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V- - TOO PROMISING FOB ASK VOI R DRUGGIST SHOCKING APEX NATURALLY HAD GOTTEN HELP Along the Concrete fb'i.u'TvyL "Young Mr. Slightly Is certainly man of promise." I understand Miss "So 1 hear. Butterfly Is suing for fifty thousand." S 1 THIS WEEKS PRIZE STORY Lady My, you've ninde fine progress on my bungalow. I hadnt uu Idea you had so much done. I've been going pretty Carpenter slow, mn'iini. I guess; but your husband came round yesterday and raised the roof. DANGEROUS ROOTING a She 1 was rather disappointed in that gentleman you Introduced tome Let night. He Indeed! How so? She Why you spoke of him ns a bridge expert, and be turned out to be nothing but a famous engineer. A Naw Year 1 nearly htr aaatnt Let a mak it a happy and praaperoa ana by a (lop tin thia aloaant Buy at horn! Bay Interaioantala Bad foods innrina aales from oar farma and "Madam! ilow did youY yotmg son learn to swim at such aa early age?" Well, he began with ths crawl stroke, of course." HEART TAKEN BY STORM TOUCHDOWN v KEEPS OFF THE FENCE 1512: "Now I spose Hlratn hez purty near ruined his new suit up there to college." Whats he been doing now?" "He writes he wua down to the park rootin for the Blues. Homan Postal System The Romans depended on travelers and traders to carry letters to distant points, and if the message was important code writing was often used. Old College Fraternity Beta Theta Pi was the pioneer fraternity of the Middle West It was established at Miami university, Oxford, Ohio, in 1839. Friend So you're never on (he fence In political affairs? Statesman Never, sir too many fences are made of barbed-wire- . "klEVIS S' WcttN BOSSHeWl HEH1-- IF BE FOR seen was our in "ole rufe lwsrAwce, skoojs His GARDEM BURYlUq- BOTTLES, 60 IT MAY BS ASSUMED THAT MRS. SHOOTS WIU. Bff HOME W MRS. GOBBO SPOOF A DAY OR. TWO" OP GOOD JTEMS gowc;-- TO "SPORT" GlLP SEEN DeAOU PLEHTY - RID IN LOW UAS PUT HER. VOUWSESr AWD EVERYBODY M TOWN (S LAFFIWG- Poor. Uii Whats that? WASTE AT TW' She refuses me. TO LEARN TH 'CHARLESTON'. MO FOOU LIKE AN OLD FOOL JOY FOR MR. BUG fire at tvV slupp residence last night failed to Set fire to the old shacic, " A Chimney HIS WIFE SUNDAY, CAUSlU CONSTERNATION AMOLKy THE COWGREOATIOU! " MUCH TO EVERY BOOTS REGRET. "the greasy " MRS. COONEY OLO&IRU HAD HER NAlR BOBBEO FRIDAY.IT LOOKS the SAP." F TERRIBLE, but then, nothing COULD SPOIL TN OLD DAMES L " LOOKS M What did pa say when you asked him for my hand?" Nothing In particular, but he lias got to revise his football rules." The Tramp Printer Speaking Uaie WrTH tu CHICAGO AMD "SPORT CUT HlS VISIT SHORT TO COME HOME AND BOYS m " UNCLE OOE TELL, BLIMP IS CONFINED To HlS HOM FOR- - A FEW DAYS FROM TRY IN' PAUTSJ - at a burlesone show blank, NcwtfAprr "JASPER. SIMP NAS A BLACK. EYE. HIS NEW WIFE IS NT AS EASY TO BEAT UP AS THE OLD ONE WAS ''AMBROSE BURP WENT To CHURCH IS SCARCE, SAYS THE es He took her heart by storm. ' Yes; lie met her in n terrible rain and escorted her borne under bis By Charles Sughroe HED TURU ME LOOSE, IT WOULDWT marry but for EDNA HACKING. Spnnc Canyon. Utah Utahs Leadiag Mtrticau MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL Id employment for our people!" Tbua wa will ha eontributin oar ahar In makins 1932 a Fratperoui and Happy Year. JOSEPH WM. TAYLOR, Inc. IMPEDIMENT There's a girl one thing." - No Special Type of Liner" The term liner has no reference to the type of ship, but rather to the trade in which it is engaged. It is any ship operating on a regular line. A liner can operate between river points. It is a liner so long as it maintains a regular schedule. ufe.vA& ? 1 4 f s&k- an intermountain product .S v I lr wkaf to tkee, TO HOME INDUSTRY." S? HAS SPOON CAFE CHANGED HANDS, BUT AS THE NEW MANAGEMENT IS EVEN LAXlER. THAN TH OLD PROPRIETOR, HO IMPROVEMENT IS LOOKED FOR! rr leave A Funerals on Time Payment Plan il SI Silt Lain City. II ftsilll tat Wat. 32? Phcai Mythological Creature The sphinx was a mythological monster variously described, but usually with a lions body, the head and sometimes the breasts of a woman, the wings of a bird and a serpents tail, supposed to represent some ancient symbolism. The Egyptians called the sphinx Hu or Neb (Lord). Obligations To owe an obligation to a worthy friend is a happiness, and can be no disparagement. Charron. NEW to me, vo get our MOTOR OIL NEWSY PAPER Sold with a Money Hack Guarantee Brightening Amber Beads Genuine amber beads may be brightened by rubbing with a soft chamois skin. No liquid or cal should be used. GEORGE WASHINGTONS TRAV E L By James W. Brooks 46 Copynjkl 1930 by James W. Brooke All Kifhte Reserved eCAN Bug Athlete Heres where I get In a lot of practice for a shot-pu- Sattl t. BANK ACCOUNT APPEAL m x ,1''' v ' 7 NX TSenecal BU630YNE , ($ 'Vzyf'X 'A fs 'I ..;.X lOWE LEFT With teektoh ane? pcincetoh victors achieved Washington went into WINTER QUACXEC3 AT HoCEiSfOWN . MEANWHILE the 6Cm?H WECE TRAP, NAMELY TIE COMING TOGETHER AT ALPANV OF BOCGOVNE FCOM THE NOC.TH, ST. LEG Eft FfiOM THE WEST AND Howe. FEOM THE EAST. WASHINGTON WHO HAD BEGUN To BE KNOWN AS THE OLD FOX FORESAW THE PLAN. "To PREVENT BRITISH ENGAGED IN SETTING A sUipS YYIfie the only girl you. Bubby Afl You used to say that I was that ever appealed to Yes, but your appeals frequent now wa are married. FfiOM ASCENDING CHAINS ACROSS THE HUDSON THE GlUER. THE AMERICANS STRETCHED HUGE SHIPS V.AS NEW YORK ON JULY ENTERED ATTACKED AWAY Monument W.N.U 25,1777 TO CAPTORE CHESAPEAKE PHILADELPHIA. AND ALTHOUGH BAY , stand at Germantown THE i?Am. WHICH WASHINGTON REINFORCEMENTS on October CENTERED WAS ABLE HE WAS A8LE AROUND WASHINGTON THE FAMOUS ntry TO GET TO MARE A 6, where he again lost CHEW HOUSE . ! Salt Laka City Weak No. Chew House, GeckianTowk) lives chiefly upon carrion, and many experiments were made by burying portions of dead animals in the birds haunt. In every instance the buzzards found the food even when it was concealed within rooms of deserted huts. The first goldfish in France cams from China as a present to are da Pompadour. , 2M Buzzards Keen Scent A naturalist has proved that buzzards have a strong sense of smell; a species found in his cou- 'A-kl- BRITISH FROM ALL SIDES, AND WITH per week will be paid for the beat artic,e on Why rOB made honld ose Intennonntain Send Gooda" Similar to above in to verse In or your story prose termountain Products Column, P. 0. Box 1565, Salt Lake City. If four story appears in this column yon will receive check for OVwrnt TROOPS WERE LANDED AND MARCHED TO JEFFREYS FORD AnO THENCE ACROSS THE BRANDYWINE RluER THE AMERICAN AVENUES OF RETREAT. ALTHOUGH FLOORING WAlTlN3,THE hri IAII I t Historically Correct Sketch By CALVIN FADER ikw0$dL. chemi- Mmo. |