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Show I CACHE AMERICAN. LOGAN. UTAH u r ' ti - I sa.'i until loading t Adventurers jou No ud-- i Ju Co upstairs till i m? to llic ! "n Ke;-- out ' Fol-- I tl. corii.iur till i oti eve tl.c 0.1 f.ir l.i!)l." ll.Otl 'i.I.ni s.tt.'rc?. rirst I'. S. Currency This country first national currency. ST.oCiD.o:0 of it, was issued tn 177 J by act of Continental Congress, and distributed among 12 colonies was Georgia excepted! for revolutionary expenses. Congress quickly found it couldn't raise money by taxution, and these and additional notes, totaling J250.000.000 depreci-atetn value to nothing. Years later the government redeemed a few of these rubber checks at one cent on the dollar, and repudiated the others. Consequently, says the Philadelphia Inquirer, there is currency authorized by congress held in this country which even the government regards as worthless. of- - :!'.v t'.l .'c'.'.o.v to SOCIAL BEGGARS THINK WORLD OWES THEM LIVING fthllX Uncle -- Wisdom Club - Is Personal Most of the wisdom one acquires j j , rcc.: 1:1 Animal Man By FLOYD GIBBONS Famous Ilradllne Hunter d one can't communicate to anyone else. Each man's life is his own. A monkey never seems to have any repoue. Its life is all excitement as it is for some men. The hand" who watches the clock will never he the man of the hour. It isn't against the output foolish ideas that society must be well armed. That can't be helped. It must be armed against so many people believing in them. Check-Rei- It's Needed n I am pleased to note that Old I.ady WKI.I.,is sir, still busy initiating new members in this club of ours. The newest is Distinguished Adventurer Edwin da Costa of New Haven, Conn. And Jid writes: "Many times while rcad-ing the stories in your column I have wished I might hate some weird experience. Well, by Jove, Eloyd, read tins one. You see, Ed Is back from South America with the tale of Just One should be glad he has emo-- ' tlons; but keep a rein on them. Most people love books on the shelves. j collc town, might very well run a boarding house No greater treasure is given to s' Ann1 llvlnr ' on mlM f,nd ,or ,,,dr,,t H(,r ,dl vrrY Profitable Job in washing man than a friend might forget her discontent If she put on a It lx the onlv kind that l fit k. dishes, and her daughter d md d " One has never fuhy hved untii the sort of experience hed always wished he could have. And now he has spent a year on a farm and she is completely unfit to fill it. By KATHLEEN NORRIS It's his turn In the circle, and he's g nog to dish it out explored the resources of the court- NNA is a woman who never Sometimes that discovery takes to us. store. like Crusoe Its try general solved her own prob- - weeks, sometimes months, but with Fd went to South America last November. Cold weather his exploring ship. Since I first knew her, Anna it always arrives, and she doesn't agree with him and he'd heard it sometimra got a ;ome forty years ago, when is sent back to idle at home among Get in Trouble little warmish down near the Equator. He landed In Brasil, In school, Anna the dropping plastered walls, the One's liberty may be restricted we were both girls to the hung around the roast for a while, and then took a demands broken plumbing, the dingy woodhas been unequal but has anyone a clear idea of trip up the Amazon with some Fnglish explorers. Did Ed of the moment, but perfectly sure work and rotting furniture again. ' what hed do if he had a lot? get Into an adventure with those explorers? He did not. if she had a little help she Never having solved the very first A clear conscience neither fears that Explorers like quiet, peaeeful lives compared with us folk who would be a great success. problems of her little girlhood she sound nor sight of foes. live In civilised parts of the world. Fd got into that adven- At fifteen Anna said that if she naturally isnt going to change now. . r, lure AT A HOTEL. CaUSe Sau vpe In Caevat'a Time The of Caesar's time had their own j arti ular type of sausage, made fi --n fresh pork and white pine nuts chipped fine and seasoned with pe r. bay haves, herbs and cumin s d So popular was this sausage, in fact, that it became identified with Lupercalian feasts and the early Christian church suc ceeded in jetting it prohibited as a heathen and licentious instrument during th reign of one of the Christian emporers of Rome, possibly Constant ne the Great. The prohibition was however, when it was found that bootleggers were thriving and the sale of sausage was going foiaard undisturbed. the Talk of the Quilting Bee THE ' sTV CHOICE 1 j 1.0 "Ycr don't hiii', Pcrf S'il 1 to lie catoliiii ir. Im fooling u bjit on tlu hook. tin-ill- . I have close-mouthe- -- x IjUk.jJlIll d f v. OF - - - EXPERTS story-teller- j j Here (iocs! i.i.ill or Now, Johnny, youll h ir:t if vou oat any inoio. All right, mothir, Small Doy . s the ca'.o and then stand hank. Imprinted "Did you learn right from wrong at your mother's knee? No, across my father's." Hotel Whose Guests Lived in Stucco Huts. left his explorer friends, Ed landed in Pernambuco After he and put up at the Derby hoteL "The hotel," Ed says, "was located about five miles outside the city limits, in an isolated section. Why they Hokus I'okus Miller I've just spilled watei ever built It there, I don't know. Like all the other hotel buildings in mountain sections of Brazil, this one contained only an office, dining all over the table. Burns That makes it a pool room and dance hall. The guests lived in Individual stucco huts, called chalets, located away from the main building near the jungle's table. edge. The space between the main building and the chalets was filled with hibiscus shrubs, swaying palms, and other tropical plants of rare beauty, but at night one felt very lonely, all alone in one's stucco hut, and I was pleased to make acquaintance of anoth r American who was also stopping at the hotel." The other fellow was a man named Kellmer a South American representative of a Texas oil concern. Be and Ed struck up quite a friendship, and together they spent the long evenings strolling through the gardens, smoking and talking. One evening at dinner, Kellmer told Ed about the Recho or animal man. He was a strange creature whom the natives were all talking about a lone robber who used an animal pelt for a disguise. IIE HID IN DARK PLACES TO FOL'NCE OUT ON HIS VICTIMS. HE CARRIED A BIG REVOLVER AND IIE WASNT AT ALL SLOW ABOUT SHOOTING FEOFLE WHO DIDNT DO WIIAT HE TOLD THEM. To Alkalize Acid Indigestion Away Fast V People Everywhere Are Adopting This Remarkable" Phillips" Way The wav to gain almost incredibly quick relief, from stomach condition arising from ovcraciditv, is to alkalize the stomach quickly with Phillips Milk of Magnesia. You take either two teaspoons of the liquid Phillips after meals; or two Phillips Milk of Magnesia Tablets. Almost instantly "acid indigestion goes, gas from hyperacidity, "acid - headaches from in food or smoking and nausea are relieved. You feel made over; forget you have a stomach. Try this Phillips way if you have any acid stomach upsets. Get either the liquid Phillips or the remarkable, new Phillips' Milk of Magnesia Tablets. Only for a big box of tablets at drug stores. ALSO IN TABLET FORM: nor lnd,r- " welcome you quite as at twenty-fivwise, dollars a month! wholeheartedly as a dog. That was forty years ago. Ever since then I have watched her floun-- ! dering more and more helplessly in j the mesh of life that is never going to be unravelled for her now. Tan-- j gles that the Twenties dont solve have no way of miraculously smoothing out in the Fifties. Anna has never gotten so far as to get up in Die mornings and get breakfast on time; she has never liked housework she says it is servants business. Annas beds are never made; her husband died a broken and disappointed man after twenty years of discomfort and inefficiency. Anna's daughter and son are now following In her footsteps. The daughter, widowed, has come Decided Theyd Better Have Revolvers. home with a baby daughter; the It all sounded like a native's tall story of Ed and Kellmer. At son, unhappily married, is also livfirst they laughed nbout it. But as the days went by and each one ing at home again as a single man. new a some tale of the to Becho, they began brought atrocity by None of them has any money. None can get work. Refined and CO many causes for acid indigestion! u Hasty eating . . . smoking . . . bever-- idle and eloquent, they are professes... rich foods... no wonder we have s,onal befcKarislhey e,a iar(Je sudden, unexpected attacks of heartburn. sour stomach or gas! But millions have pretentious house well plastered learned the smart thing to do is carry with mortgages; a house that is turns! These tasty mints give scientific, falling into ruin for the want of thorough relict so quickly Contain no harsh alkali cannot your Paint and plaster. everyone in stomach. Release just enough antacid town is sorry for them, and to correct stomach acidity . . . eryone gives them a wide berth. e remainder passes ised from your Anna and her children, always svstein. And they're so pleasant . . . just like candy. So handy to carry in pocket very elegant about it, and with or purse. 10c a roll at any drugstore or 3 sensibilities easily hurt, have "borrolls for 2oc in the ECONOMY PACK. rowed money from everyone who will lend it. Occasionally a new-- ! comer in town, some woman who has listened for the TUMS ARE ANTACID . . first time to Anna's story, takes up nov to caaav LAXATIVE NOT 4 a collection for Anna. She finds ten Ed and Kellmer Searched the Hotel Grounds. women who will put up a hundred dollars apiece, or she has a garden Men of Antiquity wonder. And one day when the rumor was going t round that the To be ignorant of the lives of the party for dear unfortunate Mrs. Becho had killed another man, Kellmer bought two revolvers and of thanks are most celebrated men of antiquity Poore. Anna's letters one presented one to Ed. I had, very dashing; is to continue in a state of child- had a A few more days rolled by. Then, one night while Ed was sitting it. upon hood all our days. Plutarch. in his chalet, he heard a knock on the door heard Kelltrer outside Things will be like this now as calling, "For Pete's sake, Ed, let me in! Kellmer stood th re. clad as Anna lives, and when she long in a bathrobe, his revolver in his hand. dies Anita and little Nancy will take "THE BECHOS ON THE GROUNDS." HE GASPED. "1 HEARD up the good work. The world, they VOICES AND FOOTSTEPS. LET'S TRY TO NAB HIM! feel, owes them a living. Just why it does, when it doesn't apparently It Looked Like Taps for Kellmer. owe millions of equally worthy folk Ed got his own gun. lie and Kellmer started a search of Die a living, is obscure. But the phrase hotel grounds. Says Ed: "The palms swished spookil;- in the is a favorite with Anna. breeze. The night was pitch dark, and before long both of us "I fee) that there is some rich began to shake like hula dancers. Presently the sound of Anna man or woman somewhere, came to my ears. Then they faded. We secreted ourselves near the great iron gate by the roadside and waited. Sudde. I.v, says, "who would be only too glad to give me and the youngsters the a shot rang out, shattering the stillness of the night. Ail at once little we need to be comfortable. we found that we were in no mood to be shot at by baniils. and to preserve our Separating we ran like deer, Kellmer for his chalet and I for The only thing, then, is to Well! mine. find that person. Safe inside his hut, Ed nervously lit a cigar and awaited develFrequently, hearing that one has opments. They werent long in coming. Somewhere outside he heard a rich friend, she suggests it. a loud jabbering in the native Spanish and Portuguese dialect. He "You know this Mr. Smith. You looked out of the window and saw a crowd of people and half a dozen wouldnt want to ruggest to him horsemen of the Guardia Civil grouped around Kellmers chalet. He that it would be much smarter than dashed over to see what was wrong and arrived just in time to see the native policeman dragging Kellmer forcibly from his chale.. Kellhaving his name on the charity list to have him simply relieve me of mer saw Ed. "ED, HE HOWLED, "TELL THESE NITWITS WHO the miseries of responsibility and I AM. THEY WANT TO STRING ME UP! anxiety that Ive carried all these Ed accosted the captain of the guard. "What do you want with years. I think Ive done my share! this man? he asked. Hard to Bear I think Ive contributed enough to "Senor," replied the captain, we have caught the Becho." The crudest kind of criticism ia the general scheme of things. I Eds eyes opened wider. "Why that's not the Becho, he protested. indifference. deserve a rest now. That man is a guest at the hotel! As a matter of fact she never Becho in a Black and White Skin. has done anything. She never has The captain shook his head. "Senor, he said, "the hotel watchman cooked a good meal, or kept her house clean, or lived within her positively saw the Becho at the gate In a balck and white skin. He fired a shot in the air, and the Becho ran into this chalet. He is No matter how many medicines income even when she had an inyou have tried for your cough, chest come. She has tried fifty jobs and the only man in the place, and if he is not the Becho, where did the cold or bronchial Irritation, you caa never held one. She has spent Becho disappear to? get relief now with Creomulsion. weeks years in explaining to her For a moment, Ed was puzzled. Then he remembered Kellmers Berious trouble may be brewing and you cannot afford to take a chance friends exactly why she couldnt do striped bathrobe and started to laugh. ILL SHOW YOU with anything less than Creomul- - this sort of work and wdsnt fitted THE ANIMAL SKIN THAT WATCHMAN SAW," he told the captain. sion, which goes right to the seat f0r that At the moment I write And he went in and got the robe. Senor Kellmer was with me," he of the trouble to aid nature to :n,ipntial s 'enaf are beine lPr-braneexplained. We were hunting the Becho too, when the watchman saw and heal the Inflamed mem-recommend her as the germ-lade- n him and took the bathrobe for an animal skin. phlegm, tuned by Is loosened and expelled. for a government job of three thouKellmer was released then, and the police rode away with as Even if ether remedies have sand a year. much pomp and dignity as they could muster. "And the next day. failed, dont be discouraged, your "I would have to have a car," druggist is authorized to guarantee says Ed, "I saw Kellmer coaxing a bonfire near hi? chalet and asked Creomulsion and to refuvl your she told me in reference to it. "Behim what he was doing. He said, I'm burning that bathrobe that's money if you are not satisiTLd with cause its really just a sort of in- all. results from the very first bottle. EDection of the whole county. I think C WNU Servic. Get Creomulsion rignt now. (Adv.) I could do that, and maybe squeeze poor darling Alan into something Used Fans, Fancy Kercniefs Strange Sea Fish on the side. He's been trying good AFTER EAT YO'J One of the strangest fishes ever Everybody carried a fan or an for seven years now to find somewdl you have regular, taken out of the sea was a hundred-poun-d embroidered handkerchief in the elimination Get nd thing to do, and its having a bad d animal caught left hand during the first French r( gaa, waste material, acid, effect on him, poor child! In 1928. off Tahiti The line and headache. Take Mdnesia republic. women, however, by rod gets this job, Anna jj Waten. Each wafer equals 4 With the exception of the teeth, ev- would no longer use either paint or H Just so long as it takes the hold milk of magteaspoonfulsof to due the revolution. Powery part of it scales, eyes, flesh, powder, nena. Crunchy and deli- - higher authorities to discover that bones and even its blood wa aa der they considered unnecessary ciously flavored. 20,35c &60c. green aa grass. Colliers Weekly. and paint ridiculous. . ... tn-rel- TUMS; kind-hearte- j A .... s i e Each tiny tablet ia the equivalent of a teaspoonful of genuine l'hil-liMilkof Magnesia. TrT onlv had some rich friend who could d her t0 Ncw York ,0 5tudy ..nevn lb.ly dramatics she could be an actress. get a following no matter what he She wasn't going to take any job advocates. There are so many of in jn ofiice or shop; she didn't the timid. to find herself middle-age- d No creature, human or other- - propose some day. working for a drug firm can ti, zebra-stripe- d hoof-bea- Phillips A m,lkof magnesia BUILDER, GIVES PEP John A. Cuthbert of 710 L St., Idaho Falls, Idaho, said: "I have taken Dr. Pierces Golden Medical Discovery on several occa- - . 1 sions when my system had become rundown. This tonic quickly gave me an appetite, strengthened me, and helped to build me up so that I felt tike myself again. In my opinion there is nothing that peps a man op and drives sway sluggishness quicker." Buy now I New size, tablets 50c., liquid $1.00 & $1.35. SALT LAKES NEWEST HOSTELRY Our lobby la delightfully air cooled during the summer months Radio lor Every Room 200 Rooms 200 Baths e j HOTEL Temple Square Hates $1.50 to $ 3.00 Tb Hotel Temple Square Ians a highly desirable, friendly stmot-phere.Y- ou will always find it immaculate, supremely comfortable, and thoroughly agreeable. Yon can therefore understand why this hotel isi HIGHLY RECOMMENDED You ua also appreciate whyg ft's a mark at distinction to tiof at this baauiitul hastalry ERNEST C ROSSITER, Mgr. bass-shape- Even today she has a profitable of income close at hand. In of the this college town plainer homes take in boarders during the term, and make good money from it. School boys and girls are not critical tenants. Simple, good, hot food and plenty of it, and a bedside light for study hours constitute their main needs. There are scores of women in this neighborhood who support themselves by Some of these keeping boarders. women have to pay for help, or in take part of their help. Anna has two assistants in her family. The idle son might find a very profitable job in washing dishes for his mother, cranking the freezer, raking the door-yar- d and painting the fences. The daughter might forget her abiding and bitter discontent if she put on a waitress' apron and cap and made herself useful for the first time in her twenty-fivyears. Ten dollars a week apiece from Even ten boarders is money. spending ten dollars a day on food and laundry Anna couldnt but save. But she would have to work, and the fundamental difficulty with her, and with so many like her, is that they hate work. Anna has shuddered away from the very idea of it all her life. Right in the same block are the Swensens; small busy blonde mother, crippled father, four children. The two oldest boys sell magazines, deliver newspapers, work on Saturdays in shops, gardens, lumber yards; wherever their activities can find a few hours pay labor. They keep twenty per cent of what they make and are buying an old car. Mr. Swenson carves little wooden birds and brackets and oddities generally for one of the local eabi-- 1 net makers. Mrs. Swensen cooks for a good part of the day on an e old with a loose piece of zinc reinforcing the oven. She sells soups, rolls, pies, cookies, macaroni, jams to private customers, and Inga and Kurt deliver the cooked food in the coaster, after school. Mrs. Swensen, shy, fair, hardhas solved working, foreign-born- , her problem. She tells no story of bad times and unemployment: she is not looking for a rich stranger to finance her idleness for the rest of her days. One knows that even in her small girlhood back in Sweden little Linda Ardersen did what her mother told her to do; small, vigorous, earnest, one sees her herding geese, plumping feather beds, sweeping a flagged old kitchen floor as if Davy Jones were after her! One knows that when George Swensen was brought home to her helpless and crushed, five years ago, she faced his tragedy, faced her own, puzzled and wept and prayed out the solution. And the moral of all this is that almost every woman has a problem, now, today, this minute. And that there is no use dreaming of larger problems, planning for more congenial duties, until these present ones are completely solved. Until your scheme runs like clockwork, despite any difficulties, under any handicaps, it is mere waste of time to think that you would be equal to the demand if the demand were changed. If you can be a success in middle-age- , you are one. If any possible combination of circumstances can make you a failure, an idle discontented parasite, then no possible combination of circumstances could make you anything else. in middle-age- , I say because youth often has a time may even have years of doubt and despair, changing and failing. It is a part of youth to be defeated; it should be a part of youth to expect and defeat defeat. But when you hear! from any woman over thirty-fiv- e a sad, philosophical tale of the bad fortune that has dogged her, the mischances that have baffled her, the cruel injustices that fortune has dealt her look out! It may be Anna. source one-thir- d board-mone- e gas-stov- 301 Lfti Mrt. Rjamia, Hat F' lnt lxl atmr, Hft.lt bit m tfctacM. Th!? thaosa CLABBER GIRL I Pattern 5591 It's most certainly the talk of th quilting bee this quaint Pineapple pattern! And why wouldnt It be? With nearly all the patch pieces the same width, you can ,cut your fabric into strips and anip off pieces as needed. Easily made, you start from the center and sew round and round till the block is done. In pattern 5591 you will find the Block Chart, an illustration for cutting, sewing and finishing, together with yardage chart, EARN 5W LEARN BARBERING SPECIAL TUITION diagram of quilt to help arrange the blocks for single and double Approved by your State Barber Board. bed size, and a diagram of block Solar tartar Coflegt III tefnt tt. tall Lata Clj, Hat which serves as a guide, for placing the patches and suggests contrasting materials. 150,000 feet Used & New Pip To obtain this pattern, send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins Sizes 12". 8i". 1" preferred) to The Sewing Circle Structural Steel and Plates Household Arts Dept., 259 W. Fourteenth St., New York, N. Y. Monsey Iron & Metal Co. Write plainly pattern number, Salt Us till. Ita Siitt Sri Wut M your name and address. 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