Just course, from my standpoint, tive has formed the great instinct the and do more the say, they sport of the greatest democracy In better let the brickbats fall the world so the sublimation of where they may. some of these Instincts behind anI have observed a good many cient tribal customs has made our acts on the Washington scene that democracy itself possible. got top billing and deserved it I In a successful democracy, have also listened to a lot of pretInstincts are not repressed. ty sad comedians and seen a lot They are merely modified so of hams. that they fit into a human and believe I whole But on the that, humane society. in to be who of happens regardless the cast taking it all in'all, its a As you know, by the time man pretty high class drama. In fact had reached the point where he I think as we compare the Wash-ingto- n had organized himself into a clan, program with most of those it was the papa" who ran things. that are offered by the other capi- He was the chief because he had tals of the world, its really the the one quality most essential in those days for self and group protecgreatest show on earth. However, during campaign time tion-strength. I must admit I would rather be His term of office was not limright (where I am) than President ited by statute. Some of the chiefs On any ticket. even ran for a fourth term. Now dont think I am objectBut as the papa grew older if not wiser he also grew weaker. ing to our good old knock-dowmethod of electing drag-oBut his sons were growing stronger. Presidents or any other officials. Finally they felt it was time to hold I not only think its a wonderful an election. (They had had their ll thing that we have this primaries of course, and had Then the every four years, but I picked a candidate). think both parties would wither campaign began. It was usually on the vine if we didnt. quite short but very snappy. Both candidates were armed with good-size- d In fact I think the abandonment clubs. The debate took place of our method would probably bring some at point where the crashing to the ground the pallabut interested electorate (this dium of our republic, would dewas before womens suffrage) could stroy our opportunity to pursue life, with as little personal danger watch liberty and happiness and the as possible. would and envelope weekly pay Of course the best man finally reduce these United States to such won. Inauguration ceremonies a condition that the Indians took place immediately, attendwouldnt take the property back if ed by all of the tribe except a we offered it to them. I base this statement not upon couple who were delegated to mere ' guess but upon' sound scienbury the defeated candidate. Then the younger brothers and tific studies of the question of why the females settled down to we behave like human beings maintain peace, prosperity, and we do). (when the pursuit of happiness. Now I dont know how far you will go along with the psychiatrists Let me quote one or two parawho claim your athlete's foot is due graphs from the work of that very to a complex created when you fascinating book by Dr. Gregory were two years old by having your Zilboorg Mind Medicine, and big brother drop a baseball bat on Man. your toe. Nevertheless I think one It is difficult to find any funcby tion of our democratic society which thing has been established psychiatry a truism confirmed by surpasses or even approximates an writers and poets of all ages and electoral campaign in intensity and which you can confirm yourself by blatancy of aggression. Acrimony, going over some of your own inner anger, hate, slander, venality apwhen you Especially thoughts. pear everything except actual think what youd like to do to the homicide. The proverbial lid is litman who crumpled your fender erally off the reservoir of patricidal while you were attending prayer drives, and society hurls itself on meeting. its symbolic victim with all the enI refer to the accepted truism ergy of a primitive cannibal It is that even the most benign and primitive cannibalism, whether it Mr. Milquetoast expresses itself in campaign slanhas a caveman deep within der, whispering campaigns, political him. maneuvering, or flattery of the indolent who do not care. A father is to ones observe One has only own angel-chilwho, on his way to be killed by way of democratic home from Sunday School, and in ceremonial and a new one will at once be set up by way of the same cooperation with the of one's neighbors, will tie a can ceremonial to a dogs tad or engage in a dozen In other words, we had a humane" activities that other healthy fight in November and would give a visiting cannibal from got it out of our systems. The the South Seas something to write cave-ma- n within us was satishome about. fied. Weve got ourselves a We DO have a caveman within President, and nobody has comus; we DO have primitive, aggresmitted murder. sive instincts. We have the instinct And there in we have an advanto give pain, to destroy, to take not shared by some other counfellow-matage of our The advantage here, even between elecearly period of our lives is spent in tries. For to we allow the cave-mations, to turn these instincts being taught to good purpose. The psycnologists roar unmuzzled in the press, over call it sublimating" them. The the radio, and from the rostrum. sadistic . inclination of a medical He can brandish his verbal club and student can be transmuted, under hurl his barbed epithets in the very the influence of civilized society, face of the President, the congress, and the town meeting. to make him the finest surgeon. And thereby, likewise, we prove The desire to plunder and rob our strength, a strength which deto common even and destroy, rives not from the atomic bomb, the most angello little ones, can but from a power that can and be channeled into the Ingenuidoes penetrate peacefully even ty by which the engineer moves an iron curtain. through mountains and captains of industry push railways through A married man is a better adaptthe forest, and thus benefit inthan a single man, says the er stead of harm mankind. American Machinist. He probably Do you auppose we could put on has learned that it is adapt or inthat greatest of aQ exhibitions a crease Fido's housing problem. ut free-for-a- non-votin- g t' r -- M mild-manner- ed d angel-childre- i ' n n t i J i ' Growth ot TREATY: When a baby On the Way? ty 1 alread' C3 gums, although In view of the existing physical dibegin to come thT has which rift and ideological tween the sixth vided the world into two opposing The diet of the seem to come has it battalions, the western baby was borni? the that almost inevitable health of the bab,w bloc sooner or later would devise begin growing fiv some kind of formal military 0,1 : before birth. treaty for the mutual protection Tbe Intelligentsia vol.uThu Pcrmanent w Wllla Cathers posthumous of the nations concerned. By Bill Schoentgen, WNU Staff WriterAND A few days before the elec- ume. The Old Beauty," is getting the baby teeth bee et (EDITORS NOTE: When (pinion are exorcised in then eelnmne, they ere those Deout from fore birth. ThebabJ.' Western Newspaper Union's news analysis and not necessarily of this newspaper. I tion word began to creep high bids from the film firms. the condition of the sources" will American specifiher that the fact high among spite m milk that a military treaty was on the cally instructed that none of her Calcium fish-livoil are works was ever to be screened. She way. strong healthy teeth. The report was that drafting was too disheartened by the Hollywas scheduled to begin soon of an wood treatment of her masterpiece, A Lost Lady. . . . Cleveland Am-oragreement pledging full aid to the You can breeze of Brussels alliance The Proper Bosof your ChnZj the of part Results western Europe. tonians, will be a musical J. Styne by for U. S. election were in no way sup. . The ,Pllfyin8 your . inspiration adapting. Love Life, the musical hit, is said probably a fact that, posed to affect the plan, since both major parties had committed to have come from Modern Woman of your friends themselves in principle to backing The Lost Sex, a tome by Ferdi-nan- d the Brussels alliance. Lundberg and Marynia Farn- - Please these SUCH AN alliance supposedly ham. . . . Ezra Goodman has a mag several cartons of will link the United States and smarticle on Hwood historian S. Camels and pound tasting Prince Alberti Canada in formal treaty relation- Skolsky. Its title: Small Wonder. Beldealer. DIFFERENT COAL STRIKE . . . French troops in battle array march Both these with France, Britain, . Dino . . ships Yannapoulos, into the Villiers mine In the St. Etienne area of France as the governd Holland and Luxembourg. is in come , of the director gium, stage ment seized strike-boun- d coal mines throughout northern France. s standFrom a Mexico giving the opera there a day dress. No other, Vicious rioting and assorted civil battles preceded the governments point, this will not be a new move. New Look. . . . Drew Pearson gets ping is necessary. action in taking over the mines. It is highly probable, indeed, that an honorary degree at William space for your pen broad outlines of a north At- Jewell College this week. . . . John Save time and energy, lifted the Soviet blockade and the rpec lantic REJECTION; pact with some details Roy Carlson, author of Under mas season by givm. lectii ended the crisis. Camels in existence and been mellow in has Cover and The Plotters, has mar HE CHARGED that the western sketched U. N. Proposal Tobacco. (k for some time. another sizzler due soon. Russia wouldnt play ball with powers fear most of all to reach is expected to comalliance The any agreement with the Soviet mit the U. S. and Canada to: the United Nations on the settleMoscow Mule: Walter Cron-kit- e, Union. ment of the Berlin dispute. 1. BUILD up air, land and sea Re' the UP man In Moscow for What they want is not agreeof the Brussels powers. A resoforces to one ns this told two years, ment and cooperation, but talk 2. STANDARDIZE equipment and lution for solving the crisis was about illustrate the Russian Routine. agreement and cooperato N. U. the . . . When last years rumors presented security tion, so as to put the blame on the training. uni3. CREATE a seven-natiocouncil and promptly batted down U. S. S. R. reached Moscow that a Swedish by preventing agreeCreomulsion relieves prom fied military strategic command medico had flown to the Kremby the Soviets to the surprise of ment, and to prove that cooperaiouli it goes right to the seatoj commander-in-chieAmerican an no one concerned. under lin (to attend Stalin) the reportion is impossible. to help loosen and expd in ter phoned the Russian press THE RESOLUTION proposed Stalin's statement obviously was less phlegm and aid nature to, each of a 4. PLEDGE guarantee . . . to Is it check it. bureau that Russia lift the Berlin block- issued as a heal raw, tender, Maori propaPi true Mr. Stalin is sick? he inade immediately; that the four ganda stroke a move the Rus- nations territorial integrity in case mucous membranes. Tell nt. war. of . . . . . . to sell you a botde of Long pause. quired. military governors of Germany sians undoubtedly hoped would tip rank 5. GIVE the North American with the understandings I know it isnt true, said the begin immediate negotiations to the Berlin scales in their favor. establish to dot the air, the right it powers but cant Moscow the way allay, deny you quickly reporter, implement agreement of the mat in bases sea or or land any are Soviet-backehave Reto . . you was . it? the 30 for a No, your of August doe five other countries. tort Remarkable, it is not poscontrolled mark in Berthe art U. S. officials expect that sible for us to deny it because lin by November 20, and that a for Coughs, ChestColds, me treaty will be ready for ratificait Is not true! foreign ministers council be cona tion by the middle of 1949, barring vened within 10 days thereafter to cona How events. now, Srr IT OUT ANI REASON eAc. extraordinary differences WASHINGTON TICKER: take up other serious gress will react to such a treaty over Germany. ikes May, convicted with the Gars-soMEM is, for the time being, a debatable for crooked war contracts, has irs. Russias stated objection to the those inexpensive lunches in the new question. layi resolution was that it provided for House Office Bldg, cafeteria. How-cum- ? see the lifting of the blockade before ConSHIPBUILDING: there for say Only Signs nd the currency control went into . . and Govt , Employees." gressmen fell effect. Navy Expands to Mussolinis autobiog always refers in the himself as He. . . . Instead of Hawt importance Increasing Previously, the western powers la minds of U. S. defense chiefs of . . . Argentina Ambassador G. Remo-rin-o bad turned down Andrei Vishin-sky- s and Terry Hatfield (of the aso underwater and air warfare, incounter proposal for simulthe feud clans) are ii taneous lifting of the blockade and cluding consideration of possible Town. . , . Paris CBS man Doing Larry dri attacks across the Arctic, was reputting into effect the currency the United at Nations reported: IN YORK, Pa. . . . Mrs. Walter )oe vealed in a statement outlining " Vishinsky looks very weary. So NATURES REMEDY It agreement. wide-eye- d ana made Sechrist post-wa- r A LETS vegetaUt. the shipbuilding purely navy's sp IN REALITY, this point of difweary, ho didnt once pick a fight nouncement that her gas range program. relieve constipation witlw nbi with Walter Winchell." . . . Larry, ference upon which the latest wave transmissions pom short sickening, griping, up w Vice Adm. Earle M. Mills, chief they always look weary after picking deadlock centered was a minor picks tions, and does not ant made by her next-doo- r neighbor, an fight tvith That Man. I NR you will see the da one, but it served to illustrate the amateur radio operator, vowed it of the bureau of ships, listed the hen coated or candy coned- -t vast gap that must be closed be- had broadcast a conversation be- development of advanced protois dependable, thorough, Private detectives are seeking a an, types in four major fields as the fore a meeting of minds between tween the and another opmillions of NRs bare pn c aim of the building and conversion photogger who snapped pix of some the East and West can be achieved. erator in neighbor diretut 25c box and use as South America. out were as Avenuers led Park i i they plan: MOREOVER, it has become in- IN SALEM, Mass. . . . Robert C. of a sin den (via the backdoor in a .ng FIRST, aircraft carriers capMoscow does clear that creasingly Carter claimed in a divorce suit the fast, heavy privjsip Greenwich Village bistro. not even have any desire to lift tjiat his wife had deserted him a able e of handling of course, is blackmail. naval developed The set-uplanes fai the blockade. It is, for them, too block from the church just two since the back from being under and Peggy Maley, development atto which a with good weapon minutes after they were married war; seconds shown London by nobleman Milord-Have- n FUSSY STOMACH? tempt to bludgeon the U. S. and in 1944. (of the Buckingham Palace third, submarines; ts. the West into granting them furIN HAGERSTOWN, Mo. ... Thieves RELIEF FOR ACID a to of has combat hunk vessels fur that dangles Set), rid ther concessions in Germany, in- broke into the Potomac Edison (DIGESTION, these submarines; fourth, ships down to here. Jean McCormick nu cluding a voice in the operation building, got away with a specially GAS AND equipped for Polar and picket and Doris Lilly are two others just am of the Ruhr industrial equipped camera set up to take service." HEARTBURN which makes it Girltown, back, area. pictures of thieves breaking into again. . . . The credit for the New Battleships were not mentioned the Potomac Edison building. in the statement, nor was there any Look went to a Parisien, but frock STALIN TALKS: Ci IN LITTLE BRICKHILL, Eng. . direct reference to preparations makers will tell you it was created N. C. Postmaster looked Parrott be' Horrors air attack over the roof of by Ceil Chapman, a New Yorker. from a to, down his nose at the man with the against . . em. Forbidden but the the was globe, programs In what is probably the most by law, absinthe gun trying to rob him of his postal the refreshment that caused several It Getsl ibe amazing outburst he has made receipts, sneered, The revolver is phasis on polar ships was considto ered clothes their glamour fling girls since the war, Soviet Premier not loaded, you know. and get well Sorry," IN THIS phase of the program, out the windows at a midtown party. Josef Stalin told the world that the said the crushed slinkdesperado, with the NCWFC . . . Good two destroyer escorts and two subHousekeeping is suing LibU. S., Great Britain and France away. ing NEW FOLEY'8 HOKjl of Tbe for will runmarines be fitted first its (the for erty kind) specially are seeking a new war through a IN DURAND, Wis. . . . Frank contains on of the mott wr ia a One condensation detection. of Haraircraft ning Marion of development! treatment aggression. policy Weimirski was forced to reassure ACTUALLY HELPS 8PII two new book. and groves cargo floating ship The accusation, despite the high his customers as to the fact that ERY. Also soothes thrott--j for landing ships will be conlevel of its source, amounted to he still was in the popcorn and soft ing. Also delicious, nonmost W But verted for service in polar waters. upset digestion. Overseas Cable: Lana TurPOLEY'a helps you t a nothing more than a repetition of drink business after he began makof the The carrier aircraft part ners former groom, Steve coush due to cold. At low the already stereotyped Russian ing deliveries with an old hearse. program includes the construction, Crane, and a Hungarian countpractice of attempting to turn an to begin late this year or early ess are making Paree gayer. opponents reasoning back on him. BLUFFING: in 1949, of the super. . . The British Labor Party reHOWEVER, he added, the pubIn Berlin carrier of 85,000 tons, designated mains definitely anti to the lic forces favoring peace" are too as the CVA-5Duke of Windsor. Gen. H. H. Arnold, wartime It critito the of strong instigators permit cises his South of France, Palm of the U. S. air a new war to plunge the world Beach and other luxury jaunts forces, turned up in the news with again into the horrors" of conwhile England lives on its iron a mans military hearty opinion flict. rations. An American EmStalin named Winston Churchill about what to do with the Russians bassy attache has London buzzas the main instigator of a new in Berlin. WHY NOT take a motor convoy ta ing over his attentions to war and predicted that ChurchCintron, the famed femme push it through the corridor to ills pupils of aggression" would and he suggested. "Perhaps bullfighter. . . , Laura Haggerty be rejected by the people Just as Berlin? we (of the rich construction family) have learned might something Churchill has been. is in Switzerland for a year. from Gen. George Pattons tech PresiAlthough he did not label The dented heart she left in New If Patton were running the dent Truman or any other leader nique. York belongs to Union News show he would take it through. as a pupil in aggression," the exec. he is Russia, claimed, attemptimplication was too clear to be a tremendous bluff against the ing mistaken, particularly since the U. S. and the western Are you going tbjw, Man About Town: allies, but Moscow radio had broadcast a pretlonal middle Wf' JjJj! is not ready to fight, doesn't want Corinne to women the French movie Calvey, diction that Mr. Truman would be to make you uffBrJSn fight and won't fight if some actress, and J. Bromfleld (the noveldefeated on November 2. (eel to nervous, one should call her bluff. ist's will nevview) do try a make it Then STALIN accused the U. S. and Marry WHAT would the Russians do Christmas. . . . Winston Churchills Vegetable Compound! Britain of twice rejecting settlean armed convoy did plow through symptoms. PlnkM nevview, Giles Romilly, will Center-Aislalso has what ments of the Berlin crisis with the blockade? Not much, if anywith Mary machle tonlo efftet' . Russia and said that debate on thing, was Arnolds laconic esti Prince Fleming, cousin to the King LYDIA L PINIQIWT! the Berlin question in the U. N. mate. One of the minor sidelights of Denmark, gives up his royal pre security council was a display of of the late, great election was It would be a grave and basic rogatives when he weds commoner n error to let the Communists bluff aggression on the part of provided by Mrs. Fannie RockRuth Nielsen. . . . Superman ere and French ruling us out in the present deadlock well of Danbury, Conn. She ator Jerry Siegel and model Joanne turned 104 years old on OctoGermany. Carter had it Sealed in Cleveland The British and Americans, the ber 25 and celebrated this ey are not ready to fight and . . . The Herald Tribunes Alice Car-rol- l declared they do not want to fight. We should Soviet premier said, chronological attainment six becomes Mrs. Gerald Parker of an void "null and Help Them aew! agreement curb the national tendency to be days later, on November 2, by the insurance clan. . . . Summer of Harmful Bo reached in the Kremlin conferawe of the Russians, an awe vote a for the first casting and Smoke leading man Tod AnTour kidney. ences August 30 that would have amounting almost to fear. time in her life. drews and his wife have reconciled waste matter ro tJJ j, iV . . . That lovely filly in TIME plays with the Russians red nylons is RED PRICES: but . . . We have the superior power now. move ImpurUir J" . r Franca Nardi, whose poison the ,vitem They may have it later. Meantime, Going Up pater is an Italian general. , body machinery. would it be folly to let them bridge are Toothaches Woody McLoud (exec at Stems) Symptoms ms America doesnt have a capitalpersistent bends: was That is the opinion of Dr John C. the gap by bluff alone. married the other istic monopoly on inflation. Russia I up ohbts, night to the getting the avii Whether he was right or wrong. is Brauer of the University of Washformer wife of a Grumman Aircraft under getting her share of that unlos and AJyS1 anxiety Hap Arnold at least had done th ington school of dentistry, a leadPrexy. , . . Mary McCarty, who comfortable condition, too. Other signs o order are sometlm0 ing authority on children's denworrying U. S. public one favor Heres what happened in Russia crashed the Broadway heavens via too frequent Small Wonder. had her By reducing thu problem to hard, in August: Postal and tistry and care of the teeth. There xhould heW" , telegraph salary Is ejjjt Dr. Brauer said few children doubled. treatment . . . They insist simple terms of pure action and rates were boosted 33 cent many of per Deen's tM would experience dental pain durWallaces better speeches are ghostdivorcing it from the intricate Train fares and long distance new friends lr 2ee- s ed by N. Mailer, author of realm of diplomacy he made it bars They ing their lives if they practiced went W call In rates "The phone up varyArt recommended Naked and the Dead. . . . Mrs. preventive measures now known pear more understandable, ing amounts. In Moscow subway entry ever. A (Woo-wooto dental science. Most older peoand less overwhelming frighten Herbert will take fares jumped 23 per cent and Hugh ple are doomed because of their ing. General Arnold, at least, isn streetcar (area from SO to 100 per the Renoath at Dallas, her home burg. past habits. expecting a war tomorrow. cent Russ Reject U. N. 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