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Show CACHE AMERICAN. LOGAN. Ambition, Inltlath and deadly Rr oluliuu. in 1 Except hm h l'ol Game, thing was Jaka and llh th IVuj to loiig k the) could borrow oti th Real Estate but how th Farm belong to the Hired Hand and We I Walker In Grocery Flora, while IJb Bake Cake for I'artir. Juat to show you that Iher U nothing in I tope, it may bo related that Min fell Into th arms of Ik rter making sure that his Share of th Estate would b about Well, th W Is who ran Tooth pick Into Lumber Yard and Mr. Heinz, , wer farting with only on timid Piker compared to or with II Ika. took hia littla Hunk f iHiugh op to th City and mad First payment on om North Shor property and then gold enough Lot to py for th Land nd had over R.'M) lot left, which la some figuring, no matter what you ay. II and Min now spend luot of their tlm In Travel and r scared pink 11 th whll that aorne on will sneak th Jewel Cat containing S125.fluo worth of Gem Suitable for large Lady who never had Silk next to the Skin l he waa 30 year of ge. They r very unhappy. Ceorg R. Shaw must have sized op the Human Menagerie through many Year before he Invented that startling Catch Phrase. "You Never Can TclL" When Slel threw herself sway on Silent SI who worked at the Grain Elevator, It waa the Verdict for MUw around that ahe had been guilty of a prize Boner. Because he said little, moat of the Town Folk thought be wu Etr r) Flr C M.' ll fcnn In tlic dim Day gone lum I'urviiit lUtiill, acre cdiuHl-to Ink out Lloeti w there Uvrd In m E. flat Town on I lie O. and A. II. Quar- ONtTC I tette of Nectarine oho bad their lH-k!- OUR CHILDREN a By ANGEI.O TATRI well ghe up. Too rlghltiena. Rightness cornea of right thinking and thinking la the opposite of force. You can fore a child1 body, for a tlm. but you cannot fore bis thinking for a single Instant. Yon bar to culthat hia thinking by suggestion, example, situation, but you bsv to lest Hi result to him. Two wrong do make ona right. Euppos Hi young person la thinking arong. Will It help him to think right tf you Impot th weight of your authority to tnaka bits think right? Not a thought's worth. When you command him to think your way by forcing bint to obey your commands you do two thing You bis distaste for your Idea. Yoo Inrreas lit faith In hia own Idea, lie will restiha to prove himself right at the first chance. That means the first time h la fre of your authority he will try out his own way. He may be very wrong. That mean he la to great need of your help. Etudy how you ran put th right Idea before him so that b can see It. Children are not wilfully blind. On day young I'eter asked hia father to give him permission to sail the boat alone from hi dock to one a mile away, all by himself. "I want to be all alone by myself with nolsidy with me." Father knew the boat wa not safe. Instead of aaying emphatically, "No, air. you can do no auch Well. I'll make thing," be aald. bargain with you. First you allow me that you can manage the boat with me as a passenger. I'll promise not to open my mouth or lift a finger. If you enn make It, all right Ill give you a license to sail alone. If yon don't then we go on as ostmL" The two set sail for the point Inside of five minutes both wer In the lake. Father reached for Peter, hauled bira alongside and both swam for the shore. After It was all over aod they were clothed and rested once more, Peter said, I owe you an apology for dumping you Into the lake, dad." Not at all," said father. "It wasn't your fault You are a good sailor. The tost la topheavy. The mast and sail are for a much bigger boat Your uncle can manage it but yon cao't When you get a decent boat youll sail ber all right" I suggest reason, help, when the child thinks one way are In and you certain another. I'lck of all tho Valentino between IadjreUi biding and Sumac Itidg T at the old l'hoiograiha of them, one might suspect that they ere related to si ll.q.kln. but It mut be rememlHTed that In th 1100 deadly Nliictie eten Dorothe Brow thy was hanged and had a New England United Dinner aeaed on to her wide Hat, the moat ravishing Sieolnien of the only attractive Sex looked a If ahe had been dlied In aomelhlng and then dried In th Sun. Now these fair Veatal were named l.lb and Min and Stel and Jes and It I of Interest to note that away bark nearly 35 year ago. Iiefore the World had been reformed into It present deplorable pli, these Maiden slept with one Eye oen, kept Tab on the Opposite Render and. In a Central Way, looked out for Number one and th Ulue Tirket. A good many Weeper will tell you that prerlous to mid, when a Nice Girl was supposed to Faint If anyone saw her ankle. every MarBall of Fir Upat th Dop riage had a Durkground of True It wa not generally understood Dove and e'try Deb went looking In Musselwhlte that suyou ever cut for Nobility of Character Instead of out Idle Chatter so as to devot an AA1 linllng at the Commercial mor time to Thluklng. Stel bad If the Truth must come been Agency. keeping Cases on him and aha out. full many a cold Calculation that ha was doing somefigured was made benenth a Poke Bonnet. thing with the Bean beside using Weren't Too Ambitlou it a a support for a Derby Hat, ao Cleopatra knew bow to put a aha crossed ber Fingers and took the Crimp In a Check Book. When Sol- big Gambia omon began giving rresenta to the It Is now a matter of History that Queen of Sheba she never begged SI became such an Expert Accounthim to stop because she waa afraid ant that finally be owned the Elevahe could not afford It. Colng a tor and then began to touch np the little further back, the fuzzy gen- Market Wire and flnully moved tleman who wore a Leopard Skin light Into Chicago and became ona hlaa, and naught else, always had of the moat audacious, unscruputhe Inside Track If hia Cave was lous and nervy Hound that aver stocked with fresh Pterodactyl Meat wore Glasses and And, checking up on those Reladealt from the Bottom of the Deck. tives, can we not be certain that They are very proud of him, back the glmpy and enterprising Ape who In the Old Home Town, and will climbed the highest Palms and tell yoo that Stel and he Hve In a very exclusive and restricted Disbrought down the milkiest Nut was the Papa of the trict which bars out Colored PeoJungle? ple and Apartment House. They When the four Duldnens out at have a Japanese servant, and both V Musselwhlte began to look around have been to the Mayo Institute, for Feathers that could te used In than which nothing could be more a Nest, they were simply running so. true to form. If any of the Locals ever raise Of course It was a Yap Era and a a Question as to how he acquired Dollar would go a long Distance, the princely Bank Roll, some one . whereas now It seems speaks up and asks, Well, he's got HURRY The Village Relle who was get- It. ain't he?" What more could be i to deeven said a were take ting ready Buggy :tlde though Chapters IS not for nothing that hurry could hardly sleep a Wink the voted to the subject IT and worry are always tied In the It was the candid opinion of the night before and at a Musical OfIs first cousin fering the Folks In the Back Rows Wise Men of Main Street back In same breath. Hurry One brings the other. would stand up to get a Peek at the Glorious Days of Free Silver, to worry. the New Triumph of Man's Ingenuthat J. Perclval Trlgwlltz was the The person who Is always In a hurry coonlest and cleverest kit of the Is not a well balanced intelligence. ity called the Saxophone. He has allowed one thing to get Kit No matter ahead The four conniving Cutles were whole of another. Instead of trying not looking for Millionaires. It was what anyone said to him be was to keep all of them In their places. Come-Bacwith the there no use trying to creep up on Somesnappy right There Is a difference between Keener than mustard and Each of thing that wasn't there and hurry. Speed Is a consieed them merely wanted a Home with nothing got past him except LightWhen Jess fell tor Perce It trolled swiftness that Is accurate a Front Yard to It and a Hired ning. and timed to the dot Hurry is a Girl and the kind of Duds that was agreed that she had a little Ball of Fire who would cut some fluttering haste that may or may not would go with a Silk ParasoL arrive. Speed Implies thought and They were real Chums and used Streak. accuracy. Hurry Implies neglect He Is now putting out to visit One Another and lie awake and panic. Waste goes with hurry. far Into the Night discussing their for the Movie Theater but he Is still We who have so much to do cannot ! very good at Repartee when any- afford waste. We must conserve foxy Plans for landing and stringPerone him. duns J. the some Possibly Live Ones. i ingIt will ever he a Question In pick- clval has held him back these time and energy for both of them are essential to the business of living out the Envelope supposed to Years, but Jess still has Confidence ing. contain the Pay Check, whether It In him because when It comes to When children have to hurry to la wiser to spread the Bait for John delivering Laundry Work after she get out to school In the morning they who already has Currency In the gets It all done np, he Is absolutely are In poor shape to begin the day. Mitt or to troll for a hard Worker Trustworthy and always knows I need not tell you about the n Wheelbarwhere he can borrow a who owns a set of Tools. breakfast, the clothes tossed Lib was the first to take the High row. on anyway, the forgotten things, the MORAL: After talking with the Jump. After burning up many a Irritations and the setbacks of the ton of Anthracite Coal to keep the Neighbors and consulting a For- morning hurry. It all leaves the use ahead and tune Teller, go yonr child breathless and in a state of Front Room warm through the Long Winter Evenings, and holding Hands own Judgment mental confusion. until her fingprs were Blue, she The morning start must begin the Pervimmon Bezoar finally picked out a large night before. Things must be laid A bezoar Is any of varions conPachyderm with the very atready for the morning. Send the tractive Name of We She pinned cretions found chlellly in the ali- children out In a calm rather than the Ribbon on him because he had mentary organs of certain rum- In the burry of storm and the whole just come Into 1(50 acres of good inants, and sometimes man. For- day will go better for everybody. Land. Other Improvements on the merly these concretions were supChildren are likely to put off Same Included a House with Scroll; posed to have remarkable medical things that they ought to do until Work around the Eaves and $S00 properties, especially as antidote the last moment Then they hurry. worth of Lightning Rods on the to poison. A persimmon bezoar Is That kills all benefit the work might Barn. one of these stomach balls, some- have conferred upon them. When he suddenly starts up and Ike No Piker. thing like a hair ball from the stomGee whiz, I forgot Our butchered a of cow, ach shouts, resulting to who live on Anyone expects the Income from a Quarter Section from eating persimmons. Some of monthly theme has to be In tomorshould be ready for a Diet of Rain- the skin, pulp and seed ore not di- row. Quick. Somebody lend me a Got any theme paper, Bess? water and Crackers. The net on gested and form Into a persimmon pen. that much Land, after paying Taxes bezoar, or stomach ball, which may Ma, I have to go down to the store an operation to re- for theme paper. How do you know and making Improvements and Re- necessitate he hasn't any? Then Ill have to go move it. not pairs, would keep the average to Billys house and borrow down Family In Bluing. Furthermore, any some from him. Gee whiz. I forgot Where to Feed Birdi time Congress gets too busy trying all about It Ma, how do you spell to do something for the Farmer by Swale or swamp borders, weed There. Thatll have constitution? mere use of the Vocal Cords, any patches, brushy fence rows and the to do. Ill get by anyway. That raor of woodlots sides Is to be a protected good Fertile Tract apt lesson did not catch. vines are good places to place food Liability Instead of an Asset Is born of poor organizaHurry Wes thought he was rich but for game birds in the wintertime. tion. When one plans and follows he was sitting on the Front Stoop Grain put under dense clump of the plan there Is no need for hurry of The Poor House. One cannot evergreens or at the windswept save In the emergencies. obtain actual Money from a Farm bases of large trees usually will be The children can be trained to except by plastering a Mortgage, available to the birds, even after avoid the appearance of hurry. They snowfall. and any Gentleman who lives In considerable can have a schedule and follow It Town and u ears a White Shirt with closely enough to save them this Anemic Becoming Rare a Granite Button and devotes the strain. The home that eliminates Since liver treatment has turned hurry Is a strong force for success day to Checkers and Criticism of the Government, has a Fat pernicious anemia Into a curable lnthe lives of Its children. Hurrys Chance of battling his Way out from disease, some research workers say password Is maybe. That is not good under an Incumbrance. that It Is bard to find enough anemia enough. We need to be certain. A Bell Syndicate. WNU Service, Everyone said that Wes waa patients to provide data for further smart enough bnt never showed any studies. lk c on-ti- Dum-fuddl- boro-rimme- d White-Haire- i 4 ot muscle-bound- 3 gosh-blam- e One-Shee- half-eate- slow-movin- g life-lon- g Z Wi.hi Xii-t,-- '-- tiu- -l ...I--,- , Hal. ftiiano -- AM) lamli Anlitiai I Ilowe About: FISHING IS OLDEST AMERICAN INDUSTRY New Literary Find History and Fiction Domestic Mystery ' A U s, tanao!. w STJ Onlrv Early Vaccination Is Advocated as Only Way to Battle Disease. If lat FORCING RIGHTNESS might a you cannot fori Cliolera Epidemic Kills Ohio Hogs tTAII Ferrl outbreaks of hog cholera reported fn-taidely aeparst-eplaces in Ohio, and the dlseas la rapidly spreading The prevention of cholera by vaccination of make tha pigs before th dines Its apearmne In a community la to th drnralrd. Tha annual tat front this dlaeaa approaches and this ear, report pig Indicate that more than tha usual mount of trouble may b expected. It ta not necessary to wait until tha plga are weaned ta order to vaeclnat them. Th proper tlm for vaccination la when th pig ra five or alt week old. bat (hey may b vocelnated aafely at one week of age. Hogs that bava previously been vaccinated era Immune to th dine In Hog cholera takes two forma the nrute form th bugs quickly sicken and die, often In Hire day In tba chronic type the bog may Unger for several week. When cholera first appear In a herd only two or three may become Irk. The refuse to eat and remain In their nest, refusing to be driven out. The alrk animal hunch their back and shiver. Inter become gaunt and atngger. The hogs become constipated; later diarrhea seta In, and as the disease pror gresses, red or purple spots on the skin of the ears, belly, and under the flank The present outhrenk la gaining rapidly because fewer farmers this year cared to spend tbe money necessary for preventive treatment. Last year there waa practically none of the disease In the state. d la 2i.(t api-ea- Plant Disease Spread Linked to Mild Winter Two plant diseases which have been found more widespread than nsual during the last few years will be closely watched this summer by specialists of the United States Department of Agriculture. The two diseases are the root kDot and the hncterlal wilt of corn, known aa Stewart' disease, which la most severe on early sweet corn but Is also known to affect field corn. Root knot la caused by a nematode, a tiny worm-llkcreature which infests the roots of many cultivated plants (including such Important crops es tobacco and cotton) In large numbers and prevents their full growth. summarized weather Recently show records that temperature trends In the central and eastern portions of the United States have been prevailingly high for a long time. The plant disease workers believe that the milder winter temperatures have allowed the organisms causing these diseases to develop In unusual abundance In regions where they are ordinarily held In check by lower temperaplant-dlseaa- e e ture In the last two years bacterial wilt of sweet corn has been especially bad In the northeastern and state The root knot nematode has been found farther north than usual, and has also been found In the higher western regions of North Carolina, whereas It was formerly common only In the lower eastern section of the state. north-centr- Army Worms on the Way Army worms may be abundant this year because of the late, wet spring and the early growth of grass and weed according to entomologists of the United States Department of Agriculture. The little worms that hatch from eggs laid In grass and weeds grow so fast and chew so fast, that they often destroy acres of crops before farmers realize what Is happening. Careful watch Is necessary to spot the tiny greenish caterpillars feeding near the surface of the ground under the shelter of overhanging leaf blade When grain shows definite signs of damage from this Insect it Is usually too late to do anything about It, and the army worm has become full grown and finished Its seasons work. Seldom, if ever, does It break out twice In the same place In one year. The best way to control the army worm, entomologists say, Is to sprinkle poisoned bran bait over the Infested area as soon as the minute caterpillars begin to crawl onto the stalks of the young grain. Agricultural Squibs Indians on the Crow Creek reservation (S. D.) have designed a emblem In bead work. Alfalfa, though most profitable hay crop for Illinois fanner yields an average of only 2.3 tons an acre. Canada held first place from the standpoint of value in 1932 In supplying butter to Japan, although the volume shipped by New Zealand was larger. There are approximately 170,000,-00acres of unreserved and unappropriated public land In eleven western state This Is suitable mainly for grazing. 0 By ED HOWE AGUES' oil etiruuutrra what ba bvliev to ba a good tendency U human Ilf boiler b should mention It frequently, there ta ao Uttla of such encouragement to b found. I therefor mention again tha statement of a literary observer ad critic that tba people seem to ba tiring of tha society stories so long used a VeJililtw of art, filtb and foolish romance. Th cntie dies a atory called "Tbe Victory." n ciauipla of tba new oaturalUtn ba aays la growing In popularity. Tha atory la almpla and well written, and naked human na tur apiera In every paragraph, but tb tuUtanc may b told In a few line A worthy mao Uvea to old age with a cold, critical wlfa who finally completely dominates him aa she dominated everyone with whom ah mw in contact. Tha old man fears her child often whipped feara cruel mother, and live a completely suppressed Ufa. In bit last UlnuM ha haa 1 b' d cough which be knows particularly disturbs bl wife and ba constantly struggles to mother It. When In dir need of stUtaora ba la afraid to ask It, and spends many nights alone atrug gliLg to suppress hi coughing. One night when seriously 111 ba knows be should call hia wife, asleep In an ad Joining room, but afraid to disturb ber, be stagger about, old and gaunt, and pitifuL But ba manages to suppress hit coughing; bis wife la not disturbed. When she enters hia room at eight o'clock the next morning, ahe finds blm dead. work, and baa written one ef tba dramatic chapters la ua wbola atory of conaervatloa whether on land or sea. Tba seal herds were fast being wiped out of by deep tea bunter when In IU11. trestle with Japaa and lb United Great Britain, mad State trustee for tb three nation tn raring for tba animals bleb breed annoally oa tba Frlb-tlo- f Tba job waa turned Island over to tba bnrean aod tn 23 years 0 It baa built tba herd op from to 1.2SO.OUJI By sale of pelts takes under scientific management from surplus male It ba paid & 117.000 Into tbo United State treasury and la addition baa paid more than (750,000 each to Japan nnd Caned "In streams scattered over tbo Cnlted State tb bursae's work In helping tb state to build up n gamo fisb supply for tb 10,000,000 anglers wbo annually bait books and cast file moat fect tha food supplies of ten of millions of people. "Another piece of pioneer work In tbo government laboratories was Washington. Although Jobs ara tha demonstration that very quick care and wages low ta many part freezing of fisb assured a much betof tba United State bundraU of ter product than ordinary freezing, Indiana and otbrr local salmon fishnd ona that would ship better. ermen living along tha coast of "Tha lowly oyster of the Allan Alaska feel aura of having more lie coast baa bad Its domestic Ufa next sum thoroughly Investigated by tha buwork and belter Income mer than they bava bad for year a result reau of fisherle and This bit of aeemlng economic Its 'bousing problems era In a fair magic will flow from a government way to bo aolved. ruling by tba United Slates commie avsa fital Induatry. loner of fisheries, who baa opened about a coma back' "In Alas Inlets tba and bringing op bays along for tba exceedingly valuable prlb-llokin coast for seining. island seal, tha bureau baa "Tba plan." aays a bulletin from tha National Geographic society. dona Its most spectacular pleca of Efficiently Protected by Government Bureau. f 130,-00- Our Pet Pc&e I lately visited circulating 11 brary, hoping to find a book to Interest me during an approaching evening promising to be dull There were hundreds of shelve displaying fiction, but only one little corner contained books devoted to tuber truth. During a lull I talked with the librarian. "All book are Act I The historical tkmx," she said. novel Intended aa fiction contains as much truth a the memoirs of said to have been written by tha own band of a powerful Roman. Sllerina told only auch truth aa suited him, and exaggerated that Waa he truthful In speaking of the five wives with whom he had controversies? Was he truthful and fair In his references to other Roman generals? He wrote when very old; when all those be criticized were dead. Take the Bible, a sacred book ; It give different accounts of the same events. All truth Is hidden In fiction and the render must find It. "will not mean the taking of more and salmon In Alaskan water may even mean the catching of fewer. But It will shift to a considerable extent the method of capturing the fish from the offshore traps that require the attenMaybe It's their persistency that tion of only a few skilled operacauses them to rise to the top. At eelnes of any rate, n friend who has considertors, to the the Individual and needy fisher- able contact with those of "the Silerius says in his memoirs he men, Seven Million" who have achieved never knew whether he was a fool The obvious need of the local high places in the business world, or wise man. fishermen for some sort of assisthas a bunch of tales concerning bow Grotiu contemporary and friend, ance during the present economic they go about getting what they In a long and Interesting Introduc- conditions was an important factor want. One has to do with a gention to the memoirs, says that while In the lifting of seining restrictions tlemen In the financial district who Sllerina was probably an exception- by the bureau of fisheries; but the Is extremely fond of a certain well ally sensible man, he also had un- move was possible only because of known sweet wafer. He sent bis usual respect for the average intel- the building up of the runs of secretary out to purchase a supply ligence of the people. Grotins be- salmon during the past nine years and the secretary returned with the lieves this was the reason Silerius hy the bureau's stringent control. Information that none of the near declared he never knew whether he The activities of the bureau of by shops sold the wafer. The busiwas foolish or wise. fisheries are many sided, for It ness man then ordered him to keep There were so many opinions con- looks after all sorts of chores going until he found that particular flicting with his own and he had most of them Involving scientific In- brand, also to list tbe shops where such marked respect for the opin- vestigations that have to do with he failed to find It. The secretary ions of others he was uncertain as the amazingly varied life of Uncle was gone all morning but came back to his own Judgments and right Sam's coastal waters and Btream with the good Take a telegram," During the most troublesome days In Alaska, which Is a federal ter said tbe business man. He thereof the history of Rome, Grotlus fur- ritory, the organization Is a beneupon dictated a sizzling message, ther say Silerius opposed public ficent dictator. setting forth In detail the shortcom policies later proving disastrou but lng of the wafer concerns sales or Industry Faced Collapse. was so much In doubt as to rights The message was ad Dictatorships are not novelties ganization. of the questions nnder discussion in 1933. They were in 1924 when dressed to the president ot the cor he did not use the army as he might congress gave the bureau dictatoporation. In it was Included a list have done to force his own conclu- rial powers In Alaskan waters as a of the stores where the secretary sions as to what was best for the sort of last effort to save the bad failed to make a buy. The next nation In an emergency. salmon Industry from col- morning the president ot the corThe wrong policies later proving lapse. The system was untried, poration called, full of apologies and disastrous had more popular sup- and furthermore It was vastly un- thank Now every store In the port than the policies Silerius be- popular with the fishermen and neighborhood Is well stocked. But lieved to be the best way. This salmon packer Packers had not the business man makes no pnr The president brought with opposition from men he respected taken the trouble, as the bureau's chase so confused him, he hesitated, and scientific workers had, to study the him enough wafer as a gift, Rome was destroyed. life cycle of the salmon. They Much of the last part of the looked on the explanations of the Another Incident along similar Memoirs of Silerius was written peculiar scientific facta behind when he was old and ill. In the last salmon runs as mere moonshine. YOUNGEST JUDGE A funeral di chnpter he says: "Figuratively, the bureau had to rector Is being kind to me. I think bold tbe packers and fishermen I will leave directions that he be back with one hand, and to coax r employed, although I shall dislike to the salmon up the offend other acquaintances engaged spawning streams with the other. in the same trade. I like those who The runs of the same cycles sol'cit me. If the soliciting Is done had been growing progressively with reasonable politenes smaller; but there were enough big runs from other cycles occurring I once lived In a community where between to obscure the ominous a rather decent man left his wife fact that Alaska's rich salmon re and stubbornly refused to longer sources were being exhausted. The live with her. The neighbors were packers had literally been killing astonished, for the wife was known their golden-eglaying geese by not among them as gentle, womanly, permitting enough fish to get to the No one spawning ground capable and Intelligent. the bureau's can understand why a man should regulations By refuse to live with such a woman. since 1924 the situation has been It was the reigning mystery for reversed. More fish are getting into the spawning streams; and the years and Is today. I am like others In that I do not salmon industry Is again on tbe upunderstand. grade. "In the eastern United States the Early man knew little more of fishing Industry Is hoary with age language than the difference be- It was Americas first Industry, tween yes and no; but that differ- In fact. The bureau of fisheries ence he knew well, and recognized has found much work to do in David Elmer Ward, iweuty-twft. He used a few exclamations keeping Its finger on the pulse of years old, is believed co be the Indicating horror, fear, hunger, and conditions that might make or youngest Judge in the world He Is the like, but beyond this was silent break tbe industry under the magistrate of both the county modern methods; and In solva good deal Aa a result of long and Juvenile courts at Fort Myer experience man has learned too ing fundamental problems that af Fla. many words and talks too much. Lights of New York fresh-wate- By L L. STEVENSON lines has to do with a big man In the financial district, who. when be moved bis office, failed to find bla favorite brand of cigars In the store In that vicinity. He wrote to the company about the matter BDd received an answer which stated that be must be tn error es the brand was sold In several adjacent store Thereupon, the financial man got the president of the company on the telephone and took him from store to store. Having proved hia point, he took him to luncheon. Now all he has to do la send downstairs for hia cigar bigb-price- Another Instance of persistency has to do with a taxicab driver and a manufacturer. Tbe manufacturer gave tbe driver an address bnt, when It waa almost reached, recalled that his friend bad moved. He then told the driver to torn around and go to another addres The driver, surly and Immediately began to let loose remarks about passengers wbo were unable to make np their mind Tbe manufacturer let him rave. Bnt when they were within a few blocks of the second addres he ordered the driver to turn around and go to another. The driver, furiou ordered the passenger out "Dont act like that," said the passenger gently. Thisll be the last time m change my mind 1 promise you that" Itd better be," snarled the driver. The address turned out to bo that of a police station and tbe driver spent the night there. That the manufacturer paid his fine the next morning is beside the point He was entirely satisfied with his little lesson In civility. Gadgets always Interest me. Ive mentioned time wasted watching cigarette, doughnut, pancake and Now comes a Toother machine ledo Inventor with something that e looks promising. But not to canvasser solicitor begOn a house gars and other equipped wltb this device will be a sign; This bell will not ring withCoin will not out inserting a dim be refunded to canvassers or begAs the coin drops tn plain gar sight of tbe housewife, the cant be Have an Inclinadeceived by slug tion to wrtte to the lnventot to see tf he can't turn out something along the same fine to be attached to the telephone. bonse-to-bous- Bus top bit He told her he was She thought he meant But what he meant Wall Street was he'd been thrown out of bis room. a, USX. Bll 8yndlct. WNU Service, In the street : |