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Show THE SALT LA11E 6V THJLH U K E, Sl tW KSUAX AlUitNIAl, JUJNL 8, VdZZ. ertions, however, amount to nothing, ther embarrassment , by resigning in MeanThe proof of the pudding is in the 1011 on 'the gronnd of d Cunning-shoulthe now the debate the going If against charges onjtime, eating. Wortlnf by lwo-- 4 - ham claims had been Every maand a until ' StH Tsk Tribune Pnblthl last pressed, great doomsday, Cowipssy. of the American people would J linger 's successor rendered a decision SI BSOBIPTION: TERMS ! Wyewtag In rtib. Malt, hersd By Frederic J. Haakln. not be any wiser. The Bepublicans ordering cancellation and sustaining the the! of awiit SJiir measure and fraud, wity! charges j,tfould pass their Such WASHINGTON. D. C., June aiwthem ta o. s. wrangle verdict If it is adverse te the party! The t j teiwY conflicting - testimony ha been brought the rather stormy dosing out jn power, the Democrats can take their .featured in the West Virginia treason trials, turn at tariff tinkering. iyears of the Taft administration. To which have been dragging along at Until such time as the voters of the j what extent the Alaskan dispute, en Charles Tdwn for weeks, that th general develinto terad tariff the insist subsequent, political upon taking country Hie, Tribune to public is more mystified than ever as to Tree., Tbs AMuri.lcd Pres. Is sseloslrelj out of politics, a seemingly unlikely opments culminating in the echism be- ths facts In this great labor conflict. Toto the m for reptibllestlon or all disturb-bound tween Taft and Ttoosevelt ia a matter otherwise crM thing for them to do, business day the average man knows little about dlapsfrheo rredltsd te it or sot tbs torsi asws lied In this ospsr, and to occur, and the of conjecture. But it- ia certain that th situation other than that there has ances are s longer the debate the greater the diS' thenceforth Mr. Finchot 'became a sup- been prolonged controversy between West rlbuns Is s member of the Audit B lire Tb Tbs TnB-n- turbance. Let there be so more delay porter of Booaevelt in 'the Progressive Virginia miner end mine operators, that sf Clarslsttos. lafonratloa cooeerolot the Amt ,elreoltlio will be supplied by party movement. Jndge Ballinger, un- there hav been disorder, lawlessness and Buresn sf f Ireulstloa. Vssetlss bid . fblest. in the matter. an able executive and lawyer, loss of life and property, that conditions sols deniably Syeoey. C. Bsrkerith Tbs'S. HprUI o vll war hav existed, SUN DECLINES TO SET. World bid. Now York, t. to retired 4rtUln oenJ private life, there to remain approximating end that it has been necessary to ma.n-tatTribune bid, tbits,- - Poet Vtopsteb bdg. n to restor and to until in his death. federal Bryant troops St. Louis; For bid . Detroit. Mlob at It appears that, for the present, order. bids . Ksnoss Oty. Mo. V C. MoreB.e alcome Co7 Ise.TPs'clfre'rosrt reprsseslslire. Orowtng out of ell this have INDIA TEEMS EXPLAINED. the obstacle in the path of Chi-smost count.ess injunction proceedings and Snsr bid . 8ss PranGim; Tl ie lniursncs bid. least, lawsuits In ths courts, and the IndictIns Anyeles. Security bMf is Dr. Bun Yat 8en, unification St. of several hundred miners on treaCurrent news dispatches contain ment psrlt office of Tbs Trlbuss, 410 Bus Viewed from son and murder the brilliant but irreconcilable Jiraal- - much Honors. Ports, Proses th political aituatioB any angle It is ancharges. ugly mess. . South China je- and or la Canton Telephone Wasstob dent Opln-on- s the of which ride as to When yon fsll to yet your Tribune telephone Mny f h tmn employd which aide Is wrong ar basedright largely the cMt Hrcnln'lon deprtment before 10 o clock public, who has refused to follow the eviand ,b th dUpatche. arB meaningi0M t0 a upon prejudices. Information s. m. end s copy sill be sent yon by msosoptsr. conclusion dence upon which to form of President Hsu of the is posEntered st tbs po.iftffWe st S.H 'Lshs City as example bias. It same to ar the f umber readera subject ,trg Bewapaper beyond rises motley sible. however, to present a background II!. th . purely local apPH; for th current new fro irW West Virginia. Thanks to ths Investigation conducted by gnation. Hsu 'a retirement was brought cations. the senate committee of which former about by General Wu, the military Senator Kenyon was chairman, ws can get at just what each side contends for . . chieftain of the northern armiea, who in the campaign for home rule in India and seeks to establish as ths facts in ths Thursday, June 8. 1922. outlined a plan for an .adjustment of case. tb description of some of the Th contentions of ths operators Chinas political troubles which In- shown bv th record of this Investigation governmental institutions will hava BBOOXHAETS volved the resignation of the heads of1India been summarised as follows: "111 f b Tribune to under- - operators have a constitutional right to, n8b,e reder retwo and the conflicting M contesting basis, ew of that operate their mines on a The. victory of Colonel Smith ,8nd m0Tt publics and an election by a parlia- to subst tut the Individual contract for prisome aro of Iowa ovmnt tho Republican the in Brcokhart collect ve bargaining in their relations Following of a president who should bo ment with their employees, to prevent 11 ef United recognized as head of a united China. more commonly used: mary battle for nomination for forts to unionise their employee, to bar to or use wear Befusal Boycott 8. any union members from the mining camp Hsu acceded to the suggestion; Sun States senator tosucceed Judge W. and even from the coungoods; sometimes means and properties Yat 8en declines to do anything of the foreign-madas be ties In which tho properties are situregarded may Kenyon th Mm ated. and to refuse to deal directly or Insort. Dr. Sun ail along has insisted since all pre primary advicea union. Their emCivil Disobedience with th Befusal not only directly that the Canton government ie repre ar contented and do not desire from the Hawkeye state were that, sentative of all 'China; he has stead- to cooperate with the present govern- ployees to join the union, and, therefor) there wkilo he was expected to lead tbs field fastly refused to recognize 'the Peking ment, but also to pay taxes to it or to ie no controversy between them and thetr employees. be bound He laws. AH the trouble In the fields of six candidates, he would fail to government and did not countenance its Hartal by has been due to the efforts of the pinion suspenVoluntary armgeneral in the .international participation vote total of tho cent 35 achieve tho to organise the workers therein. per ament conference in Washington, hold- sion of business to show disapproval of Unionisation means frequent strikes required to direct his nomination by ing Peking to be a usurping govern something the government has done or for Imaginary causes, with resultant incosts of production, leSs of etfi-- c the Bcpublioan state convention. Early ment. Sun has an army, and cables U bout to dol usually intended also creased ency and higher prlcet for coal. to show tho strength of the The union has resorted to violence and indicato that he proposes to make use advices on the night of the polling to th destruction of property In n efthat he would fall short of this of it to defend bis 'claims. The same Khalifat A movement on the fort to Intimidate the operators and force part their employees to join the union. placed him far cables give tbe news that General Wu of figure, but later-retuCLAIM UNION IS UNLAWFUL. Mohammedans, especially those of in the lead, and his nomination is as- proposes to convince Sun that he is The United Mine Workers of America India, originating as a protest against in is he that 'is decision ,and proceeding tho folly since sured, primary is an unlawful organ'satlon because it ac- tho peoee terms offered to Turkey at alms, as shown by its constltut.on, to exbinding upon delegates to the state ready to force the recalcitrant into close tho war the of now and of the united ChinaTproposal. seeking propriate thea properties of ths opceptance convention. tho restoration of the khalifs tern' erators. Obviously, two governments in China There is a conspiracy between th A development of the later returns power and the freeing of Mo-- ' union and the mine owners and operators the extent of the progres- would operate for internal dissensions; poral emphasize competitive field to .unionhammedans from Christian rule. A of the central n fields of West Virginia sive victory, Clifford Thorne, another long years have demonstrated the unthe to the viceroy, Lord Read-ing- , ise deputation In hand to wisdom of order divided China has cap or to deatroy th counsel; candidate of radical tendencies, going n as competitors in stated the minimum demand thus: operators into second place and displacing Charles been nothing less than an armed eamp. the markets which they now reach, and as audelimited Arabia, by Moslem where by reason, of ther lower production E. Pickett, candidate of the Old Guard Sun Yat Sen admittedly is one of thorities and the holy places of Islam, costa and greater efficiency they now element. Brookharts victory ia more China s ablest leaders. It is difficult, must remain over the unionised have en advantage under control of the central to account for his refusal to competitive field. than a triumph, the Wash- therefore, khalif. Islam has ever associated tern- Turn'ng from these contentions of the efface himself in behalf of Chinese ington war veteran winning the nomioperators we have the claims of the Pwer with the khalifat. We miners as epitomized by Vice President nation by more than 41 per cent of the unity. The result of persistence in his.Pora therefore consider that Murray of the union, as follows: The tital vote cast in the primary election. course will, in all probability, be seen sultan the constitutional rights of miners have (of Turkey) a in the erection of a military dictatorfree speech and free assemb age. in Bawson, the ad interim senator, who would to add Insult would and which they should be protected. They injury had been suggested at a compromise ship, with General Wu as the big chief. bo understood by Indian Moslems have alto the right of collective bargainand the to union the candidate in the event the nomination The way of the Chinese may be pe- only the join ing. right as an to them by a com- right to engage in legit mate trade union had gone to the atate convention, re- culiar, and General Wu may have con- binationaffront given activities. Their rights. If not specifiof Christian as such a powers. templated contingency just Be ae head of the tains hie position cally guaranteed by the organised law of a The Moslem EstabSun Yat refusal. league Sens th are nation, contemplated by the funDes state a organization. phblican lished in 1906, the chief object of damental guarantees of the Constitution, Moines dispatches indicate considerable have the hlgheat sanction of all law, which is MARRIAGE LAW REFORM. to protect and advance the and organic or statutory, namely, the apspeculation in Iowa Republican circles of enlightened pub Ic op.nlon and and other Mussulof proval political rights ae to how Brookhart will fit into the A plan to amend the marriage laws mans common practice in all Industries in all in India. It also supports tho civilised . countries. party machinery. of Michigan has been broached by the khalifat and non cooperation' moveTh problem In West --Virginia Is not Tfo years ago Brookhart opposed social service bureau of a question of unionism versus Pontiac, and ments. Cummins for the senatorial nomination but is a question of the establishofBefusal hold to ment, acceptance end observance of funto to are taken bill a draft and the latter narrowly escaped defeat. steps being damental principles and pract cee which Ia that campaign Brookhart attacked come before the next legislature em- fice underItsthe British government, to are essential to peace and orderly proglaw courts or schools, or to ress In all industry. Qinpnines railroad legislation record, bodying its ideas of changes which it patronize The trouble Is dua so'elv to the deattend social functions given by govntal by the operators of the right of their Natnrally, Brookhart did not have the deems desirable. ernment in their honor. officials employees to Jo(n the union, and to the support of Senator Cummins in' the Swadeshi Literally, indigenous or of methods adopted bv the operators to enIn the view of the directors of the priinhfjr contest just ended. Nor wa that denial methods that were cothe land. Defined by M. K. Gandhi as force ercive and intimidating and resulted In SMlwbfported Ly Senator Bawson, who bureau, based oq several years hanof the const'tutionaJ and ecothe Invasion that spirit in us which restricts us of many eases of domestic pointed by the governor to fill dling nomic rights if the worker. to use the service and our one immedof law with fault the preseit Ilf eepate vacancy until the November troubles, MENACE TO PUBLIC WELFARE. iate surroundings, to the exclusion of elections. "Conditions of the West Virginia nonBrookhart will have as his is that it does not provide for an in- issuance of a marriage the more remote. Thus, in religion, union fie ds and the controversy there are opponent in the fall election an admit - terval between to the public welfare, prevent cease nd performance of the cere he would follow only the forms of athemenace in candidate the of stabilization and orderly development strong person tedly used bis in been have by of worship the bituminous coal Industry, entire polimony. ancestors; weddings Hasty L. nomDemocratic ClydeHerring, the found nt tbe bottom of many of the tics he would make use only of those and tend to foment discord and unrest In all other Industres Colonel Brookhart has been credited cases reported, and there hara been institutions which were indigenoitf; in "Recognition of the rights of tha work-ei- s to join the union win not result men economic life he would use only things with eympathy with the senate farm several instances of In the unionization of the nonhimself or women produced his immediate and married. by being union fie'ds. bloc and its purposes, and one of the The United Mine Workers of America Another point stressed is that Michi- neighbors and would servo only those ftunpaign issues which figured in the Is a lawful organ. zatlon. It does not seek industries which are to his native do not laws 'own gan require personal apthe expropriation of private property, and primary fight was the It Is not In a conspiracy with the operact. which Brookhart has stanehly op- pearance of both contracting parties country. ators of the central competitive fie d Self-rule- . when license is the Swaraj is for. It applied n He also the posed, advocating its repeal. operators In West Volunteers Men who have pledged against Virginia. attacked the confirmation of Senator argued that if this were done, the offin "The of West operators to serve the interests of cial in charge of the bureau could themselves are In a conspiracy with the United right to a seat in tho upper ewbe'rys either ' the Indian to some National extent at of the Steel l house. judge, least, congress States corporation, the Pennsylvania railroad, and closely affiliated finanor the Moslem league. Brookhart s success is hailed by the fitness of the parties to msrry. cial and business Interests, In the Congress The Indian National conooen shop movement, which airrs Publicity for marriage licenses durp, regressive element in the founded in 1885, and meeting an- to break down and destroy all trade party as a triumph of those ing tbe period which the proposed law gress, unions ' the attain- Both a de advance solut on of the difprinciples which featured the party pri- would require to elapse between iasu nually; present object is 8 wars j by the people of India ficulty which are quite as much at varimary results in' Indiana and Pennsyl- ance of the license and performance of in,en Acance as the r general contentions. legitimate and peaceful means, vania. It is significant, however, that the ceremony is also contemplated, solbF cording to the operators, tho only soluwithin the British tion Is to give them a free hand In conthe Iowa result has been accepted by that if there be objections to the wed- - be Qualification, their business and operating being omitted intentionally; ducting the party leaders in precisely the ding on legitimate grounds they may empire, their mines on their own terms and con-d- lt work between sessions through a one. to bar the union from any atmanner in which the Pennsylvania and be brought to light. to organize thp workers In the nonworking committee, Indiana nominations were received, appointed by tempt union mines. 7 AILED. OLD WRANGLE Gandhi as dictator at Ahmedabad On the other hand, the Union leaders with ''assurance of the full support of say that the only solultlon Is to give the in December, 1921. the in the coming n organization The death in Seattle of Judge Bich- meeting fields th unminers in the The Indian legislative as- questioned and unabridged right of union Assembly elections. ard A. Ballinger recalls the controversy sembly, the lower house of and mate trade Union legit the Indian membership j activity. in which he was involved while he was legislature, of which .the DELAY HURTS BUSINESS. With tha , foregoing presentation of tha upper ia the clalmh of the parties Immedisecretary of the interior in the cabinet council of atate; established under thp contending Interested in the conflict accepted ately Up to the present time the tariff of India aet of government as a 1919, as fairly accurate, the public may be of President Taft. In that acrimonious debate in the senate has not been either part of the Chelmsford Montagu re- assured of th further fact that It has the other central figure was form been and is a costly strugg e Tha mindispute, scheme. illuminating or inspiring. Senator Waters' un on has expended millions of dolGifford Pinchot, then chief of the forlars in organization work. In supporting son of Indiana isN a pretty good VILLANELLE OF SPRING, arlkers and the'r families who were service in the federal governestry from their home, and In fighting evicted am so sick of useful things. politician, but he is not an expert in various leval nroceedinge In the courts. ment, who went into political eclipse Th dreams of empire eadly wane There has been no estimate of th ageconomy and finance. In consequence, to emerge quite recently victorious ia Since spring has com on azure wings. gress te to the operator, but bis speech fell flat as a defense of the a bitterly contested of coats must necessarily bt alOld lov songs fall from mellow strings, their bill j)penae election primary most as large as that of tha union. In Ghosts of desire stir In the lane bill Tinder consideration. His attack for nomination for the governorship of I am so sick of useful things. addition, there Is the drain upon th upon, the British and Italian ambassa- Pennsylvania. of West Virgin's and th fedtaxpayers Ton cardinal's sweet languishing eral government, as well as a large If dors will mot win any votes for the Soon after his appointment as secreKind ms kin to her scarlet swain somewhat intangible expense to the genmeasure. Moreover, the attack was tary in 1909, Mr. Ballinger aet about Sine spring ha corns on asure wings. eral public due to Increased cost of coal and the effect of the controversy upon if not improper. to the Alaakan eoal What boots th bookish fame of kings deciding title When fair hands weave a primrose all other Industry. will J With a Republican Louis B. Glavis, chief of sitting in the lands claim That the struggle bo prolonged Inchain ; from th unyielddefinitely Is presidential chair, backed by a Repub- the Alaskan field division of the gen- I am so sick of useful things. determination expressed by leaders ing lican senate and house, tariff revision eral land office, had made an investi- The vagabond within me on both side. Unfortunate'y. from th sings Is lines It An echo te the fragrant rain. became a eer- gation of the validity of the claims of public vlewpo'nt fight that cannot f .protective Since spring has com on asure- - wtngs. be fought to a finish with a decision that tjinty the morning after election in the the defeattd must accept. Cunningham group in the Accordingly, November, 1920. Such .revision should Bering river district, and recommended Along the hedge a firefly swings. . T . the public not only may be unable to deRom is an ember, Caesar slain; who cide and 'a who right wrong in been hgv accomplished months ago, in their cancellation. iGlavds became I am so sick of useful things West Virginia, but may never e a victhat .the business men of the volved in a controversy with Secretary Since spring has come on azure wing tor emerge from th fray. Meanwhile, Harold R. Walley, In Judge. the public pays and pa vs. United States .might be allowed oppor- - Ballinger, alleging that the secretary LOVE IN SPRINGTIME. THATS DIFFERENT. tnity to find a (base for future opera- - was friendly to dream get rarer as tha Stealthy footsteps on the stair ' ttpjna nnder new conditions. Business terests. Glavis sunny days go by; Leading to the cellar: has been disturbed every time the office. Nothing wrong with love, they tU us, but Pungent odors fill the air, th cotttares, O my! tariff scheduler have "been revised, and Pinchot interposed in the matter and Pleasing to the smetler. kitchenette they now are cot But 1 hasten to edvfs tiere ia no help for it- Tbe best thing took up the cudgels for Glavis, making Flatsaand All you thirsty erltters rosebush not a yard! congress can do i to pax the bill a a, bitter attack on Ballinger. President But you can't scars lov In springtime That I hint of pumpkin pies, s of homemade bitters. hard! cause Not the housing problem I quickly possible. The people will be Taft then took a hand ia tbe dispute and From th June Designer. Hs.tv J. Williams In Fsrm Life. Ho able judge of the work of the Ford- removed Pinchot from office. The A JOKER. CAME NATURAL.' ' McCumber committees when ter, however, rentinued his campaign Inherit his "Did cubist That artist that treaty Is a wonder; of the results legislation begin to against Ballinger. Taft never wavered gift?everv day w And something new In It. -- was a 'Well. I hope that when the visitors for making icrasy-quiltget home they Aad prohibition plsnk te Judges Sfibaw nl Cir-Jjal- t Labor War in iVest Virginia Bal-jorit- y r" 15 I Balliager-Pinehot-Glav- yr - 1 east-er- a 1 I A Line o Type or Ttoo Hew ! (ho quips fall to tho line, let fMY WOBITE STOlilli! X I LYRIC FOR THE DAWN. , (With certain acknowledgments to A Housman.) Wake! th Day's gray cohorts clatter At th grim gat of th Night; And th Dawn's light legions scatter A.I toe outpost stars in flight. - e tiing Wake th conquered Mooh I dying. Dying slowly, braath by breath: And the Suns gay war flags flying. Wav th warrant op her death. Hark! tbe Wind's soft bug.es blowing. Echo through ths valley door: And the Pot of Gold, o'erflowlng, Sp.lls across tbe valley floor. -- t victory. non-uni- note-worth- non-upl- rn non-unio- non-unio- two-to-on- e May the King of joy and sorrow Grant that we shag once aga n. yet unseen tomorrow. Meet to greet the dawn. Amen BITTERROOT BILL. On some feeble-minde- non-unio- Vlr-g'n- ia non-un'o- All-Indi- a non-unio- j I , nt ft Love-in-cotta- , ' te four-pow- -- s. A RUSSIAN-A- ERIC AN REAL ESTATE DEALER AND THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. (By the Second Poet. from M. M. 8 ) Gentlemen: I have th pleasure to say: e best two story building that-- I hav for sail (frame building) at Mane street. care By fully loklng Into near future you peopl neded th ail terytory In the cople of b.ocks in that corner: Now I wish to ofer to you people for sail the property for lovest price in the world: this propman who wants to sail erty belonges to eooner or tetter. As I for ljtle monney say; you neededr and now is th time to buv : you do not hsfto- tq have nothing to do with those party direct I am willing to work on that; and buy all those propfhr you according ths erty from thorn I hope to hear from you In agreement: near future In this proposition. THE GREATEST TWELVE.-South America has asked th League of Women Voters to name the twelv greatest living women In the United States. Right before our very face and hands yes- a. terday the women at a dinner st considerable argument, after named the twelve: Jane Addam, Julia Ann MorLathrep. M. Carey Thomas, gan. Mary Anderkon, Carrie Chapman Cktt, Edith Wharton, Amy Lowell. Mary Garden, Harriet Monroe, Mra. Joaeph T. Bowen, and Minnie Maddern Fske. Barney Gfoodspeed tried to ring In Elsie Janta on the pea that she won the war. Bin Hale moved to (Out of order.) strike out Amy Lowell because she smokes cigars and writes free verse. He thought Amy's example would be pernicious to ths ladies of South America, for whom th list Is being prepared. Bill's waa candidate Lucy Page Gaston. rose (Stricken from the records ) We (RePinkham. for and shouted Lydia ferred to Committee bn Street's and Alleys West.) NOT TO ANY GREAT EXTENT, Dear R. H. L.: Would it interest you to know that Mary Much attends co lege RADiOP. at Rlpon? it to me vouched for its authenticity. Ho said that tn a Uttl town in Georgia thers hand who, on account was a cotton-mi- ll of tb closing down of th mill, waa given of and repaira summertime Job cleaning had no asing th village streets He sociates, and undoubtedly tb work grew betask the to he struck monotonous, yet cause he needed the money which th over him mun cipallty paidl him to tide 'lullaby? Lilith, according to th legend, wa Adam's first wife and was a demon. Mothers, soothing their children, would croon the words. Lilith abi, May Lll.th 'keep away from meaning. Tha phrase became corrupted to you. lullaby." 16. How much resh air required to keep a man an hour? An average man 4s said to breathe- - about twenty-o- n cubic feet of freah air per hour. This, however, does not mean that he could live an hour in twenty on cubic feet of air. because after th carbon dioxide content reached 4 per cent he would begin to smother. est son In Gres! Britain, or all th chll-Vdren in this country. Q. What teenager of a baseball team In tha American league has served th longest time? E. D. A. Connie Mack Is ths only manager In the league who has been with it since its formation in ISOO. He left the Milwaukee club for th Philadelphia Athletics when that club obtained its french, se. - - A Q. When was the first military oxecu- tion in the American army? C. C. H. A. A conspiracy of ths British officials and loyalists of Nsw York was made in 1774 to end the Revolutionary war by the murder or capture of Its leaders, and the tha dull season. On biasing hot morning a paaasr-b- y noticed that be was dragging his barrow behind him as he passed through the principal street. To th onlooker this seemed an especially laborious way of vehicle. moving th unwieldy th "Say. Bill. ho called out. what not Idea? push your wheelbarWhy big row Instead of pulling it? Well, Mr. Dunoon," answered th languid operative, I do get so tired of looking at th damn thing all day. (Copyright, 12J, by th McNaught Syndicate. Inc.) -- Answers to Questions. - (Any reader can get the answer to any question by writing the Tribune information Bureau, Frederic J,' Haskln, Director, Washington, D. C. This offer apTha buples strictly to Information. reau cannot give advice on legal, medical astd financial matters It does not attempt to sottl domestic troubles, nor to undertake exhaustive research on any subject. Writ jour question plainly and briefly. Give full name and address and Inclose two cents in stamps for return postage.- - Alt replies ar sent direct to Win-netk- the inquirer.) ta ' selsure or' destruction of ,lta supplies. Washington was to be taken alive and delivered to Sir William How. Two guards were bribed, but a third pretended to join the piot and exposed It Instead. One of tbe treacherous guards was named Thomas Hlckey. He was hanged June 27, 1774. the first military execution in the American army. Q. What do they mean when they say that a race was hippodromed? G. R. H. A. A race run with ail the appearance of a real contest but in which the winner is prearranged, as in a circus chariot race. Is said to be hippodromed. Do some animals hibernate in sumJ. V. K. Q. Is Helgoland still a fort? S. K. The word hibernate carries the idea A. Under the treaty of Versailles, Gerof winter. Such tropical creatures a alwas required to dismantle the Helmany ligators, snakes and certain mammals and insects undergo a period of torpor dur- goland fortifications. ing the hot, dry season when food scarce and vegetat.on is taking a rest. Q. What is the- - significance of the so often used in This with intent, .known as estivation. phrase C. L. W. legal documents A. the law presumes As to Intention, Q. What will keep piano keys from every person to Intend that which follows turning yellow? E. D. A. Keeping th piano open is ths beat as a natural conseouenc of, his action. preventive and the best remedy. o Q. Whose bones are preserved In the Q. Why I a fuKong so named? R. E. Chapel of Bones in Cologne? J. W. C. A. St. Ursula in' that city contains A. The furlong, or 2!0 yards, originalth bones of 11,064 English virgins masly meant (he length of a tunrow. It wa supposed to tie the distance oxen could sacred there while on a pilgrimage to Rom. They are preserved in cases plow .without atopp ng to rest. placed around the church. The Church of 8t. Gereon, also In Cologne, is dediIs an the What difference between Q cated to the martyrs of ths Theban beir presumptive and an heir apparent? legend. Tb skulls and bones of martyrs E. H. A. 'When an owner has no children an srs arranged along the rides of the choir. heir presumptive is one who will be h s A SUPPRESSED DETAIL, heir, as e'der son of a deceased brother In England, or all the children of a dead The Grandsire Did I ever tell you itt the United States, for they about me f ghtlri the battle of Bull Run 111 be heirs tr he d"s without Issue. The Grandson I've listened to all of An heir apparent Is one who must b the your bull, but you never told me about he - If he survive th owner, as the e'd- - your run. Judge. Q. mer? A. -- : 1 JUNE-TIM- June! She mnk me teenk One odder June 1 meet Wit Dor thy, one fine girl She laugh at me so mischlev: Her blue ejes weenk snd rr.ak ma heart Go peety-ohees circus Ol Sella-Plo- t, Come one day. W go. Ba Gar. we have good tam. Thees girl ehe steal ma heart Var queeck' But then she leave For Callforn', so soon It seem And now eet ees anodder YOUNG RAT. June! at All-Indi- - MATCH WRESTLING COBB. S. Wheelbarrows have been th 'subject of at least two standard anecdotes. There is the atpek story of tha Irish, laborer who angrily yelled to an Italian "Here you, quit monkeying with that ther wheelbarrow! What would an Ignorant dago like you know about maAnd there is th other dechinery? pends bl standby, which nearly everybody has heard, of tha visitor who was being escorted over th ground of the state lunatic asylum ? and earn to where n squad of tho .nmoles were, trundling material for a bu.ldlng job. - Tha visitor noted that oheof the group was holding his barrow upside down and said to him: My friend, why don't you turn your wheelbarrow over and roll it, In tha regular way? ' Shh! Not so loud, warned the lunatic. All these other chaps her ar craay, but I'm th only san on In th lot. Why, if I turned this wheelbarrow over, those fellows yonder would fill it fu.l of bricks." I crave to add a tli'rd to the Hat of wheelbarrow jokes Th man who told -- Comrade, there's s clear Voles calling.' Ca.ling. and I may not Stay-Lo- ok! the test dead star is fall.ng I must up and on my way! GREAT nfviN The Height of Boredom. 15. Sf-s- , IVY 2 ( where they may. Tha sm&lLsizs machine that does larga-siz-a work. It Is not entirely clear whether the nurse shot the av.ator In Kanaee City becatfee he waa devoted to ao many la d ea or becauae he wrote love letter to But the nurae her-aeher in Esperanto waa iriven to copying The Night which ane al Thornand waa fond of quoting. There seems to sides. on both nave been wrong lf THAT, DAY! Armistice day. Gosh' we the Bois des Hautes Epines, Just out of Donrourt. when Cap Magner eald, em not to shoot any more, runner,, "Te unless the Dutchmen start something. a fock of maschlnengewehr werfed Jerry bullets at Tete and me. and w lay In the in ditch In the n ce Ju v mud, and then, all of a sudden, thev a'l stopped the shooting. And then somebody esid and and Pete Jerries were coming over, I seised our rods and went out to slay 'em, and they were waiting for us with trick rlgarets and wanted to trade 'em fbr goldfish snd corned wlllie. And Pet snd I policed some schnaprs untilwan-we didnt know where we were andback to We f nal y got dered around. Hsnnonv I e And It was dark, and evwa lighting clgarets whether erybody they wanted em or not. snd then the light Jerries started jiurnlng up thetr and flares, and It looked like the Fourth And when of Julv back In Springfield. a truck came up the road w th both hd-llght- s lit we yelled our heads off Lights war was st night' That settled "It. The vy X DIGO. over. R. H. L. R. H. were In L.- - 1 TEACHERS ANEK STUDENTS TAKE A CORONA with you Et vacation time. Make your spare tim profitable and keep np your correspondence. Develop your literary and business ability, your accuracy and efficiency by writing on a Corona. MEMORY TESTS 1 Who were the two American authors whose works had tremendous . In Europe 140 jears ago'-2Into what body of water does the river empty and where Saskatchewan are its sources? g. What per cent of the world s rice production does the United State pro- 4. When was the f.rst battle of the Marne fought I. Why are three gilt balls used for x pawnbrokers signs $. What is the population of Canada? 7.7 Where wss ths treaty ending tne war e.gneu? for the g. What are five synonyms word adequate haunted 4 Have the stor'es of chambers of death'' any foundation In fact? The Stanbrtdg Lion ? 16. What was buys a brand, new Corona Russo-Japane- Answers to Yesterdays Questions. What was the only year in which . the -United fcistes gova.nium.i. .ui, In 1815. Noncolnage was coitr- cents? due to a fire which destroyed the Philadelphia mint. 2 What Is the popular asms of North Dakota? Of North Carol na? Of Now Jersey? Of Nebraska? Sioux atate. Old North state or Turpentine chat. Jetsey , Blue state. ' Black Water statea o the wgb rf 1 Whxt of a carat is a What part diamond? The iuieri.stionnl cato. Joint?grains or 205 milligrams A point part of a carat. 's the 4. What was the treaty of Huberta-bur- g and what war did it terminate? Seven Tears war. It terminated' th Austria and wa signed by Prussia, Huberts-burth castle of at snd Saxony February 15. 17S1. By lu provision Prussia retained Silesia. ar five synonyms for th What i word adept? Expert, adroit, hany. mas' . artist. and ter, or 6 What ar th first four words God.' th beginning In th Bible? Genesis, chapter 1. verse 1. Germans capture J, When did th T. 1H. Liege. Belgium? August ( Why waa Thomas Moore, the Irish poet, unpopular In the United States? While holding sn English offlcs lie the Bermuda In 14.5 h v'sited th Lnlted States and wrote articles and letters 1. Utah lype writer Exchange Co. 36 WE3T 2ND SOUTH Phone Wasatch 4836 rrt g, 1wd 8w afh r'dleu"! terward said iff him, In a hundred rears as many peopl b twic thers will America than in English M in issuing oonever cam to Great Brita.n." this country afterward. 9. What was th origin of the word- jwi-ntr- ? ft EVERYBODY ACKNOWLEDGES that there is certainly some- thing fascinating about having delectable food placed right bpfore your eyes to choose from. Come into our cafeteria today and discover just what most appeals to your appetite. It' - is worth double the price - every time. KENYON CAFETERIA Downstairs Kenyon Hotel Building. 1 |