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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD. DUCHESNE, UTAH NEEDLEWORK PATTERNS Chair Sei Adds Fresh, Hew Look directions for Crocheted Treasure Chair Set (Pattern No. 5800), Send 20 cents m coins, your name, address and pattern number. 8FTUNG CIRCLE NFFDLEWORK 5J0 Sooth Hells St. Chicago 7, 111. fVi .. y ' v Enclose Name Address Agriculture Makes Fabulous Record in 1948 A man PSSST, DAD, CAW you LEND ALVIN) TWO DOLLARS SO HE CAN PAY ME THE MONE HE BORROWED LAST WEEK TO TAKE ME OUT.' 0 FIRST TIME YOU'VE CHEWED BUBBLE TIME of DECISION EVER GUM?' CROSS TOWN ' I FEEL LIKE A MILLION W ? For United States agriculture, in history as a . 1948 will go down 5 8 00 fabulous year, according to the 1949 Britannica Book of the Year. It was a year without a crop scare, with numerous record and near record yields achieved; the com crop was more than 10 per cent above the previous record and fully 50 per cent above the previous year; the wheat crop was the second largest on record and the fifth consecutive crop of more than a. billion bushels, one of the five largest wheat crops the country had ever produced ; the cotton crop was larger than in the previous year." Prices, too, reached a record level in January, 1948, though they then broke sharply and continued to decljce as 1948 crops were harvested, the new Britannica yearbook records. In spite of the break in prices, the volume of agricultural marketings was such as to provide a gross income to farmers of almost 35 billion dollars slightly exceeding the 1947 record, the publication continues. However, because of higher costs of production the realized net income had been declining since 1947." one-four- Handsome Set - "IVE YOUR living room chairs a fresh look with this hand- some chair set. Easy to crochet, youll be pleased with the results of your handwork. The chair back measures 17 by 13 inches, the arm pieces 9 by 9!4 inches. To obtain complete crocheting Instructions, stitch Illustrations and finishing BUCKS TODAy , . m U.S. Fair Enough hurried into a barbershop. "I want a shave quick! he said. The barber lathered his face and then sat down. Come on, shave me!" said the man. I cant. You see I lather and my partner shaves. Well, wheres your partner? He went to a funeral, but hell be back soon." Eventually, the partner came in, took off his jacket, put on his white coat and shaved the man. The man was about to leave the shop when the barber who shaved him called out. Wait a minute!" he said. You didn't pay me. Well, you see, Ive got a partner, too," he said. 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