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Show CACHE AMERICAN, LOCAN. UTAH STAR DUST ; jNiovic Radio J By VIRGINIA VALE TOE J l oquacious Elmer Elmer Elmer, do you love ir.e'" I'll soy. Do you You bet. think Im beautiful? E. BROWN lias been having a grand time fur him self lately. With his latest pic Earthworm ture, Tractor,' welcomed by the public as one of the funniest hes ever made he started off on a vacation. Being a rabid baseball fan, he my eyes the loveliest took in a few games when he you've ever seen? reached the East enroule to Ea 'Yes." my mouth like a rosebud?" rope. In New York he went to Are You know it. between the Yankees and the St. Louis Browns, and pre sented to that sensational new Yankee outfielder. Joe DiMnggio, the award for being the most valuable player in the Coast league in double-heade- r and my figure divine? Uh-hu- Oh, Elmer, you say the nicest things. Tell me some more. 1935. One Must Mrs. Simplon let Daughter, William Powell has sold his or me impress upon you that you should never let a man kiss you. nate home with the gold door knobs and la living in simHow perfectly silly, Dorothy mamma. You certainly wouldn't pler quarters. Those i rumors of a ro--; want me to have to do all the mnnee between him kissing, would you? and Jean Harlow still persist but Enough in One everyapparently There's one thing I like about unat-- : who's body that boy of yours, Jones. said to wants tached Smith, after he had patiently lismarry him nowa- -' tened to the latest achievement of days, and that inthe child. cludes girls whove What's that? said the fond never even seen father. him, except on the He isn't a twin. screen. Incidentally, Powell is reEVEN A WORM garded by, actors everywhere as one of the most skillful and talented members of the profession a tribute which is justly deserved. ' Apparently nobodys happy any more until they've seen Hollywood. Young John Jacob Astor and his wife are the latest recruits of note; they are on their way to the film metropolis in a private car. Bob Burns (don't tell me yon Tom Fish Careful, Ed, I've haven't heard him and his bazooka heard that worms turn on you. on the Bing Crosby broadcasts!) You Guess A young It parson had taken for his text at his young mens class the parable of the Wise and Foolish Virgins. In conclusion, he said: Now, you young men, which would you prefer? The five wise virgins with the light, or the five foolish virgins in the dark? The vote was unanimous. The Brute Miss Modern (to judge) : Not only did he break my heart and wreck my life, but he messed up my entire evening. The Conquest I'm the happiest woman world. 'want. Oh, in the Im marrying the man I thats nothing. True hap- piness comes to a girl who marries the man somebody else wants! Rub Cuticura Ointment into scalp leave overnight then wash with rich lathering, medicated Cuticura Soap. 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You can get the genDoan's at any drug uine, time-teste- d store. Is having honors heaped upon him. He worked in Rhythm on the Range with Bing, so the pictures premiere was staged in Little Rock, Ark., because Bob hails from the Ozarks. Once upon a time The Revelers were the most popular quartette on the air. From time to time one of the sweet singers would drop out and make a name for himself all alone Jimmy Melton was one who did it, Frank Luther was another but somebody else would step in and the result would still be swell. You don't hear so much about them as you used to, but theyre still on the air, at 6:35 afternoons and theyre still one of the best. Cowboys have for years been known as devoted fans when Western pictures are shown, a fact which puzzled one motion picture executive so much that he questioned some of them about it He wanted to know whether they went because the pictures were so much like their own life. Oh, no, they ain't like our life at all, one of them explained. We go because maybe we think thats the way other cowboys go on. Therell be excitement on the air waves in September, when Major Bowes and his amateurs go Into action at the same time as the Showboat broadcasts. Nobodys sure which program the great public will prefer some say the listen-ers-i- n are getting tired of amateurs, and others claim that Showboat has been sailing too long. is a grand picSan Francisco ture, and is making money everywhere its shown, especially in San Francisco.' Yet the Chamber of Commerce of that city is still trying to get Metro to take out the earth quake scenes! Very wisely, Metro is refuslots of people ing go to see the picture especially to see them. The picture has added to the popular Clark Gables following and has demonstrated again that he has a great deal of versatility as an actor. k ODDS AND ENDS . . . Remember Iluhy Pegny"? 'She' a a big girl now, under her making a screen come-bac- k whole name , Margaret Montgomery , her small a in and you'll see part in Girls Dormitory . . . Ginger Rogers had a birthday party recently, with tiny dancing figures representing herself and Fred Astaire on top of the cuke . . . When Swing Time " is finished Fred will go to England with his wife and son for a vacation, and Ginger hopes to take a vacation in Hawaii before starting Mother Carey's Chickens . , . It looks as if that suit which Paramount has brought against Samuel Goldwvn for signing Gary Cooper must possibly be a publicity stunt . , . Surely Gary can sign with anybody he wants to when his present contract expires . . . The Tower of London was the scene of of Nine Days a Queen" the pre-viean English picture based on the story of Lady fane Gray. fc Western Newspaper Union. -- Foreign Words and Phrases Bob?; fAMQUS. Davi'.L ieeae IKH.1l pattern of a motif 16 by 19 4 inches and two and two reverse motifs 4 inches. Color by 5 illustrations of all schemes; restitches needed; material quirements. Send 15c in stamps or coins (coins preferred) for this pattern to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York, 2 4 Mveahl ftrmnf HD 'Shores and Ships and Sealing M Wax and Kit kshaa IKIl'INO. EWIS CARROLL, author N. Y. of "Alice Wonderland, made for himself an enviable reputation by balling up the Hornets and Bullets' language and injecting into bis By FLOYD GIBBONS manuscript references that had Pattern 1214 ROW D oyer there, boys and girls, and make room for a whatever to do with roses as its motif this nothing With new Distinguished Adventurer in this club of yours. lie the story. newly embroidered bedspread's is Ralph Gewchr of South Orange, N. J The caption on this column Is de- sure of admirers! So is its emto I've got admit, right at the start, that Ralph's yam Is a stinger. signed along the Carroll lines, but broidered bolster, or a matching It happened to him In August, 1934, up in tlio Adirondack., when the word ricksha" really stands scarf adorned this speedy way. Ralph and his pal, Billy, started out with a couple of .22 calibre riflei for something. Flowers are easy to do in single, to hunt eagles. the last cen- outline and lazy daisy stitch Roughly speaking, Well, sir, that'a a good enough start for any adventure. An sus report on rickshas accounted their effect truly lovely! eagle la m pretty tough proposition, and a XI calibre rifle is twoPattern 1214 contains a transfer 44,000 of the rubber-tired- , for If of hardware to try to handle one with. pretty small piece vehicles, wheeled, they'd found any eagles on that Utile hunting trip of theirs, coolies capadrawn by they'd have bad plenty of adventure. And I guess if they hadn't ble of hauling human cargo on run arrosa anything more dangerous than a cottontail rabbit most any kind of a thoroughfare they'd have had an adventure, too. asphaltum preferred at about the in -- i fleet-foote- Those lads were slated for trouble. Their numbers were up same rate of speed and with less especially Ralph's. Anything they did that day would have been than goes with the noise wrong, and when Billy took a pot shot at the only game in sight, cab. he started something worse than a whole flock of eagles and a couple In point of grace and luxury nothof buzzards thrown in for good measure. ing has ever been invented that can Boys Find Hornets Nest Is Dangerous Target. compete with it or make a better With their rifles in their arms, Ralph and Billy headed up the trail showing along the boulevards on foot. They trudged up to the top of Blue Ledge, a distance of ten where traffic streams. miles from the summer camp of Ralph's folks at North river. The Lot Is Not a Happy One. boys planned to spend the night In the mountains, like real hunters, and a spectacle of this sort fills While look for adventure. They were too tired to go after eagles by the time the it seldom drifts into one's eye were but hornets another they arrived, thing. mind that the lot of the ricksha Now a hornet Is pretty far from an eagle, but a hornets nest man is not a happy one. The easy make a nice target if you don't rare what yon shoot at and loping stride of the man between Billy didn't rare. He let fly at that hornet's nest and bit it smack the shafts, the three-foin the center and then adventure began In earnest. Ralph says bicycle wheels running silentthose hornets came out of that nest like a cloud of buzzing ly on ball birtrings, make Mercury smoke. He thinks all the hornets in the world must have been and his machine a floating unit, in it from the way they went for him. lie took one look at the gliding onward apparently without flying circus and then hit the trail as fast as he could go. But It but it never occurs to the effort, wasn't fast enough. They dove at him in mass formation and casual observer that perhaps there kept right on his tall. to the physical endurance He got a glimpse of Billy tearing through the woods with a million is a limit or so of the enemy on his shoulders and the next second tripped and felL of the human animal swinging along with a human burden lolling under a pith helmet, pulling on a r and living the life of good Riley. e . ' Cs Nothing so completely fits a 'v ) white man for the indolent life as a ISd spending four or five hours a day The very construcin a ricksha. tion of the device invites a posture: added to which the gentle oscillations, more soothing than any motion experienced from the cradle to the grave, produce a relaxation matched only by Insensibility. A New England woman brought up to sit erect in straight back hickory chair and bold herself like a Bunker Hill ramrod thinks nothing, after Bang! Went a Shot Right in Ralph's Ear. week of rickshaing, of imitating Bang! went a shot right in his ear. He thought it was Billy's rifle for a Cleopatra on her chaise longue eyemoment because his had fallen out of his hand. Then he felt a stinging ing Mark Antony. A ricksha sure sensation in his side. That must have been a big hornet, be thought, from do break down one's resistance the way it felt and makes a formal posture, coincident with good manners, quite Ralph Is Shot by His Own Rifle. The hornets were stinging him everywhere, but none of them hurt a bore. as much as the one in his side. He put his hand on the spot and drew it Strut Sitting Down. away covered with blood! Ralph was shotl His own rifle had exploded Old boys who cant even get the on hitting the ground and the bullet must be in his body! nomination for county clerk back Hornets were forgotten in the face of this discovery. The home look like senatorial timber situation was deadly aerious. Here was a boy shot In the side after doing a stretch in an upholand he was ten miles from civilization. Besides, both boys were And a tin horn stered ricksha. from to tired their make matters worse, already long walk. And, sport who cant even get a kind the only doctor was eight miles more beyond Ralphs cabin. glance from a head waitress, after They could make that last eight miles in his mothers car, but a few spins between ricksha wheels how would Ralph ever survive the walk? has difficulty dispelling the rumor Ralph says their Boy Scout training came immediately to mind. 7sClarkGabl'e This" how- The thing to do in case of a sudden shock, they recaUed, was to apply case with residents ever is not heat externally , internally and eternally. So Billy built a fire, heated f p?pingi who having passed the some water and made coffee. Ralph drank the coffee, which heated him inntion staee are without Then Billy wrapped him in the blankets for the external h seem 0nlv tiie heating. The boys washed the wound with hot water, bound it up as truV do4, as well as they could with their handkerchiefs, and started on the long ome one once said of an unpopq. trek back home. lar statesman. Wounded Lad Makes Heroic Trek. And the cost is nothing, compared Did you ever try to walk ten miles with a bullet in your side? 'with the sense of superiority with Ralph advises you not to. In addition to the mental torture of not which the consumer is infected. knowing how badly he was wounded, Ralph suffered intensely from For the small sum of $1, Mex., the heat It was and hot enough without the blankets which here in Peiping means 35 and the coffee, and he had to trudge along bundled up like an Indian cents in American spondulics, a flrst-- I papoose. thoroughbred That walk, says Ralph, was a nightmare. He figures he class coolie ricksha boy can be must have lost at least ten pounds and laid the foundations for hired for the day, which is under-- I a headful of gray hair. But he kept on going, even if he did think stood to be 12 full hours, with such that each step would be his last Finally they got back to the , time for lunch as the patron, in camp where Ralphs dad had a car. the fullness of his enlarged heart, It was late at night when the boys finally staggered into the doctors feels that he can surrender to his This rate office after a ride that shook the daylights out of Ralph. The doctor faithful foot servant looked at the wound and ordered him to the hospital. Then began holds good at $7 per week. Beyond another ride that Ralph will remember all his life. It was forty miles, that the tariff falls to $20 a month, but Billy drove it almost as fast as those hornets could fly. Mex., of course, which places the horse-drive- n brass-mounte- ' -I 'i J 2 plainly pattern number, your name and address. Venetian Life On returning from Venice, where he had been consul for four years, William Dean Howells met a Boston publisher, with whom he frequently played shuflleboard or strolled the liner's decks. One day Howells remarked that he was bringing over a manuscript on Venetian life. Jokingly the publisher remarked that his firm would bring it out. Without a moments hesitation the manuscript was turned over to him. . . it was published in 1806 under the title of "Venetian Life. It may well be said that this was the start of Howells successful literary career. Abusus non tollit usum. (L.) Abuse is no argument against tho proper use of anything. Auri sacra fames. (L.) Accursed greed for gold. Bon chien chosse de race. (F.) A good dog hunts from instincts; blood will tell. Coute que coute. (F.) At any cost. Lite pendente. (L.) During the trial. Esprit des lois. (F.) The spirit of the law. Modus operandi. (L.) A mode of operating. i. (F.) A hotch-potca medley. Favete linguis. (L.) Avoid utwords; maintering tain silence. Supply of Postum Free Week Read the offer made by the Tostum Company In another part of tills palter. They will send a full week' supply of health giving Postum free to anyone who writes for It Adv. When Virtue Offends Virtue itself often offends when coupled with bad manners. first be pies should Custard Write 0 started to bake in a hot oven to set the crust, then the heat of the oven should be quickly reduced so that the custard may cook slowly. Never beat or stir cereals or rice with a spoon. It makes them fork. pasty. Use a silver-plate- THE NEWHOUSE EMOTES, d After washing white silk stockings or gloves ar.d rinsing them thoroughly be sure to hang them in the shade to dry. This will keep them white. NEXT YEAR GO A Distinctive Residence It An Abode, ..renowned Throughout the West Mrs. a J. Waters, President 1 TO Westminster College LAKE SALT I Tat 4 Sigh Sckoal Bwotifut Buildings CITY, UTAH Tur inisr Caflcga. 4 al las ten and CaUsga Tsars. campus. Equipment. Modern High 8cholarhip, Strong Character and Borial development. Special Music wark tor credit. Physical education. Low Coot Tuition, in regulated bome-lik- Board and Room dormitories. e Self kelp offered. H. W. REUERD. D.D.f Pres. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee4 o o-- . h EVERYTHING IS PEACHES" siS le mid-Augu- ' S.a., Troop,,, Art the Bop, S,ohi6 Question,. At the hospital another surprise was in store for them. State Troop- called by the doctor, as they always do in cases of gunshot wounds met the boys and questioned them. Ralph says they seemed to think that he and Billy had been shooting at each other or holding somebody up. But they cleared themselves of that suspicion and Ralph went on the operating table. An operation is an adventure in itself, but Ralph's was one with a happy ending. The bullet which, fortunately, was not a high powered one had entered his side and, striking a rib, had glanced off and missed the vital organs. The doctors, after an had been taken, picked the slug out of his shoulder and when Ralph woke up there was his mother, more scared than he was. Billy had found her and told her Ralph had been shot. Ralph was out of the hospital in a few days and the wound healed up in a few weeks, but, he says, he hasn't been eagle hunting since, w y wnu The Palo Verde Tree The palo verde is a small, intricately branched tree of the pea family. It grows from 15 to 20 feet high, with a short trunk, smooth, green bark, ar.d minute leaves which fall soon after appearing, leaving the tree leafless most of the year. The bright yellow flowers are borne In axillary followed by flattened, clusters, short, beanlike pods, three inches long. It is a characteristic tree along sandy washes in the Colorado desert of Southern California eastward into Southern Arizona and southward to Mexico. Service. Gems in Volcanoes Three of Americas s stones art products of Hawaiian volcanoes. The olivine, most wide ly known of these, is a transparent stone somewhat like an olive-gree- n Peles pearls" are twenty-ber-colore- am-'i1- ? formations produced by lime seeping through crevasses Hawaiian diamonds, rarest of the three, are found inside another stone, the moonstone. Like true diamonds, which tney resemble, are a they carbon formation, bui only nine points in hardness com with the ten points of the rea1 pared diamond. your headquarters await-er- s orders. Ricksha Boys Faithful. A pet dog couldnt be more at your beck and call. The system solves the whole question of transportation throughout the city. For long distance trips, motor fares are comparatively low. The average daily mileage of a ricksha boy is about twelve, ranging in special cases up to fifteen a day for all seasons except during snow fall, brief in this latitude, and hard on the ricksha boys, many of whom are unable to buy blankets with which to keeP out 0)6 chiU after a long lope' K is estimated 11131 5116611 years is about 1,16 aver hauler, but aSe llfe of a there is n0 scarcily of men who are easily 111 1116 sixties. The d ol lhem are under five. from lhal down to eighteen. It is easy to distinguish the country from the city ricksha pullers. The former put on less style, take a longer stride and think nothing of doing thirty miles a day between town and country; round trip, tip and all, $2 Mex., the owner of the vehicle to feed himself, haUnting j Copyright. JOE E. BROWN ASKS BOYS AND GIRLS TO JOIN CLUB Famous Comedian Offers 36 Flakes box-to- p Send one Grape-Nut- s . . . and swell the shown here get membership pin youll and the Club Manual. 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