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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNEVMM la my toxk rendition, I peruse, i could not slide straight to sgye my reputation thf he renig, xvni do not qustoms of thie Country Here summer scenery until you teach hot- - a ho greet us with the Ml Salute, whjrh consist of holding out the right hand, wiggling ths fingers slightly. War-Cr- hlle ottering the Nil. "Gimme mckle" Then onme the d onrush of to ehoaer us with blossoms. Oh, golly Mr Editor, was voir ever stroked in the ere with a trrpieka! cabbage roan then charged 1$ for it? That are the rule of the Island If anvthlng hiu you. you are slppoeed to pay for IL Before the Battle of the Flqurs was over I thanked mv Japs neee gods that the swathv inhabitants of Madiera do not know how to throw ptannaa The two 3 principle product of Madiera. Mr Editor are Wine Hal The Wine are raised bv, the Portugese and the Hal are raised by the American tomerista I had not been walking on Madiera, more than 15 minutes be f pro a sort of walnut per- y, Thi morning before the euo fol out of bed ail Around the 'World Cruiarre i to Include tn & Noi) mu up on Hke lover at a amalhah E?0 UghUy tropick Inland whmi had got our durin sleep At first rump this Hoo Island do not seem to have about him. hthlnr peculiar that he are 3 miles wide ana except 3 miles hirh On Its aharp top aide it trimmed with a Hotel, set 'there pretending it did notwhich comeinr - Which hide are that 1 abend on" require one fatty Towerlst from Oma ha ha. The Port mde," report one famus monev manufacturer ffom If jou do not be- Clnnot-naurht- y, gladdy brite-face- srhooft-ohUdr- tHgoose kou will call places When they go ine a lyre when I tell you this truth. They travel In sleds, by gollv Axually If ou do not beleeve me ask Nogi- who was there U see All on those streets are the kohble-stoncovered with Fortugnose grease so thick that persons can slav-nd- e by I am hilt hing bulls to their vou that a Guide telling something ou 5 for and get it would charge wrotfg And now I shall tell you some ad- slaa ventures On the top edge of Madiera there are a restrant sailed La Ksplanada. This place are' the Hrat Chance Saloon for Americans going east First thing off the boat all Amertoa-ngo up to I Lsplanada in flox just to see how a place looks where the have to serve wine in dorrt waiters restaurant there we find a Hortugooee Pirate with a Bob sled which he got pointed down a road composed of slippery bobble-stone- LADIES FROM MICHIGAN. Dolce far niente he say so, which are the lokal langUsdge for Fay A ou Enter do o Therefor And what vou. atppoee happen then sudea. Iown we start with Slip a s.wt of fan -- tan movement, reaem- - t!rp doT'rA,run. that were the shape of a rattlesnake At enjovintr rheumatism of the tail Pirate every corner Hon Portugos kfik Hon hied to make him go faster Which were unnecessary do tou Toao, rollup Nop, 1w sav Slow Vp Please in the name dia- leckt Hivo pusher He were a verv ft swifter he got. man Around curve bends and knots we shoot while fruits flowers ferns paJums. cactus architecture wine advertisements darkeve1 lad'es, hotel and other natural curWwities roeh bv us fn a remarkabilious scramble of mixed beauty curve we Around one collapsed against another sled in bow-legg- 1 icr from Michigan v$hich two (2 We hit wgs also having a downfall them with such a tene axploslon that a quart f one of thoe Ladies jewelrv which fall click duk all over hard stone I holla Axcuee It, Mrs. Madam, when passing, you have list your pearl Those is not pearls," she gu ggl? They abe teeth downh we wihed, et downlv faster than Henry Ford goidg to a At another curve we stroked a fire tree full of pink blossoms and knock down 2!$ worth of camiliiaa our Portugooee Pirate do not care Hio knew thwt his son Rrxemo, would pick them up and sell them to the next Towerista that come slipping How-ever- lv bv COLUMBUS S HOUSE. At lastly we arrive down to the curio stores of Funchal where the American was buying Cain chaira St pretending they would need them sometime ma.vbe when fhev got I give mv Portugoov home Pirate 4 for hi axercl pfMiugeeee dollar Prettv granl of rre Portugoose dol-lAre now worth 4r I ehxll now teM vou what I learned about Madeira, so your readers will educated Littfe or !ee are known about the history of Madeira This ere not because that query Mand ha got a alhistorv but because traveller ways gt o lonfused from drinking the native Flame Water that tbev forget to remember anv thing about it Bv the time thev get back to the boat thev has lost their Guide boNk and want to go to ptcep But thi mm h I remembe- - diirlnct-uai- v Madiera were dlshcoverad bv a irtm'rnl name of Zargo FVvrtugioe He get there quite a few months before Cobimbu Hthcoered America 1 ar n glad that Columbus did not nt Dowaly, dowuly, w scoot along liexe U, smell ail the bottles from Hiurc in Madiera. sa a wealthy stock v breaker from N , wine UuU taste $ iiKe Mabie sirup, jet got a kick like I a flc k of shotguns can be purchased 4 lor If a qrt At those excitable words Mr Editor 22 passenger (both sex) jump Bv overbored & try to walk ashore Nogi around kne'k I save him treeing from that fatal hop not because .want to keep him much but because 1 f do hot wish to have him get there 1 first WALNUT PERSON At iaatHytho Lte Boats was lunched into the era, flvlng the Portueoope - flag o show that- we was friendtv Americans (including Japanese) wishthe ing to change our money Into ouaint but worthless coinage of that S 1 - son who a he was a Guide come up Mhen he say he would Cook me to a men I knew he vvas-- a Guide, and permit him to do so At the a philanthropic gentleman Winery whg look like Jno D Rockefeller after he is baked tell me I could walk each one amongI the bottles A taste until kfew which one I prefer t a ct e 19 varieties Mr fdltor, at the end of that time t tell him I were too confused to rememl er the hard names of those liquor THREE ATLANTICS VISIBLE There are something about Madiera that make me dirrv Perhaoslv u ee reHclp betiavnr rrf the hilts 'which tip UP SO steeps that one edr seem to he Tacked to the ea beach A the Mher to the trd ftonr rf heaven That whcJe oace are trimmed with frut flours rubber plants onrtu K T Fnat are a harpy Rdinaaj spot ho tall up in P e air that folk own fev Hoo t)snti(k O'ean inn hides on all hand After V gi aw two (2i AtUntick lunching Oceana an i 1 saw three 3 But bw t get down aga n from there hen Vou arc up ho taJl in mountln' M hi e standing befront of I a lpTanada observing all those jaggv hills covered with pink blooms lUiP a er axpemove funeril I switch mv f'es to Gous n Noci and ask to krow I sav ?n Sog that arc the ever dir! fcharj.es.1 lujivng observe ft arc co'crel w th teacups s nov antes in time to lute lefoie 11 nT t Cher natural an w hali ( ascend down ca ch Hie gotship Reo he sal awa foj Glhral- - narrate Nogi Mvere rfumbu f rst Sometime 1 think too dDhcovwred tt.nv Uowcverlv there are a ho se place on W e Hon Golum's vat ether brrn ru- - died I fonret because . ( f iveacJa he he mw-- o v Perhapslv rentei rr famished to hac k gerxj placp to gv to wh.cn rent got too lueh Jb America The Industries of Madiera are as following 1 Making wine a I vintage of 2 licking Pour to sell ts Towrr-is- t Putling them back mi the bush5 so thev will look pratty when the next boat (omes in i TA ting Ui Tdren bow to run I mi e after an ottomob ic vdhing ilium e n5 kcf 5 AAeavinq willow chairs and feline American Indies that this will be the verv thing thev will need wtym the new un for b are built , 4 Running a fundlcular rairoad up tie mourn am side and stopping it evorv time the gentleman who aote 1, resident genl menager and brake m.n gr ts too tired to oarfv any more coal in a lothes basklt This are about all I know a! out M idiors except that apoleon wanted to get off there on his wav to Sr He profer that Inland Helena ThH re the onJv time f ever agreed with SapoJoon about anything hai be Gibraltar (ur next whrwe 1 Itrpv to co mi muebh that I am enjoving great pains Hoping vou are t ve sarre ours tru v ILifch'muia Togo Y MO KM Ml, Al'Kll, 2 (,.1924. NEARING RESTORED OFTEN IN 24 HOURS The new customer fim m Skaggs sidered her store. Dependable goods at prices she knows are the lowest possible and a quick, accurate and pleasing service. Our new store at 44 West Second South, next to the Orpheum, is conveniently located for those who live on the west side of Main Street. ivoown Use ot o.-- l f, i omni-tas EatU Snake Oil. ne-- d nti Head Nome Deafness not b drraded n, longer since tho discoverr of a widely known phyai- eian. Vow it is possible for wnnf (of tho most obstinate oases of deaf ness to he relieved m a dav's time fcy the applieation of a prescription formlv known as Rattle Snake Oil. fr j ld 'ur:urirh Nebraska resident, ft ms. two have used tbft treatment for.oniv weeks mid tnv restored perfeetlv The re hearing is )lef w4, timost mstanlaneous and B0W th, heail nOMjes hl), dlM,. geared Mv catarrh, a caac of inanv ear stftmiing, is improving woo derfully FVed MdntTrp, a Kansa rrsiJcnt, I hae uod K for two savi: weeks linil isn hear a watth tirk ht has also- - nearh remoeil all c' drnocs of mv ratarrh Head Noi&ee Stepped. j ffenrv Vertein, a Wikconin resi I hae used K 17 for dent, aava oalv ten davs and tnv head nmcs have stopped entirolv and mv hear m)t has shown a wonderful improse ment. Hears Clock Tick. lank Quinn, Kof 17Mississippi, saj: I had not hoard Before used the eloek tiek in a tone tune. And after I had taken the treatment two davsTeeutd tic in bed and hear the clock tiek plainlv of Georgia, nays. I). E. Bryant I began usini: K 17 on Mondav and same week I the of on Saturday was hearing and hae been beano? Thank you oue, twuo, ever since thrice. Head Holres Stopped in 5 Days. Mrs. I) 0 W liking, of Mississippi, K 17 has help'd me won says In derfullv days it has stopped i that awful noise m mv ears think it is a graud medicine Mr C. Roberts, of Klnnda, savs I was entin.lv deaf in mv left ear for two vears and then in both When I pot our treatment I could bear in I won tv four hour Bueh amarine reports eome from all oier this country and foreign eouutnes The presenption, wtmh is k,own as R 17, is easitv used at home and seems to work like magic in its rapiditv on people of all ages. So confident are wo that K 1' will restore your hearing quieklv, and to introduce this remarkable treatment to a million more euffer era, we will send a large 2 00 treat ment for onlv $100 on ten dave free trial. If the results are not sat isfaetorv the treatment costs noth ing tsend no monev just vour name and address to the Greene I.abora tones 94 Greene Bdlg Kansas riiiv, Kan and the treatment will be mailed at once Ise it according to dimtioits If at the end ,lnip, of to (tars rmjr hranTip-- is not re lieved. sour ftead noises gone entire Iv nut sen! it ha,k and vour monos will be refunded Vithotit auestion This offer is fullv guaranteed, so writ" todav- and gne this wonderful 67 vears oli, 1 HO NBA Y Until Noon 1 1 SOME OTHER SAVING PRICES Fancy Rod 2 Salmon Largo Tall Cans 55c Hams S.S.T..'.. .'22c Med.curedft PwtS Bens JTsjja?' 25c U 3 0 n hy piece, per lb.2Qfi or whole, per lb -- . . (Eastern C . Jeilo'Lr. Cheese fie iams Lard trial 7?Uh!V tf See them at the better stores the woven Kamak ' Look for name and the black and gold ilk guarantee label on the back of the rug. Write today for informative booklet written by an authority on interior decorating. Show photograph in color of attractive home interiors and full color reproduction of Kamak Reg. requires and bed room be as fine as those in the living room end halL With beauty inspired by antique Orientals and durability built in by skilled weaving, Kamak Rugs are as constant in serviceability as they are variable in their uses. Kamak Rugs are a lifetime investment Because they may be had in such a number of different patterns and colorings, Kamak Rugs are especially suitable for use in a variety of settings. MOHAWK CARPET MILLS, Inc Manufacturer of Rostlyn, Glendale and highest quality Chenille carpet and ruga. ' W. - & , Fifth Avenue, at J. SLOANE - ' Sailing Agmta Forty-Sevent- h Street, New York 5 lbs. SIRLOIN , cmmniLrt r and H mot with tb (Best Cuts)', r... , rr, n r; . . ... , Seeded d or Seedles. 2 pkgs. Peaches 45c Apricots q 2jjQ Quart Cans, in .... 45c Syrup, 2 for Old Master ub!Ideal Coffee $1.25 Pure Fresh Sun-Mai- cfln - i PORK SHOULDER ROAST (Best Cuts), per lb 16c PORK lie SMALL LOIN CHOPS, per lb?. . v. .: FRESH GROUND HAMBURGER AND SAUSAGE, 2 lb.. 25c per . 47c t 25c Streaked 30c choice lb.. . PORK, 24c . salt 17c We have a complete supply of Puri-iHama and Bacons Fancy n the (lean-- , up rampxign whhh will pla p on Mav 2 and 3 J R Jarw chair man f the fropovd public park committee for Magna gav an interest mg talk and outline of the work to tk i $ 238 317 State State 334 So. Main 4 Golden Days ofsunlight for babies who have Lloyds T Wholesome, happy outdoor hours how much health they to your baby! And how you yourself will look for ward to them tf you have a handsome Lloyd Loom Carriage in which to exhibit the baby to an adminng world! The beautyof hne. flawtess weavtng. ftch finish and harmooong- upholstery of this carnage are a fitting setting for the pro cious bit of humanity who rides in it. Spiral weaving, on the patented Ctoyd Loom, gives this carriage its distinctive appearance, which no other carnage can have. By a remarkable weaving method, a single, continuous strand of finest wicker is fashioned into a graceful bowl shape, without seams, comers or pieced short ends of wicker. This exclusive weaving method, thirty times as fast as hand permits every refineweaving, also cuts costs amazingly ment of finish without adding to the price. Ask your dealer to show you Lloyd Loom Carriages., Look for the Lloyd name plate on the seat. Lloyd Loom Furniture and Doll Carriages are also made by the same spiral weaving process. mean u lt Breaks a Cold In 24 Hours Murray 8ugarbause E. 2nd So bo. Main 55 Fatr furnishings HARMONY inof home the dining room , Healthful Sweet & YOUNG LAMB SHOULDER CHOPS, per lb -- ffltans 12-o- z oz. Pail, 8-l- b. BEEF POT ROAST Tf r lb. r. (Ads.) ( oolej hralth inbpcvtftr j Tub and helped to outline jars; 1 29- - 39c Fresh 49c Prunes Bure Fruit t 2 BEEF CHOICE STEAK, per lb, - a Sp.i5;lb:23c IN OUR MARKETS 4 d ...,55c p Ga.FruiiIWh" Cherries 49c Raisins , com-oun- 10c Butter Substi lute, 2 lbs. . . $ aristocrat Jlfe American SUGAR In Cloth Bag... (JqDb 10 lbs. i -- I rut ing these Unusual Savings. (Limit) tp -- Our early Monday bargains are certainly making a hit with most of our patrons. Are you enjoy- i b acvmpllhed thi rar and the moporal top af the fMfcwtewurgd ip a Fucers The making thia enterprise t HV club tr trd to piant t w it nark to be dedicated to the Magna Woman dub irmipeiiUirt game were then pU'ed with Mr. Arno) t era Jon at ting Clinger and Mrs as oaitain ITie winning team wae presented with a book The f oa t nf fotiY written bv ( Toningbv law o and this wa then donated to the h brarv Refreahment were served ?' li tho committee ompria ng ban and leda AMn Mr D F Holes M W Bentz. and Mr Th Magna Womans dub wtll cn tertaln at a public card parts ard social next Wedneda evenine in the btiUUng op the corner of Main and MAGNA Refreshment! Fi'st Meat fitreet willRSe ervd invited Fvervone wriil d ro put be The ijs. ppooee MAGNA April IS - Mr and Mrs R ibrrt Bradford annnunre th- - en chae pew book fer the Tibrar' Mra Harrv Milnes ertteriaircd At a of their daughter Thcora BragrTnrnt o dock luncheon and card Thurx to V Ian Shields The wedding will da' afternoon in honor of her birth tak pi p in M Mra J N.etit Vr W H Walker anrnt Hfilv wprk dav enniversiarv V M were out of illiam and M4 and Kestr Sundav In Sail ib town lilies and baeter f hxter gueatw vn And dtuplittr Mr favor decorated the table Luft hr and Mr High Rowland Walker Mr Iihn Hnncork rnDrtmnrd Ihr core af card wax won bv Mr J R B the pecal pWze bv Mr uzonda t lube Wdnrsdav afternoon at RU hardon the hiue prire h her horn on Find Mrat Mr W S Mr and the ioniolA- g F W PriLphaL Mr. Paul fpmrrov ehit bv Mr Ned Mhite Mr Ian Harding and Mr Lunrliron aifr tlonMr priro and Mr rfohn Ridge trmf kon orir vrrr. sptaj Harrv of Provo were last week end. wm rvrd at A erv on long tablr laJ bowl ftllrd with irl formed thr guest of Mr and Mra It Ridge of the Magna The Gleaner Girl High ooro at oard wa ward orhtrpirr$ will entertain at' vaudevile bv Mr 'u FaulRon th mno-tatlo- n show next 7 at Tuexd A p m at bv Mr F Hu'faknr pri th Magna ward house Three on' and th gurat priao by Mr (rogrnvn e Xfuatral will be act ptavs given Mr. Gne Pcrklna a ill &ntjuatn lections also will be given thr club at It nrxt mooting Mr Wil and Mrs Arthur Lushest Mrs. J E Dntt of Grdar C ttv R TTolf m a .last of Mr and Mr and C B Hannan Wednedv of last week and spent relative and Mr and Mr Krt visiting Kannar had aa four dava thair aak Robart B Kn-na- r friend Mrs Albef enteriatoed Fitrgeratd Taka Salt the Five Hundred dub Thur4lv Tha Mairna Woman a rluh hald It rarular huainas and aoolaT maatlng afternoon at her' home on Second L&Ft Mra James Brinkman- wa a Wadnaday arrn ng at tha cl u broom a street Truncheon w served Mra B R Movas bacama a membar special guext at one long table lilies a,nd Mrs Gaorga Drake of Tooala, Mr Harold Rirhardon and Mr T J Faster favrrs of purple and gold Moaar war apaoial guast Tr C adorned the table High acore was F. Waatphal, praMdant of tha Magna won bv Mra H K Thomas and the rommarclal William H Stan- - special pHae fo Mrs T F Purke club Mr. A If Hudson will entertain the club next Thursday at Mra M K Drown entertained three tables of card Wednedav evehome at her Refreshment and ning mtitc also wera enjovd The Magna WOW Jodr entertained at a dance and aocial after evethe regular meeting Thur-fUning at Goonwr h!! A lare class Initiated, the Deseret dHH team few harmless little tableta was Take 4h6 of ftalt lake putting on of todav and be free from all diseom the Camp work fort tomorrow. Treats Tome Cold Mr and Mr S A Fowmdxkl enterTablets sre the greatest remedy yon tained their bridge eluh t a 7 n cWk ever saw for colds. La Gnppe, in dinner and three table of bridge the home on f enfluenrs no qainme, not laxative, Tueadaj evening at was ter street Bunper aeraed at one no nyunous drugs or ill t A vase of rut table rrvstal long The formula was ongmatecjl bv s flower formed the centerpiece The famous European and Rev Father W Jr Giroux specialist, was a spebrought to this country bv a eele cial guest Hirh honors were won bv A K Mra J brated American and Sutherland who physician, used it in his private practice with Weatphal consolation prise hr Mr A B M S Garff Sowadzkl and and wonderful success. the house prize by the Rev Father These remarkable tablets not only Giroux cold a conquer overnight, but when Mr and Mra Leonard Ktlnacker of taken as a tonic so fortify the sts-te- Payson visited Magna relatives last that it it practically impossible week for yon to catch coldT Always have MOONSHINER IS FINEt a package handy. The best time te The Trihone , to kill a cold is when it is starting gpeeiir 24 FARMINGTON Deputy S.ic at Schramm-Johnson- , Drugs, and Sheriffs Van Fleet April Burnett put other drug store. Your money back another moonahlnee and out of business if not satisfied. this week The Mill was on the farm If you have never need Trent a of IxOrin Bone, north of armington. Tome Cold Tableta. send this notice and tan owned and operated bv a with le to Trent Laboratories, 112.1 Greek named Ten? Lopresto SevenBouth Hope rit. Lot Angeles, Calif., teen gallon of whiskv and a quantity taken with the still. On and they will send you a big trial of mah were before Justice of the parkage to prove to you just how arraignment Wood of Farmington, James D, feace quickly these tablets banish- a pleaded guilty and was fined $292 which was- paid (Advertisement.) Wt . v . Thb Lloyd Manufacturing Company (HKYWooD-WAJcaniiu- coj . a MICHIGAN MENOMINEE after-effec- lr - oom Products Baby Carriages OFumiture Lloyd VUnuftcturmf Co. Dept. F Mfenootoc. Mich CoJ v (Heywood Gentlemen: Pletttwrl me name of the nwwir Uovd dealer end Wh the Doctor void fount Mr. Bond about Baby Garrtaae Check booklet wasted) Uovd furaiotfa bootiat ITbe I WfcUl () Book 3 1(b) NtlPO ,i w, gtreet jCky r. Sreee W. 2nd Bo. |