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ITVA LEVI, m liui ST ORESTDALEjfefotatiCWpi Tree 3,000 Tear Old Some of the largest of the big tree of California indicate an age of over three thousand year. FINNEY OF THE FORCE Too Fast for Him Molers Barber College Ball Uk. CUr. UUk Wa useet your aUta raqulramaata Take Your Choice In frontier day familiar name tangle-lej for whisky were tar-lant- juice and forty-rod- ." ASK TOUB DRUGGIST FOR APES HAIR OIL AN INTER MOUNT AIN PRODUCT ' Not So Many Thunderstorms The Pacifific coast haa the fewest thunderstorms of any part of the United States. Utah Nigh School of Beauty Culture Pi (Mr can Sidft s Uk Ory. uuh Buitf Ciltara rnfiini Kiovs h Ciprinai You con now learn a profession that will make yon Independent for tho root of yoar days. US per month only for tho complete nonroo of aix month. Phono or write for our catalogue. Mail in coo poo. ft NAME ' "X Percy Your brother did me out of ten dollars last night exclaimed Wrong! Wrong 1" Penelope That's Just Ilka him. Brown. The other morning we He's always doing some ridiculous woke np and found that the beastly thing. place had floated two miles down the river." No Cura said the agent blandly Il'm, So you are Just back from a tour enough, thats a good stroke of lack. I The taxes are much lower down round the Azores, said Ilayea. understand the voyage has cured you there. of insomnia! Completely," said the cruiser. IN THE SAME CLASS "Wonderful I" exclaimed Hayes. It must be a great relief. The cruiser nodded agreement Relief I I should Just say It was," he replied. Why, nowaday I lie awake half the night thinking how I used to suffer from it" agent That waa an excellent paper your daughter read last night on the Influence of Science aa Applied to PracProspect An auto la much like a tical Government" Was it! Well, I wish she'd And wife. out something about the Influence of Salesman Why! Because when either the Vacuum Cleaner as Applied to Prospect .tarts giving you trouble there's no the Dining Room Carpet" nd to it Tha Worst of It Dick Doesn't It madden you when Saving Tima Father Why were you chasing a girl Is alow about getting ready to go out to dinner with you! hat Jones boy! Don Yes, the longer she take, Son To lick him I He got me mad. the hungrier she gets. 20 count didn't Father Why yon is I told you! Son 1 did, while I was chasing Solution of Last Week Puzzle. tilm! r.rooklyn Eagle. Prndenca Sometimes It Is wise to say nothing. Yes, replied Miss Cayenne. It may enable one to avoid betraying BOBBY THATCHE- R- Training Proposed . . . CRANK SAV? .. A Family Tomb The built by the Pharoah Zosen about 3000 B. C., is found to be a family tomb, containing other burials. By GEORGE STORM so AUNT ACTEO WHEN I BROUGHT THEM DOGS HOME TO you. WHAO you? . ADDRESS POOR PERCY Practical IK Kr.n Bt, I It before. In an audible voire be announced what wa coming next and described how funny It would be when It did come, ile had a pretty girl with him, and he waa trying to amuse her. At length be said: Did you ever try listening to a play with your Youve no Idea bow eye abut! queer It aeeiua. A middle-ageman sat just in front. He twisted blmself In bis seat and glared. Young man, be said, did you ever try listening to a play with your mouth abut! Look here," stormed Brown to the estate agent, about that riverside bungalow yon sold me. "Anything wrong, sir! asked the Wonder if the Burglars Found One willing Earn while you learn Barberlng. A Permanent Business with a Big Income. on, la Lacks Way Cl Hrfc I Milford, The girl was very rich, and he was Just a poor young man. She liked him, but that was all, and b was well aware of the fact On evening be grew somewhat tender and at You are rich, arent Inst he said: you. Ethel! Yea, Dirk, Dad say I'm worth two million dollars, if things turn out as It now looks. Will you marry me, Ethel! be asked. Oh. no, Dick. I couldn't do that," the replied. 1 knew you wouldn't." Then why did yon ask me!" "I just wanted to be able te say that I had lost two million dollars." CARcih SuWfcLV htarmaatila lUM ara , n wrras. irh ia mm ml ability. IatrMaiaia aairi7 Oar r mister goof V By OiUnu THE FEATHERHEADS JriLtMCurL thrilling bat a talkative young man bad sceo 'Hi IM GONNA TAKE EM NOV OUT AND START TRAININ EM IF TO BE HUNTING DOGS---THE. AUNT IDA STILL WONT LET MS HAVE. EM I CAN FIND 'em GOOD HOMES mow I camV even EM UP ON THE BACK i Porch .. and BRING but GOTreM.. rs 7 v- -- iVt- - LETCH A COME ALONG BUT DONT BE TALKIN AND MAKIN NOISE, SOS THEM GOO O OLD DOGS CANT HEAR WHAT WELL, the fact that one has nothing to my. Silver Lining "My daughters music lessons are fortune to me. How is that! 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