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Show tye AVIATION TRAPPY ii.Phillipr By ED WHEELAN BIG TOP (T VNITH THAT KNOW HOW LONG- HEy. STEP ON 1 DON'T LALA PALOOZA SMATTER POP JET. MEN I . PRIVATE THE PAPERS OF PURKEY Dear Mom: I did not write you before because done in there is more work to be an army than thought, so this is just to say I am well except for a little flu, some trouble with my arches and the fact I cant get used to not being "Okay, later, when I ) CAN DOWN By RUBE GOLDBERG A Perfect Housekeeper By C. M. PAYNE Pop Would Be Handy on the Picket Line able to say am told to do something. Training has started and I guess I am being trained to be a letter carrier from all the walking they make me do in all kinds of weather. toA modern rifle arrived in camp attention. wide day and attracted We expect to have several in time if there is no strike trouble. Only the top of my uniform was botready when I got here but the tom has arrived now. I am well and hope you are the same. Do not worry about me, mom, as I have to go to bed early and am too busy saluting to get into trouble, although if being in the army aint being in trouble I dont know what is. Love, Oscar. tite. Seneca. Oscar. Sc a r ri.ai& was p aluiE its .1 after eating and drinking JL comes with acid indigestion and w? bum. Have ADLA Tablets hand, they contain Bismuth and Carbon for quick relief. Your drugging them. Soc grn r jncoi co v pof asst Rebound Tells Attack is the reaction; I nev., think I have hit hard unless it bounds. Samuel Johnson. door ,d. Tad trerr for CRAPPED It wa i,e an r.st-- SKIN sha your skin Is chapped, yen will be delighted with the effect of(Mentholatum applied to the stinging, red, swollen parts. F je b Mentholatum quickly cools and soothes the Irritation and assists Nature to more quickly heal the Injury. 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Doans kidneys to pass off harmful ece"h i(. . waste. They have had more century of public approval. Are mended by grateful usere every1 Ask your ruiyhbort tul d of bi b ise-- b hot i ,ged snov th v ed of las i seer oi I nearly got in the guardhouse again. I asked the captain for a typewriter so I could write my letters that way and he said why should I think I rated a typewriter, I said, Well, this is a machine war, aint it? He got very sore. Never mind tlie dice I asked you to send me. The camp is now full mDlce 0l. are the one thing which aint behind schedule. Love, Oscar. THE DIZZY PACE (From the Conneautville, Pa., she y Mr. Ruth Inman attack of lumbago. AND MOTHER 'IV I don't think bell eke boxing trim but bl ot " to FROM DOOR- WAY. WHIMPERS SHOULD SHF KISS UNCLE InILBLRTI IN AND KiGSES UNCLE Wit PERT GOODNIGHT AND GOES UP AGAIN COMES fletaaaa ? Tb TROTS tV WN AT ONlE TO T Sandy Attnn MOST Say TO IN HALL Ite" Al tm THE GOES UP, PAUSING ON the STAIRS TO ASK HAON'T SHF BETTER RisS Them gooo-nm- it AILOVFR AGAIN. HI ARS FARltR-REPLY AND GOES HASTILY UP 9- -4 WNU W Salt Lake's NEWEST s . st am I'm Worth the Try For all may have, if they try, a glorious life or grave Herbert. - t . -- v v 2 p ffha hoss rus HOTtt ' 'I' Courier) girls have measles Monday.13 S l n si ck-- I ' CDMT9 DOWN AGAIN tl of just Greshs rt r a my a line to let you know everything is still okay at the arsenal of democracy as it Is called in the newspapers. I am getting along well, except the coffee is lousy and the cream is plain sabotage. Another modem rifle arrived today, so I guess things are speeding up in the defense program: Good-Nig- i tumb rs ou 1 r ' alar Dear Mom: Well, 1 aad as That Full, Choksd Feefe- u Shakespeare. Love, anr s ng somebody. Where dice? bust led acb Wisdom in Life Wisdom does not show much in precept as in life ness of mind and masterv so hot Dear Mom: I am out of the guardhouse which I mentioned in my last letter but I still dont like buzzers. If the bugle was good enough for Grant, Lee, Sherman, Teddy Roosevelt, and Pershing, it is good enough for me. I was talking this over with a buddy and he says he thinks the buzzer is being used just to make the army mad. An army is no good unless it is mad, he says. Well the buzzer will do it. A bugle would make me mad at 5 a. m. too, mom, but it is sort of romantic. It kind of stirs you up and makes you feel like you was a fighter. A buzzer just makes you feel like you was a stenographer. We have a couple of millionaires in my company. One of em is a Rockefeller. It is a funny thing how no matter whether you are rich or poor your feet hurt just the same. The photographers are always taking pictures of these rich guys but none of me but you know how I look anyhow so do not worry. I am well except for that buzzer. I cant help hollering "Come in whenever I hear it. Could you send me some warm socks, a homemade cake and some ol C ' r Address-Sun,.de- Dear Mom: I thought I would drop you a few lines to let you know I have not seen no fighting yet. I heard funny noises last night and was very nervous, but everything was okay this morning so I guess it was all imaginary. They do not get you up by bugle no more in the army. They use an electric buzzer. I kept getting and looking for front door on my latent because 1 10 thought it was the milkman or I made my mis take was going back to bed when I found no milkman, and just yelling "nuts to the buzzer the rest of the morning. The guardhouse is not a bad place and I will be out in a few days. Love, Oscar. hi Attend O.I.T. 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