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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD, DUCHESNE, UTAH X nUNYSIPg hv Clnrlf miiL ORTM C Mam Extravagance By Len Kleis THE Young Mr. Newlywed realized it was time to start saving money and decided he wouldnt use the bus anymore when returning from the office to home. He ran behind the bus and arrived home gasping for breath. Dear," he called to his wife, I saved ten cents this evening by runnig behind the bus! You dope! she snapped, if youd used your head, you could have saved half a dollar by running home behind a taxi. XFFERENCE R (uAnwreeD lifetime MOTOR I ' .v? rouford By MELLORS Economy Tommy, isnt it rather extravagant to eat both butter and jam on your bread at the same time? Oh, no, Mother. Its economy. You see, the same piece of bread does for both. BLEW HER STACK WYLDE AND WOOLY OLD TRAPPER, WHERE By Bert Thomas I REMEMBER HAVE AN INFALLIBLE MEMORY, SON. EXCEPT I'D SHOW YOU A this one FEW OF EM, BUT THERE ISNYATRAP WITHIN TEN MILES OF HERE- - m afternoon, while ambling about his estate, British statesman Benjamin Disraeli came upon one of his tenants having dinner on the grass. How is it you are eating out here? asked Disraeli. Isnt that your house over there? But I Yes, said the the other. cannot eat there. My stove smokes so badly. Ill see what I can do, said the statesman. He walked over to the house and opened the door. Before he could enter, however, he was stopped by an angry woman, who was brandishing a heavy stick. Out of this house, you lout, she cried without looking up to see Of all the lazy who had entered. husbands Disraeli beat a hasty retreat and returned to where his tenant sat. Dont fret, my man, he said My stove at home consolingly. smokes sometimes, too. One ni P? JE OLD WEN GAFFER By YOU'RE IN TOWN, DON'T TO BUY A MASK FOR WGET HE HALLOWEEN 2 Hours Later PARTY. SEE ANYTHING LIKE OKAY. - MISTER, ARE YOU TT LEAVING MY STORE WITHOUT PAYING FOR THAT MASK? Clay Hunter MASK? I'm NOT WEARING ANY MASK I . rRE TO STAY IN THE DON T WORRY I SOLD MY STORY TO THE MOVIES! IIAN ANOS. IU CLOTHES C? heedanew SUIT! I OUT BUVIN' THINGS WAS THAT MUTT UA SUIT! ? you'RE I ee T0 THE DEEPtSEA diver IN MY NEW PICTURE OF THE DEEP' VERSATILE BIRD GOLD-DIGGE- YESTERDAY.1 t j HOPE ITS WHATS By Bud Fisher WTHATS RIGHT, JEFF BOUGHT YOU A Suit! By Ch&rlei Kuhn dma if YOUR KITCHEN FLOOR IS AVERAGE 'SIZE, GRANDMA, THIS CAN CONTAINS MORE THAN ENOUGH T' COVER IT WHY, THAT BIG FIBBE- R- GEE, IT WASNT NEARLY ENOUGH, jl AN I NEVER WASTED A FCT31 MOPflT famous actor was reminiscing about his early days in show busiIt was so tough once, he ness. I ate the performing that said, parrot we were using in our act. asked the What was it like? interviewer. answered the actor. Not bad, Yes, but what did it taste like? Oh, chicken, turkey, wild duck that parrot could imitate A -- |