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Show v 'TlIE'SALT'X'AKETRnnTXErSUXDAYIORNiNO.NOVEMflER-lr'l&SS- 14 FABLE OF THOSE WHO By GEORGE AEE. there was a City Man with n Past. Those who saw him eating at tour dollars per Throw little suspected that he fead been at one time an otescure I nit in a Town never except by the Time Table Truly it i not the Getawav that count V you are going strong at tfie Wire 5ilr Hero was known to his Grandmother as William Henry Harrison Tucker. Hie otftlaw Associates aha made existence a Living Hell tor the Town The Teacher Marshal called him BIU tailed him ahout three time a Iay a In whkh a Hamlet born was B bounded on the North by a patchPre-of a Frog Jack Oats, on the Hast bv of serve, on the South, by a wide stretch VirOpen Country and on the West by a gin Wilderness.wasThe princ pal industry of the place knifing the KeHular One Ter-rpt- men-Con- 11 Candidate. find v try "little Competition in any Large Town. So he migrated to an Important Settlement which had Cable Care and Cigar Store Indian and all the other Adjunct of metropolitan Gayety. He settled down In a Hall Bedroom which had originally been planned aa a cloeet. By studying the Want Ad he learned that there was a General demand for Swede who could feed a Furnace and look after the Lawn. After a week he abandoned hi original intention of becoming General Manager of the IT. S. Steel Oompany and started e in a third assistant Slave In a office Even a poor Boy from the Country who keep hi Hand and Face clean and hi Cuffs trimmed And who 4 Foxy enough to get acquainted with the Female Relatives of hie Employer will sooner or later land in Division Number One and wear Bell. Bill never quarreVd with Ifls Meal Ticket or hid hi Light under a Bushel and in due tlmeh began to take Lunch with the Big SqUash who aat in the Mahogany Office. He moved Into a European Hotel that had ia Carte du Jour and a Band of Female Tommyhawker who eat around In Rocking Chairs all day adding up what they knew about the Married Men He put on hi Soup and Fish Regalia down and when every time the he was pinched for Speeding the Paper referred to him. a a Prominent Clubman BUI picked out one of the nicest Girls who ever at through a 8yimphony Concert and began to Hound her. He wa married In a Church the night after the-- Bachelor Dinner and ome of Ms Friend who were present told him all about It later on. we find him really Arrived. He Now could cash a Check without being Measured and Photographed After he began to do well In the City, much to the Surprise of all the Neighbors back in the Clump of Maples, he wa claimed one of our Boys and received many Letters in regard to Coming Across for the New Oampbelllte Church, the Community Building, Ac, Ac. Relatives coming up to the City on cheap Excursions hunted him up and boarded with him and then went back end reported that hie Wife was Extrava- Do You Know Anybody Who Is Sick? . KNEWrHIM-WHE- N He 'wanted to grow for the Future and have a full set of Whisker end be to elected Congress About the time that Bill began to arrange t6 have h s ow n Cup at the .Barter Shop, his Parent decided that, inasmuch as he refused to Work, they had better give him the Higher Education H He was meant for a Lawyer, unless should develop that he had Weak Hungs, in which case he was to be a Preacher. Soon after passing the Portala he acquired a Frat Pin, a short Cutaway Coat and a pack of Sweet Caps and learned to carry the Basso part in "My Bonnie Lie Over the Ocean " H took a Leading Part In all Student Activities involving Larceny. Mayhem and Disturbance of the Peace, thereby laying Broad and Strong the Foundation of b a future Usefulness aa a Member of the Citizens' Purity League. MP RESS two-acr- BEGINS TODAY Soman Meal contains whole wheat, ry end deodorized flax with all their native strength elements left m, not exhausted by overrefining. Roman Meal aids digestion, relieves constipation. Use it as a porridge, as bread, jnuffins, etc. fiun-we- ffear .AR Served in Restaurants Sold by Grocers v had visited her slater, Mrs L. C. Holbrook. Mrs. George Barn entertained Tuesday evening in honor of her son, Eldon, and Dean UdelL who will ieavs soon for missions. Thirty guests wers present. Luncheon wa served. Mrs Lafe Johnson of Provo spent Monday here visiting her parents, Mr. and W. J. Webb lira Mis Lenore Fox left this , week for Montpelier, Idaho Mrs. Ell Fox returned home from Idaho Thursday, after visiting there with relagant more more and A he became Important tive Miss Effie Larsen returned to Salt Lake he felt a Yearn to go back to the Birthspend.ng days place and give the Cackle to some of the Monday, after eeveraj v here. who had Paleooi Fossils predicted that he would wind up in the Poor House Bill Imagined that hi$ Childhood Associate were getting ready to place Memorial Tablet to mark the Spot at which he had first seen the Light of PAYSON, Not IS Miu Petri Janet diugh-te- r Day of Mr and Mr. Chtrlet Jouet wii mar He wondered what had become of Orv hi temple to rusty little Plavmste of long ago rled Wtdnetday in tha Salt Lakea abort wM Probably he was indulging in Manual Erneat Luadeli ofwillBenjamin After borne make tbeir at Gar y trip they a Dav. He ding Labor and getting field decided to go back and hunt up Ory and Mr B L. Jeneea entertained tbe Aftertreat him aa an Equal and gly him an noon Sewing club Thursday Imported Cigar The senior class of the Payton high Bills Chariot of Fire went tearing over gtvs ft misfit ball Friday evening in the school gm the Improved Roads of hla Native State, er JLtstuqi Mrs. H S Tipton and Mrs Emmett SneU dqfvlng Constables and killing Chicken-Afttraveling a Long Distance and entertained tbe ladies of the Social Tea Tues falling to pick up anv familiar Land- day afternoon Mrs E L. McCormack entertained at bridge marks. he found diimself In the congested Mrs Frank Harris reThoroughfare of a Populous Town with Friday of last week ceived tbe Traffic Boulevard Policemen, , prise Lamps, Mrs. Flint McClellan entertained at a chilMovies Eskimo Pie and all the other dren party Thursday in honor of the birthof Advancing Civilisation Fred Twenty chilson. of her Naday anniversary in of the First front He stopped were present tional Bank to make Inquiry of a portly dren Mrs Grace and Coleman three children of e Tailor-MadClothes whose Thistle are Gentleman in Mrs Coleman's parents Mr. Lodge Emblem must have weighed close and Mrs. W.Tisiting H Sbermer to a Pound Mrs James left today to Tialt her This is the Town you are seeking." parents at St" Wignall George. replied Orv, who was Mayor. President After an extended viit with her son at Garof the Bank and Chairman of the Greene land, Mrs. John Persson returned home TuesCommittee day Mrs. Samuel Gough left Wednesday for her After Our Hero recovered Consciousness. Orv told him that if he had stuck borne at Moab after Tisiting here with Mr and around Home instead of going to the Mrs H 8 Tipton Mrs Orsen Cloward and daughter, Wilma have made Citv, probably he would left Thursday to Join Mr Cloward in Califor Something out of Himself. and nia spend the winter The local Paper took Cognizance of jihe R A. Porter were 6alt Lake Mr and Mrs Wanderer s Return 'n the follow'ng Lan- Tlalters Saturday and Sunday. WUtthm Tucker, a former Resiguage Mrs Leslie ( romer of Eureka spent Mr and dent Sunday ed here as the Guest of our this week with Mr and Mrs H Jeppson genihl and popular Mrs E Mendenhall returned home from Salt Colonel Htgglna " Lake Tuesday rrenlng. ( as Orv a Colonel We say he was He had been on the Governors Staff for Four Years MORAL You can t keep a Squirrel on the Ground - PAYSON The Seasons Most Unusual Picture! In love with two beautiful women a bewitching South Sea lass and a society belle thats Tom Meighans plight in this picture-Ti- ll suddenly, in a marvelous maimer, Fate reveals which way happiness lies. wonderful supporting cast that includes Theodore Roberts, Leatrice Joy, June Elvidge, Eva Novak and John Miltern. A maa-- One-Fift- The Birthplace. The early year of Bill's Career were Almost e'erv crowded with Experiences Bummer a Circus would come along with k one Elephant and thirty eight era There 'sprang up a- fast Frlendsh p between our Hero and another Son of. the Boil known as Dry All through the golden Hours of the Summer time he and Two-Ol- d Cat and when the Ory played somber Pall of Darkness settled on the Earth hla only Problem was how to get to Bed without holding his Feet under the Pump. If tired of Childish Play he would shp off to the Haymow and study the works of Beadle. He attended Sunday School Just before Christmas. Bill often confided to Ory his Plans Shell-Wor- -- mJiei lng Conflict between Capital and Labor is still being used About a week after paying Five Dollars for ha Sheepskin, the Commencement flower had withered and he found himself Face to Fafe with the great World Should he settle down at Home and undertake a Course of Light Reading? Father thought not Should he prostitute hi Talents by working in a Bank? The Town Banker adv ised him not to do so. One day an Inspiration came to him Why not move up to the big City and make his Fortune and carry a Cane He was undefiled and lincorrupttble, as nearly aa he could learn, an aband, solutely honest Young man who would gold-head- Loa Angelas .... Ocean Park ...... Santa Monica , . . Catalina Island Information Bureau. KJJ-10-4 MClflC ELECTRIC BLDG, A ICS ANGELES CALIFORNIA. LARK, Nev 1A Mr Louis Peterson had as her dinner jrust Rundar Mr and Mrsv A J Huber and family of Salt Lake Mr and Mrs B A Grant of Eureka were the guests of Mr. and Mrs Elbert White Tied . sesday. Mrs William Callaway spent several dars Mr. and Mrs. Rarl Killn, at with her parent Riverton last week Mrs Elmer 'Blaupled. daughter of Mr and Mrs Louis Peterson spent tbe week tth her parents leaving Lark Friday fox 8a n Fran Cisco to join her husband Mr 'and Mrs Joseph Gamache and sons Harvey Butler of Philip and Billie and Mr Bingham were the guests of friends at Lark Monday evening Mr and Mrs James T White and children of Balt Lake spent Sunday with friends here W Mrs A. P HecnlDgwn and mother. Mr E Moore motored to Salt Lake Wednesday. of Mrs Elmer beal and little non, Den Riverton spent Wednesdty with Mrs Lira dor Walker. F R Mrs Mverhoffer and ,sod, Gordon-spen- t last week eod in Balt Lake with relative Mr and Mrs William Crittenden motored to Balt Lake Wednesday. An old fashioned quitting bee Was hld at tbe L D R. meeting house Tuesday, conducted by Mrs Hannah Hatt Mrs Fred Turner wts the guest of her parents, Mr and Mrs. Garrens at Bingham sev ral da during the past week Bl RUBY Inc.) TtUho Xv IS Tto Woman meeting In tb Maeie with 3Ji y ifteraodn The Pn Per KlitabMit Lwlwirk presiding Kewlft flub had chtrge of the program eo ehll B F Wlhon Mr hooka droll aflr which Freedom, by Hutchins gar papr e sndThia Mrs A W Rosecrana Miss Umlwtfk handed In tbeir resignatioat as president and It elwh !oJ,g iTMvti rfuUr furnished a part meet hotel Abolut!v aew concrete FIREPROOF, flaaa A reinforced atiuctur ( lose to the Bearh, adjacent to the Virginia Single Apartments, $100 to SlSrt per month Double Apartments, $185 to $20. Hotel rooms from $2 per day and from $50 per month. Aa exquisitely o'rw) California Beach, ocean Baa parlor n each Door facing the Billiard Golf pnrileyee of the Mrgtnla Country club to guest Headquarters for Ttap People 7$ 1 JN freidet iSjetivelv An enjorabla eoclni affair of the week waa the dance and card party gireo by the enter fatnrrrnt committee of tbe Eastern Star About fifrr couples were preaent Punch and wafer were aerred The M EL Aid aoeletr gate a eorered dlah luncheon in tbe church pariora Thursday ere-maA large crowd waa preaenl and after the dinner a social hour waa enjored Mr and Mr. Iawrence Dunn entertained a few frtenda at at tbeir home on Over land avenue TrLIay evening of laat week Mr W Thomas entertained a few friends at cards at her home Thursday evening Ur and Mm Elmer Franxwa were guests of friends in Bofae last week end Nor 18 Mrs John C Hoi I Mrs U D Atkins had aa her guest her BASTAOriN sunt. Mrs Anna Bennett, laat week end Mr. man entertained at her home Sunday evening A la Bennett traveling superintendent of the the occasion being her birthday anniversary as served to twenty seven 6 o clock dinner Childrens home in Boise M Mr L and Mr Fisher wer dinner guests. M Coonts Of Fountain Green it vtaitjng Mr guests of relatives in Rupert Sunday. her daughter Mrs WUle Hudson Edward Carter announces the engagement of Ms son Clrde tarter, to Miss Mari ha Ride of Balt Lake The marriage will take placa next Wednesday in tbs Balt Lake temple A reunion of the Lindstrum family wss held LEHT. Nov. 18 Mr T. F Kirkham Baturdsv of last weefc at the home of Mr and shd Mrs F D. Worlton entertained a Mrs 'Charles Lindstrum.- - Dinner waa served number of ladies at dinner Monday at the at 6 oclock to twenty-on- a home of Mrs Kirkham. here with After spending the last week-enMrs J M Watkins entertained Satur-da- r relatives Mr and Mrs Ralph de Camp and of last week in honor of the ninth Miss Ruhr Lindstrum returned to their home of her daughter, in Garfield. birthday annivereary were 8 Peterson and family Loot Mr and Mr Elsie Refreshment served to fourhave gone to Silver Citv for an extended star teen guests born the home of Mr and been at Bona bare Miss Ethel Hanson left for her horns in Will Hudson. Mr and Mrs Eugene Htg 'alt Lake Sunday, after visiting here with Mrs. Mr Peterson Gut Mr and and glnaon Miss Arv1Ua Watson. Miss Priscilla Kave la spending a week in Mrs Norman Holmstead returned home relatives. visiting from Kansas City, Mo., Friday, after fiprlngrille relatives. Mrs After a week a stay here-wit- h months there. spending Dan Wadsworth has returned to her 'home in Mss Florence Russon returned home Balt Lake Wednesday from Clearfield, where she The ward choir under the direct loo of their leader Andrew Borgensen. will give a social nd program io the ward ball next Wednesday CLARK-3rd CRUISE. JAN. 22, 1923 evening .OCCAM PA OK. CAL. - BAY RESORTS snmnonieA - B E. XGH sossmirAnu Ideal plac to a pend the winter month Balmy, aamitroplcai cilmaU Immenaa amueement pier sad conceaalon Vacation acttvldea ad all klutla-e- orf galore and warm plunga bathing, fihing tennta golf, motoring, etc. Splendid accommodationa t moderata ratea. Baud' concert dallT and Sunday. Only Ji mile, from Loa N car Hollywood- - lamoua Angefoa. motion Writs for folder and. .full pic taro earner. InSennstioa. Chamber of Cotnmerc, Santa, Vomica Calif A to aa "Empress of The ideal winter reaort Right In th hurt of 11 the attraction of Venire Oceea Park and Santa llooica. Onlr IS Blilee from Loa Angelea Surf and warm plunjfe bathing, motorin and dancing ether direraiona of all kind. Band con certa daitj; alao radio concert. European Absoplan Luting room in connection lutely fireproof. Wrlto for lilurtrated folder. MARIJTE STREET AT SPEEDWAY . OCEAH PARK, CALITORNIA. L- - tuualc and ball rooms Owner-- .' discator A Franc REXBURG, IDAHO IMS! mass Sobs Oorfc is tin ooiy Toanal Aicai whs boa sow ms World H by tbanand s Cmue Roood . BEYBCRO. Idho Not 1 Mr, C. P Packer hasten to the Borosis Liter, ry eltib h Mr. afternoon of laat week Frltis, 4 retd "If Winter Come " Min Id, Jen I solo And Hoialo. Drrroo. Gaidao. Fm, M. Oawald Cbri.ten ten, MIm Clad,, Smith. Mr Mr CLARKS l&th CRUISE. FEB. 3. 1923 en Mr I. V. Merrill ,eore Baliff of Proto. tt,b were rpecia 1 gneats The boat wa aaalatad hy Min Ora Packer of Prea hi ton Lancheo wa Irrmt to elereh fueata Id Baxhurg vlattlng Ml. Ilew, Peteraon la By Specially Chartered. SaagrteoM S. S . 'O A Prte-ao- a. and Mr 2S.00S her parent, Mr EMPRESS of SCOTLAND xl of to her petition In. Pocatcceptanc prior DAYS CxinSB. $660 tad oi 19 dry tello. rttooft.tf FiImHm; Spcja, Ath Rmm Dr. and T Parkinaon are reeeiTtnf FRANK C CUUULTnm RuiMia N roniratulattoea upon tba arrival of t dau,hter. November 6 J. Q. Tomlinson, Wtloon Hotol Mr 6rorr Balllf of Proro Ctah, 1 Tlaitin rtlatirea and frtenda in Bexbnr ' RATES EUROPEAN PLAR Tha Y M. and Y L M I A. of tha Third 1933, tho amounts aet oppo-it- o . Thirty, room aingle 150, double 2 00: 100 Soptombor antartalnad at a aorta! and dancing partr the names of the respective share- ward room, alngta 2 00, double 3 00, JSO room, Inthe haaament of tha erenln Wednradar with private toil-t- a, 2 50 o 4 00, double holders, aa follow slnlo ward churcii. Thia party waa one of the 3 00 to 5 SO 400 room David Hughes, Cert No. $4. 4 shares, Third with private bath aln the areortationa for their actlrtttea by adopted gle 3 00 to 5 00 double 3 50 to 7 00. delinquent Nov. . 1923, amount due $1 00 mutual derrlopmrnt. Luncheon' wa .erred cafeComer Suita, with private bathe, each onTwenty David Hughes, Cert. No $5, 1 shares, teria atyla to 109. fur Dished differently and luxuriooely, aatlafylng.tha delinquent No. $, 192$, amount due $4.00. Anna Pool antartalnad at dinnen Sunmoat dlecrlminatlng taate: Peter O. KapoS, Cert. No. 10T, 4 shares, dayMin.renin in honor of Mfn Joaephina 'Barno 5 ' Sing!. 7 to 3 00 per da'y . delinquent Nov. 6, 1923, amount due $1 00. rett. Jtore Parkinson and Alain Kay. 00 to 8 00 per day. Double, And In accordance with law and order Mr and Mr. B. K Pool motored to 'Manao, Magnificent lobby and Meaumn floor. Lara of the board of directors made on the Thuraday. ample room. 1MK day of Beptember, 1922, so many . MONTHS. $1,000 and up ,d MEDITERRANEAN bM. Ktt8 BEWARE! shares of each pproei of stock as may DELINQUENT NOTICE. be necessary will be sold at the office ee that your muie ha F.S I Jim, of the company at Farfhinirton, Ctah, on branded on hi riht hind lex I Steed Creek Irrigat on and Water the 2Srd day of November, 1922. at 3 he was an army mule end belonged company. of businees, p m , to pay delinquent assessment, to- to Fncle Principal place Bam" Farmington, Utah AP cost of the with No. don't mean huh dot , U. S advertising and Notice There are delinquent tgxm the gether C. A. L.LOVD, expense of sale. no Uncle Samuel, Date Jen, "bout nuthin following described stock" on account of ' ' S. Jea Dot a warnin'. stand tor iU. Secretary. assessitNMit levied on the 13th day of V Farmington Vuh- ja34S9 Un Exciien, up-po- '' ? 11- -' 99 Built to Make You Laugh! Photo-Comed- y Pathe News Usual Good Music 7 THE SANTAQUIN- ROUND THE WORLD & THE FAMOUS CRESCENT Howard J. Scott In- , by the Bell Syndicate, 1922, LEHI lackstone Hotel -- LARK Ice CAT ALLY A you will enjoy the greatest AT " recreation of your life. Here jou ran rest or play out in the open. Swimming, boating, tennis, golf, riding, hiking, gain fishing and all other outdoor sports. Wonderful hotels, bungalows or cottages for day, week or month. Every possible convenient e. The world famous submarine Gardens are at CATALINA. Writ for Pictorial Folder, rata ind Information Lloyd Ham Hamilton 11 (Copyright. r (X cparamounl QHdare Fellow-Townsma- BURLEY, IDAHO AVERAGE WEEKLY TEMPERATURES OP LEADING CALIFORNIA RESORTS For Week Ending Saturday, November It, 1922 i cIh&Man WhoSawmonw Plan Your California Trip to Musical Arts No trip to the Pacific Coast is complete unless it includes a restful, pepful, luxurious jaunt on these floating playgrounds, Society (Goo. D. Pyper, Manager.) Announces that for the Second Concert of the Season it has the plea, sure of presenting - tales Melt San Francisco at Tabernacle flov. 22 ' I and saloons. way and round trip, may be routed via L. A. B. Co. between San Francisco. Loa Angel and Baa Diego. Same fare aa all ralL Meals and berth extra. , Ask your local R. R. Ticket Agent or writ for folder. LOS ANGELES STEAMSHIP CO. R. V! Crowder, 0. P. A 685 Market St., San Franclae R. F. Cullen, D. P. A., 617 So. Spring St., Los Angalts HONOLULU LOS ANGELES SERVICE sailings direct beFortnightly tween Lo Angeles and Honolulu Next with palatial ocean liner tailing, Saturday. December 4, from Lo Angeles Harbor. Ticket, .on S ' ' ' 'Courtesy Tabernacle Choir. Prices, $1.00, $1.50, $2, plus 10 war tax. Send Mall order now. stamped envelope to Geo-E- l. Pyper, Manager, care Salt Lake Theatre. seats on Sale .at . 'Consolidated Music Co. - San Diego Lot Angeles A welcome Interval In th rail Journey." Freedom to mov about on the broad decka, and to enjoy the dancing, radio. phone programa and other paatlmea lij tha apacloua ballrooms The Renowned Tenor From Metropolitan Opera House, this Sea Voyage Include d, DANCING Salt Lake Theatre Taught Daily 10 to 10 MONDAY, Interpretative CHARLES Classic BROADWAY Today and Monday Another first-ru- n feature Monroe Salisbury The Great Alone Chapter 9, Th Century Radio Kina Comedy Coming Tueadey Dempsey Fight Pleturo" Oriental Egyptian Latest Ballroom Buck, and Wing Hard and Soft BpocUl Attention to Children WOODWARDS SCHOOL OF DANCING 246 So. Main, Over Telegram Office KENNEDY and WYNNE MATTHISON Dramatic Recital (Please note change of place) EDITH In PROGRAM - Shoe Dancing NOV. 20, S P. M. RANN Jf. Th Rising of tla Moon," (Irish play) t. Scene from Th Servant In th House" (Mr. Kennedy's play.) S. Tha Ttrrlbla Meek, (Mr. Kn. nady'a play) Bex office at theater open Sat. 10 a.m. Admlsflon $1 00, saason tickets $5.00. Ten excellent number. 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