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Show SUNDAY MORNING, AUGUST 5, 1923. TIIE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, OUR LITTLE SOVIET-O- NE OF ITS MORE SERIOUS MEMBERS EXPLAINS HOW IT WORKS IN AN APARTMENT By STEPHEN LEACOCK about our amusements. Many of the brothers are fond of plaving - cards and, especially when the brothers have deeieted from outside bourgeois work, they like to sit in the soviet and drink 2 per cent. Kwas and play Skoot, which is a Russian game somelike the one called poker. Two thing of tike brothers were playing Skoot the other night on s soap bog by candlelight, and I stood watching the game, and when it was all finished, one looked up and said to me: "Sorrow with me. O brother. I have lost your Sunday overcoat." And the other; "And with me, too, little brother, I have lost your patent Share my grief leather slippers. with me till it heals. Little difficulties like these have made, some of the brothers 'and sisters think (especially those mbs are stilt working) that perhaps our Posorganisation premature. a sibly we ought to nave developea higher common moral synthesis I am quoting the "Handbook ! than what we had. have been Personally, feeling that the one I had was all used up We are thinking therefore su of selling our soviet to anybody who would like to buy one In fact, as soon as G lobe oak i comes hack we shall sell out. He, had to leave us two days ago to carry our money he had it in a little black He jsid he bag to a safer place.He said was not sure of it. that, he it. took would knew a man who a comrade whose word was sacred Globe so nakj said, and whose heart, Giobenskl doesn't was love itself. seem to have found him yet and is noi back. Pome of the brothers are a little troubled. They fear that perGiobenskl has been seised by the haps Revolutionary agents of the Counter told us that if he He himself Party. that would be ever disappeared, where he d be. SSSSSSSSSSSSBSSS...s m lltiAi44aAAiliia.aaMAaaaa PFtrrr9tVWW9TWrW9WW P's f NOW- PLAYING f - WO It4 Bs4 nur w ikslhra r- w ibs IMS. by Metropolitan New spaper Benrks .b BTiO THE MODE. Mrs. Homebody (eagerly What did she wear? AU T could see from Mr. Homebody was an air ot sophisticawhertf I aval e (Copyright. tion. e -- M atins and vespers W 0 nly Bern s ats . U ndoubtedly excepted, c. Hd Lae TALMADGE NORMA N otwithstanding T heir other engagements-an- d w 43 kta " Md ind IsN am THOMAS MEIGHAN eel ton -- SteM Wril WIFE THE PROBATION Csntury Comsdy I witla dark lantern looking into my hae just started ciety, alt that he has to do saW a comrade '. " us, wonderful. was simple The commencement Most of the prospective comrades lved m the same apartment house. s we simply soviet istd the house and declared jt to be the common of alt tho brotht rs and property sisters JIoIm nskl isvited the proprietor n'jf apartment house if I mav ie allowed to use a term which to have no place in the ought language to become a member of the soviet1 himself. Ths would cut out f rent, whith the cancer I anv quoting irom the ojherwj eat Gorr.ixklc s Handbook" would into tir vitals Hut so far he has t fused to soviet iso himself Hut fhis is a matter that will right Some of the mniradrs talk of getting him Into the ertar on a dark night and sovictislng him with a piece of gas-pipHut imagine the striking change of life w Tilth our new communal method affords to us all. The whole building is now open to us all We go where tee like inly last night three of the comrades sat in my room beside my bed after 1 had retired and sang Russian songs by the hour. Under the old, selfish regime 1 should have slept as it was, I is to go before Giobenskl and hold up his two didnt. nmrade wants food, he takre it Three nights ago 1 woke up and mw a comrade with a dark lantern "What is looking into my ice-bo- x Told it brother" I asked Tmldlv. "Hast he answered ham. comrade, If thou anv Take, and take gladly. I said. As a matter of fact. I had eaten all the ham before he came up; but it illustrate a the principle of the thing. THE COMMON POOL. We admit that the organization of our little soviet i as et incomplete In beginning a soviet the real true wav W that the members shall all be united in a common and harmoThen the common nious occupation diffiproduct belongs to all. Thisof is begip-nmg cult for us. So. instead d in a complete way, we have Betasco - gad pie " se0 TOY SHOP Ha 0 I8t aa a an SISTERS sa PH EXTRAOBDINARY u r GEO. 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Sail along her wonderful const oa the -- Tale" or the "Harvard" either from San Comrade a! our rayes. explained U tis how wages Francisco or San Diego to Los W all bring what Angeles. , Then embark on the nre soviet'sed we earn to Globanakl, and then it City or Los Angeles" or the to all hi comes a pool and belongs Calawaif' for a glorloue transr the brothers and sisters in comKvcrv mon Saturday, night each pacific voyage to tho magical brother brings what he earns and tales of Hawaii. it down on a little table in front this if Globensk and says. "Take ttttle father, and Glohenskl sav - 1 he rother-and httle lake one of the comrades accidentally kept back half of what ho had and he was accidentally the same evening. The coincl-dinc- o struck everybody st once. Jf any comrade is without work and without pav. it makes no difHe simply says to Globen-ak- i feronoe "oh. comrade, I have nothing. Giobenskl And says "And what of that, oh. brother? What we have not belongs to a!!. Take and take treelv. The thing Is so beautiful that It makes one lose his taste for capitalistic society altogether. ISM BM-B'St- see" t la ei HER HOMEWARD M auo Topics Productions, Inc. Presents hands and say "Look brother, I work no longer'" And Giobenskl save I notice that you dont. Everything has to be said or done with, little formulas- Lke that. We get them out of the "Comrades Handbook. Of course, to get the full good oit of it. we ought to be able to read in Russian.- - But we cant quite manage it yet. We are working awav on it. however, in the away on in the evmingjt and are. Two of the com already alphas rades passed the sixteenth letter neck and neck last week and are still And Giobenskl is forging ahead teaching us little phrases orally, nodi as Have I the property of my brother" "No, but 1 mighty soon mean to There have- beea Itttle- difficulties ,f f International News J KINEaiAc Ice-bo- fr.enda and 1 a little soviet of our oun. We eot our opportunity to begin owing to the fact that several of us were acquainted with Comrade Giobenskl, and he told us how, and of fered to be dictator. Comrade Ola. benski used to mend shoes on Grand street, but he said that he had grown rekick and tired of thejLapiialist ile said gime and bourgeois society, he had no wish to take prt m capitalism any more. he had heard s much, So, vhe about the soviet, and what it could do, we went to Giobenskl, three or "Globen-ik- i, four of us. and vre said do you Know how to mike a I do. So and he said soviet said' How much" will you take to make a soviet for and he said. I will tTte nothing 1 will do it for love. from The he got us his bench and kiased It was M . P ARAMOUNT patrons A re urged to R egulate their affairs A LL THIS WEEK HAVSA ...Sag I list JO Sag" J OctTf .. t tS Ot iij N'a.. I UMTPHA1.U a. 11 TBtHl.NUI.A Ic. g i WINTER CRUISES . 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