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Show CACHE AMERICAN. LOGAN, UTAH Government Employees Work on Theater Stage QUESTION ED inTH the largest number of employees in Washington since the war, the goernment Is so crowded for office space that It has taken orer the Washington auditorium. The photograph shows a division of the FERA at work on the stage of the big theater. BEDTIME h By 1 Dear Ur. Wjnn: I notice articles, in the newspa vers, which refer to something ot other happening In the great peace town, but they never mention the name of the town. I must confess my Ignorance and ask you to please tell me the name of the great peace town? Sincerely, U. R. BRIGHT. Answer: The greatest peace town I know of Is Reno. Dear Mr. Wynn: I am taking an examination for One a letter carriers position I question seems to stick me. know you will help me. so heres What has four legs the question: and flies all around? Truly yours, WILL L PASS. Answer: Well, Its a question which an swer the government wants from you. Two canary birds have four legs and fly all around, but I think the answer you want Is as follows-dead dorse has four legs and flies all around 1" THORNTON W. BURGESS THE HUNTED WATCHES HUNTER THE peaceful and IT WAS so quiet and there In the altogether lovely Green Forest where l.lghtfoot the Deer lay "esting behind a pile of brush near the top of a little hill that It didnt seem possible such a thing as sudden death, should be anywheie near. It didnt seem pos slide that there could be any need Hut l.lghtfoot for watchfulness. long ago learned that often danger Is nearest when It seems least to be e peeled. So, though he would have liked very much to take a nap, Light foot was too wise to do any thing so foolish. Me kept his beautiful great, soft eves fixprl in the It Was the Hunter and Across One Arm He Carried the Terrible Gun. direction from which the hunter with the terrible gun would come If he were still following I.ightfoots trail. Up kept his great ears gently moving to catch every little sound l.lghtfoot had about decided that the hunter had given up hunting for that day, but he didnt let this keep him from being any the less watchful. It was better to be overwatch-fu- l than the least hit careless. By keen ears and by llghtfoots caught the sound of the snapping of a little stick In the distance. It was so faint a sound tliht you or I would have missed it altogether. But Llghtfoot heard It and instant ly he was doubly alert, watching In the direction from which that faint After what sound bad come. seemed a long time he saw something moving and a moment later a came into view. It was the hunter and across one arm he carried the terrible gun. l.lghtfoot knew now that this hunter had patience and perseverance and had not jet given up hope of getting near enough to shoot him. The hunter moved slowly, setting each foot down with the greatest care so as not to snap a stick or rustle the He was watching sharply leaves. ahead, ready to shoot should he catch a glimpse of l.lghtfoot within range. Right along through the hollow at the foot of the little hill below Llghtfoot the hunter passed He was no longer study ins the ground for Llghtfoot had left no tracks. He wjs simply hunting in the direction from wlpch the .Merry Little Breezes were blowing be cause he knew that l.lghtfoot had gone In that direction and he also knew that If Llghtfoot were still ahead of him his scent could not be carried to Llghtfoot. He was doing what Is called, "hunting up wind. no I.'ghtfoot kept perfectly still and watched the hunter disappear among the trees. Then he silently cot to his feet, shook himself light ly, and noiselessly stole away over the hilltop towards another part of the Green Forest, lie felt sure that hunter would not find hint again that day T W Buries WVU Service. Do You Know- - It isnt what she eats that keeps the boy friend broke, S3ys perti R II "its where she eats." W MIT rr By ANNE CAMPBELL DOday,YOU remember an October gold and crimson day of long ago. When for a little while you passed my w ay. To touch the maples with a deeper glow ? A in gay col ors is the idea of a British king? In Henry VIIs private purse expenses for Feb ruary (1530), appeared items of money paid to a tailor for making doublets "for the run ning boys of the stabul" and to the mylanner (milliner) for ryding cappes of black satin. McClure Newspaper Sndicftt WVU Service. European Nursery hills, Where little trees reached up to autumn skies? Today June meets October and distills The roses borrowed from our Par adise. Dear Mr. Wynn: I Just entered college this year. My father wants me to be a lawyer and I want to be a doctor Can you tell me Just what you think ot these two professions, so I can choose? Yours, COL. EDGE BOYE. Answer: A doctor Is a man who puts medicine, about which ba knows little. Into your stomach, about which he knows nothing, while a lawyer is a man who takes money from your enemy and keeps it for himself. WNU 8ervlce Asmxiated Newspaper Pretty Tweed Coat Y. B Eve's remember words we did not speak. Long silences that told us more than words. The Joyous ripple of the silver creek. And the soft answer of the brlght-ejebirds? SOBER. EpiGrACOS can. hold OOans ainter-est- by cjsinG their necks instead of their heads flower? Copyright -- WNIl Service. MOTHERS COOK BOOK EVERYDAY DISHES ox tall soup is a favorite A GOOD dish with many. The follow ing stew is worth adding to the card index: Ox Tail Stew. Wash the short lengths of ox tall and brown In Its own faL Conk two chopped onions In two of butter, add to the meat with two and one half quarts of wa ter Simmer until the meat Is ten der. A half hour before serving add four diced carrots, two diced tur nips and one large potato, two ten poonfuls of Worcestershire same, two teaspoohfuls of sugar, salt and pepper to taste. When the vegetables are soft thicken the stew with flour and add water mixed to a paste. Cook until well thickened Ing water, one cupful of uncooked rice, two cupfuls of canned toma toes, one cupful of round steak ground, two teaspoonfuls of sugar salt, pepper and grated cheese to taste. Cook In a covered dish un til the rice Is soft Cover with the grated cheese and brown In a hot oven. Banana Junket Dissolve a Junket tablet In a ta lilespoonful of water, add to a pint of warmed milk. Flavor to suit the taste. Slice bananas Into sherbet cups and pour the Junket over them Let stand In a warm place until Arm. Mash one banana and add a tnblespoonful of lemon Juice and beat the white of an egg un til stiff, add one half cupful of sugar and the banana; beat unt'l thick. Add as a topping to the des sert. Pilaf. Fry one siloed onion In butter using two tahlespoonfiils; when soft and vellovv add two riipfnls of hnil t Lemon Cheese Treat Prepare a sponge by using one tablespoonful of gelatin dissolved in two tablespoonfuls of cold wa ter. add one and cupfuls of boiling water, one cupful of sugar, a few grains of salt and one fourth cupful of lemon Juice When ttie Jelly begins to thicken beat with a rotary egg beater until light and frothy, then fold In one cupful of cottage cheese. Put Into molds and serve either as a dessert or a salad. one-ha- lf C Western Newspaper Union. Dream and Reality Puzzle Still existent today are prlml the people who are unable to dlf ferentiate between a dream and re ality. For example, when a man dreams he Is bitten by a snake, he treais the supposed wound upon When he dreams of a awakening fight with a friend, he continues the battle tlie following morning much to thp friend's astonishment Collier's Weekly. SANTA MONICA, CALIF. that Italy started hostilities against a weaker race for purely selfish motives, which among the nations that might seek to bloek her would come with clean hands? It wouldn't be Britain, with her record couldnt with her toward record Bell Syndicate. WNU service. It , colonial possessions, and, lately, toward oc territories cupled Not Belgium, surely, with her reek ing record In the Not Spain Congo. with the Riff to accuse her; nor Germany, rv , n ' obb grabbed off one of the 'attest cookies of Africas heart when the grabbing was good: nor Japan, with her teeth set in China's torn flanks. Nor yet America, with long centuries behind her of Infamous mistreutment for our own Indians. Out of all history, you'll find but one who enme with clean hands and those hands the soldiers pierced with Iron spikes ns they nailed the Nazarene to the Cross. Be not diverted from your duty by any Idle reflections the silly world The Dionne Quintuplets, wards of may make upon you, for their centhe King, eat Hie same cereal that is sures are not In your power, and eaten hy millions of hnliies who dont consequently should not he any part get their names in the papers oat of your concern. Epictetus. meal. The tanndian government (hose a staff of special experts for the care of the Quints. Anil these exierts, their scientific knowledge endorsing ihe Instinctive choice of mothers the world over, have chosen oatmeal for the cereal of the famous r 0 UPSETS Hve. Oatmeal, eminent medical author has an abundance of everything a child's cereal slioil.l have body building minerals, mus le building protein, and t lie supreme ly Important Vitamin B for keeping Mies agree, fit. Food science says that Vliamln B Is tlie best safeguard against those dangerous enemies of childhood nervousness, constipation, ami poor appetite due to lack of that vitamin In the diet. Weeks Supply of Postum Free Jtead the offer made by the Postum xhmpnny In another part of this pa per. They will send a full weeks supply of health giving Postum free to anyone who writes for 1L Adv. Seaweed Ideal Insulator Unexpected xlrtues have been dls covered In lie lowly seaweed. When tightly packed it forms an ideal In sulalliig uialerinl, keeping out cold Scicn noise, water, and even fire. 111c tes's prove that a mat of sea weed half an Inch thick is more effective than a brick wall 12 Inches thick. The seaweed has besides only the weight of ordinary In sulntlng material. I h The proper treatment for a bilious THREE STEPS 'r TO I RELIEVING 1 CONSTIPATION A cleansing dose today; a smaller quantity tomorrow; less each time, until bowels need no help at all. ANY mother knows the reason w w hen her child stops playing, eats little, is hard to manage. Constipation. But w hat a pity so few know the sensible way to set things nghtl The ordinary laxatives, of even ordinary strength, destroy all hopes of restoring regularity. A liquid laxative is the answer, mothers. The answer to all your worries over constipation. A liquid can be measured. The dose can be exactly suited to any age or need. Just reduce the dose each time, until of their own the bowels are mox-inaccord and need no heTp. This treatment will succeed with any child and with any adult. Doctors use a liquid laxative. Hospitals use the liquid form. If it is best for their use, it is best for home use. The liquid laxative they generally use is Dr. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin. Any druggist has iL woven tweed. In dark Loosely blue, wine and white, makes this long belted back coat that Is worn over a dark blue one piece dress. comes home with a mess of If they'd only let him squirrels. take off his shoes, he could move around that Infield even faster. Also, it come natchell," as they say In his country and mine, to nurse one quid In the right cheek all afternoon. I was sixteen years old before I knew there was any other salad course. Pestered President! DROBABLY California was no The shoulder yoke and pockets echo worse than any other section, the rounded line of the collar. but Ill bet Mr. Roosevelt uttered a silent cheer whe.i he pulled out on a commodious nd uncrowded Generous Giver ocean with only the sea lions to listen to. Instead of the spouting orators of America. We elect a man to the highest office and the toughest Job on earth and then handshake him and e him and spech-mnkhim to death. He goes forth to see how fares the country and cant see the country for the reception committee. He has a private car to travel In and spends his time on the back platform. He goes back home to do his work and all the visiting firemen In the land come to be photographed with him on the White House lawn. The ex(NOTE hausted gentleman crouched In the middle Is him ) A President of the United States has no more privacy than a a President of the United States. Fooled you goldfish fanciers that time, didn't I? Its as though we hired the exclusive service of Michelangelo and Dr. Henry J. Gerting, shown then sent him out to take orders for enlarged crayon portraits, above, superintendent of schools of Si. Louis. Mo., has p edged $J.".Uimi above normal. to help repay losses to 20.000 school Those I. O. U 'f children In two closed banks Doctor Gerling offered the money to IF MEMORY rightly serves this humble scribe. Its almost time the board of education from his personal funds. Assets of the Sav- for our government to go through ings Trust company and the Nat the laughable routine of sending ural Bridge Trust company, in off the customary batch of those which about $02 000 of school chll quaint please remit" notes to redren's thrift club funds were depos- mind the European powers that acited. are being liquidated. It was cumulated Installments and hack Inestimated neither bank would pay terest payments are overdue on out more than CO per cent on depos that little debt of eleven or twelve I tors billions. claims. The usual procedure will be followed that Is, the rest of em will Just Ignore the whole theory, and somebody In Paris, where the repudiation Idea originated, will denounce Uncle Sam for his hideous 94 tr. i t J greed. Lafayette, they aint there." flag-wav- e When the Yankee Came to Grief A Kentucky Elections had a primary election In not long ago, and we didnt know the results until fully 24 hours afterward because theyve got a law down there against counting the vote for at least one day after the polls close, then allowing time to notify the families of decreased and the coroners. As a native son. Ill never forget the thrill I had In 19.'!2 when all the rest of the country had retorta party named Hoover was ed also running that year and then the first scattering returns came In trim cup yacht Tankee was a sorry sight after her mast was from Kentucky: seven dead and THE onceclear during a race ullh the Shamrock, the Velsheda and the eighteen wounded Endeavor at t lie Dnrlmniitli. England, regatta. The yacht capsized but IRVIN 8. COBB. tlieie vveie no casualties. T lie lunkee la shown being towed Into Plymouth North American Newspaper Alliance, Inc. WNU Service for repairs. THEY Pop, what Is a plenipotentiary?' "Shipment of flold lace. war. In the opium be France, Babies Eat Oatmeal And why shouldn't that Warneke hoy be able to throw straight and move fast? Where he comes from, when the family's out of meat one of the youngsters runs down a hack rabbit or slips out before breakfast with a pocketful of rocks nnd nany think the) an hour Bright blue October skies reached the gray, And blest affection burgeoned into World Conquerori Arltnui Athlete! Girls Do you remember an October day Far lovelier than this, when for about: THEY craved to get off the IFfront page, the Italians made a grave mistake by starting a war when theres a World series on especially one where you find two opposing star pitchers from the same state. What scoundrel was It said the chief products of Arkansas were Democrats and champion Too d s;.5g which, Answer: A man Is absolute! drunk when he comes home late Do you KIMOVVS puts the candle la bed, then blows himself out Dear Mr. Wynn: I have heen reading the pro and con discussions on When a Man Is Drunk." Please tell me when a person can be absolutely sure that a man Is drunk? Truly yours. Do you remember the New England IP A IP A Perfect Fool Dear Mr. Wynn: I have trouble In keeping my clean. They say that whisky Is the best polisher of sil ver. How is It used? Sincerely. IMA HOUSEKEEPER Answer: Just drink the whisky and then blow on the silver. s That the jockey nent Polly, Do You Remember a Day in October? STORr WYNN, The b, U BOX YOUR DUTY Worlds Most Famous -- HURRAH, I HURRAY SAY, YOU SAY ; OnCE you taste Grape-Nut- s Flakes, youll cheer tool The flavor is something grand-anits nourishing. One dishful, with milk or cream, contains more varied nourishment than many a hearty meal. Try it your grocer has itl Product of General Foods. f' TIIE NEWMOUSE E20TEIL A Distinctive Residence An Abode. ..renowned Throughout the West ,?L if Mrs. J R. Waters, President Salt Lake9s Most Hospitable HOTEL - |