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Show CACHE AMERICAN. LOGAN. ITAII BACKWARDS No Two clubmen war discussing their Eap Along the Concrete wive. I suppose I muni nt grumble at mine," said Martin. "She locki after me very welL" In what way oapeclsIlyP asked bla friend. ld Martin, Well, for Insianro, she takes off tuy boot la lb evening." What, when you com bom from ked tb other, tb club? Oh, no ; he I want to go there," came the reply. Daacriptlv young wlf. wishing to sunouneo the birth of her drat child to a friend In a distant etly, telegraphed : Iaalnb 9: 8. Which pawiage beFor unto u a child la born, gins : unto ns a son la given." lier friend, unfamiliar with the Scriptures, said to ber buaband: "Margaret evldenily baa a boy why weighs nine pounds and all ounces but why on eartb did they name him Isaiah?" Blooming Liar A Tom m; 1 mu growing younger very day Hint pomllie flirt, Why, hoiil!n I aurnr wj to )oiir Imine boon among the hirti tn'ticra." M Yon don't say you got rid of that ole lodger of youra. Mm Brady?" "Yea I I got auspicious of him. Oo told mo bo wa a bachelor of art A and I found out be had wife and two children." Sheffield Weekly Telegraph. WISE JACK Mayba Ha Was O. K. At a recent gathering. Ilia cervoul young secrelary of a church aoclal club waa apparenliy confuted by tba presence of one or two people of title, and prefaced bla opening with Gentlemen, and l hera f.j.S y.?t 7 How did you know Unit thul lady mas not my wife?" "Hoard you ting tn--r pardou when you bioiH'd ni tier train, old top. fv lAlMCSfVAIrl due. ShKCS CsiCKCNS L HE VJOtlO 'IfC Ol ? tlCy ioosl S.CATCH d'tU Wffpr Tor ax' Debatable at Desk Why do you claim Jack Is a foxy Individual He proto Miss Peaches by wlrelesa." posed a trombone player it lens of a bore What was the great Idea If that?" than a pianist? It leave th record up In Ibe air Man In Chair lie It because be where It can't bo read In court In doesn't He chance. the doesn't get case be happens to change bla mind. find a trombone In every borne be visit. Brooklyn Pally Fugle. Ha Her Man CC-.'- VO Price IN A HUMOROUS VEIN UNANIMOUS K ,avlj J r r'i'-- y i'lil ; I'll give you thirty shillings for thnt pup." "Can't be done, air. That pup belongs to my wife, an' she'd sob er 'eart out Rut I tell yer what spring another ten bob an' we'U let 'er sob!" Humorist Magaxlne. Little Sunshine !,j Stern Mistress (to maid) Ton ar discharged. Sarah, for allowing th master to kiss you. Wbat sort of reference do you expect from me after that? Pretty Maid Well, you might at least say that I tried to please every FINNEY OF TIIE FORCE one, madam. W2itt Snoop Makes a Complaint No Lack Bobby I lost a aTall quarter this morn- ing. What sort of fellow is Jones?" Well, he means mell." So you think him a nuisance, too." Nellie Thata a pity, Bobby. How did you lose It? She aya that am dull." You should crack a few Jokee once Aw, the man what dropped Bobby In a while; ask her to marry you, or It beard It fall Philadelphia Evening Bulletin. aomethlng like thaL" 1 PERSPICACITY COING THE LIMIT Not tb Only On Chlupp I understand that Qulggle has a very good voice. Does he cultivate It? CutaJar 1 dont know whether he cultivate It but I do know that he Irrigates It sometimes. Vital Information as to 'see the world,' as the posters say? What made you leave?" They didn't tell me that 1 would have to do it on foot." So you joined the army so Jones is a man who never falls to see his duty clearly. True; hut usually he sees It in time to avoid It She ords? Boating Party Where did you put the rec- She Don't you think that women Records? I had work enough should have the privilege of proposlugging this heavy gramophone along ing, as well as men? without bringing a box of records. He Certainly they should, and they ought to have the privilege of buying theater tickets and cigars for QUESTION the men If they want to. He OUT AND IN An Angel in Sight Muriel at pantomime rehearsal) Who's the properous-looklnJohnny? Not In the show. Is be? Frank Well, we're trying to persuade him to put up the money for our 'Principal the production Buoy, so to speak I London Jit-Bit- s. She I Just love a good evening out. He I would too, if it wasnt for the morning in. TO MOST OF US Be It Ever So Humble, Etc. wed a been back to the fire like YoJ looks COULD GET HOUSE AMO the pouno in half an HOUR, CONSTABLE, IF IT HADN'T around faster on By GEORGE STORM BOBBY THATCHER A BEEN FOR STOPPIH TO patch them two inker . TUBES BICYCLE why a I'M THAHKFUL-T- O NO SUCH THING GUESS ALU that TROUBLE WAS FOR NOTHIN! us back theyTObeat TOWN ! THE POUND LOOKS LIKE BE SHUT OF THEM DOGS - r Theyre tryinto Tommy Ia, what does money do when it talks? Pa It says good by. DOGGONE! theres SOME MORE DOGS IN FRONT OP GET Libs' Watted Heres seat, too, man. Rumble seat 'd be no use to me, de"Are you laughing at me? manded the professor sternly of his growled the unentbuslastic customer, my wife insists on doing all ber class. from the front "Oh, no sir, came the reply from back seat driving seat Cincinnati Inquirer. the class president Then, asked the professor, what else is there In the room to laugh Up to the Player Blnks was making a hopeless Drst at? attempt at golf, and to cover bis embe remarked to tbe barrassment Reason for It This egg is bad. caddy, Golf's a funny game. Isnt Landlady Well, what do you ex- It? "Sometimes It Is, sir, retorted th pect when you come down so late to breakfast? Everybodys Weekly. boy, but It Isnt meant to be. Exact Chang Drug Shop Burglara 1 have known gents what gives a First Burglar (to companion during raid on chemists shop) I'll take bit over," observed tbe "Ay, said McPherson, thats why the cash; you'd better take someI asked ye to stop under a lamp." thing for that cold. taxi-drive- Just Like A Woman KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES ALOYSHrS R M&GINI3, SUPPOSING THAT 1 MET WITH AN ACC WENT !! WOULD YOU MARRY AGAIN f I ? YOU'D be very ( lonesome! there'd V DARN TO BE nobody I OR -- GET YOUR SOCKS, YOUR BREAKFAS- T- y yeah.-that- s right WELL, MAYBE J WOULD MARRY AGAIN !! 3. KEEPS YOUR Sentimental .Miss Do you believe long engagements? Man Certainly. I'm an actoi. a dandy car with a rumble said the enthusiastic sales- IN EXPENSIVE TASTE FRESH SATISFYING |