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Show CACHE AMERICAN. LOGAN. UTAH ftcM 1 oh ALL OVER NOW Our Pd Pene Along the Concrete Sally Scz wr im JUSTUX AT CWlT PE EM 1W. ( ' 7 '' AN EXFERT During the holiday traffic ruth, two iixwd cops, notldog a young womao who was driving dangerously, shot ahead of her and drew up their car broadside to that the culprit bad to atop. Li rune me, young lady." said ono of tho officer sarcastically, do you kaow anything about driving car?" Of cour," oald tho bright young thing, nlial's your trouble?" "So you bad all tho men follow at tha summer resort?" "Ye It aj really too easy. Why. I didn't oi an have to wear my three most extrema bathing aulta at lng you alL ON SIDELINES iludcbff Optimum Sonii of thuM optlmUta wo meet are llko the rtap apokeo af In Faming Show, Ijund'jn. I am guile oitimbiiic oheut the fa tore." Tbca nhy do you look oo worried?" 1 am not rertaln that nty la Justified." Km 4m his Wat, Hal Ka Uft aatl iKev Mr state a all knew old l acle Ham, ifK "tUaldtr Cant Ltte help make heme ky PATRONIZING HOME ISDIBTBY Oar President IK tlki ti ta Da taiyaat opll-Bils- Wwn and BhU Mr Oreen (at ball gam ai pitcher and ratcher hold a conference! What are they talking about? lluatmnd About what to throw to the next tatter. Mr, Creen But Uicy aren't allowed to throw anything except the halt, art they? THE FEATHERHEADS By Fanny Salves the Way 0Wm THIS WEEKS PRIZE STORY Prrldcat Reeerrelt la Inaugurating THia aaaia principle la aa He Oh, ye I've fought In oev prosperity. strictly applicable ta a regton, such aa pur era! battle lniermeanlsta W art, aa ta tha aatiaa at She And did they all dlvorct you larra. W hea tha aapla In aar ara adnptay4, and anly Uwa. ara in the end? they la a paaitba ta hay. VtWa w hart Alt tha Foticemaa'a Fault Magistrate The traffic policeman aaya you got sarcastic a 1th him. Ur. Nagger But I don't Intend to be. 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One of the guards swallowed the ball and scored touchdown." Scarecrows "Must be a lot of gentlemen farmers around here." Yehuh7" Never saw so many scarecrows wearing evening dress." Louisville Courier Journal. Write for our Free Feed and Nursery Guide Ilook BOBBY THATCHER THE PAPER THATLl. INTEREST PROF. ARS DelichtedIM went THE THE ST'R Begianing Friend Ilow Is your son getting along In hls medical studies? Troud Mother Fine; he can al ready cure very small children. Border Cities Star. Quick Thinking Ta Johnny, what Is this CO" on your report oard? Johnny I I think that's the tem perature of the schoolroom. Brooklyn Daily Engle. BV THEIR Discover Dinosaur OF SKULL OF A GRAVEL IN YOU'LL PARDON MUST me! ...I REPORT this TO THE CURATOR AT ONCE1. Easier to Work in Morning Does your wife believe all you Work can be performed in ths tell her' with less expenditure of "Yes; you see I am mighty care morning than is energy required for the ful what I tell her. same work in the afternoon, testa conducted at Northwestern univerx EMBALMED sity show. SALESMENS a Given PIT.HAS Now a column One-ha- lf Off UTAH WOOLEN MILLS the Discover to AND THE ARTICLE Balt Lake Citj, Utah HAS CAUGHT THE EVE OF A JOHESBORO COLLEGE YOUTV) WHILE READING By an old grant one of the dukes of Scotland loses the right to his lands if it should ever get warm enough to melt the snow from tha highest mountain in Scotland. the home town PAPER - SAMPLES Ladies Knit Suits and Dresses "THE GAZETTE d- - Tough Luck, AI KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES Writer You think the story has a real punch In It? Editor Sure thing, you ought to have seen the way It put me to sleep. MY! MY! WHAT Truth Come Out Flave you seen Kitty's engagement ring?" Yes I wore It aH last year." 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