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"Oh. yeti" yawned daughter, but 1 told him dad waa ao bard np he even eouldo't afford Brea for the ear, let alone a husband for me." Quito a Di.taoco Caller Ioea your maid try to make the food go as far as possible? Equal te Em.rg.wcy Mistreat Oh, yea; a lot of It goee Captain Now, auppoae you are on at least a mile from our bouse to duty one dark night Suddenly a here. rathflnder Magazine. person appears from behind and wrap. two armi round you to that STYLE SUPERLATIVE you can't use your rifle. What would NIK tfE SHARPEST i( The lecturer wag getting wanned up to hi subject. And, friend," he said Impressively, 'I tell you once again, medicine never did anyone any good. "Tbat'g not true," eame a voice from the hark of tbe hall, "Not true?" echoed the lecturer. "What do you mean? Medicine did my family a lot of good," went on the heckler. "But, my friend, said tb lecturer, you have no way of proving that statement." "Oh, yea, I have," replied the beck, ler, my father own a drug atort." 'So you claim to be a literary man, eh?" "Yes, I wrote that book, A Dozen Ways to Make a Living. " And yet you are begging? Yea, sir. Thut'a one of the ways. That author baa a most convincNot Fair ing style of diction." Book Canvasser What do you Tee But you ought to have beard think of Shelley? Dont you think he the agent w ho told me the act" employs too muny metaphor? Bilks Yes. I think be ought to Juat at Cood give American workmen a chance. Judge Do you wish to have a deehlngton Collieries Magazine. fending counsel? Accused No, sir, but I should be Bid Bolow Value obliged to you If you could get me Young Man Tommy, tell me what two reliable wltneasee Berlin Die your sister thinks of me and I'll give Grune Post you a nickel. Indirect Persuasion Tommy Alnt a good laugh worth Slow boy Your father Is sitting np more than that? Brooklyn Dally late tonight Eagle. I think be Miss Willing Yee wishes to be on hand to give ns bla Tho.o American now long ha America ben dis- blessing. Evening Boston covered?" About 400 years." Aa Eapert Tool There you are, and yet I read In a paper about the boy talk Well, giant trees of America you can't believe very well already." Yea, aay Good-by- , Grandma, Tomanything these Americans say." my I" Olten Wocbe lm Bild. Leipzig Der Lustlge Sachse. CROSS-WOR- PUZZLE D 10 8 IT 11 SMATTER POP There Will Be A Slight Delay Here By C. M. PAYNE Tom called on me yesterday afternoon. Yes, he told me he had some time to kill." 15 16 15T w 19 23" 2 2G 27 20 22 21 25- - 28 m GOOD AT THAT 31 30 33 35 36 3 W 33 TT DOWN AND UP BOBBY THATCHER-SHEY, THATCHER, yHEREJA GET THEM SWELL DOGS And WHERE VOO GO'S' WITH EM? ole By GEORGE STORM Owner... they're ALL MINE, TUB8Y just studin1 about Somethin I' Income. OUT OF DATE 48 41 so I'M 1 6 11 12 14 15 16 17 19 22 28 16 26 27 28 29 80 tl 28 Where does Brown live? "Below bis ideals aud above hlg 43 42 46 Your new office boy Isn't very energetic, Is he? "No, about all he can do successfully Is drop letters down the chute. 3? 86 87 88 40 41 42 48 45 46 60 51 49 Entreaty Capsules of legumee Prefix meaning away Makes holy Prefix meaning out A king of Bashan Severe toil Prefix meaning from Small dogs Speck leguminous plant Bluish-gree- n gem Mental obscurity Alternative conjunction Preposition Like Back, a prefix Elevation A weasel like animal Commands 1 2 2 4 6 6 7 8 9 Vertical. Coral animals Mother Verbal quibble Minute particle Thus Measure of are Infant To open Expressing surprise Hardship Besiege One who restraint 18 Personal pronoun 20 Work 21 Rapture 22 A command to halt 24 Encourages 25 Sacred song 29 Contradict 82 Produces 84 Southern state (abbr.) 86 A preposition 88 Gift 89 Bed of a wild beast 42 Prefix meaning three 44 Turf 46 Afternoon (abbr.) 47 Personal prbnouil 48 Preposition 49 Point of compass 10 18 16 THIS RED TAPE SIMPLIFIES things! Did they do anything unusual after they were married?" 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