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Show 7 TIIE HALT LAKE TRIBCXE, MONDAY MORNING, OCTOBER THE GUM PS 'f VNtV.V K-- t b iNOtto 'KKM'T'TQ A. To ms Tatar "tmvs THANK Pewonaux poe.nouk NTtR.VrW MT Mtuo V0) HOVJ 'WINS CAMPMO- H- isthvc M a 6RaWN SO COUNTt- k- HONESTLY bOHY $U VKNaJWtT COfetSSMKN o CAN LOOK? tuqUETWn Tq 6LM HU tVt YiVYH - Y- NO POLmCWEHTANiMtNTS-MtLiTHOUT TtAR OK UvOR. WHO DON'T ODMP THt OF atAmsT ON MONLY THANK- S- AMO TOfT FORfaLT --Nov) HAVE AN H'JTATV0M TO COM TO WASHINGTON ANO SPtMO A ViUW OS VIEW, lKTROOOCfc TOO TO THE. PStSlDWT- R0 VjOKGJ M OtTTWO YlRLD Qf THt QLt TMtTt fYOMlS VS THt'ORt LOOKING TOR. Mtw TVft PtoPLS. BAMTUi-uiK- t VwOMtH TO A STANDING INVITATION "fatYRt H0CVN(j ZkHOES- .- we CHWrONCN TO t A 11 9, 1922. Boats' at THE. AMP N crack - VX all mt rttHD$ AE &0n4 to - rifrprill 1 1 e. j , NOW PLAYING J What appreciation- does, the modem father get for hU devotion to, making money! Here is the answer, a thrilling human mo-- , tion picture. -- Tl K w PoorCostTraffic Regulations Y anksWorld '. Series - Lardner Explains How Lack of Proper Stop and Go System Between Bases Handicapped the American League Team. By RING LARDNER. Bpecltl to The Tribune. NEW YORK, Oct. 8. Well, box It looks like It was all over and the .only complaint 1 have got to make is that tha traffic regulations was not handled right. The next time the Yankees takes part In a world serious they should ought to have a traffic policeman stationed between 1st and 2d. base And another traffic policeman stationed between home and 1st. The former should tell tha boys when it Is o. k. to run to 2d. and the latter must inform them that when a ground ball is hit to the Infield In a world serious the general theory which has never been disproved Is to run on high speed to 1st base which Is the base towards right field from the home plate. The lack of a adequate Btop and go system is what lost this serious on the part of ths Yanks. The final gams of the serious was marked by tha oniy Incident of brains exhibited by the Tanks during the whole serious. In the 2d. Innings, with two boys on the bases and one out Joe Bush passed Arthur Nehf to 1st base so as to get the head of the" batting order up end not confusqi-TlI-g' official scorecs. This bit of thinking 'probably was responsible for nothing. I will not try and dilate on the rest of the serious, only to say that Charles A. Hughes snd Eddie Batchelor of Detroit spent this a. m. at the Bronx zoo to- - try and see more animals. It is hard to satisfy ths boys from Detroit. Big Story Is Lost. story to say nothing about the readers of the Eagle. Now boys I Suppose Is a few interested In whether thethey little womans going to get a costly fur coat. Ths other day I wrote a story to the general effects that wa waa going to kill our cats and use their fur to make the costly garment. This' story was not appreciated in the heavily mortgaged home. After a long argument the master of the house compromised and decided to not doom the little members of the tribe to death. Instead of that wefurry going to use a ldear furnished by thea(e same Eddie Batchelor of Detroit mentioned a few thousands words ago. Will Appeal to Friends. Eddies idear is to start a chain letter to all our friends and readers asking them to look around the old homesteads and find their family albums and take the plush off of the covers and send It to the undersigned and make a plush coat which everybody tells me Is the most fashionable fur on the green footstool. The little woman can wear plush and especially the red pigment, but black and tan plush covers will be welcome and this man tells me thex nothing more attractive than a black and red and tan blocked coat made out of plush albums was going to. say further in regards to the plush albums but Harry Erase has just butted in with the story of bis life It seems like when Harry was a young man In Peoria his father said to him If you dont be wild and go Into ths theatrical business and stay around Peoria you will be aa big a man as your uncle, fio Herry looked at hia uncle who was getting $125 per month staring at books. Well. says Harry, I oan get more than that catching runaway horses and selling them to the New York baseball club. As I now alt here and write I am surrounded by a "corpse of experts Just as Ignorant as me and they dont seem to be none of them able to tell who la g to pitch tomorrow.- - Personlv I think it will be Col Ruppert and Huston. '1 AU as I know what to write about on an occasion like these kind is little Incidence that come off. Tha first Incidence that calls to mind Is in regards to Tommy Rice of the Brooklyn Eagle. Tommy wrote 7000 words in regards to the 1st game of the serious and page by page it blew out of the window in the costly apartment building in which the Brooklyn expert lives. Theie Is no telling what the loss to the world la on (Copyright, acct. of not being able to read Tommys lessness. they might have won but for their dm blunders on the bases. The whole story of this series, and of the final game, can be epitomized In this: The Yanks went into the series expectThe ing to win by waving their bats. Giants knew they had to work and they worked. ' ' As the result DENVER, Colo.. Oct. of decisive victories In the two chief The Giants showed smarter, fastergH3jron battles of the Rocky mountain baseball. They attacked every opening, conference yesterday tha Colorado School Mines and the University of Denver forced every advantage, while the Yanks of are looming up aa the outstanding conlooked like a bunch of heavyweight boobs tenders Tot the conference championship. Outweighed by New Mexico nearly expecting to hit ho pie rune 'and failing. pounds to the man. Denver took The quality of baseball, outside the re- twenty of measure southerner the the yestermarkable work of Erlsch and Groh and to a lesser degree Cunningham, was not day, shutting them out, 41 to 9, At the These three performed miracles. good. The worst smash was Everett Scott, who was figured to be a star. He misplayed almost everything. He three times drove Meusel away from flies and let them fall safe. He played out of position seven times and allowed hits to go through untouched. He ran the bases as If in a trance, and In the final game he wrecked the Yanks In thp midst of a rally which seemed certain to win, by blundering around third base and being trapped ONLY A FEW MORE DAYS LEFT when there was no reason for the aid. The 1912 aerie, no matter what else It may bring, brings the greatest crash of the dope In tbe history of baseballs In every respect the Glams played exactly to their form, save that Scott was an The Yanks did unexpected element. nothing as they did during the season. Scott Is Disappointment. FULLERTON. POLO GROUNDS, NEW YORK, Oct. 8. The New York (Slants are champions of the world. The team considered hopeless, the worst outclassed, the most hopeless lu ths lilstory of-- a worlds series, a team without pitchers, took the team which was considered the greatest pitching aggregation, the moat powerful bitting club In history, eut onto the lot snd made them look like a bunch of minor leaguers. In the final game of the series today, a game played before the greatest crowd in history, with 20,009 frantic fans turned away before 1 oclock, the Giants won, 5 to S, after seeming' to be beaten. The crash of the Yankees is one of the most astonishing things In the history of baseball. The team which has hammered the American league into aubmls-slo- n proved a plaything In the hands of the Giants. With every element In baseball favoring them, save alone brains, but disgraced. they not onlya were beaten, game at their mercy, with Today, with as if the Giants playing they did not care who won, tha Yankees Smashed in the eighth Inning and in the smash they gave the public a glimpse of the real reason of their disgraceful downfall before jthe Giants. Pitcher" Changes StyTcT In the eighth Inning there arose a question as to whether a batter should be ordered paused and the management him to be given a base on balls. The order evidently Irritated Bullet Joe Bush, who bad been pitching magnificent ball, and he changed style, pitched as If he wanted to lose and the Gtanta, who have seized every opportunity, crashed through to victory, grabbed from seemingly cer MTirereatr The entire inside story of this worlds never be told. It Is a will series perhaps brain over brawn story of a triumph ofbelieved in fiction. that would not be outhave The Giants generaled and outplayed the Yankees jind under their brilliant, determined and enthusiastic attack eiugget of the American league, to use the language of their game, dogged It" They were no match for the, McGraw system, and tonight the dark hints that certain of the Yanks were secretly gloating over the downfall of Miller Huggins are being retailed with much gusto. Taks nothing -- from ths Giants. The , else, no one seems to know. Ruth proved the biggest boob of all, hitting only one ball hard in the entire series. There Is one thing, however, all records for attendance were broken. The greatest crowd that ever assembled to see a ball game came out in spite of a downpour of rain that lasted until midforenoon. The weather was threatening, but even the threat of rain did not prevent the swarms from pouring out in expectation of seeing do Joynto put the coup on the Yanks. r.ly THE ONLY AUTHENTIC PICTURES OF THE BIG FIGHT TAKEN AT THE RINGSIDE. WILL HOLD FAMILY REUNION. reunion of the Strlngham family will be held at 8 oclock tonight at the Le Grand ward chapel, McClelland street and BOo ALL SEATS 90s Children 25o, (Plus Tax.) LADIES INVITED Yale avenue. HAROLD LLOYD IN GRANDMAS NOW PLAYING tt ALL WEEK With hundreds turned away yesterday CALEDONIA FOUR H CRANE SISTERS H INDOOR SPORTS JSIII L.laiKY e Old Homestead Theodore Roberts. Ceorde Fawcett-T.Roy i Kn A one-wa- y LAST DAY Barnes, Harrisbn Ford Fritzl Rid&way1 O agvmmovtQtebm in . , - U HOPE ticket to the thrills of your youth back at the Old Homestead H YOU WILL LAUGH, CRY AND THRILL! PANTAGES THE GREATEST STORM SCENE EVER SHOWN ON THE SCREEN! ' , Scenic ally superb, while the story, quaint and refreshing, exert H a powerful appeal Special Music Enlarged Old-tim- e Orchestra Pathe News the early bird catches the vacant seat Bemember, KINEMA AND LAUGHTER OryhMSi Circuit H. B. WALTHALL MABJ0BXE DAW RALPH . GRAVES In THE LONG CHANCE A Peter B. Kyne story DINNER AND DANCE ENGAGEMENT EXTRAORDINARY tOUVRETAFE THE MUSICAL ARTS SOCIETY (OEO. D. PYPER, Msnsr) Announces the first concert ofthe Mason and preeenta ' Begiiming many leading Of Salt Lake. Proper medicine produces quick re-- i suits. A visit to my office will convince ns . M. Griffith, M. D. The LeadinQ Speclaliet IIS Main St. Hour, 10 e, m. to t p. m. - October 12, from 5 to 12 p. m DELICIOUS DINNER 75c PER PLATE Relish,- Soups, Xhoice- of - , TSvoe a lloVo 1 Clinton Sleters Snsll A Vemen t Theodore eekefi Aesop 'e ku'W r.lEIICELSSOlHI . the Best Meats, Jr-J- r eblea, Teplce ef tbe Kate., ii-U- e. Dy, yelks Sows Tea F. SNOW, Manager MALE CHORUS (50 Vc!:::) MeCLELLAN,Ptretor' TADEnilACLE, FRIDAY, OCT. 13th COURTEOUS SERVICE J ;1 if Noted contralto from Metropolitan Opera house . Also fleet appearance of Salt bake now tinging club Fish, Vegetables, Rolls, Desserts, Drinks DANCE WHILE DINING Bog. Wed. Kvi. BARRY Freckles WESLEY (Himself) and hha company In Welcome Home hlllls Burkce Tenge Shoes Tonis' Grey 41 Co. - .IflRGflUETE LIATZEIIAOER - with your afflictions. Avail your-ae- lf of the oppor- tunity of a who baa the indorsement citi-ae-ef Thursday, ,i TudevUl' ANNOUNCEMENT Starting tomorrow W. M WARD AND KING AT THE you. BOY H ROE REAVES IN JVIULARD JARVIS REVUE base-runni- n Wiles Relations AND. SPECIAL COMEDY re HUMA&L HEARTS cmiiw la The Battle of the Century A It was really a triumph of McGraw snd smart baseball over Huggins and the slogging system of play. For the Giants, Frisch and Cunningham turned the tide, for the Yankees, Scott and Ward gave, the Yanks the worst of It, Scotts playing, both In defense snd on the bases, is inexplicable. He threw away two games by mleplaying his position; he threw away todays game, in all probability, by his wretched judgment on the bases. Three of the four games decided were decided by the terrible of the Yanks. Twice, In spite of their brain- - mw'ritifte: iftttmw lOfqi iMi- In a plan of campaign out brilliantly, In Swiss and German mission, where he will do missionary work for the L. D. 8, church for the next three years. Friday evening be was tendered a farewell testimonial in tbe Second ward chapel, which was attended by mors than 309 relative and friends. BUSTER KEATON Yanks Judgment Poor. - 3. carpeTitied ' Whether It was a crash, an utter collapse of a great ball team, or Something Ruths Playing Poorr was under a heavy HOUSE PETERS Melvin $. twtkHUkr Inc.) odds-we- Ocl. Wttfc 1922, by tha Bell Syndicate, that the CENTERVILLE, Pickering will leave Wednesday for ths CSsnli go-ln- team, knowing It handicap, knowing against them, laid Which was carried WfomniifiH Jiiji t!, TO LEAVE ON Specie! to The Tribune, DEMPSEY MEN DONT EXPERIMENT - same time the School of Mines eleven was defeating Wyoming university, winning an aerial battle, 83 to e. On the western wing of the conference, the Utah Aggies rolled up a -t victory over Brigham. Young university at Provo. Two other conference teams were triumphant In nonconference games, the X'nlverslty of Utah nosing out the and the UniCollege of Idaho, 1 versity of Colorado shutting out Regis 14 . to College of Denver, Colorado College and the Colorado Aggies were 'both Idle yesterday. UILK Superior Brains of McGraw T Captures Series for Giants By HUGH COLORADO MINES AND DENVER ARE FLAG CONTENDERS - . By courtesy Tabernacle Choir Price: $1.00, $1.80 and $2.00 plua war tax Seata at Consolidated Musio Store tomorrow at 10 a. m. Membership tickets, entitling holder to )ve concerts, $$.00 Everybody In Salt Lake City will La headed for the JUNELIA Z7 ' NEXT 8ATCTJ3AT 1, u.M MIL 'f I |