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Cincinnati I Inquirer. We'd bctt.-- r atop the game now that we're even," said the first card- Leas W.ll Do player. Kind laidy Why are you crying, cvrlnlined KvenT the other. little hoy ? "Ilow do you make (hat outf' Roy I've hod a dime. "Well, a little time ago you had When did you lose It? Kind laid) all my money, and now Pve got alt and mother Itoy- - Tlila afternoon I Taller. has sent me out again to look for yours It. She says If I can't find It, a No Cauie for Worry nickel would do. Halted (Mont I told you md to Doctor I tl real). eat any porterhouse steak without my permission? Faminias Falling Patient So you did. Ddc; to you Why does Mrs. Smith always go did. to the pictures just aa the big film Doctor' Then why are you disobey-Inis ending? my orders? She likes to know how It turns Patient Thla won't delay the payout before site sees the muln part ment of your bill. Doc. This steak of It. la being paid for by my friend here. EXPERIENCE COMMON gft Tha ml world." 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THE RUB Tills world would be a pleasanter place If there were not so rnanj fools In It." Yes; but It would be more dim cult to make a living." KNOWS HER STUFF Good BOBBY THATCHER-T- wo t thoucht rr was SEE THIS HOUSE WERE PASSIM? AND THEY WAS ROBBED LAST FALL or very thoughtful a,, their Silverware was taken .... OOWNTOWlt COME VOU TO if a happened it wouldn't Just no carry these Old had da dog good Cthevo heavy parcels,' carrvin mothin these15isFOR r5T7I.nRAT IT At NT MB BUT I WAS JUST COIN TO ASK YOU i, . 'S SMATTER POP ($) by Wsstsro Newspaper Union.) Horizontal 4Yoanf 6 9 IW br Th Bell Syndicate, Deeply 17 10 21 23 goat engrofi4 Organs of head 12 Dalit spiritless person Purchasable 16 Exclamation of repret lft Pastimes 2( A quick pull 22 Having been victorious 2vt Small room 24 Fish eersrs 2. 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