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Show J I Friday, September 21, 1934 Before beginning his sermon on morning, a minister said that he was sorry to have to complain about the offertories. He tett bound, however, to make a protest and an appeal. 'In last Sundays collection," to said, there were no fewer than six buttons, I hope such a thing will not occur gala." Then, turning to the Bible, he anthe text: Rend your nounced hearts, and not your garments. Vontreal Gazette. Sunday FINNEY OF THE FORCE Face Scream BrlWOTmaMia 9 Vartan Miwunr VM WHV NOT Ye.'Z. WUT. BUTinT THAT 8EAUTT CREAM T'iMPRCAJE Her face- VAL f COMPLEXION, vJHUT'S That shows HOW UTTIE -- ? BE IT 1H MATTHER WIT T SET. Know ? 'BOUT IT E2 WOUtDNl' KWoW BUT Ot GiT IT Tfez. GoT WAkI OP ot TH.tNA wfsrioro y COMPLEXIONS NO "DOUBT T BOBBY THATCHER J StCH KSfJEfcANCE V A Woman's Last Word d Yes, said a man, I married the widow of a man who was hanged, and I thought that In the circumstances there would be no comparisons with the late lamented. Bat was mistaken. Did she praise him Just the same? Well, not exactly, but we hadnt been married a week before she declared that hanging was too good for me." sad-eye- City Management You once had some notoriously bad men In Crimson Gulch," said the traveling salesman. Times are different," answered Cactus Joe. Weve got some line scenery, so we got polite and catered to the tourist trade Instead of getting word through Chicago about the fine hideouts our hills would provide for bank robbers. The Fugitive Insufferable Mrs. Longwed Do you mean to say your husband never does anything to Justify a burst of tears or s fit of hysterics? Mrs. Justwed No, indeed. Hes kindness itself. Mrs. Longwed Why, the mean thing ! Brooklyn Eagle, AIRMINDED What makes your wife so flighty of late?" Dont you know? Shes taken up aviation. You Glisten, Anyway "So he said I was a polished gentleman, did he?" Well, yes. It meant the Bams thing. Ah I What was the exact word?" He said you were a slippery fellow. Pearsons Weekly. One Way Of Telling KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES Lady LYIN' 6Y THB DOOR GROANING, WITH A BIG BOX AND -I THINK YOUR HUSBAND 9 HAVING A PIT t 5 to that mule Is perfectly shocking. Driver Yes, it seems to get a ria out of everybody exceptin the mule. Youre about the twentieth person who has objected to It HeS COMB QUtCH PARDON eMADAMS A Piece OP PAPER CLUTCHED IN HIS HAND; it Phlegmatie "Mower That language you are using TAMjl Close Tongue Florist Want to say It with flowers? About three dozen roses, say? Cyril How about six I dont want to say too much 1 Cant Bo Done Conceited Actor People will gaze at my next picture with open mouths. Always Belittlin Yes. Its pretty hard to boo with your mouth shut Kercbew 0 Along the Concrete D 0 Our Pet Peeve n First Cannibal 1 Our chief has hay fever. Second Ditto Howd he get that? First Ate a grass widow. t, s s&; f 1 fjfc. u |