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Show Pace Six The Cache American, Logan, Cache County, Ltah MOPSY by GLADYS PARKER BOBBY SOX i Marty Unkt "Until you learn the difference between a tinnia and a weed yon can keep that hoe out of my flower bed. NANCY MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher By C. Kessler Echoes Home-Tow- n By Ernie Buihmiller LITTLE REGGIE JITTER MEMQlGT By Margarita By Arthur Pointer OF A PERFECT LADY. reugfs THIS GOLF COURSE IS SURE TOUGH! ZZZZZZZZD REGLAR FELLERS SOSMYWEE! SHE SAYS IF QUIT I PONT QUIT MEI yli GOLF, SHE'LL THATS TOO BAP! PROMISED TTAKJE. MISSUS VAN LIPP'S PEXE fl OUT FOR A WALK WHILE ) 'L SHES AWAY IM GETTlN A BUCK.y I VIRGIL A Veteran We had one fellow In our outfit who was so big that it took his girl two years to knit him a sweater. Ditto Some yam! "How did you get that bump on your head? "My wife threw a vase at me." "Why on earth didnt you duck? "I did, but she allowed for it" Over the Top When Sam was asked how he budgeted his income, he replied: "Oh, about 40 per cent for food, 30 per cent for shelter, 30 per cent for clothing, and 20 per cent for amusement and incidentals." "But that makes 120 per cent! "Lord, dont I know it! Whats the Difference "Oh, hell eat almost anything, answered Tommy. By Len Kleis SHARPSHOOTER LIKELY YARN Not Particular "So you have a new dog, said Harry to Tommy. "Whats he like? By Gene Byrnes d A man was shopping for a shirtwaist for his wife. "What size and color, please? the salesgirl asked. "It doesnt matter, he answered. "Whatever size or color I get Ill have to come back tomorrow and change it. well-dresse- Awake Anyhow Oscar I cant sleep nights because of this danged toothache. Michael Then why dont you get a job as a night watchman? SILENT SAM By Jeff Haye |