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Show THE SAJT LAKE TRIBUNE SUNDAY MORNING, APRIL 6, 1924 10 ty Hatb UlufitratAd , Roth By WALT. ACT! tb JBi n. (Copyrl8h When you die f efrall re To Editor .of Tribune. who ere oltealy of Times fuse to berry you. you are so stale-docto- r mod tick whoa argued a ith WOTS Dearest Sir:glasses out Testdy a. m. wh'Io standing eoncom-In-6L to practice eor. to root roy brain what 1 on people. Nobody but Old Voggiee A sight. For there were Ar does that sowdaya Science have-a- d it "'Anybody what are able to rtgn hie name or make a cross on the dotty tine cap tat. hla paU&ted leather ehoea, to purchase a Dyploma, eaey payment coining of hU t pent very required riUteu t me with a Coclidge & Pro- - plan, no brain-wor- k see I I stand gast for that phenomenal ' And hat a peritT 'expression Tf vou dishbelieve what I sey." be mfcornful necktie? rleamfrg in hi sKk-pin. me dmmond one by roily, oommunicate, kindlv to foils, Haro. J arranged with jfwelrv to make follow-An- r across Street to where mutual benefat Hast in Peace Ksq are doing remark me Of him I narr0 Arthur Kuakataiam Therefore I folia hla ehocs to cross rate nerveiy, what have happened we opea Hon Door and Street look where of cash? to give you that rich find several patience setting there The death rate among Japanese, of dropsickls e kind Increased Pretty normally looking be ay so, have since J Haro, Japanese plumber, have soonly Hon Office flv ope while Dr T out Haro one fatty Japanese lead wav Medical into the plombed bis' A fall dead who gi'e up the goat Profession Mraical Profession r I repartee on the rur commute Dr J. Haro Too sad baffably. vour ear it with voire If you dichftRese Tbn vou stIM feel sorra for pernose, he relegate, ' kindly to gas sons when oti kill them?'1 t require. across Street ho narrate I do for this one cane at fol So, He point his new careless of me. 1 forgot to cr Uect his lowing swoMen sign. (ir lr l92 BAILEYS Tested Seeds! Hands Crippled With LETTERS OF A JAPANESE SCHOOLBOY, ftTTha Beg Syndicate) Rheumatism perlano required, tad buy 'M. cheap Dypk Hut you cannot made a Medical Reputation without some edge in your skull." I reject, he say sourcestty ,Caij t I now? I have surh a reputation that the Medical Board of $ mentioned me to the police. 7 in very advanced I do not believe in sny school but my own, got one theory of Doctoring, and that ars ae follow. Pav as you Enter Are ft puasibie, I dictate, tbst any Ignnramulou jassack .can grt to bo a. M O w Ihouf.knowlng more thao you told "The softest brain can bo A Doctor, If h r know hot. Even you might do It. Togo, ho sfiv o "If vou A present me 9) 44(first installment) wtl! show you fly Inotltuttons In thlo State which nil) graduate you In 24 hrs In following ) Pulling fleg or tooth) 1 Turing of H; Hams Manicuring & Haircut , ting 4 How to Hun k Hospital Without going to Jail " dea-i- e friend Togo, It So you see, SALT LftLE THEATRE JHAIt x, .OflDMJ Could Not Hold Pen ! wsrorv u a . Them start your garde right because "they're se looted for vl tail ty they growl Plant them this year and have a better J,:v .oi.., w.-- ..)! 111 With VTYZAH ; ' DIRECT Like to Gala a tddreee to W. W. Hilton. Sta.. Kansas City. Mo. GOUT GLANDS GENESIS GANGRENE' I have long Goshea" I otter time elapected that thl Hon J Haro have got all thoee But why ehould be brag about It on a elgnt "He have not got them disease, "He curea them. snuggest Arthur . PueltlvelyT J dong DOCTOR OVERNIGHT. he give "With each pill or kill you of el4 a written gurantea tooperation cure you. in several cases he can do , both without extra charge "I ask to know!" This from me 1 weeks of yore this J Haro were X not very good plumbing bath-tub- s work of a were sort "Ha poor plumber, report Arthur "He lack eifftclent ln tellectualtty for that hard profession. He thought maybe he woula quit and Then he find somedrive a taxi-bac- k. thing easier. So now he are In Medrtne I puule. "Fhtelc- "How could lane A sturgeons require many yrs of study before they get wise enough to cut lege and powder Intestines " Klckahe-Jam"Togo." contuse Arthur "you are always 199 Nt. back ltf x. mv-se- lf "Gall-bladde- - 111 SPRINGVILLE 00 I am M veer old and I doctored for rheumatism ever since f came out of the army- - ota r 50 years ago. Lika many others, 1 tpent money freely for eo called cures' and I have read about Uric Acid until 1 oeuld almost tasta it. I oeuld not oeep nights or walk without pain, my hands were so tore and stiff 1 could not hold a pen. But now I am again In active business and can walk with ease or wnte all dsy with comfort Friends ars surYou might prised at the change. juetr aa well attempt to put out a fire to oil as rid of your with try got rheumatism, neuritis and like complaints by taking treatment supposed to drive Uric Acid out of your blood and body It took Mr. Ash el man fifty yvarl to find out the truth. He learned how to get rid of the true cause of his rheumatism, other disorders, and recover his strength from "The Inner Mysteries, now being distributed free by an authority who devotmLover twenty years to the scientific study of thts trouble If any reader of The Tribua wishes "The Inner Mysteries of Rheumatism. containing facts overlooked by doctors and ecientt for centuries past, ainp'y send a poet card or letter to H. F Clearwater, Ph D luVF, Hallow,!, Me Bind now, lest you forget' If not a sufferer, cut out this notice end hand this good hewn and onport unity to some afflictAH who send will receive ed fqlend the book by return mall without any charge whatever (Adv ) TIRED, HIGH TENDER - FEETJUST () take 1 off put thoae weary, d, aching, burn-I- n feet of 'r-yours- tlllv-hes- le in a TUT bath. When your feetfeellikelumpeof lead all tired out just try "TIZ. Ita grand its glorious. Your feet will dance with Joy; alto you will find all pain gone from corns, callouses and bunions. There's nothing hke 'TIZf' If a the only remedy that draw cut all tha poteens and adds which pull up your feet and cause foot torture. A few cents buys a bos of "Tir at any drug or department store dont wait. Ah bow glad your feet get; how comfortable your shoes feel. fcf BatheTheminTIZa art-ist- -- P-- Q DR. CALDWELL'S SYRUP PEPSIN Some Families Are Never seriousness of constipation. pital. records prove that 73 per cent of all disease originates in bowel obstruction, or constipation. Young children cry because of it; school children are hampered in their studies; grown people are made S3 per cent less efficient; elderly people's blood pressure jncreaeq353 per cent. Realizing this Mrs. Carrie Moas of 1714 Church at, Lynchburg A s., Mr. Louis C. Grahl of 1369 Vi in ton a ve., Lmkewood, Ohio, and innumerable others, give a spoonful of Dr. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin at the first sign of constipation, and have no sick neea among their children. Hos- aa cisstfie AtiStuT FKAHCX EH0LU5Q OEAKAJTY Y., Cherbsar. ostbeaptea, Beabert ClexeUid Map 90 Apr. 2 Jus 3 J Deslechiandt ..Apr ReUrnc t 17 Apr. May huly Miy 27 June Jt Mr June 14 20 June 3S My t .. June 10 July I tOmlt Cherbourg. OntcUrs cubiu. lHlmbcry direct Ous-- c ten Mb's. BrojMiwur. S. T., or laatl Agents, CUyf 10 United American Lises (HA XJU MAS X,IZ) Joiat fterrlee With - Hamburg American Largest Selling Laxative LUp it once and you will never coal-ta- r drugs in calomel or salts. Dr. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin is a Vegetable laxative free from opiates and narcotics. It can be safely given to infants, yet it effectively moves the bowels of adults. 'It acts gently; does not cramp or gripe. Keep it in the bouse and uae it far any indication of bowel obstruction such as constipation, biliousness, torpid m . 6th AROUND TOE WORLD CRUISE S Y F Jae. toebt wr4, by raecejiv clx. n, RlJou,bcl4.s5k,,nW Vurttr. Pux ci'us. ' orr J, Cuowe.Aockor-cmfcn.aTVTe- llbofnio,. 4 mot drlxw.fcM. hspoeoniu Eunpe. Atrl. m, day. is ludu, CwCjoxwka, AiW Tirofac tlA MiwTERiAhXA OlVt6 W ft PUM i r Cunerd Uma''II aAootoe.meveJeeev iadwuw EV. fcejkha I 4r rilenM r- T 'fell J 0. TmUssea, Vihwe Cit n fnu C CUthp Hotel, Belt Every family medicine chest should contain a bottle ofDr.CaldwelleSynip to Try It Free Before T" Pepsin, a compound of ? Pepsin,' 17 Washington St Egyptian senna with Mootku. Illinois, pepsin and palatable I ihcAs epo4 faxotw mJ toouU like t prmt who I Dr. Ckidtrell t Symo Ptptm hr peUmi UeL arotua Gcs, prescripAidwto &mdmmpJimtrmlkoaU. tion written 30 years Sm ago by Dr. W. B. j jrpJL.hapracticcLj k ou medicine 47 can boy year, a bottle in any j- ArUn -- No! son lit, oes frso trtl holtis te a femilw 040 OPEN 040 d Beg. THURSe, APR 24 i eolorscheme. OPEATE5T FNTERTAINER THEHuSICAL COMPANY OF 150 I R.AVAGANZA Endesa check er tm. gt A .BIG SCENES poet office money --order, payable to Gee. O. Py per. Manager Baft Lake Theatre, together with a ptemped envelope for the return of the tickets. To Insure getting teats desired, state choioe of two performs noee. Add ten per cent for the tax. PRICES Nlg- t- Orchestra, $S.50 First Be loony. moot Second Balcony, 52.00; Gallery, 1.00. Set. Met. Oricnee1 00 First Bstronv, 2 801 Second Balcony. e; n AT THETA ALPHA PHI RESENTS THE FAMOUS MRS. FAIR Friday and Saturday, April 11 arid 12 MATINEE Dfeis X PAsJ lectupe, of tov gad emotion. The iritis plain. choosing ooei 'Reeeneretiws energy and ita great magneitie powee, Buildinr better brain SATURDAY Tuition. SALT LAKE THEATRE -- ental Puppet," by Miss Florence who ha War, another Utah sent in a piece which artist, shows up well A facile genre painting Good is Salad." by La Greene Richards. HOMELY TITLES. 9 The efforts of William Parkinson in "Slow River" entitle him to a place among the rapidly advancing students of Utah. Also giving promise of something bl In the future is the work of C. bal injury of Salt Lake In "Deseret Solitude. O. D. Campbell of Provo has been making a steady growth in his nature scenes and "Among the Aspens" shows a marked -- improvement over hie other pteees. The trees near ML Timpanogos furnished the inspiration for this depiction. One of the younger coming .artiste nf Utah who excels in color harmony Is Lawrence Squires Hie work is directed, largely to rural scenes The majority of the 14A paintings I,, fhe exhibit .p. dexerv- - fSIS AXO "PSYCHO-AN- ,, SUSP X hook os th asms scfcject win be given each pereoo free. Freo Lecture, Monday, 8 pjn. evl-dsn- t HOTEL UTAH, - T tAdyj tAAuip.eiiitsULry Floyd Foster Barnes lng of careful study. Among tha artists who era tending pieceq which have not yet reached! SprlngvlUe are Ctrl Frederick FTeiskie, New York City; John L. Carlson. Woodstock, X. Y., and Ernest Lawson. New York City. The exhibition will continue ontu HALL BARRATT AND BIOCHEMISTRY MEDICINE May 1. Tuesday, 8 H EON GIVEN, to Tbe Tribune. KAYSVTLLE. April 5. Mrs. George W. Swan entertained at a bridge-lunche- on at her home yesterday afternoon. Rosea and carnations formed BRIDGE-LUNC- MENTAL - p.m. Sailing Yourself the eeorattone of the dining-rooThose present were Mrs. Guy Dawson Rutledge, 'Miss Miriam Barnes, Mrs. John W. Thornley, Miss Irene Swan, Mrs J. B Cooley, Mrs. George W. FREE LECTURES Ritchie and Mrs Leslie Crockett exhibit this year and tbs appreciation and enthusiasm with which it Is eing received designate Springvill rt center of distinction. Including artists end art patrons from many parts of the state, approximate 'y a thousand persona attended the opening program Artitts ol New York, Nebraska, Kansas, California, Nevada, Idaho and Utah arsOregon. competing this vear for the JoOO prize, raised entirely by the srhool children of Sjringvtlje that they may have &q opportunity to study real art The offering of such a prize not only encourages artists of merit to participate in the exhibit, but e splendid way of additional pieces for the selecting df collection . school pro-vid- es SHOWN. Not only is the exhibit this year larger than ever before, but it presents exceptional quality both in subject matter and handling. W. B. Retndel of New York City, who has exhibited in the Royal Aoadcmy of London, the Metropolitan of New York, the Chicago Art Institute and many private collections sent three Hi "Autumn piece charming Days has something- - of the futuristic spirit une of the founders of the Art Institute league of Los Angeles, Haneen, Duvall Futhuff ha several paintings Harmony of coloring, freedom of stroke, virility and strength feature hie work. An outdoor etene, Land of the Morning, ttrlkin-example of OJjnctn j? Deputy. and quality of texture, talar modeting, th exprMwriona of Mattes Sgtn dona of San Francisco ar In rimb Beads h attain vnumai colodcMf Another Celt forma artist who work in deservma of special mention Is Maurtca D. F'crm and modeling of mountain dominate tn Forest Kriolla kreat strength and character are aiso apparent in this depiction. HJiouds arid Shadows' is a elear, fresh Melon full of eimpi candor, contributed by 'Beniamin Brown of Tohn M. CambKe of Pasadena, Cal Fame F.artara,rTal baa offered two outdoor scene displarin: virile form, to eolorlnc and strength sensrithenc H? of landw'SDe AJai Valley la urdmibted1v worthv of studv In tbU effort the blue coirnlernented bv the and d eh cate sand color la and vet' ha haa loet none of the powDecided baler of the ance of composition characterise trie wort IDAHO IN EVIDENCE. A ltetrh that demand attanHon 'KiMhefr a 'TTT 'KoT eer, an Idaho artist, who has depiet-- a bicnesa. freedom and taJdneesj tn hi moiintAins in realistic tvte j His ork U also to tst recommended1 r rarrr ( 98 Out of Every 100 Women Benefited 040 REPRESENTED fr e torHww 040 QUALITY 111 10 Million Bottles a Year take again candr-for- 040 te store where medicines are sold, and the cost is lees than a cent a i dose. We guarantee that if )ou will give Dr. Caldwell's bymp Pepsin to a child or for a few nights to an adult it will rdiei e ah v case of con stipation no matter how fhrrmn or your money wdl bo reloaded. Use 040 MECCA Artists from manv states a re represented at the exhibit, that the effort of Springvill Indicating to etlra-ulaart appreciation is attracting attention throughout the country. iAnd so do the childjzn C'ORTUNATE ore the chUdren whose paroots fully reaJixe the lii. the All money used to promote srt interests has been raised by the students by mean! of sales da ness so I entertainnrenta The pupils working ln cooperation With, .a .standing art committee have dislpayed unusual interest in the project fhe gets relief from A Mst STATES S2.&C; IN CHICAGO FIVE MONTHS IN BOSTON Wed. Met 0o.te 1.50. Plus Ux. T SCHOOL EXHIBIT MANY 6 MONTHS Gateway t. u uaian of uregea has offered snotning, quiet portrayal of a sheep tralL Wonderful color harmony ana a sense oi mh altitude dominate the sketch. He haa created a delicate and masterful depiction in. "Agate Beach. civ mg the impression of careful attention to detail is the "Monterey Bey" of Eugene Neuhaus of Berkeley, Cal. However there la no roost of a labored stroke In hie sensitive touches. A11 his effort Another pear bold and sweeping Oregon grtlet. Alfred fichroff, has with a restful presented the school litte painting, "A Grayof Dav last year Schroff is the winner exhibition at SpringvIIU dou-bcomes F, 'win Evans, who no under the classification of Utah s master painter, was represented with five four paintings During the past to the year Me work ha turnedEfforts In style. this vein have received the higheet Kestow that France couldmade of the should be Mention wmk o! Aims B. Wright of 6alt Lake. He has, caught, tha genuine eotnt of unfettered nature In "Sentinel of the Valley" qn erprewion The striking in color harmony sturdv peasant tvpe, with a foreign is vividlv portrayed bv a fall Wright In "Gathering Potatoes with character and oo4or change Ooodv' I shall save 5 and a e'ever hit of still life is "fir!- self a get Soinj Dyploma. happv to hear that"' collapse Arthur with swetlv smiling "Tell me the dev vuue Mart to be a doctor and mv Undertaking Store shall mr-.into a larger building " Therefore he walked away from me looking crooked Hoping you are the same Yours truly HASHIMURA TpGO. (Coprright, by the Bell Syn- die!, Inc ) ARTISTS 0 1SS cteatea From a standpoint of uniqueness the Inner Harbor, by Della Mi her of Kansas City is worthy of cpnsidera-- k u an impressionistic scene denoting boldness, a sense M propor- - , , ta (mfWOPLD'S, for the atmosphere of speciouai -- GOITRE NEW Y0RK - . ENGAGEMENTS OF G Season DAYS ONLY Wtek? -you ars thin and scrawny and would Uks to gain weight I wi'I send you a aample of the genuine Hilton's Do not Vttaminee absolutely FREE tend any money just your name and FriendsAstonished forpverly cumpAratlve portv nPn Prwtioner Pretty eoonly I snail save eifftclent money to get a stylish, office and a ottomohlle a with windows That will make me a Specialist FUTURE FOR UNDERTAKERS. "On what will you Specialize on? 'I ask It. A Pocketbooks, he denounce while arising uply now Arthur & Togo, I must had"And vnu good morning Very busy to dav following informationAwaiting outside are' a weaithv rich DYPLOMA Japanese who I have promused to Pocus Hocus oves. ovee' Oyes. cure from having fits madicalls bnnenrum This are to snlg Dd he have fils'1 are nxt question havtng purnlfy that Joshio Haro, chased a full paved-u- p policy, prke for nip o cash, are a Graduate of the Mediy hBe when I have frimy Dr Joshio Haio, bending cine Hat, School of Medicine and Other sked polite stunimaok. Nerve Diseases This wtll qualify him hi Whil going outside I say to Arthur to practice. Practice makes perfect do H not? Puaslbly Never say die Klckahajama 'Arthur," I say so, "since the age while o many are still living of two (2) yrs old I have wanted to be a doctor St assist In having Slglllo Untversltatls & other cervus dlsseaeea Rut thought it were (signed) Oscar J. Harpey, Pres too previously Itohave learn But now I expensive "1 are rather proud of my little Haro J. shaking eaya hands with himself. "Just think how persona can arise from poverty to power last week I were a very poof 04-0T0 ' n'umber. making less than 991 pr dav Will yeu Pleas look at me now sell m I of drtnk a have gin? slight it eumpantively cheap with a medical sitiflcat 0 He fetch nut bottle A glaeewear 040' 040 while me A Arthur slpp euspectfully KNOWN TO POLICE. 'Dr J Haro. I subtract after first swallow had hurt me. "kindlv to told me 9 to 13 reasons wfcv ypu can cure Demonstrating what stifdents can dlseeases when you do not even knew them by name do when given the proper incentive, " "I am not here to pure dieeeaees third annual art exhibit of Spring-- v he pronounce. ' Attempting to cure the tile opened Tueadav pt fhe high ileeeases are mistake which Medical featuring paintings of many i'rofee1cn have made for iwvonft vrs school, n artists throughout the what they got out of It) Nothing 3nd r lees While one H) set of doctors jo "trv ars ago Spnngville beEighteen trlea to slaughter mlkerobes another set are dlahoovertng pew ones Whv gan u movement to mane appreciaof art the verv A tion vours Onlv waste my time major activity in eduthe hisrh school d and schoolbo.s cation and aa a result fiftv-tw- o ha of a Too H oes to Harvard rolumhla. gallerv paintings the statue, representing Hopkins A McGill College with I D and six if .retting M D. on their names How work of both outlde and local The merit end artistry of the much smoother to set at home no ax- - RECORD-BREAKIN- Theatrical If Too amputate . Klckahajama. FEW SUSPECTFUL SIPS. "Never too busv to see undertaker!." reject Dr J. Haro with Come Inwards and sweetly smiling hava a pleasant chatter." So Into Hon. Office we go combined It were a pretty room with of Dr Fred Cook on wall portrait Over a solid mahoggish desk there with hanged a sweet picture-fram- e m Nlghtan-dO- s 3-- Catches the Big Ones Can Write All Day, morning," FROM MATOf aiuLIKAlDl BBIAN Seeds Bulbs Plants. E. nf South At 83 Goes Fishing a -- FOUR MONTHS IN PHILADELPHIA HowManj Pounds WouldYou S ;r BY ADELAIDE MATTHEWS AND ANNE NICHOLS IN Never too busy to tee undertaken reject Dr. J. Haro. "J HARO MD And dead men pay Si lot In advance y be a Doctor than no bills " Plumber under generous lews of U CORNS CONSUMPTION A And not onlv that I shall not CAREUNKLES are "You CATALEPROST doing pretty rushy business this Arthur CANCER COLDS in Pries to the Sen Francisee run beginning April 17. TRANSCONTINENTAL TOUR Jules Hurtig, In association with Messrs. Shubert, presents THE HONEYMOON FARCE OF 1001 LAUGHS 2 YEARS Bailey & Sons Co. . . 3 !Iihl:,Ccginaing Hcndsy, April 21 MOW book-kaow- j- Lecturr- Special r , An Absolutely Reliable Statement Important to Every Woman PR. EHAGAT BtfCGH THTNP Roof Garden, Hotel Utah. Sunday, April 8, 3 F. M. JTatur and God 'UnTefled"' . - Remarkable Results Shown by a Nation Wide Canvass of Women Purchasers of Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound 100,000 Women Answer "Mind, the Lucifer. SUNDAY MONDAY GEM TUESDAY BIG BROTHER Cast includes For sornetime a circular has been enclosed with each bottle o! our-medici- bearing this question: Hare you received benefit from taking Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound? Replies,' to date, have been received from ovej 100,000 women answering that question. 98 per cent of which say YES. That means that 98 out of every 100 women who take the medicine for the ailments for which it is recommended are benefited by it. This is a most remarkable record of efficiency We doubt if any other medidne m the world equals iti , Think of it only two women out of 100 received no benefit 98 successes out of a possible 100. Did jrou ever hear of anything like it? We jnust. admit that we, ourselves, are astonished. ne Of course we know that our medicine docs benefit thelarge major-it- y of women who take it. Rut that only two out of 100 received no benefit is most astonishing. It only goes to prove however, that a medidne specialized for certain definite ailments not a cure all one that is made by the most sdentific process; not from drugs, but from a combination of natures roots and herbs, can and does do more good than hastily preparejj prescriptions. You see, we have been making, m proving and refiifin g this med-idne for over 50 years until it is so perfect and so well adapted to womens needs that it actually has the virtue to benefit 98 out of every 100 women who take it. j Its reliability and recognized effidency has gained pr it a sale Jn almost every country Jb the. world leading all others. Such evidence ehould induce every woman suffering from any ailment peculiar to her eel to try Lydia E.Pinldiams Vegetable Compound and see if she cant be one of the 98 THE LYDIA E. F1NKHAM MEDICINE C0 Lynn Mast. TOM MOORE EDITH ROBERTS MICKEY BENNETT and oil-et- sr cast Special Paramount picture Dont miss thia FLYING FINANCE Educational comedy BOTTOM OF THE SEA A novelty AESOPS FABLES A GREAT SHOW PIPE ORGAN PANTAGES w . Never Raise Ouf Prices HARRY ABRAMS n ICj FTjm; CLARS J HOLLAND-DOCKRIL- L ca n MARST0N 4 EHfLEY tJ RUCKER 4 PEREXN BOOTH 4 HINA I CALL OF THE WILD To Shorn It may concern 7 ' t 'On and after this date the undersigned wHl not be responsible for any debts contracted by hie wile, Gwendolyn Wills (Signed) ' B. D. Salt Lake City, April mu 4, 192L --i r NOTICE. TJiare west utiPTemple. ihalt Lake Utah. Anyone liavrng claim a aga, thi. cafe mns present them on or be for April rSignpd) 9, D24 - TNCENZO 7 I ASCANT- - f t |