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Show ITAII CACHE AMERICAN. Bronchial Troubles Need Creomulsion npoEPTIME STORyg, jBy THORNTON W.BURGESS him a loafer, lie would lease them to their Intmr and go down to the PETER RABBirS FEELINGS ARE HURT Bosftr, totter t your Lora a Uaaos from lha J bl what little Striped hnd thouted at Peter Hah tilt when Peter tried to get him to come and pie; with him. Peter Just grinned ai he watched Striped Chipmunk eramper about on the edge of the Oreen Poreat and presently atari for home with the pockets of bis It Cheeks stuffed with beechnuts. seemed to Peter that It was no time at all before Striped Chipmunk was tack after more nuts It was 'clear that be had no time for play ; te was too busy, Peter watched him a while, and then growing tired of seeing Striped .Chipmunk work so hard be went Cm. Presently be spil'd Chatterer THIS Brum tiial truiiblc, may lead to kune thing trnuus. kou ran atop them now with Creomulaion, an emulunrd creoauts that ia pleasant to take. Creomulaion u S new medical dix-oterwith two-folam tjun; it toothea and neala the inflamed memhnnet and inhibit germ growth. Of all known drum, rrmante ia recognized Ly high niedual authorities a one of the greatest healing agencies for per. latent cougha and colds and other forma of throat troubles. Creomulaion contains, in addition to creosote, oiher healing el tnenta whu h soothe and heal the infected mrmhranri and stop the Irritation and inflammation, w hile the creosote goes on to the slomat h, ia absorbed into the blood, attarka the seat of the trouble end checks the growth of the germs. Creomulaion la guaranteed satisfactory in the treatment of persistent coughs and colds, brum liiil asthma, bronchitis and other forms of respiratory diseases, and ia excellent for building up the av.tetn after col da nr flu. Money refunded if any Coiqjinrcolil. no mattrrof how longstandinnot relieved after takingaccording g-is todirection. Ask your druggist. (Adv.) I rnj i irt fan Smiling Pool So he left the Croon Foreet end started across (he Green Meadows llpperty llpperty lip aa fast as b could go to the Smiling PooL Hy the time he got there hr hud quite forgotten that he had been a little hurt In bla feelings. The Instant be poked bla head over the bank be saw Jerry. Muskrat Jerry waatiard at work on the roof of hie bouse lie saw Peter aa soon aa Peter aaw him. Hello, loafer!" ahnuted Jerry. "Did you erer know Oner weather for work Why dont you get busy IN THIS eomlilned aerial photoand do somethlngf grnph and painting, the glory and "Pee nothing to do," mumbled that will be Clilrago'a Teler, and without another word grandeur I !W3 World Fair A Century of be turned and started for jntne. He Al allow n In would Imve liked to atny and wntrh Progress are most half the const ruction program Jerry, hut Jerry hnd railed him ha completed. "loafer," Just aa hnd Striped Chip nimik anil Chatterer and Happy Jack, and somehow tie began to feel In? a lnifrr lIKe ymi, IVtr" II r If that these buy workers looked HjU wan too fiimli down on him anil the feeling wasn't lunn Mouse r.illii) iiim a a comfortable one. As he tiapM-neIdiaftT. I rli.ijt noiif of tluMii r.tll along toward the dear Old I'.rler IimmiiI anuitin, tmt jis( thp kiiii Patch where lie could sit and doze IVUTU fi IlftJH WiTf li iirt AM tin anil dream to his heart's content til vlitnrs of Ho IhmuiKuI f.iil with no one to call him unpleas w;i yttiio ior lVtr Mfii Mripotl ant name. he met Danny M low ('InpinutiK c it Itl him a lo.ifor (if klmise hurrying as If he had no hudiil minded, tint when one after time to lose. jnnother his other friends tin it called "What's your rush?' ilemnndril him the same thing It tool hurt Hie Peter. more lie thought of It the more It "I'm making the must of this fine hurt. Could It lie that they looked weather to fill my storehouse with down on him Imm'iiu-- p lie never seeds for the winter, replied Danny worked? It certainly looked that Meadow Moi.se. "I can't afford to way. lie reaelied the dear Old Brier Patch nml crept In to tils fa vorlte resting place without letting Mrs. Peter know that he had re oK D turned. W NTSonJcf I 1932 brT W Kurgan ( Iin Lets Play Cried Peter. Red Squirrel In a chestnut tree. Come play with tnel" cried Peter. It's a splendid day for a frolic." "You mean It'a a splendid day to "1 can't work," shouted Chatterer. afford to be a loAfer like you." With the tbit Chatterer stuffed bis moutb full Of nuts and whisked out of eight to tilde them tn bis secret storehouse Once more Peter grinned and qvent bis way nntll be met Happy Jack the Gray Squirrel "Let's play tilde-anseek I" cried Peter, "Some other day," replied nappy Jack, bunting among the fallen leases for nuts. "1 can't afford to tie a loafer like you such One weather as this." It This time Peter didnt grin. seas the third time be had been called a loafer. At first be hadn't minded, but now he was beginning to feel a wee bit hurt. You know a loafer Is one who gits around and He never works does nothing. Peter could see no reason why he should work, ne would much rath er play or take his ease He couldnt understand why others should work aa they were doing, but that was their affair, not his. If they got pleasure from work all well and good, but they needn't call 7 - 'o THROUGH A ; ook BUTTER SPREADS fy Hat From Pari butter as a base, one may various spreads thut will add much to a sandwich; or made Into butter bulls and served with bread at the table, will add to any menu. With a crisp lettuce leaf or a slico or two of pickle or cucum ber one bns a tasty sandwich al ways on tnp. The butters are kept In Jure In the lee chest and will keep for some time. WITH Crab or Lobster Butter. Tound to a paste one small can of lobster or chib, or Its equivalent of Season lightly cooked fresh flh. with pepper. When using this but ter for sandwich tilling sprend on slice of bread with mayonnaise and the other with the crab mixture, add a lettuce leaf or slice of cucumber and serve. Vvfemsns Eyes By JEAN NEWTON ...... , ssrsi m MJt L- WHY WOMEN CAN FORGET THE UNPLEASANT have to a far greater de e Ilian men the gift ol re tneinherlng more of the pleasant ex peilemes of life than the unpleas ant I So ne are told by a psyrlud oglst from Washington university In St. I mils Woim II he suld. ran simply forget. Men have to have a definite medium for pushing out ot their mind the unpleasant thoughts like alcohol or other Interests! The discovery of this faculty nl women to forget what It Is unpleasant to remember has traveled afar from St. I.ouis. and caused nstoalsli men! the land over. Everybody is astonished except the women themsihes! To them It seems onlv natiiriil. For havent they had enough practice? t lie Down centuries through haven't women hnd the alternative of forgetting or going mud? When something unpleasant happened nl home Hie lord and master of the household could shake It off with the thread of lus overcoat as he hurried to his vvoik. I rom Unit moment no new new faces, new thoughts and proh lems tilled his day. Wotk or play It was something new or at leapt different and therefore refreshing to the soldi It served ns ventila thm for the worried nreis ol his mind. But the woman? For her there 11 s.m. - r . .. - 1 V O.MI1.N vl-t- Sardine Butter. Take cupful of butter four large sardines skinned and boned, and one teaspoonful of lemon Pound these Into a smooth Juice. When using for sandwich paste. f the bread with filling sprend the paste and the other half with a This bluer felt hat trimmed with a thin layer of minced onion or mashed hard cooked egg. ruby glyverine feather hand was de signed by Gaby Mono of Purls Cheese Butter. Mash together one half cupful of American cheese and one half cup ful of butter. Spread one half the sandwich with tart Jelly and the other with the cheese mixture Crackers or snltines may be used, and any snappy cheese. (DWfEEDS .7trat r fc JT.T. i fcTTTJ.ua e'j Whenever David played to Saul the latter kept a lavelin handy. BONERS are actual humorous tidbits found in examination papers, essays, etc, by teachers. The "missing link" means one of the ancient Hebrews who got lost while they were wandering In the w ilderness. a The niiHin Is a planet Just like the earth only deader. The revolution in India Is being led hy Manhntinn Dandy. Federal reserve is a reserve where the federal employees hunt wild game. Describe the heart. All I know about the heart in that it is shaped like a Valentine ((ft BUI Svndlcate.) from WNU Servtcw By Nina Wilcox Putnam Here Are Butterfly Pork Chops Bell Syndicate. WNU Service. By DOUGLAS Mother does dream So much, how great, how Peanut Butter and Fruit. Take one fourth cupful of figs and raisins, two tnblespoonfuls of light f sirup, teaspoonful of salt and one half cupful of peanut but ter. Put the fruit in the food chopper. add the other Ingredients and mix well. (ft bv Westarn Newspaper Union. 1932 Bell Syndicate. WNU Service. of IA Q.R.Pi!o Ointment Q. R. (Qtih k Relief) Bile Olnt ment Is a new remedy for the treatment of pile sufferers no matter how Jong afflicted, guar anteed to give sutWaUury relief or money refunded. Before placing this pile ointment on the market for sale. It was put to the add lest in both mild and severe cases, never full Ing to produce wonderful re- i . Ti 5 K'j POLYTECHNIC COLLEGE Of EXCINEERINS IJib aa4 llidsaa Su., Oakland, (alii. COME TO OAKLAND sults. Wa Invit younf bvq lu Ovme to thlt CoW fore nb fcfeurame of ti bnt faemuct Ol U Urtt i inKtnernrf Sfjfcuhcsttua. Civil, fcldrtrtcdl. Mining, Maduntril, AwoMuiwAi, JifeH o, Architacturd! tad Aw CoodiiMmiBf, f(friffrautf LnpuMrmg. I hut co'ite irumtjiH coatsct wnb hHimi bo employ our corxrdUftift i aiJ cu mvrr Makati Mil put of cs grwJuitn. bit pffllfl II ymj want at tbe 1olymbntc If you are troubled with piles, do not experiment. Get J. 1L Bile Ointment. If your druggist does not carry It la stotk. till out the blank below and mall It to R. OINTMENT MFG. CO. S73 South Sth East Salt Lak, City, Utah a It you can Kim a anj rrc the leading tLbooi ol iu luad ia f?Qtml the Wot Students tnjy enr f! st sny time. for free raUi4 of inf rfTUti und bianb lor enrollment betor the ttutioo 5p Ut l aoced. We hive a We or an unlimited Hut pun. fcVij?hip 1 th e mho c une. the Jn,rer ear VI m (truiinmrtvleij by m ny bi"b schrml men. bo Hunk they Ores a claoce fur tue failed. V. I Wooo, Herutrer W. E. ( t son pres u work ' jhiirv. Q. R. Co.. Gentlemen : Inclosed find $1.00 T. O. Money Order for (die tube of Q. R. lHe Ointment to be mulled prepaid to Xu me P. O, Address On condltl. n tint If I am not satisfied with n Milts obtaine.l, I ma to receive money hick upon returning tube to your Voune net to qualify f n, m rJio arrv.rir g. fiw.o Ir.atrn,. comfro-rnai rsdto. talsviaion, etc. P- - C Iramir, avutlaki free lit. rM ire k .m tuition. W salmi llwirul CoUcsa. 1 .3 Haunt Su, SMI IMM an.l fcervlces conducted In Spanish In It every Sunday. Next door to it Is a modern struc- are held A little Ihhig sometimes makes a ture of twelve stories, and as one big Impression. stands ueross the square and con- templates the two, one cannot full to be st rink with the contrast between thp busy, thriving city of today and the Spanish world that flourished once at San Antonio nnd Is gone forever. Cora Borers Enemy tiny wasp, a parasite that lives on nnd eventually kills the larvae of the European corn borer, has been discovered In Ituly and Is being !n vestlguted by entomologists of I'nit-eStates Department of Agriculture with a view to its Introduction Into area in this coun the try. The Insect belongs to the group known os the hrnconlds, which lay their eggs within the bodies of other Insects. The wasp larvae feed with In the bodies of their unwilling hosts, literally eating them to hoi low shells. Then they spin cocoons, from which adult Insects emerge ready to hunt out other victims for their fatal eggs. AT THE FIRST SNEEZE use MisTol A AND fut Essence of Mlst&l d ON VOUR HANDKERCHIEF AND PILLOW NEW irs borer-infeste- Asker What do you menn by saying that your wife is in and out all the time? Toller Shes In a rage and out of funds. Doubtful Parity that Russian women enjoy complete equality with men; certainly so modest a pleasure that no one would have the heart to deny them IL Philadelphia Inquirer. Old Order, in Force Some of the standing orders re1 A U. ( 1 I.E.N, meat tutting specialist ot the nationiil live stock I v 1 nnd meat hoard, is here displaying the hutterlly pork chops, one of cently noticed to be in force in the the new ideas in pork cuts which are being Introduced throughout the British house of commons are over country by this organization The new crown roast of pork is shown on two hundred years old. the table. Who, the Kiaee? Mother does not dream of gold So much. If great or small; She would rather have you bold Your honor first of alL She would rather have you poor Than have yon rich In sin; All the wealth that will endure Is the wealth within. WNU Senrlce. atutm. G1PUGAGP nnpli-.-isan- are only seven types of women according to Monsieui Sukele beauty specialist and he has chosen these girls to rep resent the types. Left to right (seated). Countess Jeannine Vnirir psychic woman, and Mitzl Marlow, sphynx woman Left to right (rear) Frances Thress, gold woman; Hilda Knight, Diana; M ihel Ryduhl. Ma donna; Myrtle Patterson, flame, and Mona Moray, the flower woman. THERE a It Is said Acquitted The statement may be Inaccurate which says men get their manners from their mothers, but at least It lets their wives out. Worcester Evening Gazette. Lack, Sticking Qualities "Money, said Uncle Eben, is a true friend when you has It, but It aint de kind mentioned In the Good Book dat stirketh like a brother. Washington Star. Genius The genius Is the supremely normal Individual, with full use of natural powers. Those who are not geniuses are abnormal. Archibald Henderson. son. was no automatic or gratuitous process. There she was stuck all day with her unpleasant problem or In the environment of ttie unpleasant happenings, whatever it was Ulice-eve-r she turned or looked there were reminders of it there was no change of scene and interosis to clmse them away, to ventilate the worried areas of her mind So she had to learn to foiget ar tiitrarily. of her own volition to loroe thoughts to go from her ft retain her sanity she had to weaken ' about her memory And things according to the psychologist the exercise his he ouie. as all good little exetcisis should "seioi'd nature Mother thinks about your name, Yet only what you are. She would rather have you known For kindness to a few, Than to have you on a throne. And have men bating you. C, 1932. Douglas Malloch. etjsrd A 4zw Fools Cast Out foolproof airplane Is a new offering of an Italian firm. The fool, we understand. Is dropped quietly through a trapdoor while somebody else grabs the controls. Detroit Living Too High The man who will live above his present circumstances is in great danger of living, in a little time, much beneath him. Joseph Addi- Pop, what is pull? How the other man got his Job." far; Mother does not dream of place So much, of social ends; Gentle women, met. of graoe, She would have your friends. She would rather have you one All you meet esteem. Just a good and loving son That is Mothers dream. md How Snake, Feed Snakes which capture their food by constriction, such as boa constrictors, pythons nnd anacondas never begin the laborious process of swallowing their victim until they have crushed the life out of it. They Lost Count Manageress '(to guest) In order to decide a bet, sir, between the waitress and myself. Is it 20 or 21 times youve rung the bell? Dublin Opinion. MALLOCH not Tile sufferers from Protruding, Bleeding, Itching or Blind Bile, can now get rellet from very first treatment by Using mt Pa i U .yvaakiawr UMegltied t ,ity uf y nu cta. T I baldlilt Work of American Artist The bronze doors at the east entrance to the Capitol In Washington were designed and modeled by the American artist, Randolph Rogers, In Rome in 1S.78. and were cast by Von Muller In Munich. The first paper money in America was issued by the General court of Massachusetts in 1G90 to pay the soldiers returning from an expedition against Canada. Only Seven Types of Women Exist Mothers Dream To stand In the small room, where Colonel Bowie lay ill when the fort was surrounded, brings the struggle for Texas Independence very close to the present day to see the line across which the defenders stepped to Indicate their choice when the question of defense or abandonment of the mission was put to them hy their commander to go Into the room In which Davy Crockett was slain nil these give the stranger a clear conception of why the Sons and Daughters of the Texas Revolution are Justly proud of their state, their history, their distinguished ancestors and Its shrines. The Alamo is filled with relics of early Texas history each with an explanatory enrd. A half day can be spent In the Alamo Inspecting the mementoes of that period of Texas history, American history and world history too often unnoticed In the busy work a day world. Another interesting sight in down, town San Antonio Is San Fernando old This remarkable cathedral. church was hullt In I7.T1. It Is In an excellent state of preservation Early Paper Money one-hal- 1932. ii fraiwtii News. one-fourt- h girl-frien- d wa Ls Perhaps the lust known of all plnies of Interest in San Antonio, 'lids famous Texas, Is the Alamo, building faces Alamo plaza, a park wuy two blinks long hy a him k wide. in which grow palms and various (other send lropi.nl trees anil plants. The Alamo Is a small building of adobe, surrounded hy u court, in dosed with a high stone wall. The thrill of the A la mo comes ns you first place foot on Its floor. The very atmosphere of the place the recollection of the deeds of valor It quickens the within enacted A Orange Butter. Beat to a cream pound of butter, the yolks of three eggs one cupful of powdered sugar, the grated rind and Juice of an orange Cook over hot water, stirrinR all the time until the mixture Is thick. The says that these folks who only sing over the radio are terrible cowards. tiiuU ms a A rousing hoodoefco, on tint fooling Hi pyiMd, tMnet oro dangorouo Um "gDOf-limi- " oovwoniro. To ot yovrooH right prompt ly, drinh ono or two cuoo of Too. Your oppwttto arfhlf ad good ooirlto wlH rotvni ourprlomgly quick, SAMPLE FREC Grfid Ta Com ppm. P, Os BnwklYiL Nw York jwudiv UkuiA one-fourt- one-hal- KITTY McKAY M. kadrjtsll ( Historic Structure Filled With Relies. blood. Al Capone Is the senator California. fr S4 tan 111 U dWr UJl wad ftwsbUw d Vatlf llcelwka Out the ( iiUef M dHlt tMMM Wrtwklee CM Mk us 4am putt VISITOR TO ALAMO GETS REAL THRILL (,sO Aimiai Suave PILES Keeps Ski : Young ptWissO ft 2 I Svnduare WNl Se vie, Mut laicd Currency .tons v.iis a name women Some are such poor g.ven in Colot till nines to curr ncy shots," says cynical Sue, they di obtained hy cul.ng large coins into vorce their husbands" par,s. M, Service 0 1932 Bell S ndicate. Shai Medical experts are divided as to whether it is safer to kiss or shake hands. That depends. Atlanta Constitution. Another Howler Schoolboy's essay: "The defend- ants lawyer made a motion for a change of menu. Boston Transcript. Another Landmark Gone One doesnt speak of a manicure parlor any more. Its a manicurWomans Home Compan- ing salon. ion. Old Proverb Explained The reason politics makes strange bedfellows is because they like the same bunk. I.os Angeles Times. Affidavit, Please Then there Is the modern mother who phoned the A. A. A. to send a mechanic to show her how to operate a safety pin! Pathfinder Magazine. Back to Earth Lima Beane says the honeymoon Is over when the bride begins to get well acquainted with her husband. Toledo Blade. Clever at That Women cant throw curves with a baseball. But they certainly can twist men around their fingers. Atchison Globe. During Rain A cut potato rubbed on the windshield of a car will prevent the glass becoming obscured during heavy rain. Meteor Shower, Is no meteor shower whose period of return Is once In 100 years. The Leonids are especially brilliant about every 33 years. The earth meets the thicker part of the swarm three times In about 100 years. There Nothing New Some of the mountains of China have never been penetrated by man, says a travel writer. American wives, returning from vacations, often find these In kitchen sinks. Detroit News. Porcelain Teeth Artificial porcelain teeth were made In France as early as 1774, but were not Introduced Into this country until 1817. when Dr. A. A. Plan-ta- u arrived In Philadelphia from Paris. Uncle Eben said Uncle great speech, Eben, Is kind o restful. When you hears it over de radio It lots you sit still without wantin to join In a chorus or dance. Washington Star. "A Poems Were Returned Educated, pure young Japanese poet seeks position as journalistic worker, window eenner, tutor, housekeeper or schoolboy. Japan Advertiser, Tokyo. Not a New Idea We note that electricity may be used to protect year around crops; however, It always has been customary to shock the corn. Ohio State Journal. Assistance A woman may be able to do her own housework, but she always has to get some other woman to help her keep a secret. Columbia (S. C.) State. Disastrous Flood The 1931 Yangtze river flood drowned 150,000 persons In China and did $2,000,000,000 worth of property damage. Three sparks pride, envy and avarice have been kindled in all hearts, Dante. Armor Resolve to keep happy, and your Joy and you shall form an Invincible host against difficulty. Helen Keller. Happinea, He Is the happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in bis home. Goethei It Seldom Occur, It's a rare thing to win an argu ment and the other fellows respect at the same time. Toledo Blades Pride, Envy and Avarice 1 It, the Little Thing, An electrical automatic counter can now register as little as 112, SOO of a second. |