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If your story appears this column yoo will receive check for $3.00 Week No. 3442 W.N.U. Salt Lake City I hear you called me a liar? I did not. What I said was that you'd hate made a great diplomat." THE DEDUCTION No Place to Sit Down Twenty thousand plants are contained in the cactu3 gardens of the Huntington library in Los Angeles. North Carolinas Waterways Inland waterways of North Carolina cover 3,600 square miles. First Bowler Hat The first bowler hat was made about 1850. Light Weakens Papers Testa show that light has a rapid weakening effect on all grades of papers. Contentment Wealth make me rich, for without thee there is no wealth. Oh, Contentment, "V iir. E Yes, the two midgets are going to be married. She called him the apple of her eye." H'm, I suppose they'll soon he a dwarf pair. v KfSS&ssr Y . FhkT,"t s. -s This Is the Olympic slide at Garmisch Partenkirchen, Germany, where the Fourth Winter games will be contested, as it appears decorated with the Nazi swastika. Olympic Accidental Prospect I have gone 60 years without ever having an accident Agent Well, my dear sir, dont you really consider that has been an accident? WNU W 42-- 84 |