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Show - I TiiE SALT LAKE TRIP UNE, B U N DAY MORNING, OCTOBER 15, 192 13 ' v - ; ? Iax Felnermann. the waist manufacturer. In the bubs ay this Abe Potash announced one ,day last week, and "ever since his Hattie had the tain last that feller Wouldn't talk about nothingyear, but top milk end lime water. I tried to get a line on what he expects to iqanufacture op tns spring and summer of 1921, and I could gather waa bv that time he would be making a full line of half MaJ. tenno-Dextone quarter barley fiour and one quarter top milk with iust. a daah of lime water." 'Sure I know,- - Morris Perhnutter' said. I seen the twins father, Sam lillisber. hist week, and he save to me when we wrote him that letter the that tljns they Was born, we congiatulated the wrong person. We should ought to have aeqt It to Dr. Rifkin. thd child speciaTut, on account some people in the diamond make as much in one as Dr. Rifkin does out of them twinsyear in six months only. Sam says that during the first year. Dr. Rifklns commission on pictures alone must have been a couple of hundred dollars. Twice they the boy twin for safety pine 'which they afterward found between the aheet and the mattress of the crib and once they the girl twin Tor a llatinum and diamond baby pin which howed up later together w.th six sterling silvewenup spoons end a wrist watch In the trunk of the upstairs girl after the police seahched it. Well, children is brought up on a very scientific plan nowadays, .Mawruss. Abe ," o, X-r- ay - ' , i - . 'N f . r - tor Oil Manufacturers Association that x therthey put out a line of such mometers In order to stimulate sales of their product, understand me. Still, Mrwtunl 1 don't think that mothers and fathers shows half the confidence in thermometers as thev do In Abe said. weighing mach ne. My wife s sister changed her babv'a doctor, it diet and its nurse on the strength of the child having lost twe pounds from being weighed twice In the earn day, once on a machine in an Elevated station and again on a free e weighing machne tn a drug- -' store.' it don't take even that much to make some mothers change the baby's doctor, Abe. Morris declared, "which that is what comes of doctors glv.ng babies a diet Instead of food, y'understand. For instance, Abe, doctors would keep themselves out of a whole lot of trouble if they would fust ssy to a mother: Feed your babv the way a baby should ought to be fed, cutting out such indigestible foods like Welsn rabbi t. broiled lobsters and salami. Raw is very bad for a baby, especially befote retiring, and on no account more than three cigars a day,' or something hke that, y'understand. "Then if the baby get a little colic. Abe. .It's up to the mother an 1, not the doctor, because theres a pretty wide range of food left to the discretion of the mother which could give the babv the coic, yunderstand." Morris went on. "But If Doctor Rifkin tells a motheg she should feed the baby only what appears hot-bo- penny-ln-the-el- ot cut-rat- on-o- , ACC6J0if$i HAND BAGS ' id. "The time has gone when a mother expected to keep her by six months child quiet with a two cent dill pickle to suek." I know it has,' Morris agreed. Nowadays they give their children a thermometer to suck and if it shows that the child has got a fever of degrees, Abe, away it sets back the child's father right five dollars for a doctor, which it only goee to show that Just as manv children has visits from the doctor because of sucking a thermometer as because of sucking a cents dill pickle. In fact, Abe. if I was a man on a small salary, I would stop five dollars from my wifes housekeeping money every time she gave the baby a dill pickle or a thermometer to suck. Well, In the old davs before give children thermometers to suck,they a baby could be' sick for days before the mother suspected there was anything the matter with it, Abe said. And it got better before anyone knew anything was the matter with it also. Morris said. "Also, Abe, ail thermome-tr- s aint exactly such seventeened Jeweled, adjusted to five positions, accurate affairs neither. Many a healthy baby has swallowed quarts and quarts of castor oii before the parents found out that their family thermometer w'as running two degrees too high, yunderstand, and I wouldn't put it beyond the National Cas two-doll- ar two-doll- ar . on the half a shel, he hand her, and tlSy baby gets tiie colic, yunderstand. why theiKshe compares her half sheet -- of typewrRlt. with the half sheet of typewriting that Rothfinger handed her neighbor whose baby didn't the and Dr. If colic, get Rothfinfcr's formula for feeding has got in It a of a teaspoonful less barley flourquarter than Dr. Rlfkln's, naturally a child Is going, to get the colic when an ignerammus like Dr. Rifkin goes tp work and poisons it with half a teaspoonful of barley flour. "And at that, Mawruss, Abe said, Dr. Rifkin makes a pretty good living from adenoids alone, which I ain't seen the fig In any of the crop 'experts' reports, ures . understand, but I should say offhand, Mawruss, that the adenoid harvest is pretty near as valuable to doctor in New York City as the com harvest is to farmers In the entire states of Kansas, Iowa and Illinois. "How do bab'es come to get these here adenoids, anyway? Morris asked. What do you mean how do thev oome tq get wm? Abe retorted. "They're born with them. "Then why dont doctors let them them?" Morris inquired. "No doubt keep thev wag placed there for some good pur, pose." No doubt, Abe agreed. But doctors has aiwavs felt that the human body needed a little busheling at their hands. Mawruss. which appendixes and gail ducks was also placed In th human bodv for sornp good giurpose, Mawruss, but the average doctor ain't going to let you hang onto them unless you look like you wasn't financially good for a major operation. y'understand, So If a grown-u- p who con put up an argument thai his spare parts don't hurt him cant them if a doctor wants to frisk himkeep for therti, Mawruss, what chance has a poor little baby got that can't speak for It self? "I suppose the chance Is that If babies were born with enough language so as to be able to say anyhow: Get the biases out of here. Morris suggested, "half business. Well, most baby doctors has got mothers buffaloed Into believing that thev are mind readers, anyhow as far as reading babies mihds is concerned, Mawruss," Abo said, and therefore unless dhd poor baby neblch hss something which could be recognised got by the looks or the noise, like measles or whooping cough, a mother has got to take the doctors word for what is hurting the child. Th consequences is, Mawruss, that doctors ha to laying taken else which Is fc matter with everything a child, to Us adenoids, . ujerstand, with the result that o child of fairly parents amHgotn an adenoid to Its nams by the time talk enough to say that its adenoids dojt hurt it. "And I bet them ists also get by with their thsqnespecialonly because a baby can't talk, AbeMorris months old child had a fair command of English to order Its meals, Abe. It would say to Hs' mother: 'Listen, Mommer, I no kitten. Give me a sirloin steak, medium rare, some French Tried and the Worcestershire sauce.' potatoes Because It's something more nourishing than th food on th diet list furnlihed its mother by a baby specialist. "And even after thev can talk. Maw-rue- s. the latest way of feeding children Is not to give them the things that taste good like candy and pickles," Abe said. "In fact I was reading In one of them ladles magaalnes that half the sickness of-- children la caused by children enjoying themselves eating candv and Ice cream and children's parties and othpr going places where are liable to get excited and have they a good time like circuses and moving picture shows. that. A be. MbFrli aaldr only the tightwads would have healthy children. "Well, It seems to be the theory nowrt adays right straight down from th to the hearse, yunderstand, that to be- - healthy,-you'v- e to be unhappy, ' got' Abe said. And mavb it's' a good thing, too," Morris concluded, "because if children has got to live all the'r life in a Prohibition country with blue law on the side, Abe. thev couldnt begin to get ' The 'leather hand bag will be favored by the matron for fall. There are .new suedes and leathers. The bag which seems suitmost ed to her needs is a new ar-- - pt rival in pin seal and patent leather. Conveniently sized, with most complete fittings. Priced $25.00. The Qulbransen Is the Life of the Party Young folks Wincing old feet exhtli ration fills tha air. Music work, in malic, and your cn is the bis of the party. ' malts it simple. Play a Gulbransen as our stots fot but ten minutes, tmor the llsnd the satisfaction of personally produo-In- g good music as only the Gulbrtiw , . ecu caa play k. Few JferMr-MstaMiPriced I!00-t00-$49j-- 3fg Glen Bros.-Rober- ts Piano Co. - se a-n- 't . ed go-ca- trained too early." (Copyright, 1921, bv. 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