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Show : -THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, The Fable of the Feeble Parental Squawk That Merely Made a Noise By GEORGE ABE. Once there was a Parent who so heated under the Neck Band that he laid back hi Ears and lifted his Bristle and voaed that he wnuldn t stand for any more itnutfh Domed He had been the Angora long enough Papa was fd up Old Retmbl was ready to put on his War Paint ind J eather and lift a few Scalps Of course, vou have guessed the the Younger Genriot It deal withwas known as the Once k eration that was bebut Generation, Rising fore It Rose to such an Eminence of of the High all It hit that Cusssdness Spots and could not be expected to more Ait.tude Record establish ary without completely blowing the Hid off All of us know that any Dad who hops into the Arena and epgage in a Hattie with a handHound about some and d g Deb Years old or a le licked before the Gong Bounds The a sing'e DeOld Folks have not won cision In the 'Western Hemisphere Every during 'the last Five Years. time a Verbal Champion rocs against the result a bewildered Has-Beea Foregone 'Conclusion Notwithstanding which, Mr Grirets, till nursing the Delusion that there was such a Thirg left in the World as Parental Authority got Wallle and Edna upon on the Carpet and proceeded to lav down the law BARKING WORDS. He tried to win his Argument by This is Faded making a" lot of Noise The more he vociferated Material the mors helpless he felt, In the Pres- - 10 United States Coromlealoner Clinton ' Spencer According to the officer, a complete still wai discovered near the camp where the men were arrested. Well$-Rogero- fc to Open on February IS much Debts paid before you earn that -You may Money, said Mr Olivets talk about Four Hundred Dollars a If it were Something to be picked off If you don t mind, 1 should a Bush like to have vu two Birds of Paradise remember that I do not Ret my Money at a Pump 1 am just an old Frazzle, brought up under the Prehistoric Conditions of the Era, but if I diduj get out and rustle a new Bank Actount every w eekv you would starve to Death before Spring. Hayng attended All of the Movies, read all of the Books, and en all of the Plavs,' you are now all making a Frantic Attempt to makelike the other Sheik and Shebas look Class The Bibb of the only p am' O Interested In your reason is that I am supCrirpimil Ambition nosed to finance all of jour delightful, into the Under-- , little hvptditions world times I wonder what the 'Finish will be Probablv your Moth-- j it." er and I wont live to FOOLING THE SLICKERS. "Oh, m.vnv Pishes and a couple of Tushes! exclaimed Edna Any poor Gillie who experts hi Daughter to braid her Hair down the Back and play the Cottar Organ In these hoopla Days, doesn l deserve to have One What would you rheumatic Relic do these Pavs If you didn't have the Young People to talk about? And did you ever stop to think that if we staved home Evening and played Authors, CTokinole. Jack Straws, and all the Saxophone inks Tddledv Player would be out of Work, and there would be a lot of Suffering? Idaho-Well- s, WIMTEl, by Qay TtlcJldmapa BONNI FOI MEETS. special to Tbe Trlboas GUNNISON, Jan 30 The Bonni Fed flub members met at the home (ft Mrs Liovd Anderson Thursday af--At or noon fron? Z to o'cbxk whort buines session was held, at which new officers were elected for the year. Mrs Ira Overfelt was elet president and Mrs 1j o D Bardslev secretary, with Mr. H. W. Cherry 50 During the needlecraft peInreading. "The Family Budteresting served " 6 hoAtess oclock the At get a buffet luncheon. reporter riod Mrs. Fred H. Jones gave an SEDIMENT, TRAPS AND AIrT CLEANERS. About ten or twelve years ago 1 made my first acquaintance with a real form of sediment trap aftr being hdthered for year with clogged fuel lines, and, strange to sac, this was a part of the regular equipment car selling on, a little below $4o. The device just a little was to referred a small brass casting holding a few ounces of gasoline was and interposed in the fuel line between the carburetor and gasoline tank and fashioned very much after deor the present-daHowever after signs except for eu making a few transcontinental tours with this cheap but good little automobile, t could not understand why the maker did not feature this little trick more in his adverttamg and selling talks because it meant a lot to me not to have to stop and clean the gas lhie, which wan a more common trouble then due to the fact that gasoline pump filling station which drain the gasoline were not so numerous and it was necessary. to er y handle gasoline more or less in dirty containers and barrels out west, which soon caused stoppage in. ths line and many timea during my earl transcontinental trips chd 1 atop and wno help out the lees experienced were etruggllng along the mountain grades due to partial stoppage ot the fuel system. However, I made up my mind that the sediment trap was a' valuable little trick and should be part of every car equipment and ever since I have always strongly recommended their eu-e- use. Flowrly but surely this little device is coming into Its own as a part of regular equipment on standarl cArt and while several cars have hen using them for some time. It is only within the past year or so that n or two manufacturers saw f.t to feature the devirs in their advertising The eedlment trap is a simple Ulti device and can- be supplied vn most cars without any alterations at ail. If your old car does not have one, stop at the first accessory store you come to and put one on. If you are SERIES NEW 31, 1926. considering the purchase of a new car, you may find this already a part of its equipment, but if not, remember one can be installed very east! and I would Insist upon this being 'sin Special te The Tribune. POCATELLO, Idaho. Jan 0 Train service will be established on the new Nevada, cutoff Rogerson, to anon February 15, according nouncement of J G. Hanson, local new The extension passenger agent. of the Oregon Short Line comprises a total new trackage of 94 84 miles. The approximate cost of the new extension .is $3,600,000, and It provides a direct route between southern Idaho territory and San Francisco and central California. SUND AY MORNING, JANUARY Wore miles Per Cer Cut-of- f n , done before taking delivery even it vou have to pay the extra cost, which Is very small, simply because if you put it off you won t think of it agaun, until you are In trouble, and trouble in a cold climate may mean the lines freeslng up, necessitating towing car Into a warm garage to have the lines thawed out before It oan be properly cleaned. . The most desirable kind of a sediment trap, of course, is one tiding a glass bowl which shows at a glance when it should be cleaned, although the cast tvp is equally as good if the driver makes it a point to dram it occasionally. of Until recently manufacturers passenger cars did not attach much importance to the value of air cleaners built for ths purpose of keeping dust from passing in with the gas to the cylinder wall, thus causing excessive wear on all engine parts, although I personally know that many automobile engineers would like to have adopted them long ago. However, 1 believe The selling feature forced ' attention toward ttaem and now that the average layman has formed an acquaintance with their merits, I amquite Apr they will always hold their owrr Air cleaners cannot be adapted so readily to all carburetors ns a sediment trap can, but any good mechanic could apply them at a fair cost and new car prospects living in sections where tne roads are not sur faced and very dusty should consider this feature very carefully when shopping for a new ear. Air cleaners and washers first made thehr appearance on tractor and I dont believe ment traps make 'good sales taiksv but aside from this they are truly important factors toward tbe eiim lnatlon of a lot of trouble and exe , penes to the owner. simply because the working in the Held move very slowly and cannot get out of their own dust, (Copyright. 1926. hr the Christy Walsh Syndicate.) a single tractor is without, one today, tractors thus the pleton rings and bearings wear out very quickly if an efficient' cleaner was not employed Dust end small particles of Kind that blow in the air are strong abrasive. You can prove this to y;ur ow'p satisfaction by using a handful of dust mixed w4th a little oil instead of emery or carborundum the next time you have the halves ground. With the traffic Jam, the matter of keeping dust out of the engine becomes more' serious. In the south and middle west states, on the west prairies and mountain sections, this problem is one tnat should receive serious consideration because of the scarcity of paved ruads and long, dry seasons resulting in heavy dust, and of equal importance in the east because, even though the roads are mostly paved, a lot of dust is kicked up by the heavy, traffic, which fact w are apt to lose track of because windshields are kept closed, but if you doubt tbe fact that there is a lot of in the air in New York City, Boston, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Buffalo or any other city In this district. Just open your windshield in traffic and se how quickly you will get your car full of " dirt. Remember air cleaners and sedi would Special GUNNISON. Jan.s0. Mr. and Ifr T O. N. O. CLUB MEETS. Special to Tbe Trlbnse.' R. ' J. Jan. $$. Mr GUNNISON, Howard was hoetees to the naember of the O. N. O. club and their bus bands as honored guests Friday eveA short business session was after which ths evening was solo and mah jongg At spent 11 oclock Mrs. Howard served dainty refreshments. ning. held, 4 Y & , tling RETURNS HOME, ftpedgl Is Tbe Tribes. MT. PLEASANT, Jan. Edith Aldrich, who has been attending ths B. Y. U. at Provo this year. Is at home for a weeks training at the Hamilton school In this city. fast-movi- H U P M O B I L E RETURN TO GUNNISON. te Tbe Triboee. Leonard Anderson, who have been, residing at Pangultch for the past several months, have returned to Gunnison. Mr. Anderson expect tea leave shortly for the coast Mix An derson will visit here, then go-tColorado to visit at the home of Mrs John A. .Sprott, a sister to Mrs. An dersoa. fast-movi- it El t G H T .t !; Ho IT EBg BJew Ssirfiep HimpmMIIe 8ttM FmBaeu? EsavaaleG the EiSgBaeFffSeedl FSeM The tremendous success of this in brilliant action, oily smoothHupmobile Eight has a deeper ness, and economy, every than straight significance you might eight it encountered. grasp at first thought. It means in the fewest possible The new series renders this com- performance and overturned There is nothing the costliest eights can do that is not matched and surpassed in Hupmobile parison even more emphatically favorable to Hupmobile. words that Hupmobile has invaded and conquered the highest possible fields of motor the precedents which nave always governed behavior. He started opt as Caesar and finished up as a mere Splutter. ' . "We are the busy little Life-Saveence of tbs tilted Nos and the scorn He started out as of this transitions! Period If It ful Eye-Broould have Caesar and finished up as a mere waaut for us, the Earth It A vou a on of Crust lot doddering Fplutter. He pulled a Tot of new Regulations Dummies who are sticking around on ths Offspring For Instancs: after your LUensea have expired No Mors lAte Hours, ought to be tickled, to Death to pay w are giving you No mors using ths Car without Perths Expenses mission. real Entertainment, but the. Trouble Is you are not keved up to ft No more Charge Accounts. It Is Severance of Diplomatic too bad thAt we find In our Cities so Relation with all of the Calcimtned Cutlet and many sma-tow- n Rubes who got In who frequent by mistake YV ed love to take you and desperate Hlp-Tote-rs Ma with u If you could keep up and Hoofing Emporiums. No more Attacks on the Ice Box at maintain the Pace and exhibit some 4 A. M. Class, but it s no use trying to show No more Inviting up to the House you any Touches of High Life, bethose Jovial Acquaintances who look cause neither one of you is gaited to as if they were wanted by the Po- be a Stepper " lice. The Situation Is clearing up someNo more I can beBreakfasts served st what," said Mr Grivets M. . to see that our Mother and I IP. j gin No mors setting fire to the Bed are wholly to blame Either that, or Clothes with Clgarets we should have fent both of you to In brief, the Program which Mr the Reform School abopt Ten Yearg x Grivets outlined with scathing Ihc-tio- n ago " You old YVtckea and Diladads contemplated a Return to Sanity, Sobriety, and Simple Living, with make me plumtv tired," aald Wallis. an Incidental Endorsement of ths YVhenever several ?f our tvplcal Parents get together these Das Coolidge Doctrines of Economy sit After be had just about talked him- in a Back Room licking ap they 8otoh self hoarse without getting any Re- guaranteed to be a Week or Ten Davs sults except a few pained Looks. Edna fUL and woryjlng for fear that the took a long Pull at her Cork Tip, and Toung People are $ot getting a good said; "TA ell, Pop, you are barking quality of Gin. Those who haven t well this Morning, very but you b alien Ar he still try to Dam's and haven't sptild anything except a Lot most of those not running for Office of Words To must have been seem to be malung a Joke f soma brought up hack of a Barn or Some Good Uw And vet, tht are alwava Place like that. 1 never eaw such a roaduig us Kids You are a lot of Doodle Heck The Jabherpow U keep movsound and Wha it like a saving Jabhernow somebody i tU lit know ing Something, but ihe W hole Thing Ini Mnipiv trying Is Just Gooseberry Marmalade As an to protect the Author He writes his Orator you are a total But Just Rtu'f at least a Month before it is a Wjbble, that sil I ud of course, any Juvenlls you to pr.nitd, wash up and get off the Lot Siarg that he put in would be out of diM, cold and discredited before the OBTAINS NEW COAT. ' Tuno of Publication &o ths only Safe Aod If this Pickle Juice you rP Plan i to coin a few Words which serving is meant for your wonderful Son, you can deliver mv rran Nothing and put them In and then the Mhker may think that he Share of It to some poor Family ha- dug up some New Ones which apoke up Walter ,rWht a Jlbgrottl v tb not heard " have you turned out to be' S'ft&dlrg there This unepeled Rplv put Father on top of a Rug. and tryit.g to tight on the Ropes tell me how to P, the time be resen a rns Lad pbked and make a Jump Bjv I veP'ra'hue rot Med- covered, tne two Vob i als and Speed Records that v u never hie Povkfv up the f'uk nd n nr d eta? v a even read knW ri i 7 he Duie ju: a Man Purple I'uildog that- - Uves up at our House lours A im c it dfft not what"" we have to txp'aln to our rcnl'v 'uAL Frte-w- T inierVre irv Arrange-n.ent- v Ton are just the on Trade the y Famll Tree Mmdrn, s he "ehavearyhtto ot Jet the CMl i cs it r ivt?n . why by vou, 1 ut we r n t arnsuj you are the mifot'urit of Flannel Pajan.ai sr.d too mu hjetun. pi r ght, 1326 l X Sou have the Pooblt ood. which means that there i no Circulation AoY tbe Adam For the first time inApple. t HKUTr nr ths World, the Grivets Famtlv is Jas adie - al't.l atut ' Three Captured by Officers on making ths First rage, gt,ift Edna. 'Wallis andi ars over. In spit of you and the We arg crash.irg into Handicap Bwell where You and Ms r couldn't Dumps break jn sith i Jirrmv e Th. -- vj, ,n are a couple hot I'M Zlzxers and RITTUT Ila.'-vou be rooting for us Jin . seed yf trein to diet k in be'or t a oimp In ,he rtftM-ah JMldrARt ihe Jiambtnos we mile n. ,, m Yb, .kAwhrn with don t 61 Iheir Lyes aide . he w.is si'l I ,u fft'iuf open un about 11 p m " h' c;i" hv N '' Rupert ntorr," rhlm.d tfi Rbwiff .j1?, P thl loud y.tp hou, BfrJr f M ind r. ufhe-r.dTnJ fcrwk.n-dowTill I. ,t Arra ,n.4 fjlgci. If )oa wmat nyh F'at. n yon C frmiUwnrT -eon uMn't two H.idin.'rs to tif pm. around In an oM r2', Mofl.l hUtifinn aut f'lMrk waived his prU WTiy don t ro nf rour Tm,. Hm nsrv was and hearrg committed and rl rhr YV jt high-price- d Liquor Charges It has precisely that complete that, field. cars have always blending of power impulses one been the goal of those who want-- , into another, which has made ed the utmost, because they pro- the straight eight stand alone vided a power flowand riaing. and apart from all other cars in ease attainable in noother type. velvety action. The eight principle conalways conceded tainsstraight Hupmobile within itself the very highby the entire industry to be a est possibilities in. motoring master in engine and chassis debut straight eights, like sixes or sign with a world-wid- e reputaindiffertion for soundness and satisfa- fours, can be brilliant, translatction evolved a year ago a ent or commonplace in these principles into qualities straight eight which was a reve- ing lation to those who had always of performance. before paid the high-pric- e Hupmobile has translated that penfor alty superior eights. principle into the most brilliant - ' In the hands of 15,000 owners possible performance. it has sought out and surpassed There is not an eight power Eight-in-lin- e lev . i nf or. of ua a t,rn 11' "SI LIn.a 6crp)r "Vou if ',n.tti,nr tr,r jto., a Ra.roon ('out. .utr.sid rf Fa-th- to ho Sarra-- U. "Tho Rarcoon n., nt U hout .1, of of -f-' a woary ahola of (hortpliort'.Son, with 1 d ws sn H.4, Inrursbte I ho' Ju.t oril.rod r,o mioYapof Afanrbur-aSnofi.O m it mil w.,,o all th othor lal-L.- t hbr.t Into a- -4 I am (.lima 11 f.,t Four ..r W i'ir,a I tKka Tatop. at, I hara an of th . oer.. y,r every essential of soft- get-awa- y, ness, silence, sustained power and speed, and economy of operation. The new seriesHupmobile Eight comes to you as tne closest approach to. perfection the eight chassis has attained designed, bodied, finished and trimmed with a richness appropriate to its mechanical excellence. It comes to you likewise with a reassurance of first cost and a modesty of daily outlay on gas and oil which constitutes it the engineering triumph of the year. Every enthusiastic anticipation these strong statements may arouse will be brilliantly borne out by any demonstration or comparison you wish tomake. . Sendee rarsrio' Ll ms THE NEW HUPMOBILE SIX SEDAN is a big, beautiful. Eve passenger, r brakes, at a remarkable price. ear, with balloon tires and -- four-doo- four-whe- el - i bujr Ordinary eights dwindle into insignificance in comparison-extraordi- nary eights can do no more if they can do as much, in tq)T7 k Jivii A ' -- L'Tf-l- surpass it. Ip-f- !.' r.,.1 n plant in existence more soundly engineered than this, nor a performance program which can to JJ , the sheep wrgrn where Clark accord ng to the ofU-'- r still we dbwvyvered ernj-etin the leva n with two T msrh and lom istgether r nr q gttb'n rf alleged moonwhine whiskv. nlreadv made The hr of'rer. Ilfder-rwroiv She-iof Wnltnn Mmid ks arrested C W. Brvson and Rov bchwara at nr nwir Bryson cm a canp, vfn heaet nf chajrga of vlmaGng the nehnraj act 7 hev wer puw ed In here and will be arraigned kvfre j Nwju- was THManiDfll (nrimiiPMin Its Service That Counts - arred a fvftv-ssLo- M(fDTfai)Ti 57 South State Street. Pho rkJ,V aatch 1450. amon-panle- ff nn Noy ca EHopEay at Oar? 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