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Show CACHE AMERICAN. I OCAS. UTAH -- Our Pet Pcn c- Along the Concrete NO FOOLIN' - Sally Sez Hto; J.. THE DECEIVER Utile bey iurprhtpd III parent by refusing to t ecaretl into Mu A good. I our wife a philanthropist?" Hlt' no gn telling oio tli angel ldust be, tba wa aba distribwill writ down In their book If Im well ute my none a moo bar friend 0111." ha Mid. "I might tbat at ber bridge club." think up In tell on lb la dead." TIME'S PRECIOUS ahould tbi' tblnk that I" Because I haven't aald ni praers for two week." f tut wh Hoarder" Aaciut r 4U paper Wed Ube te in Waal 4 aactlaM irtv, I Uia Imtmmbneiy)iaiflt all, meea ft", Br aeahinf LETTS PATRONIZE HOME INDISTRT All aorta of ancient head rut to reaeiulile an rye, found on Uie alto of old dlleo of Mesopotamia, are treaaurrd b modern native of the district a charm against ever sltk-noand evil teH. It la dlillcult to obtain tin's charm, even at connld-b- l a returned traveler. price, an atone, aurh Handl'd, aenil preclou a aata and sardonyx, are prized as Uie m t powerful. Native of this reloa have been antique hoarder Mother, Hob baa asked m to be alnce ancieut times. hi wife. What shall I dor Conault Hradstreet and Dun, my Hither aad Vo also a competent lawyer and dear; I Ituaiiund (during quarrel) Now, heart your know wh women are called THE FEATHERHEADS By Fannys Hunch Was Right, Though OAann If overy housewife wilt prepare a IW iteca In the Beast, nMt f pyiUrlf la Iha itunattniala Krfisa, It will ha tha found tfifwsary tt rearh boundary tf tha InUrattRtaii tteg tea it bird. (fit, and wh la that? Because on are alwuj Ilia Wife Husband THIS WEEKS TRIZE STORY Ntrt any ngtirM itra. Stick U thia Iwt and there will aoo M ua employed la thw rtrha. SURE SHOT E. W. HANSON. Green River. W m Chirping. Ilia Wife I understand It wna on account of the worm we pick up. At 400 Utah Oil Border Cities Star. One Wa Ool W to Co How did you know business waa going to et belter?" By a vory slinpln process of rea Refining Service Stations sonlng," answered Senator Sorghum, "all tba experts were Baying It couldn't got an worse. In Utah and Idaho Palmistry Very Old Palmistry, the art of obtaining information about the future from the palm of the hand, is very old; and the modern form of it is based SAFETY FIRST How do you know tbat great artist?" Why, be edinlts It" b la a upon the systems China and India. in formulated Write for our Free Feed and Nursery Guide Hook G rrn U. S. Cavalry in War Four regiments of U. S. cavalry, the second, third, sixth and fif- teenth, had service in the A. E. F. and the total personnel at the time of embarkation was 5,528. Gentleman Would you be willing to work if you had a chance? Weary Willlo How remote la the chance, sir? SALESMENS SAMPLES Old Different Now "Do you own the bouse you live lf What a pessimist he Is I" "Yes, Indeed. Even misery shuns his company." CANT TAKE IT Inr I used to." What do you mean Did you sell It?" No, I got married." 'used to'? Pathflmler No Free List! BOBBY THATCHER HE JUST KL.fc.PS PACIN' UPIN CAME AIL WELL , VELL DON'T CO IQ and down, AND THE WAV FROM THE CTV TO lr MUST HAVE TAKE A. LOOK AT THEM CKULL BONES. NOPE, VOL) EM VET...... THE Cant SEE BOVS THAT OWN 'EM WOHT LOCK gS DOWN TILL. NIUE PC BREAKFAST... OH HE t THE D'NlM CAR BEFORE OOT OFF THE TRAIN..., Magazine. THE WAV) ARE YOU THE LAD WHO MADS THE BV DISCOVERV a Rabbit' Foot - MUST VIEW j THE SPECIMEN r AT ONCE "Q! Should Carr Ladies Knit Suits and Dresses Off Now One-ha- IM , By GEORGE STORM ' LOHG AS THE PROFESSOR room the at a has took HOLD OH! SEE THE SIC ON THE HlS HOTEL HERE ILL PAV POT and ADMISSION, ON HlS BILL... it DOOR; ADMISSION is TEN CENTS UTAH WOOLEN MILLS Sail Lake Citr. Utah Point Barrow in Arctic Circle Point Barrow, the northernmost tip of Alaska, is well within the Arctic circle. Iceland is just Bouth of this line. K ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR rr r I've been making a round of calls, and Ive been so unfortunate. Mr. X What everybody out? Mrs. X No, everybody In. Lon Mrs. X (arriving home) MILK oS MAGNESIA AN INTER MOUNTAIN don Opinion. s Portfolio cabinets change the Imitation Is the slocerest flat holders of portfolios rather frequent tery "Maybe; but I don't like to have lyr res, said Senator Sorghum. a stenographer copy my mistakes Sometimes they don't look as much In grammar." like portfolios to me as they do overnight suitcases." So foreign SMATTER POP He Couldnt Convince Himself PRODUCT Salt Under City of Moscow Brine with a density of salt five times that of the Black sea has been discovered under the city of Moscow. By C M. PAYNE 150.000 feet Used & New Pipe Sizes i2", 8i"r 1" 11.000 feet 4" Cast Iron Pipe Monsey Iron & Metal Co. Hi) South 3rd Wist Sait Liki City, Utah Trouble Easy for Some to Make "Some troublesome folks, said Unci Eben, "dont have to trouble to make trouble. Dey jes naturally is it. Needed Three Plump One In the bus this morn Ing three men Jumped up and offered me their seats. Slim One Did you take them, dear? Stray Stories. BlMW Wace m For White oar oi'u. . Reds. Rocks end Bred Bred and Acclimated only I short d.stance frem our warm Hatcheries to your warm Brooder. We are distributors for Brood rs and Lincoln chick feeders. Write for special prices and cash discounts on orders placed now. "All Breeding Stock Blood Te3(ed for Pullorum (BWD), by the Rapd Whole Blocd Agglutination Method, sinee October 1st, 193.1, and all indicated reactors removed. Leghorns, other Popular Breeds. Production Mountain Y' can't loan me $10, can you? Right y' are, but I ought t give you a dollar, I spoee, foe readln' my mind so well. HONORED AT LAST "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES Just Like A Woman RAMSHAW HATCHERIES 36R7 So. Stale, Salt Lake City. Utah TIMPANOGOS HATCHERIES Provo, Utah The orchid, aristocrat of flowers requires at least seven years t( bloom. A Cl JQ tDeJ.UU ' per week will b or R beat pall article an Why yoi should use Intermountain madi Goods Similar to above. Sene your story jn prose or vers to EVERYWHERE! Wlfey You have lied to me con slstently ever since I married you. Hubby Youre the first person ever gave me credit for being con slatent Products Column. P. O Box 1555, Salt Lake City. If you tory appears In this column you will receive check for $3.0C wek N. 407 W.N.U. Salt Lak City |