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Show SALT LAKETRIBUNE J 3v, f liable., of thcPpJitical ,.c hpre-Bo- y the Procession Who Lagged Behind AD SCSQ As. away back vert a verv attractive Vnlverse into ro. there a dreary Wait a It la not strange that the Bar Files suck a Contempt fo r the Jimmy. He operated He erae the evinced whole Program of Begenera-tioproposed lantaet Municipalities. ueeful L'p. at Headquarters and even of all that Was Triple Kxtract e in the System. H had received a careful Training. and later PI ret ae a aa Bnoee Clerk, heu had mastered ail as practiced the Secrets of aiood the Water Front. He had (he Bull Meek and the eold and ."dose" Kye. end he eald and eras a ripe Keg. Ton know it. He commanded Jt report itt hla little Kinddum because anyone who disputed hia Aathor.ty stood a chance of loeinc an Ear. Also he was Ates and Efirht np at Hall Jera.ue he could deliver- WeabV ifie' owiMTfaa. sta hy$t '4k al ia" (he! Rack. rwbld tvli you4 io.g br. advance what (ha majority In bis just about precinct was going to be. And thats out even if a few turned hew it Bodies had to be dropped into the In One Park th yordor, nearlyPrecinctjrr named veu osrtaia C'eptam of our in one Xht Stuffing and Keg Parties of the net of Heoord that any Store Prophet in front of the General vsed-eh- e far. .AM, tum.oorAhe '-e or Hair Bobbed Airplane, the Radio, War World Two Pays before the all the Master Mind were will provbe out ing, by A ifcebra-- , that It would Nation of the Question for Vie larger Clinch. Into to get a of the TwenThe first tieth Century will always be marked which up In History aa the Era during everything that transpired was manifestly Impossible. Anyone who would have predicted, Bo It W M-- tQ W tC wti II UJL &?& miiMwsl A f The best-lai-d summer plans are-- " those which .are made well in advance and nothing overlooked. After the selection of your vacation site, your next consideration will rally be how to get there. You. can rely on a Ford to get you there and bring you back. The cost of operation is lower than for any other car; the first cost is ' . less and the Forijl is dependable. Jiu-Jits- nazauv wva&c'Me i tfift ivtiivfii&i H m I Plan Your Summer Now 1 Dock-Wallop- er - MORNI d" w'"Kf 9 Man-Hol- POLICE WEAR BLINDERS. He had a. Unt of all tha Barrel - House and he knew how many Bo out at each Dump and what it hang would root to move them around frofn one Polling Place to another. He specialised In fake Primaries If the Hough Stuff could not be pulled ' off Inside, when the Count Was being made, then the Party Workers on the outside received Order to beat up any Representative of the Better toElement make who came around trying It is good judgment to got your Ford at oncer to insure prompt delivery, to got it properly wanned up, not to mention, of course, the pleasure you will be getting meanwhile, They All Praise Buick . Ask any garageman, any mechanic, in fact, any person who knows motor cars, what he thinks about Buick. Invariably he will tell you that Buick is a thoroughly good, high grade and dependable automobile and that a person makes a genuinely satisfactory investment when he buys one. Then ask the Buick owners you know what they Think about Buick. Do these things and you will quickly understand why Buick has sold over one Ford for Every Family Make It a Reality Thi Spring. A Trouble hr depositing a BalloL wear The Police were supposed Blinder on every Election Day and In case one of the Workers was arrested for A sault and Batterv a driven Witness were ready to testify that th little Man with the Nos Ohuuten Whisker and th Sunday School celled the Defendant any number of Vlls Nsmrs and truck him In the Face without th slightest Provocation. Jlmmv and hla valued Associate had the greatest contempt for that weird Specimen known as the A they stood around hn the Aw Dust ana blew the Froth off th Scuttles, they lauuhed hoarsely over certain Piece that were appearing In t Paper. It seemed that the I.lly White end Froeen Face were meeting around in Churches and Holla ready to anuff ont the Red retting close StaTight, bestow up theBallot met H the tions, upon a lot of Women who didnt know, nothing about Politic, ad lust the Election In W&shinirtvn th most aMut Machinery o that It would be Im- helmrs allowed that the Human Rat possible for th Smooth Lad to nut would hardly content to laying off of tvaraion& a Itetiot anything over. and. In general, cop- - ftttefr hajrmktM f - JMOTCIV er . Life-Savi- tu -- CQZZZTJmr - hertftTdhtgfoiddjoutcarggold -- 133-5- fedri?Llli&e. 1 luW IfiTi VBf4 iCMi million motor cars and why you, too at the Door. known ae the Wheel Works, And put ing Booth and saw that it eras In 1910, that all tha Brawartat would under Treatment with Ribbons he nearly had a draped soon b manufacturing Peanut Brittle and the Gpng could ae just Jimmy and Orange Pop he would hav6 been a far into the Future ae could many "This is tha glad Day we promised hF- - to a Bean Garage, otherwise a Profound Student of Affair owning w, said ura Chlvington Cadbury, a Library containing anywhere from displaying her dainty Badge, which IMS) to Vuluoies. showed that she was a Judge. Ton They knew that over In th far end will be e z peeled to wear Gray Glovea of the Ward, among the EUk Stock- with a CarCoat a and Morning should own a Buick.. la im ing. there was a fussy Lady Who nation in your lapel. Aa put th Voters busted Into the Newspapers almost arrive, you will softly inquire every day. Her name was Laura Names and lead them along the their ReChlvington Cadbury. Line and make surw that each Ehe bad prominent Educators and ceiving la Magazine Writer up to her House to read Papers on Civic Improvement, Uplift, Equalization of the Eezes, Restriction of Immigration, Eugenics, Public Ptaty Grounds and many other Tuple vhicR carried no Meaning to the Hooligans who- were running the Wart. They had no objection whatever to these XUacumiona up at the home of Laura Chlvington Cadbury because the Women Folks who were present could not V ote and the Men wore Overshoes and were otherwise disqualified to taks part in the OovernmenL So the Machine continued to tell everybody where to get off and head in and what to do nexL Jimmy bad rendered such algnal Service to the .Cause that he was given a Contract by the City. The Organization remained In power because it made a Rule never to muzzle the Ox that treads out the Grain. It may be remarked that Jimmy wore SIT-Ti- re T mileage and have rough usage proved these Cords which we are carnew rying, to be without aft equal. ONG-DISTANG- C-T-- E -- 'And in order that every motorist in this locality can prove it for himself, for sixty days we are 6ffering this decidedly conclusive guaranty. j J n fect ot our favorite Pastimes, the Populace suddenly discovered that it was wrong to Gamble or get Dickered or go riding around at Night in a seagoing Taxi. The Human Race found Itself burled beneath an Avalanche of new law, each of them prohibiting something. Barkeeps began mixing Fruit Rvrupe and bought Truck farm. Over the Political landscape hung a dark and threatening Cloud known a the Woman Vote. It was viewed with Alarm by all the Rosses. In the Hour of greatest Danger the Central Committee called on Jlmmv to emerge from hi Retirement and go back to hi old Prectnct and save the Day by stage managing another He wae made on" phoney Primary of the Judges, and he figured that if he ever got Inside the Polling Place he could handle the Situation. So, on the Morning of Primary Day. he went to the dingy Office of a Fuel Supply Company to superintend the Put a new GT-- Cord and any other new tire of same, size you Anglo-Saxo- C choose o opposile wheels. If, or when, the GT-- fail to the other tire, well give yon out-we- ar Book-Make- rs a new tire FREE. Cords are hand-bui- lt of the very finest materials and have stronger sidewalls and tires tougher tread. They are the best non-ski- d and can be driven at reasonably low inflation to make riding easier and conserve the car. GT-- C -- 1 Voting. JIMMY TAKES ORDERS. "What 1 the big idea" asked Come in and let us show yon these remarkable tires with this remarkable guaranty. They DONT COST MORE. looking vainly about for Jimmy, Now Curley, Mike the Pike, and the Dip. who alwais bed been Smltty his Associates in the sacred Task of registering the Will of the People. Instead of the old familiar strong-arPhalanx, he saw a bevy of plump Janea, who were banging Chintz Curtains, arranging a neat design of Sweet Peaa around the Ballot Boz and getting ready to fire up a Same-- , var When he glanced into th Poll Bottle-- Z. C. M. I. Salt Lake City, Utah. DISTRIBUTORS. Many Predatory Ammtdt Are Killed in Cent State RANDALL-DOD- AUTO CO., Ltd. D BUICK DISTRIBUTORS. 47-5- 1 Phone Wasatch 4560. South Second East St. When batter Butomcrbiles are built, Buick will build them - to TM Tithes. MALAD, Idaho, April 12. Some Idea of the extent of the work done in exterminating predatory animals in Idaho to gained by a study of tha records of the commissioner of agriculture for no Muzzle. 1723. , HOUR OF DANGER. These record toiow that bounties While he was cleaning up and hid1923 tor lLlli coyotes, were ing It In the Cellar and getting ready 1346 claimed in wildcats. 336 lynx, St cougars and to spend ail the rest of hla Winter 43 Wolves. The total bounties paid in Florida, the whole World went nutty and Legislators got the Colljr-- I aggregated 4f,So2.60. This does not include th work of wabbles and one Disaster followed extermination earned on bv th fedclosely upon another. eral government, which baa many After many Centuries of IndifferEfence to the alleged demoralizing regularly employed hunters in the C C given either a Macaroon or Olive." That evening when, they sorted the Votes, and decided to throw out aii that were soiled or folded improperly, Jimmy wae over lit a Corner making out a list of Guests for th waiting Reporters. Moral Equal Suffrage will continue to have a confusing Effect upon one of th principal Hexes. (Copyright, 1724, by Ben Syndicate, Inc.) . Special sparsely settled districts in the mountain and timber regions who devote their entire time to kHHng eurii animals. but no report of the number killed in this way to obtainable at this time. Despite the constant war on these predatory animals, 4t to claimed they have shown a steady tacreea in number during recent years. Neighbors of Woodcraft Card Party Wednesday Sail Lake circle No. 667, Neighbor of Woodcraft, will entertain at a card party at their clubrooms in the Brooks Arcade at o'clock Wednesday afterHand-painte- d china will be noon. given a. prize. The circle wlU hold a short business o'olock Thursday evening meeting at 7 O. F. halt Th meeting in th L O. will bo followed by a cart party, which will be given under direction of Anna Borwdel, Ada Emerson, Kilkenny and June Wri!son. Mar-ced- is YOUNG GIRL IS BURIED. te Th Tribes. aer-vF- e BEAVER, April 12. Funeral were held Thursday ax theWood-houahigh e, school auditorium for Ida E. daaghter- - of George W. and The services Katherine Woodhouae. were conducted by Bishop T. L GrifSpecial fith of th East wart. Music was furnished by a girls chorus mad up of Many beautiful high school students.were in evidence. offerings of flowers DonT over3o the Choke choke is an temptation at this time YOUR dash year. There is a bite in the early morning air motor is cold you are anxious to get her spinning and ready for a quick Gp-r--r goes the starter out comes the choke motor takes hold but acts rather stiff, to out stays the choke to help warm her up and what happens ? Raw gasoline goes into the combustion chambers too rich a charge far the spark to handle. The surplus, unburned gasoline works down the cylinder walls, washing offethe oil that protects these surfaces, and on into the crankcase to dilute the oil supply. The lubricating quality of your oil is weakened friction gets in its . work and alqng come those extra repair bills Be a bit stingy with the choice this winter. Its use is necessary when the tnotor is cold but be sure to return it to normal position as promptly as possible as soon as the engine begins to warm up. .pullout of the garage. What happens after a quick start ? Does your motor act lazy in the long run, after an initial display of pep and fireworks ? Does it fail to deliver all the power and mileage you expect from each gallon of gasoline? . high-teVery often these shortcomings can be traced to or gasoline fuel that Usually starts something it cant finish, simply because in giving it a highly volatile initial kick something has been sacrificed in its range and pro- -. portion of intermediate and higher boiling point fractions. And this nice proportion or balance is the source of full power and long mileage. Without it your gasoline cant do a complete, dependable, - - ' , economical job. CONOCO is balanced gasoline uniform, trustworthy fuel at lowest cost per mile. Wherever you see: this circular sign. , AND BMBM, TUBES Mi The Following Are Authorized Dealer Who Will Be Glad to C-T- - Serve You Atkin Brother, Too.l, Utah Alhlen Merc. Co., Albl.fi, Idaho American Fall Vule. Co., . American Falla,' Idaho Ballif A Stewart, No. Ogden, Utah D. J. Black. Dsssrst, Utah Bennar Maru. Ce., Midway, Utah Billing Lbr. A Coal C.. 2210 So. 7th East, Salt Lak Bingham Oarage, Bingham, Utah Albert Bunker, V Benkr Garege, Delta, Utah Sena, Hyrum Bennion Tayloraville, Wmi. Bowers, F.eee, Utah Culttmare Mere. Co., yo,-U- tn " t If T C Pl.ao.nt Grove, Carbon Grocary, Bunnyalde, Carter Bro., Mlnersvllto, Utah Clarkuton i t Clarkuton, Utah Gee. F. Cooper, West Jordan, Utah Cromar Mere. Co., Henefer, Utah ., Centervllla Csntsrvllto, Utah Davie Marc. Ce.. Lerenxo, Idaho Dooerat Mr rc. , t Orantavlll. Utah Farmers Union, Lsyten, Utah Alfred Ford, WoHshurg, Utah Gran It Lbr. A Hdw. Co., Sugar Station, Utah c., There -C Probably a Grace Garage, Rexhurg, Idaho Martin Gundaraon, Mammoth, Utah J. M, Harmon A Bona, Colton, Utah Htlpor Garage, Helper, Utah . J, B. Hoyt, Kama, Utah Hooper Caen Union. Hooper, Utah. Jeneen A Kuhre, Sandy, Utah Arthur Jam, Blackcock, Utah H. C.' Johnson Merc. Co., Bancroft, Idaho Know Motor Co., Payaen, Utah Llndsay-Welke- r Co., Koover, Idah La Baron Jt Son. Santaqum, Utah Lark Storo, Lark, Utah Lincoln County Coal dl Trana. Co., Ploeh, Nov. Majoetlc Auto Co., Abordoen, Idaho Myton Motor Inn. Myton, Utah Midway Sorvico Station, Granger, Utah 8.. J. Mickelaon, Draper, Utah Gee. C. Murdock, Beaver, Utah North Mere. Co., Charleston, Utah C. L. Netaon, Elbert. Utah Oak City Store, . City., UUh ., People Lehl, Utah Paulo Auto Co., Magna, Paaaea, Nov. Rigby Hdw. A More. Co., Rigby, Idaho . 4 Ch Co-O- -- C-T- h -C 4 ,'k Utah-Pana- ea Riverton Motor Co., Riverton, Utah A. O. Sonne, Logan, Utah Well J. Roberta on, Utah , Sugar-villimp, A Auto Co., RoosevolL Utah Rockford More. Co., Blackfoot, R. D, Idaho Springdale Caah Store, Roowwelt Springdale, Utah John Sager, Devil Slide, Utah Salem Mere. Co., Salem, Utah Arthur Sycamore, Brigham City, Utah Stevens Mere. Co., Fillmore, Utah Simmon. Wolf Co., Ucon, Idaho Skinner Brothers, Provo, Utah -Utah Carbon Motor Co., Prlee, Utah Welch, Driscoll dl Buck, Park City, Utah C, I. Wadsworth A Bro., - ' ' Alamo, N. J. Wadsworth A Sons, Nev. Panaea, Nov. John H. Young, Wenahip, Utah Tire Dealer in Your Neighborhood RHVMEfrMOAP I By DUDLEY GLASS. Take off the battered winter top and fold the mgs away; Drain out the smelly alcohol, for it has had its day. Put ia fresh oil, get out your tools and tighten everything; WeU take a realf long ride today, for once again it's spring. Once more well wander oot the road and through the roiling hills. And bid farewell to smoke and grime and colds and doctor's bills. We ll ride and ride, and care not where we 're traveling, nor why, Except were glad to be outdoors, beneath a springtime sky. WeHl see the flowers peeping out, th trees in tender bud; Well feel the highway smooth and firm where yesterday was mad. What matter if the motor coughs and wheezes on the grade! its April, and it's fine to join the great springtime parade. Rome folks may long for suunv shores where tropic breezes blow; Italian winters may be great for those who have the dough. But what care wef What more deltght can all their nchee bring Than our old trusty car and that first country drive in springf Life's greatest problem to spend a couple of hundred in overhauling the old car or persuade your wife that she really ought to have a snappy new one instead of doinif the lawn over. believe you Americans are thoroughly sincere ia yoar motto, Ta remarked the eminent British visitors. You. prove Trust," . , that by the wwy you drive! Here.lies the corpse of Henry Stout; We mourn him not a brt When last he drove hid lamps were out; Twaa Henry who waa lit. The chap who remarked that life ie just one l'ncle Tib, he aim f!) thing after another sure ejaculated a suffineocv. He must have waited at a crossroad on it spring Sunday bfcrunnn lo ict all the flivvers T God We . go on the hy'aJi.y, 'X st high-gravit- y - sure-hittin- THE CONTINENTAL OIL COMPANY (A'Colcrado Corporation) e Marketing a complete Hne of petroleum products In Colorado, Wyoming, New Mexico, Utah, Idaho and Montana Use Conoco Coupon Books. They are convenient and save you time and trouble making change. Good at all Continental Service (Stations and accepted by dealer generally ' high-grad- , |