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Show 11, 1922. ' THE SALT IjAKE TRIBTTNEr WEDNESDAY MORNING, OCTOBER which Lloyd evidencing the position--ifind himself constrained to hit back. While the prime minister is undoubtedly unpopular with labor and while his Greek policy remains inexplicable te both th laborites and th liberals, when it becomes a question, as it is becoming, of choosing between Lloyd George and Poincare, they will baek The . Conyervatire Lloyd George. doubtless, desire to break sway from the coalition, but they know that in such event Andrew Bonsr Law is their only probable leader, afd Bonar Law has given unequivocal approval Jo,the Thofc Conservatives George policy. know that Hr. Bonar Law will not meet them on the question of Anglo-French 'unity at the expense of the minorities of Europe and Asiatic" Turkey. It may be assumed that befoe the next general emotion, the Conservatives and Lloyd George will part company, but it is. highly improbable that the Conservatives ?vill dare part company on the particular issue of the premiers attitude in dealing with the threatened Turkish invasion of Europe. Loudon dispatches indicate that if all political prognostications fail and Lloyd George does actually resign, the first offer of the prime ministers place wilt be made to Austen Chamberlain, but that he will be unable to form a government, owing to the opposition of the Tories, who feel that he Is too muck under the Georgian influence. Then the matter - will . be put up to Gonar Law. But all speculation is valueless. Lloyd Gsorge has been in tight holes befors and has escaped political catastrophs. George I rulljr Siilf ImM Ever r Mnrnlnt toy' 1t tX Trlbun Pabli.hiu CoapMT. s TEEMS Of Cttt Id. bo, Mend o4 Wrtsf od goodsy, I otk la.M and ana ' Elsswto Basdsy, la U. Daily aad Sudsy, per amtk Tribune, aaa yaar Tli Trlbuaa la oa aata la awry Important ally la the failed Rtataa. Rradera aiay aaeartala ayaata la aay ally by talapboalny till aff tea. Tba Trlleaaa la a aiaanbar of the Aaarwtatad d Plata Tba Aaaorlatad Plata la axelualraly to tba aaa for republic tlaa of U rrad-Ita- d dfapataba credited ta it or aet Otbcrwla la tbi paper, aad ala pabliabad barOla. Tiie Triban la a neabar f th Audit Boraatl of Cltaelatloo. lsforrostto eocrbln Tb Trib-una- 'a rirculatloa will b aappllad by th Audit Bum of rirculatloa, Cantury bld.. Cbteaya. t.l abatTb S. 0. Bcafcwim Special er adrarllalnf a feat. World bids., New Tort; Trflnm bWf CirictM Pott pinpfttcl) bldg. St. Loots; FoNh-tAdf- .p Detroit, Mtch-- i Bryt bid. && City, Mo. M C. UorgwBo-lo- r Peelfio Co., Ine., Cot FrsoeUco; Title ioeuraaco bidf,. S 1oa Aogoloo; SoeurttF bWif.t Brottio Trib-oFofwlgo bureau o I teformotliw of Tho am: ft Roo LmirtlD, Part. Fronmj Pall Mali. Loedoa Bafltad; I Voter deo Undeo, Berliftf Oennasy; Rxetlator Betel, Romo. Itily. TelephoM WAaoteki IM. yeo Dill to yet yoor TrtbuM ttltphooo the eitr circulation deportment before Id cktek odd- o eepF will be arot poo bp tneae ooyer. CU fisteted Ot the poetoffiee Ot Salt oeeoodeloao matter. yt Acr, fprmattl, 6. in Wednesday, October 11, 1922. MOT AMENDMENT NECESSABX, Members of the next legislature need not feel themselves bound by the statement of tho Utah tax.commission. that unless the tax amendment is adopted tho legislatures hands will bo tied so that no relief can be given to classes of property now overtaxed. The legislature can give relief In many ways It can pals a law thtft compels local taxing units" to ksep within certain limits It can rigidly limit necessary appropriations and eliminate .entirely those not absolutely essential. It can suspend the but expensive programs that attempt through thJ schools and otherwise to relieve parents of all tho responsibility and duty of parenthood except producing revenue.-- It can cut out flocks of commissions, inspectors and investigators whom ws are now paying to annoy 90 per cent of ut because a few nnassimilated brothers from across the tea do not use tho bathtub regularly. All these acts .and, many others that will come to the notice of the legislature ean be accomplished without the adoption of nmendment No. 2. They do not require nn income tax, a classified property tax or any other experimental f tax and they absolutely will the sort of relief and the only sort of relief the people of Utah need until condition become settled. well-mea- give-relie- LLOYD GEORGES CRISIS. HOT FIGHT IN TEXAS. A curious political situation is developing in Texas, where there is a for- midable revolt against the candidacy of Earls B. Mayfield, recently nominated for United States senator to suceeed Senator Culberson. Mayfiold was bitin two primaries bethe opposed terly cause of his alleged connection with the .Kuklux Elan. His victory in tho run-of- f primary was promptly followed by a bolt and the nomination of Georgs indeE, B. Peddy of Houston as an " pendent Lomocrat. Following came a aeries of legal actions designed to prevent the placing of the names of either Mayfield or Poddy on tickets to bo voted on next November. The opponents of Peddy lost their fight when it appeared that be was not to run aa a Democrat, but on an independent ticket. Mayfields opponents, charging excess of legal expenditure in the primary, and eeusing him of hav--' ing been named by an organization inimical to good government, secured a temporary injunction restraining tho placing of his nam on ths ballot. This matter will come before the courts for further action later in ths present ' month. Then the attorney general ruled that Peddy s name could not go on a fusion ballot since the Republican, who were party to the proposed fusion, had failed to hold a primary election. Peddy is now touring the state asking voters to write hi name on tho balloh Now it is reported from Washington that the weight of administration influence will be thrown in favor of Peddy and against Mayfield, since tho election of a straight-ou- t Republican is out of the question. For sensations tho Texas fight is far and away superior Jo that now being staged in Iowa, where Smith W. Brook hart is contending with a similar revolt la Iowa, however, it is a revolt within the ranks of the Republican party, the Democrats sticking solidly in support of Mr. Herring. In. Texas, arty lines are being ignored in a desperate at tempt to crimp the growing political influence of the Kuklux Elan in the southern state Lloyd George is facing another political crisis. . British labor as an organized body has disapproved of his Near East policy and has called upon the government to resign and order a general election. The attitude of ths labor party reflects the atop tho war Crusade which culminated last September in the call of a delegation of tho labor party to register a formal and with ths prims personal 'protest minister. Now a number of Influential English newspapers, ineluding some which have fnot been classed as among tho natural political opponents of the prime minis-- ter and his coalition cabinet, are joinhue and ery. But ing the for tho major part the newspaper op-- ; ' position eenters in the element which 4 iesir an abandonment of the coalition and a return to party government; these are either old line Conservative OBLIGATION TO REGISTER. or old line Liberal, as the" case may be. The movement received fol Aa eminent gtudenb of political Impetus fu flowing the decision of ths powers to economy hat aptly characterized Ovary .. face about and permit the of the Turk info Europe; but long befors citizen who has the rfht of franchise stockholder in the greatest corthat there was a concerted propaganda m against any war venture in the Near poration on earth, United States Gov'East, predicated on ths already stagger-in- ernment, Limited. It would b diffiload of war debts, saddled upon tb to frame o phrase that 1 cult indeed, British taxpayer. Now the purely political element is being injected, and more oiguificent or expressive; the dlf David Lloyd George is brought up ficulty lie in impressing the stockagainst the most formidable campaign holder with the full measure of their in his political earecr. rights, duties and obligations. Lord Curzoa alone seems to escape When the affairs of a big business heiscredited withTh state"-- j eorporation "nr a mismanaged,' manship which has thus far prevented actual hostilities in the trouble zone; but for Churchill and the premier there is her mincing of words. So persistent and dangerous is the situation in which - ths prime minister finds himself that he has mad public . the substance of his reply to the labor party delegation which called upon him last month. The premier, replying to aaraeiL that would seem to show, that the governunder the laws and constitution of ment policy iq the Near East Lad been our State, every person of normal intelidentical with that long advocated by ligence, who bas reached the age of 21 tho labor party, namely, maintenance years and is not otherwise specifically of ihd freedom of tho straits nnder con- barred from voting, is extended the trol of-- the league of nation and that frsnchise the qne ancLonly right4 prlyi-leg- e and duty of the American" citizen suhjesf 'po'ipQTaUoni shoiiTd not bo left under the Turk in Anatolia. This in which each individual is precisely latter policy, he said, could not be car- the equal of any other citizen. Be the ried out because tho United States, voter rich or poor, educated or igItaly and France had declined to un- norant, exalted in position or lowly, his dertake mandates in that region. There ballot, when oast, counts the aame as' was denial of the charge that the gov- any and every other ballot, no more, ernment had been and had no lesa To guard against fraud or corruption encouraged the Greek venturers Asia ier Minor, declaring 'that, os In exercise of the 'franchise, the law the other hand, the government had wisely pro,vide that the citizen who ..warned tb Greeks against a policy, of votes must Jje a resident? the precinct - . or district in which be casts his ballot invasion. , It may be assumed that th answer and must, in advance of election day, to tlie labor party leaders is Intended record or register bia name and address as well as a reply to other government with a, designated official. Numerous cri?" , since the essence of th laborite opportunities are provided for the exer,eritciami is found in the objections cise of this right and privilege and raised, jut.. other quarters. v..Th loply there are still three registration days itself may or may not be accepted as left under our statute,, today, also Oceonvincino; it is ooteworthv rhfeflv as tober 17 and October 81. No man or n ; - . g well-guarde- r.t. pro-Gree- k the-prem- A bl woman whose name is not properly recorded on the registration lists will be permitted to vote at tbs forthcoming election. It is through free and untrammelad choice of th citizen that delegates are chosen to constitute conventions that in turn Selecf and name, the candidates for the various official positions to b filled. For this year, that work has been accomplished and the candidate are now before the voters whose ballots will determine the result. Voting is more than n right and privilege; it is an obligation that no loyal citizen should seek- - to evade. It is an indication of poor citizenship for aay voter to raise hie voice in protest against the conduct of any officeholder if that voter has himself failed to do his duty at a stockholder in the corporation of which he is a component part. Register and vote, for ever at the ballot bqx Your voice shall be as strong at any man's. .CAMPAIGN RATHER TAME. This is an off year In politics, chiefly because a president of the United States will not be elected until November, 1924. It cannot truthfully h said, however, that the campaign' is devoid of interest. Ail of the members of the bouse ar to be elected next month and of the senatorial togas will be disposed of at th same time, Republican and Democratic spellbinders are haranguing the people in an at; tempt to secure votes for their party candidates and the air is filled with strange noises. Fortunately the campaign will end four weeks hencej, the votes will be east and counted, the victors will be much in evidence for a few days and then freeze up until the time arrivee for another campaign. It looks like a Republican year in most parts of the country. Nevertheless, the Democrats have not lost hope and are putting up n stiff fight. There may be some surprises when the votes are counted, but no one need look for a landslide in -- this year of our Lord. -- one-thir- d HAITIS POPULATION. From an Associated Press dispatch we learn that for the first six months of 1922 Haiti has been increasing in population. A ratio of three births to one death has been established. A striking phase of the increase in population is that the difference in male and female babies is negligible. The gradual adoption of American sanitary methods, improvement in tho agricultural yield, and the cessation of revolutions with their toll of deaths, reflected in succeeding generations, are responsible for the marked increase in a naturally prolific people. , Last year the ratio Was two to one. Haitis native popumtion when she revolted against France in il79l was slightly over half a million. Today it is esti mated at 2,500,000. Prior to the Amer iean occupation no vital statistics were collected, by the .Haitian government. We assume that if the good worn conill soon be over; tinues, Haiti populated. BORAHS VIEWS. Senator Borah is on the stump in Idaho, but he is not aiding the Republicans to any great extent, although he belongsto-J-h- e party, Senator Borah favors the direct primary, which the .Republican platform denounces, and bo bas very decided iews which do not tally pr dovetail with those of the Gem state regulars. It is more then doubtful if this family row will redound to the advantage of the Democrats, for the Republican candidates or not involved in the disputes between Senator Borah, and the party leaders over policies and principles and the senator is not making war upon them. At the same time there is a general feeling that tho middle of a campaign is not the proper time to air differences of Apipmn even within th party ranks, and Senator Borah is being severely censured income quarters. THE ECONOMIST. I sang to Allcer... I aald her beauty bright nothing but a chalice From which I drank dellght-H- er presence was a palace And I her guardian knight. Ira March In May sang to Cora. 4iar 4a I searched th realms of Flora For names to know her by. I railed her my Aurora, My flam that could not die. In Jun I sang to Mary. Herttanter and her wit. Her form so lithe and airy. X joy-okv- ! Her amile o exquisite; Eh was my hoped-fo- r fairy And lov bad ended It! By fall the same thing ailed I waa In love again. The fires of poesy failed me left- - SAP AND SALT Operation tor King Coal By Frederic Love, emok to hide. J. Baskin. Oct. I. Old WASHINOTON, D. C been e King Cost, whose condition ouroe of worry to himself end to every body else for lx months or mote, It about to undergo a rigid diagnosis to determine what kind ot an operation. If any, Isneceasary to restore him to normal health And efficiency. In the oourao of this, diagnosis, tba merry monarch may toe subjected to what surgeons call an exploratory operation. Indeed, under' the authorisation of congress, the expert who are to be assembled by President Harding may do almost anything to the patient. Congress and th general public seem to b in much the asms frame of mind with respect to the coal Industry that was manifested by th harassed wlfeof chronic invalid. "Sometime," th said, "I almost wish ha'd get wall or something! When anything gets wrong with coal the whole eoonomio and industrial establishment Is upret, and coat has been "ailing" for a long tlm. The condition became acute aa a result of the strike that began last April, and eventually congress decided that something had to he don atooutJt. Hence, the comm Union of experts - with a fund of 4200,000 to expendr and years tlm in which to make a thorough study to determine what should be done with coal. It Is somewhat of an anomaly that In this .care the patienf itself Is no longer suffering, for the time being; at and whatever heroic remedies ar least, to be applied are for the benefit of others. As soon aa the strike war settled It was certain that all th miners In both the toltumlnons and anthracite field would hav steady employment at good wages for at least a year, and that all the operators would have a ready market for all ths coal they can produce, with prices higher than they hav ever been before. This meant prosperity and contentment for both miners and coal shortage has operators until th been provided for. Under normal condition, as th public has been Informed repeatedly within recent months, th coal Industry Is over, manned and Thar are too many mines to supply ths tonnage to proqulred, and too nianV miner duce that tonnage. The result of this so far aa the operators ar concerned mines have had has been that low-oeverything their own way, while coal determined have been largely ton prices the basis of production costs in mine should not be open, and that really these high-comines hva shown little tf any profits. , MINERS WORK ONLY PART TIME- So far as th mlnars ar affected, th chief trouble has been irregular and Intermittent employment. Thus the miner has had to fight for and get a wage scale unluly high In order that he may live, when he is working only one-ha- lf to of the time, and this In turn has resulted in increased prices to the consumer and In multiplied disadto the . owners of high-covantage hu ' over-mined- y BERTMOSE . i news is no good unless yon can somebody. Chew your food more and th rag lew. and It is yon for a kmg Ufa Honesty is that quality which take advantage of a legal loophole to evade taxes. Good tell My hat is off to the woman who ean keep a man where he belongs without his knowledge. Anything new that means a little extra change for us is sure to hav Our Indorsement, toven if it infringes a bit on our religion. Hes Heck say "The close relatlon-an- d ship between man hogs shows up around green corn time." , (Copyright. 1922, bv Premier JnaX Syndicate. , two-thir- MEMORY, TESTS 1. Vfhat is th native habitat of cauliflower? Celery? North t era Europe. Egypt. Central Africa. 2. In what engagement and by whom waa used the sentence, Dont give up the ship? wa the last oommand it of Captain Lawrence as he was carried .wounded below decks during the engagement between th Cheeapeak and Shannon before the capture at the former by the British in the war of 1812. 9. What and Where is the RIvieraT The Riviera la a strip of land extending Hi miles along. th coast of Abe MedU terranean sea at ths foot of the Maritime Kgg-pian- t? and their offshoot. Alp 4. .What theatrical manager has a daughter in the movies? What la her name? William A. Brady. Alice Brady. . 8. Whgt saved Lafayette from the guillotine during th "terror"? He was denounced in the national assembly by the Jacobins while commanding an army fighting Invading Prussians. Ths Girondists cited his record in America as a republican. He was acquitted of treason. Later he was denounced by Robespierre. Lafayette resigned from the army, went to Austria, where he waa arretted and kept five years in prison at Olmuta. well-kno- Under th strike settlements Ute miners have gone back to work at the old wage acalee, and In addition to this they have every reason to expect more day of employment and more Overtime during the next ten or twelve months than they have ever had In a like period. Accordingly the Individual miner Is elated and feel that the trike wa well worth all that it cost him. Officials of the mine worker organisation, however, are inclined to look farther ahead. They know that th wholly satisfactory conditions in this prospect will prevail only for a limited time, and that next year, or the year after, the industry will be hack on a normal basis of too many workers and too many mine unless in the meanwhile something has been don to stabilise It. For this reason tles officials wrote Into th agreements settling ths strike the provision for a governmental investigation which resulted In th bill passed by congress creating the commission of seven experts to be appointed by tbs president. Leaders of the miners realize that permanent good can coma to their people only through a thorough rehabilitation of the coal Industry, and they have promised to cooperate with th com. mission In every way. . They aay that the Investigation will vindicate all th contentions they hav made a to the necessity of wage and working agree, ments on a national basis. were not so keen for Th operator the investigation, but they have agreed to it, and there is no reason to' doubt their good faith. A large element among them is alive to th fact that some muet--be worked out or change In the coal industry. PUBLICS INTEREST IS VITAL.- Th public's Interest in the work about to he undertaken by the commission Is many vital, although people may be prone to Jump to the conclusion that everything is all right now that th strike Is over. Th total cost of the dislocation In the great fuel Industry will not be known for months,- hut as ths weeks go bv and winter conditions are confronted It will become more and more clear that the bill is an outrageous one and that stepe must ,b taken to guard of .the oriels that against a repetition developed this summer. of Industry and business Every line and almost every h minefield in the couneffect of the coal contry will feel the troversy and If th general publio comes to the conclusion that the same unfortunate state of affairs Is constantly Imminent unless something Is done, it Is a foregone conclusion' that something wlH be done. Much will depend upon the diagnosis of the experts and that in turn depends upon the experts. They are called upon for a report on the industry as a whole, with special reference to means of and under this stabilizing production, head comes the advlsabiljtv of legislation having to do with government or or conprivate ownership, regulation trol." This Is where the major operation on i fRdv" Ktng" Coat tosyieonts alisatkm or government ownership of the mines has king been advocated by most of th miner and by a certain public group, hut this' is ths first tlms that the proposal has been in any way recIt may be said ognised by congress. that there are few, if any, real support-In ers of this peoposai in congress, or any other branch of the government, but fact remains that the the significant proposal is now to be considered most seriously. fhort of nationalization of the mines a minor operation may be recommended in th wav of government control of the cluster about full-gro- a, boat-owler- oped body of copper In th. United States, but in the entire world. which follows the Q. Is the verb noun acoustics singular or plural form? K E. D A." The singular form Is used. Acoustics is a branch of physics. 0 Q. which automobile ha th greatest horsepower? M. T. J. -- A. -- Tho. Porter and th .McFarlatt CSfA both having 120 horsepower, have this distinction. specially made They ar ' - car. I WONDER. day I hope to travel To a new and better clime; Ahd yet I often wonder If Ill have a better time. Borne Th sun will ehhie no brighter In the place I hope to go. And tho flower will be no sweeter Than the one that now I know. Santa Cla us ? sine. A merlcan - Mutual M . TOO QUICK FOR HIM. A country merchant was In Ilia Store when a little colored boy cam In and the following conversation ensued: "Boy, what is your name? . My name la Ephum, suh. Well, Ephraim, what Is your daddy's name? , . ,"Ah ain't got no daddy.' dead? Is your daddy Naw, suh; ah aint never had daddy. What is your mammys nam? "Ah aint got no mammy. "Why, Ta aha dead? Naw, suh; ah glnt never had mammy." Well. If you never tiad a mammy land daddy, how (Ud you got here? Ah dunno, suh. Fust tlm ah knowed anything, ah wa here. Judge. LONELINESS. By Justin Funn. I wish I knew ths folks next door Will there be a wood esichanted. breath? Thes city ways are such a bore! Fragrant with the pines cool For sociability I pin; brooklet Will there be a 1 see their washing on the Un In that land of after-deatAnd rugs out airing Just a ocore; Will there he a wood bird calling roar. I hear their vacuum cleaner To his mate upon the bough? Their children running cross the floor youngster Will there be a mo or noticed But have min they Such as one That 1 know now? ? v I wish I knew! mountain WlH there be a mist-cla- d Rome day (unable to stand mors) .Rising up to greet the sun? warm Will there be a friends presence Shall I their friendliness Implore? Shall I invite myself to din When at last the journeys done? them? (Say, wouldnt that be With ! fine?) Is heaven, Why. my brothers, this fm wondering would they to sore? to share And it I wish I knew! To live in friendly fashion A life thats true and square. RESTLESS ROUGE. KELSEY GUILFOIL. He The coloring of your face reminds me of colors of sunset. tho THE SEASON. RUSHRING Bhe Why? Pa, demanded the strictly He Different places at different times. Irrepressible, playing with his California Pelican. h for new radio set, what aun-fleck- Answers to Questions. (Any reader ean get the answer to any question by writing Th Tribune Information Bureau. Frederic J. Heskln, Director, Washington, D. C. This offer apTh bu plies strictly to information. reau cannot give advice oa legal, medl-eand financial matter. It does toot attempt to settle domestic troubles, nor to undertake exhaustive research on any subject. Writ your question plainly and briefly. Give full name and address and tnoloae two centi In stamp for return postage. All replies ar sent direct to al th inquirer.) st WIN. crook of her arm this lady bor th first Mexican hairiea dog Caps Jo had ever Th anbnal was no larger than a rat; in fact, it rather mem-ble- d a rat. It seemed a miserable, naked, sickly little thing, which shivered even though tho air was balmy, and flinched with vague uneasiness at ovary sound. As the lady drew close. Cap's Joe stood up and made a low bow to her. I beg you pardon, madam," ho said In bia beat company drawl, but might a total atranger so far Intrude upon you as to asjt you a question? "You might," ah said, her sharp eenta in strqng contrast to his deepar yet softer tones. infinitely' - "Thank you. madam. he said. .Th relate to th dog you madam, question, are carrying. I that your own dog?" , It is. she said. is that th only dog yoiir got? of end typlcaf a Kentuckian ,aa the fag th last century produced. A packet Madam. said Capn Joe, aint - you bound from Cincinnati to New Orleans, , landed. Up th steep Mope of the wharf mighty nigh out of dog?" , H came a tourist lady from up north some1922, th SynMcNaught by was Ohio (Copyright. where anywhere across the dicate, Inc.) up north" to us in that town. In the of my deareat boyhood memories a gravel covered wharf where th Tennessee, like an amoroui lady, kieses the Ohio not once but twice and then In th embrace of tho wider, stronger stream goes romancing away ra-to receive the parental blessing of that ther of all rivers, the Old Misslssipv There on the porch of an ancient boat- of th store overlooking the mating-plac- e waters, I heard talcs of the older day; when th gamblers rod the packet and season on black the mate knew roustabouts and th to ilers busted from tlm to time and scattered proud steamboat in splintery smithereens. There, too, I one day heard what I mill, after all these years, regard aa a magnificent ex- ample of spontaneous American humor. Tilted back in hia chair oa the Bom 1 ot st Practically Destitute, in. Fact it to Q. Who wa Johnny Appleseed and why was ho so called? L. M. A. Johnny Appleseed was an Ohioan by th name of John Chapman, who is said to have done more for encouraging the growing of apple within the Buckeye state than any other man, On entering a train doe the man or th woman go down the aisle first? A. L. D. v A. The eeoort usually permits th woman to precede him. Q. Q. How did the privilege of sending and receiving mail free et postage de velop? M. T, A. This privilege wa one enjoyed by the president of the Unitted Sates, vie president, heads of departments, senators and representatives, and other official of th government during thefr official terms. For a time alt former presidents and widows of former presidents also had this right, tout by an act of 1873 the By later acts privilege was abolished. It was conferred on all officers of the In case of the official corgovernment In 1896 members of conrespondence. gress were allowed this privilege in their official correspondence. Q. What will remove a cinder from the eve? A. M. E. A. To remove dlnder or sand from the eye, place one or two grains of flaxseed in the affected part, or drop castor oil In the eye freely. gold-hair- -- wave-lengt- He Had just killed Ike SAGE TEA BEAUTITIES AND Snake Doclor Yel DARKENS HAI ft, tkere tn Ike door O Is there any foundation for the stories bo often heard about toads being found sealed up In "rocks or In tree,and taken out alive after hundreds of years? Q, B. R. It Darkens Ike Snake Doctor stood, wkole, sound, Yon can turn gray, fade hair beau tifully dark and ustrou almost over- and staring at kim. A story as weird as Tke Belled Buzzard, bi Irvin Cobb, in NOVEMBER (osinopolitan well-know- n applications the gray hair vanishes nd your locks become luxuriantly dark and beautiful. , This is the age of youth. unattractive folks arent wanted around; so get busy with Wyeths Plant Bulbs Row RHEUMATISM Our Genuine French-growGiant Paper White Narcissus Bulbs will bloom five weeks from planting. Begin planting now and hav$ a succession of, beautiful, fragrant flowers all winter Hyacinths, .Tulips, Daffo- -' dils, etc., for, both indoor and outdoor planting now ready. The largest stock in the west for your selection. A. The biological survey says that statements which relate to toads being found sealed up in rocks or walls or within cavities In living trees usually are LEAVES YOU FOREVER Inventions nr can be explained In an entirely different manner from the account given by th authors. Soma care- Desp Bested Brio Acid Deposit Ar ful experiments hav been conducted and ths Rheumatic Poison Starts along this line. Toad were confined tn to Leave th System Within Twenty-fou- r In blocks constructed cavities specially Hour. of limestone and sandstone, and these In this country is auEvery blocks were burled three feet deep in tne thorized druggist to say to every rheumatic sufgarden. The toads confined within sand-ston- ferer that If a full pint bottle of Allenrhu, were found .dead when the boxes th sure of rheumatism, doe were opened at ' the end of thirteen not show conqueror th way to stop the agony, remonths; those confined within limestone duce swollen Joints and do away with died before the end of two years. It is evsn the slightest twinge of rheumatic known that a toad can live for some pain he will gladly return your money time without food, but the duration of without comment. an enforced period of starvation depends Allenrhu bas been tried anil tested for largely on the temperature, that is, on Jeara, and really marvelous result have whether the toad la kept in a state of been accomplished in the most severe hibernation. oases where the suffelng and agony was Intense and piteous, and where the patn alr- - tient was helpless. Q. What percentage of death . the-tjefey,. plane.-- accidents are., .caused, -- of JirqrhtutKar- ,- N-- . James R. K. formance of stunts Y., the discoverer of Allenrhu, who for A. It Is estimated thet more than 40 many years suffered the torments of per cent of airplane deaths and injuries aoulo rheumatism, desires all sufferers are caused by stunting. t , to know that he does not want a cent of anyones money unless Allenrhu deQ. Where Is the largest copper mine cisively conquers this worst of all disD. V. 1 In the United Statos? eases, and he has Instructed druggists to A. The geological survey save 'that guarantee It as above In every instance. All druggist can supply you. . (AdV.) th Utah Copper mine at Bingham Cannot is yon, Utah, only th largest devel- - n Get Free Catalog. PORTER,' .IL-AHi- m WftLTONCO, 42 WBST i FIRST SOUTH ALT LAKE CITY UTAH transportation Money to Loan ' a'! cOMMlSSiON .NO NO DELAY NQJTHlRCt PARTY. NO ATTORNEYS FEE LOWER RATES NO EASTERN COMPANY . ... Wfc MANY OPTIONS want to serye all who wish to borrow money upon real estate. & Trust Co. Tracy Loan te Serve the Pu&ie STATE SUPERVISION. Cent Real Estate Mortgage Higher Rate of Organized Savings Bids. Wasatch 4284, .mE Elm 4 Per a d, your youthful appearance within a few days. - (Adv.) at newsstands r; - old famous gaga Tea Recipe, improved by the addition of other ingredients, are sold annually, aays a druggist here, because it darkens tk bair so naturally and evenly tkat no one can tell it has been applied. -Those whose hair is' turning gray or becoming faded have a surprise awaiting them, because after one or two Gray-haire- How many people are there In the United P tales that can neither read nor A. The last census report show that the population of the United States consisting of person 1 years of age and over was 2,739,1X5, and of thes 4, 931,905 persons were illiterate, Dont Stay Gray! So Naturally that Nobody Can TelL Q. "the industry - is regulated th Interstate commerce commission and th United State railroad dwiqht Marvin. through labor board. HONEYMOON'S END. Indeed, the railroads and coal are so that It may- - be closely , Indenttfied Dont you dare to call me dear; deemed advisable to handle them as one You but a brute; rI don'tarewantnothing The railroad consume 2 to see you near; propositlton. ,fT'yrcvTitnf't?TS"rrn?-Ttwr- 1 pmduced.'wnd I won't tet you. calf tn ctnc they haul practically every ton of it that Is used bv other consumers. Admittedly, You were laughing when I crl(l: distribution Is one of the most ImporWord make no amends. . tant phases of th coal problem, and No, Im not your little bride; little can b done toward stabilising the No, I wont make friends! industry until It has been solved.will ex'Just because were married, you Only the extremely sanguine Think that I'm your slave. pect any action by congress on th subTou shan't tell me what to do; ject for many months to come. The commission has a year In which, to do Its We're not living In a cave. work, and it 1 quite within the hounds Tf I SquatledLMJu fat size of probabilities that an extension of this Let me o, ou dunce! tlm will be asked, while after Its diagnosis tor report has been submitted conWell, if yotf apologize. undoubtedly be slow to aet gress will You may, kiss me once If. ths sommleston-rseommen- ds anvthtng H he at all radical or revolutionaryI HAVE required to pee the new tariff law , time A, FRIEND. exno so as taken a be may guide, step Have you a friend whod run a mile treme aa government ownership could be To hear your call or see you smile?, Have you a friend whod stand by you . taken within th next decode. No matter what you'd ray or do? WRONG PROCEDURE. Hav you a friend whod gladly go With you through Reids of ice and anow? The. Kind Lady You say you wars arI have friend who d die for me rested for trying to raise money to pay At any time on land Ore sea; your debts? Nonsense, they don't ImHe'd run for me, or fight, or swim prison mm for that. My Dog My FneruJ I'm proud of him. - Tired Tlm The money waa in th form Clift 1IUDIJLKHTON. ' of a check, latif. ltochange. BoT took the rhymes of ether times. And made them oer for Jane. -- and bas drums are hard - lntrt I |