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Show f Oberlin College First Oberlin college at Olierlin, Ohio, a as the first college in the United States to admit women students on equal terms with men. THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE 3 Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young 1 gtop By ED WHEELAN i'WAT you WANT ID DO. SAM, IN ,4 TO KEEP' VJILDCATTIN OUT OF OUR TERRITORY OLD MAH CUCKOO ! DRIVE "TO PUT HIS SHOW ri L DO MY BEST I'VE GOT TO BUT BUM . uStcH MY STEP AS SOME OF ?AHG APT-GETTING M3TT VMELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE IP THE "thihg;silk" OLD BOY'S fio - if 'AD RUINS MY AFTERNOON BUSINESS, ILL PACK RIGHT UP AND TUMR TO OTlSBURC- - A aheap day HIM !! '' 'ASLEEP jf b ME LjDSE-MOR- - E LISTEN. f. Sz; Frank lay Markcy Syndicate, Inc fi 'y- hi lAJf V4fl nn A Bad Start OKAY,VlNCENT-LALA,C0M- E IE SUP I DOWN THE t ) - JUST J MORE ONE BEAUTY TOUCH AN BE DOWN 'income TAX GUY IS HERE , M ll BAB ETTE MAYBE HE'LL IN LOVE WITH ME AN' THAT'LL SIMPLIFY - TO-NIG- opera? I MESCAL IKE Pa Likes to Nibble as He Reads By S.L. HUNTLEY 1 YAKi' wrap" ITli h at 570 KC Across the The call for more Mtnxt N THECT w77- f- SMATTER POP Stenographers rush here and there in the very air; Officials leap to telephones The orders ring in solemn tones The message flows from silver pens: A Proclamation to The Hons. In headlines big the news Is played: ALL POULTRY CALLED FOR T AID. By C. M. PAYNE Psst! Watch the Top of the Mountain!- - nerve LycU 1 npound ien to k ' tv By So Close to Not Living i J. MILLAR WATT stuff! The hens outside now scamper In, Their faces drawn a little thin; Weve laid one egg" say three or four; The others answer War is war!" Mayhap one sulks; she hears a Boo! And yell of You appeaser you! Then to their nests they quickly scram And give three cheers for Uncle a leg) e ies W LIVE IN QUEER TIMES f Seuxis. Three cheers, ah yes, but just one ADOLFS PREROGATIVE The Nazis emphasize that their terrible raids on London are in reprisal to teach London a lesson for bombing Berlin. Hitler, you understand, alone has the right to bomb big cities. WITH NARROW ESCAPES N SPRING LURE n-- pr The : Now 1 hie me from war talk To my garden in Norwalk; Where the purple of crocus Them re,stei, TRUSSES FITTED Belts, Elastic Stockings, Crutches and Biarea. Extension Shorn, Arch Supports, etc KiLWell Artificial Limb Co., 135 W. 3rd So, Salt Lake GUNS WANTED FOR OUR RENTAL DEPARTMENT We will pay the top price for your anogun, rifle or pistol. Caslf or tiadem. ZINIKS lie South Main, Salt Lake City COLLEGE BARBER SUMMER L RPF.f'1 Earn most of Tuition through Merits, liarbering 1 aught in a Few Months, For a Limited Number of Students Only COLLEGE, Salt Lake Cny BARIJLR BAND SCHOOL SUMMER RAND SCHOOL IIAWKINS Halt Lake City Established 1912 to June 9th July 17hTuition o'yt $13.00 Daily school 7 a. m. to 12 m Beginners and Advanced h umiIs, Individual piaclice looms. Daily private Jesnona. Band Ear Training Harmony Instruments furnished small fve. Board and Hoorn near school. K guter now write C. J, HAWKINS, University of Utah. USED TRUCK SALE CARLESONS, 547 So. Main ' LAKE CITY SALT 17 TRUCKS PRICED FROM $35 TG $125 23 TRUCKS PRICED FROM $125 TO $300 11 TRUCKS PRICED FROM $300 TO $725 ALL NI7ES. MAKES AND MODELS LOWfchT PKK 1.8 IN THE WES I OFFICE EQUIPMENT- - NEW AND USED drnk. and chairs, lilra. typewriters, eddinv mrha, aafea, ft. L DESK KX., 3S W. Rroadwayi Bait Lake WASHING MACHINES MAYTAG . APEX - DEXTER lie no 20 ROLLS REPAIRING. ALL MAKES HOMER HANSEN MAYTAG SHOP 420 ho. State, halt Lake City, Utah WHEN IN SALT LAKE The beat food In Sait Lake la served by K CAM-- , I he MAYKLoWb at 164 South Main POPULAR PRICED WNU Dinner and Sandwiches BALT. LAKE Week No. 4122 mud-covere- d HOTEL BEN LOMOND dungaree pants! OGDEN, UTAH Id MY WIFES CHAPEAU like to laugh at her new hat Instead, I tell her I adore it Because I Just remembered that I am the sucker paying for it! Lee A. Cavalier. A waiter in a Long Island cafe has been arrested as a Gestapo agent He must be the one who always growled when asked for English mutton chops. RTINS MOTORISTS DREAM buy an army tank some day And caterpillar up Broadway . , . And then I'll snicker and I'll scoff And dare some cab to cut me off! v I'll Lee lei S flUJ 1 ; By teJSS KJ INTKRMOUNTAIN MERCHANTS SUPPLY (Dealer in Bankrupt Sock) We buy and sell all kinds of business fixtures meat aea'es, Cush and equipment otTice equip. 66 E. 4th So- .- Salt Lake C 'y en- with a longing my choicest belonging For iIHE tinctio ful SsITl- Piano pricea riainr! Buv now and save on beautiful mahogany studio upright Model 37 Coble Nelson & maUhiog bench. The p fect piano for the home. Write tdny for i nitration. SLMMLKimS MCSIC, Salt Lake chants; Neighbor- 0)OlP PIANO SPECIAL Luncheon Im obsessed J hood League no GLASSES REPAIRED egg! YES .LFl il' HOTELS When In KPNO NEVADA atop at the Keno'a laigcut and HOTEL GOLDEN moat popular hotel. MOLF.R Three lusty cheers (and shake I Well Furnished, $1 f0 everythin- - Coffee Shop, Garage. Nb,W GRAND HOTICL. 4th South and Mam. USED EQUIPMENT Sam, With Nice quiet rornni at cloe to The message whistles through the trees To startle birds and busy bees; It leaps across from farm to farm And spreads a "Hen" Revere alarm, "Awake! Get up! The goins tough! Get up there, hen, and do your feelings erl.OOOuj SALT LAKE HOTELS Glasses cost atmut half as nuirh when vou buy direct from OPTICAL LABOttA 1 OK II 3 22 South Main, Suit Lake But lest this tale be far too long The hens are saved; they ain't done wrong; They sign to do the best they can But scrap the big production plan. auction! Sompoie ve sucli and Network Stations Blue The wires cross the nation sing, An ultimatums on the wing By horseback and by auto, too. By radio and by canoe, By every telegraphic loop To every hennery and coop, Come, hen, your country calls to you One egg is not enough! Give two!" Then Washington by hens is stormed And hencoop picket lines are formed; Hark! Overhead the transports dive, The mediation boards arrive! i NBC A buzzer buzzes and its done . . . A papers signed in Washington . . . Then looms some organizing hen (From Layers Union Number 10); Arise!" her cry is loud and clear, Demand the right to bargain here! Production speed is very nice. But are we hens or are we mice?" re ather best!" - Am: ti KIDO, Boise at 1380 KC coun- - goes the try call The chicken houses rock and sway To this one order, "Lay, hen, lay! The roosts vibrate to one word "Scram! As they're abandoned on the lam; The nests they seem to snap and creak e As orders reach an peakl mtz auseijjsJ- KUTA, Salt Lake Today! ALL-OU- m1 mmrU Farm & Home Hour Theres action NOT TALK ABOUT VULGAR TAXES RIGHT AWAY WHY NOT WITH ME COME t AN SIT C S IN MY BOX AT THE Natl 10 30 each morning, Monday through Friday west: No longer, hen, your second LET'S s The buck! The barnyards hear it, one and all; The message sweeps from east to By RUBE GOLDBERG FALL i.fr- -' . . BAUKHAGE Dont be a cluck! Dont pass the Heyl m O LISTEN TO Lay! ,ntv f SEE'- colnfo'j L. egg v: Fra. "SILK v irIi rO . ty; PALOOZA AJ FOR YOU, PLENTY Largest Library The Library of Congress in Washington, D. C., is the largest library in the world. Say.benl GOOD fa I Se T WELL. JEFF. T THREW A GOOD SCARE INTO SAM BELIEVE ME, STINGER TOLD HIM THE CALL FOR MORE EGGS C. R. Wickard, sec(Washington. retary of agriculture, has announced a nation-wid- e drive to produce more eggs as part of the aid to England and defense plan. He sets the goal at 30,000,000 extra dozen eggs for the next 15 months. News Item.) Come on, hen! , Vsust-- et. At I LALA VJ1LLMAKE n Jttlng erent alort. !5 r Yh. of A HALF HOUR LATER .IVE GOT A THAN A NIGHTS suspicious OF ME a- MEANWHILE SCHEME THAT 3EFP BANGS Diamonds Hardest Substance Diamonds are the hardest substance known and are combustible. U.Phillipr UNG SSTRDHG WHEH THE MIDGETS HEARD THE BIG BOYS BREAK THEIR ONLY BAT, THEY LOST NO TIME IN CALLING THEIR GAME AND MAKING OFF WITH THEIR OWN BAT TO A SAFE DISTANCE JUST IM CASE THE BIG BOYS GET IDEAS WltUATT A. Cavalier, CAN YOU REMEMBER Away back when a man who had only bad two years in college could figure his Income tax? expect any day now that Hitler will move Mt Olympus to Berlin and claim he is really Homer. We $5$ Roome 35U Bathe $2.00 to S4 01 It Of Family Roome for 4 personae Air Cooltd Lounge and Lobby Coffee Shop Grill Room Tap Room Home of hiwama txecu'iir Rotary 20 36" fcarhanye Optimiate Chambei e Commerce and 4d ( Irh Hotel Ben Lomond OGDEN UTAH Come as vou ere T. ft Eifigeraid Mgr |