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Show i THE BALT LAKE' TRIBUNE, MONDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 23, r.!:2 Salt stats and gfiiuw ImH twry Mnli If fripbtifnhg Of gUBauiTiojf: U Ctck. 10. m, Nrrcda M V4 omlrs Still itl litlii. am Mttk IMG I' tut JMT .,.... M IlIMT, la 0. Pitt! ml fcilit, ptt anatk tantul bl 1 IH yf who deetarel that he had sever met failure ia aay attempt to rob the mind, of It stored truth," lie said that anesthesia did not produce a voluble condition in the patient, but that, ht a certain state, question could be propounded and, without a failure as yet, aaewert had been forthcoming," which, cheeked up, had been " shown to be truthful. That is to' any, that thia form of anesthesia could be employed to question those under its influence and bring out facts which' otherwise would be concealed; The association gavs its indorsement, holding that if thia form of anesthesia was recognised and used many injustices would by the courts TMh.u., sals la wy topcct! IM TfttMM I HcsSm smt la tk laitMl la r clt, by f.:.pbiog this w Tks Tribune la a awatbar al tk Aaaolata4 TO amclstr Paa la lot republic tia a aU arwa tit lag H Ut aiapaletaa craOltM tl It tr W lie la tbta pa par, aatf alaa published hiia. The Trtbuaa la a taanbat ! the AaO't itia-aaa'- a ef Circa latlaa. latmMUue aoacarolng Tbe drcalatlaa will he tatppHik M Baraaa af Clrcnlatlaa, Caatarr bid-- . beeom impossible. .'ba I. c. Bcckullh Srarw. Afac;. aala aa.t. doubtless twill in The suggestion ani itl rartliinf agaat. Wsrld bid-- . Uo terest medical and legal circles Trlbtroa bMf., Chlcigai Poat li.patrb mrym Bt Louts; fbrd bMf , Dstreit. Mlcb.i A bMf., Kau.i Clip. Me. M. C. ' ' Ca.. lae.. Pietfta Coart wrai lo" Ibct bid , feaa r randan; TUI ! EBERT TO STICK ON JOB. Laa angrier; Security bid., tiattla. Pore If a buiaaa af Ufaratatlaa ( TbVV,M Field Marshal von Hindenburg, a ara; t Baa laatartlaa. Pari. oug1i by the imperialists of Germany Pan lull. Londaa. Englaad: 1 Vs ter dee ,ulyJ Berlin, QcnecnriBccHtcc Haul, a candidate for tb presidency, has Tabakaa taUl llf When yeu falltoiat paa 2lbaatolttia sensed a cUw enough of tho opposition to 10 baton tba rltp clrcalitlo t paa bp taaaaaafat. any-suc- h a. at. and a copy will ba venture on his part to'mako aa Gatatad at tka poatofflca at Salt Laka Clip hasty avowal that ho has no such weed rices aiattar. tl s"1 (. d.l ih 7r' f , b1Um. deprtt ambitions.- - Almost simultaneously the matter of the presidential succession Monday, October 23, 1922, tr.ttt.attd t AND THE UPHEAVAL. Dublin advices indicate that the Irish srs taking little more tha nary interest in the goversmesUl eoncer change in Orest Britain, their underwell be as confined, may being stood, to the effect the retirotaent of Winston Churchill from hio cabinet post will have on Irish affairs when the British parliament takas op tha settle-men- t of the Free State eonotitution and related matters The former premier, Lloyd George, hao assured the Free State chief that he will interpose no obstacles to oettlement by the new government and spokesmen for the victorious Conservatives have declared that the Irish program will b carried out at arranged by the eoalition government. Churchill, a secretary for the colonies ia the Lloyd George cabinet, wis the connecting lick between Great Britain and Ireland after tho signing .of the AhglS lrisV pact- AU diffieul-ttet5arose'" were discussed with him. Some of tho south of Ireland redicpublicans represented him as a have officials Stato the Fro tator, .but had no serious friction with him. In hio dealings with tho Ulster government his help was gratefully acknowledged by Sir James Craig, the Belfast premier. Naturally tha Irish Free State chieftains regard it as important that' Churchills successor shall stand by his acts and show the same spirit in carrying on tho administration of affair affecting Ireland. There is no indication that this will not bo done or that the Irish question will again assume an aspect threatening a rupture of tho understanding between London and Dublin. If, as cable reports have it, control of the Irish republican movement ha? been taken over by tho irregular army leaden, De Valera and Other civilian leaders being displaced, several things may happen. The army chieftains may elect to continue their battling against the Free State aad find their challenge accepted, since the Free State authori ties have served aotlee that they to proceed vigorously against the rebels; the civilian republican leaders may conclude that the game is lost with the radical militarists ia control has betti settled for three years, et any rate. An. extension of President Eberts tenure of office 'has been agreed to. The term will be lengthened to the last of June in 1925. All the political parties have agreed to tho introduction of a bill In tho roiebs-taamending the constitution to this effect, and tho bill, according to Berlin cables, is assured of the required vote for its passage.' The first popular balloting for a president of the republic will therefore tako place some time prior to June of 1925. It will be recalled that President Ebert was not chosen by popular veto, but elected by tho German parliament The eompromise agreement affecting the Ebert succession represents a victory for the United Socialist party, which gave the bourgeois parties the choice of having a presidential oleetlon take place next December or leaving Ebert in office until 1926, which would give him the seven-yea- r term provided for by tho constitution. Ebert, a harnesemaker in the days of the empire, has been something of a plodder, but he has been peculiarly successful in the presidency. Possessed if a largs fund of common sense and 'devoid of any speetacularism, he has managed by compromise much of the intricate difficulties attending the German political situation. g 1021 bavior in (oppressing Bacon rebellion, are perhaps th two things wbieh make him remembered in th annals of history, I thank God there are no free schools or printing presses, and I hope we shall not have them these hundred V- year."' On the ether hand, Connecticut s governor proudly answered, th annual revenue of the colony is laid out (n maintaining free schools for the education of our children." In thia connection, however, it is to be remembered that as long as slavery existed in the south and the plantations were large and very far apart, the common school could not exist. And even tadsV, a was the case after the emancipation of negroes, the south has her "problems, ia that she maintain schools for the different elements of hqr population. But from the time of Washington and Jefferson it became gradually apparent that the system would prove one of the most effective institutions in determining the character of Americas national life. And that fact is probably what .was in the mind of Washington- when h said in- - his Farewell Address, Promote, then, as an object of primary importance, institutions for the general diffusion of knowledge. In proportion as the structure of a government give fore to publie opinion, it is essential that public opinion should be enlightened." ciiooli were first When publie founded in America it ia doubtful whether any such purpose was in the minds of the more pious among New Englander. The Connecticut statute of 1650 does not fail to let forth its true purpose, for it states thatrf It being one chief, projeet of that old deluded Batan to keep men from a knowledge of the Scriptures, and that, learning may not be buried in the grave of our forefathers, publie schools should be provided for. They were democratic at least to the point of demanding that the same sort Of training should be available to ever one a definite departure from the system that had been gradually growing up in Germany and in other places on the European continent, where, even until the time of the world war, though the country is classed as one of the most literate, the boy or girl of the common family from tho age of 6 went to the Volkeschule and the boy of family of th same age went to- - another institution. From the very first day they entered the portals of their respective schoolhouses the line of social distinction was sharply drawn, A professor of one of the most learned. universities in Germany remarked, in astonnumber of students ishment upon-th- fr in American high schools, Such a numbar of students is German higher schools wonld ba the gravest kind of a social menace," Perhaps one of the most interesting phases, and, is a sense, one pi the most distinctive, of the American system, is that the sehools in the various states have developed along independent and individual line. As a consequent there baa been s friendly rivalry, which, together with suggestions derived from the experiences of each other, has made the American system of publie schools such a vital factor in molding loyal American citizens and in placing the system itself in the forefront among publie schools the world over. One-fourt- g mviNJL Oct. ?. Anthony WASHINGTON, Comstock may t dead, but, aa they sang of John Brown, his soul goes marching on. The organization which he founded to fight vice will soon, celebrate Its fiftieth anniversary and Its latest report indicates that it I aa busy as ever. Ia fact, Ms activity may be even' more effective end more than it In the days when Comstock was the nemesis of producer of prurient plays and publisher of literature of the same character. It Is not generally known that the New York Society. for the fcupprsaslon of Vice does not confine Its work to the city and stmts which give It Its name. Most of tho publicity It has received hat been In connection with It efforts to suppress plays staged or books published In New York City. However, the so ciety's report shows that It has participated In Investigations end prosecutions ia several cities in Pennsylvania, Michigan, Illinois. Missouri and Wieoon-ai- n, and that It cooperated with a pme-hsimilar organization in Paris. In th course of Its work th society ha been instrumental In procuring the arrest of more than 0 400 persons, of whom more than 1500 were convicted or pleaded guilty. Sentences aggregating 4 years Imprisonment have been Imposed upon th guilty and fines ssseseed against them amounting to more than a quarter of a million dollars. In connection with these caxe there have been confiscated j 27.004 pounds of book and eheet stock, I.2S1.M obacane pictures and postcards, 21,(10 photo negatives and film, 0.4t plate for printing book, 4J2. tot article of Immoral use and ,7I,057 circulars, etc. catalogs, Last year there were also taken on search warrant 45( magazines and aa evidence two reels of obscene motion at picture f i 1ms. In addition to 11 this tha officers of the society also point with pride to the part It has taken in the better publlo shows movement In New York City and In bringing about the enactment of ths law establishing the New York state motion picture commission. Films now shown In the state must be licensed by the oommlaaion and a license may be refused on the grounds of indecency, tendency to Incite to crime and for other causes. MORGAN ONE OF Why Ns One Lssktd at th Bride. (From th . Boon ' Boone, Ia.) A pretty wedding occurred "Wednesday et th home ot Mr. and Mrs. P. when their daughter, Helen Lily, wa given ia marriage to Mr. Ray O. Iamb. The bride wore ' a gown of dark blue charm e use satin and carried a shower bouquet of roaee. Th bridesmaid wore bosquet ef Ruaseil roses. -- at eelf-ma- d L.Mc-Collpu- m - e. Itr I arfs-toerat- 1 liove-ewep- ... , 1 "AU right,-- ' ss'd the father. Til or- der one by telegraph tonight, but I'll bet a thousand dollars , there ain't a damn on la th family can plgy It," - - (Copyright, 1922, by the McNaught dicate, Inc.) Syn- Belgium, Holland, Sweden, Denmark, Spain, Portugal. Norway and SwitzerUnited State slimMed It land. Th adherence to the treaty in 19i9, litera'Q. What la the oldest piece-o- f F. A. Ip existence? A. Probably th oldeet known piece of literature in existence Is tba Babylon Tablet produced by . th people of Babylonia. , ture - but what correct when used. Q. I In the sense of "but that which"?. D. N. J. A. It Is Incorrect. The form biq that" should ba ueed: "1 am not surAx but that my dres is too short. Ideal garden soil? A. M, The Ideal garden soil is a mallow, loam. A a rule, sandy loams will produce early crops. But the etiffer clay loams usually give largei , yields. Q. A. What 1 well-drain- Q. How many farmer are there In the United State? L. F. 8. A. According to the 1920 censu report . there were 6,448,242. eane What I meant by a L. an A. Thia means observance of Independence day which shall Jeopardize neither the lives nor property of citizens by the careless use of fireworks and explosives and also an observance of the day which, while it shall give expression to the 'patriotic feelings of Americans, hall not be at burdensome cost or .entail a foolish outlay of money by the taxpayers of ths country. Q. Fourth? J. A SLIGHT ERROR. was the Sunday following hi ordination, and the eon of th squire was to take th morning rservice In his native village. He was very young end also very nervous, but he did his besL and at the close of the service h returned to the vestry feeling quite satisfied with his performance. A the old clerk was helping him off with hi surplice, he said, cheerfully: "I think I got through with it all right, It didn't I, Watson?" First rats. Master Harry," replied the I dont know enthusiastically, as I ever heard It don better, but he added, after a pause, the old parson he nevei; gives us ths evening service In old man, th morning' Exchange. REVERSED. Eleanor Franklin Egan of the advisory for the disarmament confereomnylU ence Is noted ss a brilliant talker no less than as a brilliant writer. Woman's lot has changed' she said t a Washington dinner party. Yes, It has changed greatly sines I want off to .the far east In 1904. Back In 1904 ths Idea seemed to pre Q. What was the first dally newspavail that man's lot was getting and forper In England? W. T. A. The first English dally paper, th getting, while womans lot was giving Exchange. Daily Courant, appeared In 1702, and the and forgiving. first Sunday papers, th British Gazette NATURAL. and the Dally Monitor, in 1720, Ehe There are times when you act , wire be like a real man and other when you, t). How long . can a .trolley appear absolutely effeminate. How da used? A. B. D. A. The period of time that a trolley you explain It? He Well, I think It must be hereditary. wire can be used before being replaced You see, half of my ancestor depends entirely bn the amount of traffic. However, as an average, it would were men and the other half women. , Fetlt Parlslen. last ten years, ' ANY HOTEL. an g agTee-menInternational Is there Q. First guest "Im sure I dont know regarding whit slavery? F. C. H. A. Whit slave trafflo was formerly why they oalt this hotel The Palms do extensive In Europe, America, parts of you? I'v never seen a palm anywhere The sup- near th place Asia. Africa and Australia. Second guest Youll see them before pression of ths traffic was agreed upon International an treaty signed May, you go. It's a pleasant little surprise the ty 1904. by representative of France, Ger- waiters keep for th guest on the last Great Britain, - Italy, Russia, day of their stay' RL Louis Star. many, -- lf cliroesieoy vStiSi rk ld - - house-holde- "Well," said th young man. to me x In every possible de- . tail except one. Whattniaain?" demanded, the parent. "You ought to have a chandelier fn said, the boy. the main drawing-room.- " It seems complete SALT SAP THE FOUNDER. Jf. Pierpont Morgan, the elder, was associated with Anthony Comstock as one of the founders ot the society, and other prominent men Included in the list of Incorporator were William E. Dodge, Jr.. Morris K. Jessup and Robert B. McBur-neIts list of' contributors for 1921 totaled some S00 individual and organ!-sone. The society wse legalized by an act of the legislature of the state of New York Gassed Mar IS, 1S7S, and Ms object, as stated In the law, is the enforcement of the lews for the suppression of the trade In, and circulation of, obecene literature and llluetratlone, advertisements and articles of Indecent and Immoral use. aa It Is or may be forbidden by the lawe of the State of New York or of the United States. The law further provided that the police force of the city of New York, as well s of other places where police organizations exist, shall, as occasion may require, aid this corporation. Ms mem bers or asehta, in the enforcement of ail lawe ahicli now exist or which may hereafter b.toa?te(l for-th uppreBlon of tne acts and offense specified In section of three th act. SCHOOL. THE PUBLIC Thus It Is a spa rent thatTne society Along th road of dreams Is an extraordinary organisation, with alLoves rooea blow. session Salt in There has been in t time or apaco unusual functions and powers. And they together Lsiw enforcement la generally regarded as love aglow. Keep the few the last Lake during STEFAN. days something to be entrusted solely to pub( lic officials duly created and commisUtah Educational - association; The R. H. U sioned by the body that enacts the lawe. Such - official are paid by th governmember of this , association are the ment, federal, state or municipal, as tha case may be. their responsibility la fixed representatives of the greatest instituMEMORY TESTS and their authority oarafully defined. tion ever conceived and established by Yet here wa a group of private individuals. almost all of whom were offi1. bright star most nearly reman, namely, the publie school. We of cers. directors or life member of th sembleWhat th sun In light? Capella, in tbe Y. M. C. A. bf New York, who were emoo catenation of Auriga. today who have been intimately faCapella is a powered to enforce certain law and the yellow star. miliar with tha public school system Police the usual officials 2. What Is the state flower of Wyower directed to assist them Non of since our earliest youth ean scarce Th Indian paintbrush. them and hone of their agents was re- ming? J. Whed was contract to buiM ths realise that there ever was a time when quired to furnish bond or otherwise es- first New York ths subway let? On Janutablish his responsibility and no control the publie school was not. Yet it is 1900. ary 1, whatever over the officers and agents 4. What a Jetty and where Is th only a few hundred years ago that this of ths society arms reserved to the state. longest jetty In the world? A wall or most beneficent of all Ideas was first RECEIVED HALF THE FINE. of timber and stone, or of ma(l pier. The original act even went so far as stone alone,' built into a river or harbor brought forward,' and, like all new one-hato of fines to deepen th channel or for uso as a the provide that ideas, bitterly assailed.. collected through the , Instrumentality of breakwater. Th Columbia river on tb Ia our own time we have seen the this society or it agent, for the viola Pacific coast of the United 8ttes has in- - the woridr htariy the kHigeet public school" advance withamazisg Earth lf miles in length. and thrones totter, shall accrue to Its benefit,' This clans four and ohe-ba-jetty trembles, strides. The school which many of u was speedily repealed and provision was 6. How much did the - United States crashlnr down; attended were crude affaire, indeed, The Welle of age-daslaveries are rent, made for the division of the fines between pay Denmark for sovereignty over tbe massive precedents sway pause tha Female Ouerdian society .and tp Virgin islands? A total of 225.000 000. compared with those of today. Still, Great Prison Association ot New York, but the amounting to about 2290 per acre of their then thunder to the dust the onward march of the public school And ruins crumble even to our fart that it was in the law as it was first passed la illustrative of th confifeet. during the last half century baa been dence imposed by the legislature In the ENGLISH A SHE IS 4F0KE. exceeding smooth compared to the dif- Here are they cast and here they lie. society at the time it was formed. I am an English teacher In a small However, it was many yearn before th it traveled before i at- Each earth-shoc- k pours them faster at as, indeed, De Valeras own corre- ficult high school. Otherwise, ths Inciour door the general public accorded It similar town which me the most embarrassspondence seems to indicate as the opin- tained a (olid foundation. These rocks grotesque, these it was something entirely dent moment gave recognition, rugged of my life might not have ion of himself and his closest adviser new to the courts, prosecuting attor- ing Ia thia connection, aa uncommonly won. as as it did. me affected strongly fragmentary ruins of old States. ney th police and the newspapers, and and maintain .a hands-of- f policy interesting outline of the history of These Tb place was a church social, where And shall we leave them as they lie it was an object of suspicion and somewere gathtown of ths forces while the army proceeds with its Americas free educational aystem has Unsightly desolation on our land times of active anlmoeltjr, aa It now ad- th ruling Com- ered. .A group of a few congenial souls blight our growth and bruise our feet. mits In its publications. Anthony straggle; or there may be an under- just bee published in the form of a To and simpie. To block the road to that fair land we stock. who was the executive- - secretary was talking nonsense, pur In what must have been a penetrat standing between the civilian republi- bulletin issued by the National Geoand director of Its activities from the dream 1 said to one opposite me, voice, Ing new data of Its founding until his death In cans and the Free Staters leading to graphic This instructive That Holy land of Democracy? society. of something she had done, I 115. was subjected to all iqanner of apropos seen you when you done lt. temporary, at least, assent to, the status pamphlet' touehea the origin of the Come, friends, and look more closely at criticism. He was lampooned and cariA good old person, of whose presence these stones. catured in th press and burlesqued on quo and the organisation of an oppo- publie school movement in America and me I was unaware, patted me on ancient glories were not built with th stage, and most people, had the Idea nearshoulder sition party in the Irish dail. traces its early struggles, bringing it The clathat ths whole th ha was either a joke or an officious roomful could and saidMysodear, ythat you should hear, Bomors of a peace, or at least a ddWn to recent times. See, here are marble from Carrara's old busybody who sought constantly to say, I saw you did 1L' when you , hills nose his "stick other bust la civilbetween , the people's Free State and ' truce, It 'took years to break down the Free Press. such as built the sacred shrines of nese. ian republicans persist; .there may be prejudice against building up a free in- Or Greece. Those who violated the laws which his WA HE ANGRY, WHY something to the reported negotiations stitution where the rich and the poor Here rugged granite from the northern society Inwas commissioned to enforcea horns 1st from tha learned lands. time, that Saint Anthony, a Flnnlgaa cam More recently published correspondence alike might obtain instruction, and in Mosaic from the Orient and scrape of he wa dubbed, was not a joke. Whether club, but kn such a temper that h taken from republicans indicates- an some of the eolonies the fight was a he undertook to auppreea books and plays knocked over a lot of furniture. gold . Mrs. Flnnlgan was aroused, and, sitting that were not objectionable save to Among the heap. Beauty was theirs effort to create a schism between moat formidable one. in bed. asked: What's the matter, and whether he sought to and For aye, up using strength. firude. Irish clerical leaden in the hope of of morality that were not Flnnlgan?' Massachusetts, always serious in pur- Yet purblind mon&rcha builded on the I'm mad, mad as a hornet. and. acceptable to a great malorlty of the bolstering the republican movement; pose because her settler had come priWhats made you so? may be debatable questions. this was, however, taken some time marily to make a permanent home in America, redeem these precious shards! people, However, it is not of record that anyFlaherty, down yonder; he called me ago and it appears to have been abor- the new world, in 1647 passed a law re- Hew, polish, fit them Into place.thing hs or4 his society has tver dons ( liar." save build harm 8o In those Cod's who has But, man, why didn't you make him our may they anyons .city . tive. quiring every town of fifty midst. sought profit In transactions against prove it?" . More and more evidences eome from Anto maintain a teacher who More rich; more fair than thought or which ths !aa might be Invoked. That's why I'm so mad; h did!" Imaging! thony Comstock may have been derided Exchange. Ireland of the publie support of the could instruct pupils in . reading and Marlon Brown Shelton. as a gloom" and In some quarters It Free State and the waqing cause of writing. Moro pretentious communimay b argued that he took a great deal THE LESSER EVIL. of th sunshine out of life, but the data irreconcilable. the There has been ties of one hundred householders REVISINQ THE SCRIPTURE. "Whets you Irty in keeping that tbe of the figures soclpty. complied by less of disorder, and Irish news seems should have a grammar school. ConI had just been chosen aa teacher for which have been quoted, indicate that there Infernal jack in a shed right across tots In our Sunday school. there must have bPen some need for the road from your store? Inquired a to feature the escape of irregular necticut, tBb fell in line with a similar the smallest customer. The ft ret lesson was about the verse. the work which he undertook to do. from various Irish jails. The law in 1650. "Well, I'll tell you,? responded tb prisoners Suffer Itttle children to come unto me." 8. Sumner, who now carries on John eo had listener been attentive and the work started by Comstock, describes proprietor of the crossroads Osark emFree State amnesty offer has not been New York was not so progressive in My HI drowns out .the no verse in the unison loudly porium. repeated aa "a agency arguing of Newtbraying generally accepted and the, government the early days because there was a that I was sure I had made a deep im- the society Jes Bobl Squisiumi.me for as the dtlxen proxy ordinary acting and a chanrg and others, th announced has gives its withdrawal and in- disagreement between the English and pression. In seeing that specific laws, aside from to ketch a little nap npw and then' The superintendent dropped In to eee the ueual dutlss of the polle are-r- e tention to proceed energetically against DuteL. settlers, na to bow the school how wa the new teeeher conducting the He also says In Kansas City Star. and enforced. the active leaders of the republican system should be worked out. New clans and I confidently asked one bright- spected his report that any feeling of antagonism tell Mr. Brown lad to little about eyed ONLY TQ FIGHT WITH. s . heretofore existing has .movement. Jersey was the wiser ia her generation, the lesson ws hsd learned that day. And toward the society "No, I cannot allow you to play with d'sappeared and the society now enovs The Ulster region continues tran and in 1666 passed laws providing for then I received a shock. v the respect and has the willing cooperSmith girls, Ellen. They are too tho man said Its time to eat. piped ation of all the estaliTlshedr agencies of rough' and rude. quil, which is reassuring. The Craig the establishment of schools. The prob- the The shrill little voice. well both local and as laNr, ths national, won't mind If I only go out Well, government in Belfast, while reassert lem in Pennsylvania was much the "What?'', cried the bewildered super- as ths aid of other organization engaged and fight you with them, will you, mother, intendent. to its "steer dear In of work. same the related as purpose in that New York, and in .most iag dear?" Exchange. Yee. that's It. Hs said, Supper, lit The children of any country are its sooth Irish government, is at least or the eolonies the difficulties under tl children; Come to me,' "Free Mr. Sumner. asset." One says greatest RID OF A BUM NICKEL. of the chief duties of government la to throwing no obstacles in the path of t hieh poor lehabod Crane labored in Press. and Bess passed a counterfeit Somebody child, others th mentally protect the Free State leader. his meals out among the SERVINO HI PURPOSE. getting Immature, from mercenary vicious Influ- coin on BoP a year ago, and he hasn't W. I George, the English novelist. ences. A branch of that specific duty been able to get rid of it since " of his sehool existed as vivid patrons Is coming back hers to lecture agsln, AN XNTE&BSTXNCI SUGGESTION. Wh a tl Malden Aunt (horrified) We has been delegated to this society. realities, the support of the school as eairt (New York editor. "Im sorrv. oppose those who, for a price or to sat- Doesnt that young man ever go to well as of the master depending almost They tell a ertory to th effect that isfy some vicious impulse, would place church, then? Exchange. A rather curious proposal wa ad bad luck her ona night In the wav of th' susceptible unnecesthe generosity of the George had Invery ' j LAW ENFORCEMENT. last winter a western town. His audi- sary temptation to do among those who vaneed at a meeting of the Southwest entirely upon ' so wa small that after lecturing would debauch th ence patrons. mind and body of At any rate, an unpopular law can't Medical .association in Hot Springs In the South, generally speaking, for about half an hour he decided to wind youth, the thoughtlessly curious and th he enforced while it is violated by those unstable." mentally with whom It 1 popular. San Francisco ' that the assoeiationlndorse a plan to there were virtually no public schools To prepare for the windup heald: Chronicle. am detaining you, FLAYING IT SAFE. experiment with prisoners in the fed prior to the Revolution, and few before and Inofear, friends, I In navy circles there Is told th etory between the states. ALWAYS ON THE JO. war the While was loud from the a There laugh in Leavenworth in an oral prison of ail old sailor named Bill Taylor, who. Tb devil never take a vacaHewitt still governed the Atlantic gallery, and a voice yelled: England under had so court while been martial, tion. No. go on, old man; it's still raineffort to determine- - the value of the seaboard, 6ne of her with of the instructions the impressed Jewetf And kings, through the in. always wears hi Exchange. young officer detailed for nis defen.ee working clothe. Cupid Columbia tatev twilight sleep as a monwi of securing commissioners of the foreign plantathat he was determined to Oexerctse (tl PA .QUXWAS truthful etatFihents from criminals. oar ss to qualifying evidence when he tions, inquired into the state of edit? THE PENALTY. Pa, there is a bill collector at Uie was not absolutely certain. 8, when The proposal was mads by a Texas cation ia hie possessions. The reply door. She Fhall we make mud pies? the judge advocate asked him hi name who All No. mud pie gets y all 'llrtv He described experiments 6 f Governor William Berkeley of Virhe replied: right. TeH him Ira out." physician, n first thing you know someons springs Out of what" "Mv name Is William Taylor or words he had mad wifb patients in his ownjginia, together nith his notorious be w that satouL" a bath on ye. Life. Out of funds." Exchange. exchange y. Not a Family of Musician. western millionaire built th finest house In hie home town. He to furnish it, and decorators Imported managed to get It finished by th time bt eldest son arrived from th east, where the youth had been completing hie education. Th proud father escorted the young man through th shining new mansion, followed by th other members of the household. When tb grand tour had been completed th millionaire Inquired At Hard Labor. the son had any suggestions to Fine Congress, Harding Tells G. O. P. whether make. Leader." Headline. 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