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Show CACHE AMERICAN. LOGAN. UTAH Greatness H STORY o 0 nBEDTIME y TIIOIINTON w. iiuim;i:ss 1 JOHNNY CHUCK HAS SOMETHING ON HIS MIND JOHNNY t'llLVh tut on bit dor to (lit far corner of iimke up lilt mliul tea, air, (hat It Jual whul Joltniiy flunk trjlns to dii.tud he Mat making hard work of IL You klui ur how It aouiellmea It then Jou are a llllle undecided. Ural think you a III, then you think you won'L, and Dually you begin auk Ing eterylxidy around you for their ot'liilona ami wind up by being no Ib (Hi) On hard trjlng to yu t t f . ?$.? v there would b nothing to cat anySo wise old Mother Nuture way. has provided that the fat Johnny Chink lays up shall take tbs place of food You knu how It Is wtib food We take It Into our ituuiuih and from there It Is taken Into our hod les to tmlld them up and to make the heat which keeps us warm. In Johnny Chuck's rase Old Mother Nadirs has fixed things so that the body cun get whut It needs from the ful with which It Is covered It needs only a very Utile al time during the winter, hcoauxe you know Johnny Is mdocp; curled up qulle motloiile.i A great deal of I he food we eat Is used up In wlint Is called energy, which Is the power of moving about and doing thing. You know how It Is when you are sick and cannot e.it. In a you have no strength to move. You are very weak. Ilut If you did not have to move at all you could live a long time with very Utile f ' mmI. herause none of It would lie used for energy. It the same way with Johnny Chuek Sleeping and lying perfectly still, he needs no fmid for energy, and so Ills body all It needs hy nhsorhlng It gel from the fat Absorbing means Inking In the way a sponge soaks up wuler. So you see It was quite as liu portant to Johnny Chuck that he should be fat enough as It was to Striped Chipmunk that he should Mill-wh- ile I "I With I Could Know If th Winter It Going to Ba Hard and Long, Said Johnny, belier ofT than you were In the beginning. The mutter on Johnny Chucks oilnd was whether be was fat enough to sleep comfortably sll win ter. That seems like a funny thing to hare worrying one. doesnt It? Ilut It wasnt funny to Johnny Chuck. No, Indeed, It wasnt funny at all. It really was very serious. He knew Hint a great deal depended on the amount of fat stored away tinder hla skin before be said good by to everybody and went to bed deep In the ground to sleep until spring. If he were fat enough It wouldn't make much d'fference to him how cold the winter might be or how late sweet Mistress Spring might be In coming to wake him up Ilut tf he didn't Imre fat enough tucked away under his skin be might not be warm enough, and If Mistress Spring should happen to be very late he would be so weak when he awoke that he might not have strength enough even to crawl out of his house. Or It might happen that hunger might awaken him before Mistress Spring arrived and then he might freeze to death try Ing to find something fit to put Woodchuck's stomach. So you see the matter was really very Importnnf to Johnny Chuck The fat under his skin was both a blanket and food That seems queer, but It Is true. The fatter he was the warmer lie would keep and the more comfortable he would be. In this way the fat was like a blanket While he slept through the long, cold months of course he would eat In the first place he nothing. wouldnt he awake to eat, and you know people do not eat while they n the second place are asleep, With more Jobs popping up each now, says corpulent Cora, "its got most of our men folks wondering Just what sort of an excuse they will have to offei to keep from going after one. day 1932 Bell Si ndlcate WNTI Service. AVic Champion of Cornlniskcrs 83 (C. Betl And iiiuvh II hud of ell bet one. And then, amid the sterile ground A cleft within a rink I found 'I hut little soli or summer knows Yet In tlml cleft there grew a rose 0 looked for greultiess lit a mau,. And found one who with gold begun And all t tie tuition knew bis uume I'ald tribute to his purchased fame Ami then, amid the hots and afreet I found a man who met defeuls. Yet made a llllle, millions less. And did not think ll was sucreiui looked for greatness In a soul And found a singing oriole I cx s r One. NL WNU Service. HAPPENED that an auilqu was equalled In the office of the Ucrhh-nU- ) Hotel at YV oarer Junction. lie was regarding Main Mrcet with an Expreuloa which waa wUiful rather limn He waa accosted hy a Traveling Salesman out of St, who wauled to know If Numtx-- r Five etopja-d- , except on Signal, If there waa a I 'liter attached and whether nr tmt It made (ha connection at (oKKirt. To which the Elderly Party replied Ihat h waa imt an lu'orumtlon I'e-allhough he felt hlinelf rather Intrigued by any I riviieMun relative to nmklng a qultk getaway from YV carer Jutiwlon. Stranger In these Part." queried the 1 'rummer, In that tactful and Ingratiating manner width I one ! of those who of the thief carry heavy Grips and eat at Cafek. l'Min the singe, when crowds ap phiud. Yel whisper when she walks abroad Kuos county, Illinois, won (lie national cortihuklng Then, hy a llllle thoroughfare, clhamplonli!p when he defeated IS Mute i h impious In the toiirna I found a spotless mother there mini at tints n III Carl established a Hew world re.s.rd of .Til'U bush-elWhose songs, remembered tty a husked In so minutes. He Is unmnrrad, twenty nine years old and Son on Ills father's furm. lives Had brought him to tint Ortn-1 Jlrel) ITFluff I ISJ1 Houston Malloeh . By GEORGE ADR greutness In a tree II.OuKt.il for one very tall to see, for rl It the soil am) warm the sun Srvlc joKDook using six slice of pineapple, one Kill grapefruit and two orange. Hie cavity In the center with a pitted dale that hn been atulTed with which fine been cream to a paste with the Juices of the fruits. aoft-ene- d cln-es- COSMOPOLITAN DISHES Boners Porto Rican Sandwiches. heeu culled the the world, so Cul slices of pinenpple Into halves, are we cosmopolllan In our na making them half their original AMERICA has AS melting (Hit of I No worn than that. II la Lecturer on rubber cek Auto But In th wliked Metropolis, Jl mad $.'tO,Uu) on patent Mouae-Traand lout It 11 playing th I'oulc. It ha had Hire 11 Blonds. All during our YYlvea, rarly Youth w wer told to watch Georg and do whatever h did. It waa thought that h would b Blahup ooner or later. II had Stater named Mlnerv who wouldn't apeak to til when w wer In High School hecaua I used tobacco, hli I now Mlanlonary In China. I had to wait a tong Tloi for my revenge, hut I got IL" "I suppose unut of th Tough CNiiloiin-- r turned out to h Good Cttlaena." "No, not Good, merely Sucre huI. Aa I look back at the prehistoric Period of Paper Collar and th Ilalr worn In Net, tt eem evident that the only Young People who developed robust Yhea were' those who had both Enterprise end Ambition, All of the Refralner were Ylrtuoua In negative aort of YVny but maybe It waa because they lu kill the Pep to get out nd abutter a lot of Rule and Regueight-arcin- while Build ies MALLOCH By DOUGLAS Ert. Fable of the teria. I Y'e and no." waa the reply. was horn In this Dump and Time wns when 1 knew every Man, Horse and Dog within the Corporate LI lull The Bradhy Ids first Name. ley House, lid side of the Crh k, P.ui klngliam Palace and the wn Methodist rhurth wa St. Peter. The Sun rose Just beyond Gardner's Mill and set about a ndle West of Butkeje Ridge. I return after lapse of 40 Year, a Combination of Itlp Van Winkle, Enoch Arden and the Prodigal Son, No matter how much you strain your Eye, you will not discover any Triumphal Arches along Main Street lation. Georgia was settled by thieves and animals taken from the English Jails. BONERS are actual humorous bdbits found in examination papers, essays, etc., by teacher. The Whig pnrty gets Its name because most of Its members wore powdered whig. N Goa Wrong. The Metnbera of the Silver Cornet Band were o busily getting Market Report over the Radio that I wa met at the Depot by no one except the Town Marshal and two Taxis. I visited the terrible Birthplace to pluck an old fashioned Flower anil atand, bareheaded. In the Presence of ghostly memories and a big eyed Dotty, who looked as If she had stepped out of Broadway Revue, came from the House and told me to beat It as she was all dated up, and, what's more, didn't have any Time for a steam-heatePapa. I expected to find a Memorial Tablet and. Instead, I was handed the Ice Pitcher. I, who should have been given the Freedom of the city, am under Suspicion at this moment as a visiting Bootlegger." "So you have been unable to locate any of your old Pals?" Too many. All of them are surprised lo see me and one was glad, lie remembered that I had borrowed Two Dollars from him In a Poker Game In 1SS3. Perhaps I should explain that any one looking at me Today In my Gray Business Suit and neat Fedora would little suspect that when Grhver Cleveland first ran for President I wore a Sombrero, carried a Pair of Knuckles and played the Guitar every Evening In the Eagle Saloon, owned by Herman Smoltz. YY'hen I left here, with a Circus there was no Dissenting Voice from the town-wid- e Opinion that I would end up In some large Institution where men with Springfield Rifles would see to It that no one interrupted me while I was making Chairs. Strangely enough, after I escaped from the Immediate Supervision of my pious Relatives I felt an overwhelming and uncontrollable e and Desire to lead a blameless Existence. For several Decades I refrained from visiting the Old Home Town on account of the Statute of Limitations and because no one asked me to come back. For many years I have been honored and successful In a City far away. I supposed, of course, that the Folks here were keeping Tabs on me and were proud to claim me and were tickled to learn that I had been plucked as a Brand from the Burning. I now learn that they have heard of me and my Achievements but not one of them has suspected, all during these Years, that the Great and good Vernon J. Kirkpatrick could possibly be the "Verne" who was shot at twice by a Constable the Night he skipped out Even now they are skeptical. I should have brought Measurements and Finger Prints with me. which will I have a Birth-Mar- k prove all of my Claims, but, It Is too much Trouble to show it. No use Talking, when a Small Town makes up Its Collective Mind on any Proposition It doesn't wish to be disturbed In the Belief. Dop d grand Jury Is a group of men picked out of a hnt A of the Describe the circulation blood. It flows down one leg and up the saasaKSf eLBW.iarkBia .. other. Newspapers are useful for report Ing calamities such as deaths, mar Hugos, and the like. The blood vessels are the veins, arteries and artilleries. Sediment Is what you somebody you love. ot the beautiful city ot Monte Curio, capital uud principal part ol principality of Monaco, and at the right, Prince Louis of Monaco, whose family has ruled the small country for many years. It has Just been an nowiced that the republic of France has purchased the entire principality for me sum of $520,000 and $15u,000 yearly forever to Prince Louis family. Monte Carlo Is the location of one of the most famous gambling casinos In the world. VIEW have his storehouse filled before the coming of Rough Brother North Wind and Jack Frost. It was this that Johnny had on his mind as he sat on his door step that bright, cool autumn afternoon. There was He could eat still plenty of food. more If he really needed It. To be sure he was tired of eating. For a long time he had been eating, not because he was hungry, but to store food away In the form of fat His neighbors didnt understand this They watched him eat and grow fatter and they called him piggish. Of He course this was very unfair. was no more piggish than was Striped Chipmunk filling his storehouse. The only difference was that Johnny Chucks storehouse was under his skin. 1 wish I could know If the winter is going to be hard and long, said Johnny as he waddled over to a patch of clover. He was already and so fat that he was waddled when he walked. "Im sleepy enough to go to bed right now, but I want to be sure that I am fat enough. roly-pol- 1932 by T W Bureesa XV y It Is not strange, as tloual fare. our foods, drinks, condiments and fruits come from all parts of the globe. By association with foreign people, travel and reading, we are becoming International In our recipes as we have been with our frocks. At our breakfast tables we use tea from China or India, coffee from South America and fruit from the West Indies. With the Increasing transportation facilities, we will be able to enjoy many of the perishable fruits that have never before been shipped to northern points In America. feel for What Is pork? Pork Is meat that you get from a porcupine. 132 Bell Syndicate. WNU Service. thickness. Split canned plmentoes Into halves and drain between absorbent paper. Spread thin slices of bread cut Into rounds of (he same size as the pineapple with softened butter. Cover one round w ith a layer of mayonnaise, on a second place a slice of pineapple and a round of pimento. IPAPA I4INIOW- S- Mesopotamian Date Pudding. Take one cupful of flour, one half teasponful of salt, one half teaspoonful of soda, one-hal- f nut meats, one cupful snow-whit- cupful of of pitted dates, one cupful of milk, cupful of honey, and one fourth cupful of orange Juice. Sift flour, salt Add the dates and soda together. Panama Salad. Place a slice of pineapple on a to the milk, then the milk to the bed of lettuce, cover with alternate flour, add nuts and honey, stir In segments of grapefruit and orange, the orange Juice. Pour Into a greased Pop, what Is Invisible? baking dish and place over hot wa"The other mans side of an argu ter to steam for two hours. Serve This ment. with hard or foamy sauce. To Manage Reds WNU Service. Bell Syndicate. , 1332 recipe serves ten. h 1932 Western Newspaper Union KITTY McKAY NU Service. By Nina Wilcox Putnam Black and White r Successful Bad Eggs, "Too bad that the Wanderer's Return ha been such a flop, suggested the sympathetic Traveling Salesman. "I have been well repaid, said "I am taking away the with me at least Two Tons of Food for Reflection. In digging up Answers to that Inquiry, Where are the Friends of YesterI have acquired some rare The says that money day? For Instance, what do you Dope. certainly talks, especially when its This Worth creation Is an after- suppose became of George riffen-girtthe wife who has it. W.SU Service. noon gown In black and white print1932 Bell Syndicate who memorized One Thoued chiffon. The sleeve has an el- sand Verses of Scripture? bow puff, a long tight cuff and a Old Southern Staple Probably he Is occupying the Cotton cultivation In the South delicate open work of black passe- Prison Cell meant for you? menterie set Into the armhole. began about 1G2L time-honore- Owen Joseph Bush, known to baseball fans as "Donie," has been engaged as manager of the Cincln-ntt- i Reds of the Natljaal leagu6. He succeeds his old Friend, Dan How ley. Bush Is forty-fou- r years old and has been employed In baseball since he was sixteen. d . n Shock-Absorb- 1 "Who hnsnt? Th Gyper Litany. Well 'Skinny' Hooper waa born and raised right here at thla YVhlstllng Post and, In addition to having Weak Eyes, was aupposed to carry nothing hut a large Open Space under the Straw Hat Now he has a House Boat In Florida and four Jap Servant. He hasnt any more Gumption than he had when he failed to get Ills Diploma In the High School. It seems that one Day he Just happened to think of a Shock Absorber and since then he hasnt done Anything except collect Royalties and read On the Other Hand, Chad Wheeler, who had an Intellect so luminous that you could see It In the Dark, went out West and I'll bet you couldn't guess what he's doing o hd jwlplm hand A I remember that Punk Beasley wa aupposed to be ornery and worthies but It did learn to walk the Slack Itope after all the rest of u ha tried, and nenrly broke our Nerk, and now he I Manager of a Factory because he knows how to handle the I'uloiis. still unpopular but getting Result, Th meanest Pup In Town, next to Sle, wa Red llannegitn. He was the horrible Example of the Residence District. Aa soon aa 'Red learned of Habit which wa frowned upon by the Godly Element he went and cultivated that Habit, Intensively and otherwise, a a protest against the Moral Code es translated here tn YVeaver Junction. He la now President of an Street Railway Company and Exalted Ruler of the Elk. YVhnt Is more, he ha not changed any of bis Habits. lie I elghbor-hoo- d simply moved them to In which they would find more congenial Environment Did you ever hear of the ITooper Inter-Crba- Th Sally Set g rnr Met (rtwl - Qrarr-fiB- . - Famoua Cheat nut Tre Bath, In Northampton a tr county, Pnnytvania, tracd directly to Washington. It la considered th largest hors chestnut tree In th state, and la said to hav been tent from Mount Vernon by Washington to General Brown, on of hia aide. Near 1 air rot a druggist fob APEX s5? AN IhTK AMOUNT AIN PBODUCT Historic Sharoa Sharon la derived from a Hebrew word meaning "th tplaln . Sharon extends from Jaffa or B little aouth of it to Mount Carmel on th north. It is, however, In many place undulating land and ba upon it forests of oak tree. S2EkflRAN tt PICKLES THIS WEEKS PRIZE STORY laluwwUli CkrM- m4 willt aanr, 4 lMroanilali prw lta fir. inalW IwH AIm. Let. uk sa H aa ml W. (it feel Ike aw Bar. mt tlx allr aa m wHI(rtrpraaUt sack ilfta. Aka. alt. wa will m atlwaUu kp tax CkflMaua mk laSaMni iiMHiau aa k.ppf lar kox Mr mtUn MMxaall 7. BDNA BALL, Piwva, Utah. Time-Table- now. a hy PATKONUS HOUR IN D CATHY. Land That Nrr-Nv- r Utopia will always remain tha Ideal because wa shall never get It adds to our happinsu to hav lomething that ia beyond reach. Tha unattainable savai u Toledo from disillusionment. thr. Driving a Truck? that Job would Involve th Blade. Physical Exertion of Crawling up on the High seat, starting the EnJOSEPH WM. TAYLOR, Inc. gine and twisting the Wheel Chad Mi l iNttaf MwIMmi Is too smart to get hooked up with Nnwili or Timi Payment Plaa any Employment which might Ina n jnm duce Perspiration or strain any of Wt Ufa C. M hla pet Muscles. No sir. I learned MJ Bm today that 'Chad,' whose bulging on Photographs Brain marked him aa a logical CanWriting Bwfor writing on a gloay-flnir- it didate for Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, Is now Night Watch- photograph with bile, sprinkle man at a Movie Studio In Hollypowder on the picture and shake it off. The ink will tend ho wood. adhere and will not have th That might sound like the Zero doner to draw up in spot. Popuof Occupation for a Mental Colos- lar Mechanic Magailn. sus but I have no Doubt that Chad has the Feeling that he and BUI Hays practically control the Industry. The riaymate that I really wanted to find out about has disGASOLINE appeared. Ills name was 'Stuttering Johnson and ha was so Conscientious that he wouldn't go along with us to steal Melons. We were just like a couple of BrothGlass Stopper ers. I liked him, even If he did Giaa topper in bottle will al give me a lot of Good Advice I BKt always break off if forced couldnt use. If Td listened to old when they are stuck. Wrap a cloth wrung out of hot water Stuttering Pd have been around the neck of th bottle and "Yon say he Disappeared? asked continue these applications until the stopper ia released. the Drummer. "He jumped his Ball Bond at GRAINS OF GOLD Little Rock, Ark., about six years ago, after he'd been Indicted for THE WHOLE WHEAT CERBAE promoting a queer Oil Company. Id "Make Cream Taste Better certainly like to find the Old Boy. He was nearer me than any of my Western Made For Western Trade Ask Your Grocor own kin. Furthermore, from what I learn of his Success In floating Them Were the Happy Daya that Oil Stock, I think I could use Life waa a heap less wearing him in a big Scheme that Im cooking up to give a Radio Set to every when lanes were what tha lira Sucker who buys One Thousand stock used to get from tha pasDollars worth of Stock In the Com- ture to the bam in instead of fool motorists wont pany that makes the Sets. The something stay in. Cincinnati Enquirer. Lawyers tell me Its a Safe Bet The real Business Success is the Reduced to Nothing Guy who can turn a sharp Corner Absolut aero In tempera tur I without stubbing his Toe. And as reached when molecule of matte long as the Grand Jury cant get have no motion. anything on you, that makes you Old Southern Staple "I am more than ever surprised Cotton cultivation fat the South that the Folks here never gave you about 1621. that Memorial Tablet, said the began Commercial Traveler. They are all dead standing up," said the disowned Native Son. "If urtfaW "W by ftm Avoid im UttHMUkia they had made a Fuss over me Id ui(i Goofe Similar to a bora. have put a Pipe Organ In the four story hi pro ar rorao to Church from which I was .expelled. Product Cotoma, P. 0. Bos 1W, Balt Lake City 11 your As It Is, I will spend the Money for la tfcte dt tory appoart Silk Underwear. columa you will ro-- .w cot MORAL: Every Profiteer Is not check for . . without Honor except where they JAli! 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