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Show CACHE AMERICAN. LOGAN. UTAH OH, HO! UH, HU Sally Scz TO TIIE NTH DECREE New MohiiIIbI Patient Sny, doctor, I asked tint iuir to put a tint water bottle at my feet and alie aturk up ber Doae and walked away. Doctor Wtiat else could you That waa the head nurse. Patient Oh. do they apedallte that Biurh? Then yet me the foot nurse. Oii r'a Weekly. Society Dame Oh, doctor, I'm o sorely troubled with ennuh Doctor I I'm I Why don't you yourself In finding out bow the other half llree? Society Inme Aradoui no, I'm nut locking fur a divorce. OH, OUCH! Didnt Want te Miss It Slater Freddy, don't you think you'd better yo to bed Dow? Little Itrother No, I want to stick around and see your friend explode Orat Slater's Boy Friend Good gracious! Whatever cun the child mean! Little Brother I beard Minnie tell mamma you were about ready to pop I Work.d peasant bought a barometer, and a fortnight later the Instrument maker from whom he bought It passed the door. Instrument Maker Welt, are you satisfied with the barometer? Peasant Bather I I have had It a fortnight, and we have had One weather all the time. Pearson. A gd VthiU wo have feral bualnoa Of starvauou wovo m fear. Bat If boaineea failtf Mtd all fe banting Rakhil, la a ear. LETS PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY THE FEATHERHEADS I SPILLING- FLOOR Ml aaf Pick loom In 1L CANDY PAPERS Alt OVER The a, SOFA " little Johnny My pants are an heir-loo- ' rr At 400 Utah Oil Refining FORESIGHT Service Stations in Utah and Idaho "CATERPILLAR" TRACTORS Mvcril rod and 'Caterpillar" Tractora aa ah irk dnirabli deal ran Bra aar salesmen la ka made. Trementeu ar Balt Lakr City. Landes Tractor & Equipment Co. W FINNEY OF THE FORCE Stopping the Racket WHSJsH: ' SHURE. AN' WHUT ARE VEZ DOIN' IN HERE? A A I BREAKING CM ee IT BE WELL A LOT O' NOISE these I NEW SHOES , . Vez Are makin SORRY1 SHORE AN' OI'LL sthop sinSin this MINIT Tommy She' already engaged to three fellows an' she as.vs she wants at least one who's willing to spend a cent now and then. l Mrs. Stonehammer Johnny suys he considers our daughter worth her weight In clam shellsi Mr. S. That's tine I'll hold him off a few weeks while we fatten Bone-chise- Get Free Garden Guide Hook SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH Feed Em First A good leader, said Hi Ho, tha Sage of Chinatown, should be able to see to it that his audiences are well fed." Fleeting Time SALESMENS SAMPLES R)n or tub 'OINOBA-UW- . YM. Bringing Him Down Maude Why did you break your engagement with poor Tom? Edith Hush, don't tell any one, but he was growing so horribly fat I When grief lias pulled him down a bit I shall take him on again. Achewl Achewl Colds have their seasons," th peak periods being September and October, January and February, and April and May. MEAN OLD THING up. Lata Trouble Father Willie, were you quiet at School today? Willie Ill say so! I went to steep soon as I got there, and the teacher said shed punish anyone who woke me up I hi? 131 West Boath Temple Bt, Balt Lake City. Utah Suitor Do you know why your sister won't become engaged to me? Lecturer (who has spoken for two hours) I shall not keep you much longer. I am afraid I have spoken at rather great length. There is no clock In the room, and I must apologize for not having a watch with me. A Voice There a calendar behind you, mister! Exchange. Uf Street. Made finda aa4 Bar Inlanaaantala ava littla rad school kouae aa paint the fell Instead af aemtbody elsea. EDNA U. KERR. Belfema. Idahe. BUSINESSLIKE ber cknrchoo dsnd town. iuainsso and ocbonfc Um omptr, la niia? VMa Teacher An heirloom t some CUaa drtvo out small bualaena. that what thing that ha been handed down Lira r town reap kimat fra iMf from father to son. Johnny, give ava wf nnllnrfnt Industrie. proita Bring Will me a sentence with tb word heir- rtiwutif at feai instead af TH&h j that's right tvtr aa a th and indnatrinj OUT ONE THING HOW ABOUT TH& Numerically Spanking boy waa balancing himself oa his head when an old lady who knew him came by: "Aren't you too young to do that?" she asked. "You're only six." "It's all right, missis," replied the boy without losing his balance. "I'm Dine while I'm upside down." A THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY - START PiCKiWQr ON ME. suppose I'M To blame that all the ash And filled trays AreOVER. ON SURg- TWO OAS HAVE SLAPSEO SINCE I OFFERED HIM A PRICE THAT WAS EMINENT!- - TEETH PURCHASED PRO BOBBY BV THS VH.LACB OEHT1ST AMO CU.OED FOR DISPLAY PROP. PAIR MAN NOW TO yLU FIND THE TURTLEBACK. P&Tn BOHS WISHES TO RETRIEVE THU the DEMTiST REFUSES planning uraisw w TOWM ARK, any Wle THE ONE on! lf WITHOUT UTAH WOOLEN MILLS AHO paint the turtlebacks SKIFF ONE Salt Lake City. Utah IN THAT Skunks Hibernate Part Time The skunk is typical of animals which go into hibernation, but remains only part of the winter. I've seen the snows of jus winters. He How many winters have yot speut la the South? She & M twenty-on- TO SELL AND TVIB SCIENTIST O 6EIZS IT. IM 'fl ITT 0,lrj Tooth to ado to PERFECTION OP the TWB specimen BUT i FOR A LOHO TLMB ..ew OONT, POLKS WI6 BIOS OP THE TRACK HI- MHOLD HO TRUCK WITH SUCH AS SHAHTVTOWH IF HE AInV AROUHD KtCKAPOO, you MICHT PINO HIM AT - SLUTER& HOUSEBOAT.- HIM Ladies Knit Suits and Dresses Off Now One-ha- V) I, to e NOT SO GOOD Utah High School of Beauty Culture 121 So. Main St.. Salt Laka City liautj CbUbii Profisstsi Knows u Dtprissiti Yon can now Irarn n profession that will make yon independent for the rest of your days. $15 per month only for tho completa coarse of aii months. Phono or writ for oar catalogue. Mail in coupon. NAME - Tbi - ADDRESS ... 'if (Copyught 1912 by Th Bell $ydet Marsh Rabbit Swins The marsh rabbit of our southeastern swampland is as much at home in the water as on land and actually swims for sport. Inc Anatomical Problem I am going to spank you sa sure as anything, said Bobble's mother. You cant. Pm sittlu on It, said Bobble. Chicago News. Bobble, ASR TOUR DRUGGIST POR APEX "oT Brides Are Stranger Bride I made this pudding all by aiyself. Gubb; Fine! But who helped you lift It out of the oven? AN INTERMOUNTAIN "I found a $10 bill this morning. That shows you are lucky. Have a gift for finding things." "My gift stuck by me too long. Kext I found the owner." GOOD FISHING f YOUR POCRETBOOK BUFFERS WHEN YOU GET STALE CHICKS Buy only chlcka for beet results. Overnight service to all points in the Intermountain West. Phone write, or wire for price list and literature. All leading varieties. Hatches daily. Distributors for tho best in brooders feeders, and other poultry supplies. RAMSHAW HATCHERIES Compliance Certificate No. git So. A Big Help!! KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES' PRODUCT South Africas Gold South Africas gold production, which was $4u0,000,000 in 1930, it is estimated, will have fallen to $314,000,000 by 1940. 3687 State. 8. L C., UL, Ph. Mur. 474 TIMPANOGOS HATCHERY DonY worry about ME, AL , YOU CANY TELL ME J VMYTHlMdj ABOUT WOMEN I'M MEETINGS LITTLE Belle hopper. FoK lumc- hOH BOY. WHATA6AL!!! 305 I'LL SEE FINIS - HE'3 ALL RlfiHT, WISE AUY 1'. MtSS BELLE I HOPPER WILL HAVE TOO SHREWD I'LL TELL Him WHAT A SAP EDDIE S ASK A0OOT EjALS-i'l- l. him To HELp ME SAVE EDDIE FKoM THIS EolD Compliance Certificate No. 1204 So. 7th East, Provo, Ut., Ph. 413W Lake Baikal, in Siberia, is said to be the deepest fresh water lake in the whole world. Dasisee! $3.00 Tea.ner Can you tell me the function of the pores of our bodies, Tommy? Tommy They are the things we use to catch cold with. per week will bo paid for the best articlo on Why you Intermountain made should use Good Similar to above. Bend your story in prone or verse to Products Column, P. O. Box 1351, Balt Lake City. If your story appears In this column you will check for $3.00 Week No. 1413 W.N.U. Salt Laka City |