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Show t r nr TOO GIDDY FOR HER. t T d Costume Shocked South Sea Islander1 Sense of Modesty. When the late Bishop Selwyu first went as a missionary to the South Sea islands he found the natives in various Islands very tractable. The fact however, that the islanders went absolutely naked caused the good bishop What Would Be Left some anxiety and he resolved to direct A school inspector was examining a part of bis efforts to get them to wear class in a country school. As an at least the minimum of clothing. Curina His Cold. He caught a cold. and every man he arithmetic test he put the following He therefore obtained some brightknew ly colored calico and lett It ling care- question to one of the classes: Told him exactly what he ought to do; If I had a min-- e pie and should give lessly about bis hut, knowing well that He took a thousand different kinds s to John, to of pins the bright colors would soon attract All guaranteed to dissipate mans Ills; the attention of the natives. itttac, (o Harry, and Wrapped up one day In blankets though t of the pie for myAn old native lady soon afterwards 'hould take twas fair The next went out and breathed the called and "bishopy allowed her to self, what would there Le left? There was a profound study among bacing air, eye the cloth for some time. At last Consumed a barrel full of various teas he picked up a piece, and, offering it to the bos, but finally or.e lad held up Prescribed for him by amateur MDs; his hand. Ate quinine titl his head buzzed like a the native, said that he would give Well, my boy, speak up loud, so it to her If she would wear it mill Then took some stuff to make the noise She departed In great glee, but re- that all may hear, said the inspector. keep still! The plate, shouted the hopeful turned the following day with a downcast look, and the cloth neatly rolled young fellow. Pearson's Weekly. And all the while that cold went gaily two-fifih- GOVE Uses OREGON Pe-ru-- in His Family na Coils For and Grip. r two-fifth- s one-hal- on Worse ex cry night, dawn and not improved at At last he said, I think III led id rud It s nadural course It s having lots of fud Forthwith he stopped his dosing, and next day Found him at work, quite well, and very gay The things he took were good for colds, that s sure His thrived upon them! But they did not cure. Mrs. Fairbanks tells how neglect of warning symptoms will soon prostrate woman. She thinks womans safeguard is Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound To-da- y get he waits for some good friend to A touch of Influenza: then hell turn The tables and prescribe anew each day The cures that failed he lias that kind to burn1 One of Londons New Motor Cabs. A new type of cab propelled by a gasoline motor is being introduced PAK ks. ITxkham : Ignorance and neglect are the cause of suffering, not only with the laws of health but with the chance of a cine I did not heed the warnings of headaches, organic pams, and general weariness, until I was well nigh prostrated. knew I had to do something Happily I did the right thing. I took Lydia E. I inkliain s egetable Compound faithfully, according to directions, and was rewarded in a few weeks to find that my aches and pains and I aain felt the glow of health through mv body. Since I have been well I have been more careful, I have also advised a number of my sick friends to take Lydia 1L IMnkhams Vegetable Com- , and they have never had reason to be sorry. Yours very trulv Sound, Fairbanks, 213 South 7th St., Minneapolis, Minn. (Mrs. Fair banks is one of the most successful and highest salaried travelling saleswomen in the West.) When women are troubled with irregular, suppressed or painful menstruation, weakness, lcucorrhcea, displacement or ulceration of the womb, that bearing-dowfeeling, inflammation of the ovaries, backache, bloating (or flatulence), general debility, indigestion, and nervous prostration, or are beset with such symptoms as dizziness, faintness, lassitude, excitability, irri" e nervousness, sleeplessness, tability, and melancholy, feelings, blues, and hopelessness, they slsould remember there is one tried and true remedy. Lydia E. Pinkliams Compound at once removes such troubles. Kefuse to buy anyVegetable other medicine for vou need the best. n Dear Mrs. Pinkitasi : For over two years more than tongue can express with I suffered kidney and bladder t rouble. My physician pronounced my trouble catarrh of the bladder, caused by displacement of the womb. I had a frequent desire to urinate, and it was very painful, and lumps of blood would pass with the urine. Also had backache very often. After writing to you, and receiving your reply to my letter, I followed your advice, and feel that you and Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound have cured me. The medicine drew my womb into its proper place, and then I was well I never feel . any pain now, and can do my housework Mrs. Alice Lajion, Kincaid, Miss. with ease. Ko other medicine for female ills in the world has received inch widespread and unqualified endorsement. Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women to writs her for advice. She has guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass. if we cannot forthwith produce the original letters and signatures of above testimonials, which will prove their absolute ytakhaia Medicine Co., Lynn, I Ljdia FORFEIT ' Lining for Furnaces. A composition that Is frequently used for lining stoves and furnaces Is made by puddling clay with water, and adding to It the greatest possible quantity of sand, which has been a hair sieve; the passed through whole is worked up in the hands and applied as thickly as necessary. Meat Piet to Blame. In a recent discussion of the Academy of Medicine, Paris. M. Lucas Championere said that every day more confirmation was forthcoming of the idea that it was the abuse of a meat diet which was the principal cause of appendicitis. In those countries where the natives eat very little meat, as in The January St. Nicholas is good Brittany, appendicitis is very rare. In enough to open the new year happily England and the United States, where for every girl and boy so fortunate ?s a great deal of meat is eaten, appen1o receive the good saints monthly is four times more common Kisit. This number is one of ijpusual dicitis than in Paris a interest, the reader being given feast of good things. In fact, from The Sacred Name. the title story, "An Officer of the A Moslem in the East will never hard it is to "Riddle Box, Court, the pass or trample under foot a scrap of to decide which is the most interestilest thereon might be written ng. One article of timely interest is paper, an account by Heleu Lockwood Coffin the name of Allah. He will pick it up of How We Bought Louisiana, with and stuff it Into the crevice of a wall, a full page map of the United States, or even carry it for days until he finds showing the Louisiana purchase and out from somebody who can read whether It contains the holy name. other accessions of territory. 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Coming out, o.e accidentally knocked off the other's hat He apologised, but the other, very angry, called him names. The result was a duel in which one was killed. Neither had shot a pistol before. A H. OFFICER & CO., ASSAYERS AND CHEMISTS Salt Like City, Utah toward E. Burton, Specimen price, Gold.Hilver.Lead.il, Gold 811-c.GoH1.5lio; Zinc or Copper II cyanide tosta. pulling envelope and full price list sent on appli Control and I mplre work solicited Lead iUe, Colo. Reference. Carbonate Mat 1 Bank. Cough and Off the Cold (te HXLIABLC ASSAYS. - .......... .ft Gold and Silver ...JUI T6 Gold, aavr. Copr.. LM Prompt return on mall samples. )den Assay Co. IASQUERADE ..NO . WS.VToTiSMT!: .OR CATALOQUB. lake blt .or. 706. AMO .RIO., house costuming B7 .ALT IAK. OITt (TATI .T High Prices for Pigeons. At a sale of pigeons In Manchester, from ail over Eng., attended by buyers 60 bird realized the kingdom, one 50 while the each, others two and e net result of the sale of seventy-on6d. 12s. 886 birds was into London to take the place of the Hansom cab so long in vogue. This new vehicle, as may be seen from the accompanying illustration, consists of a cab with accommodation for two passengers, and a seat In front for the driver. The cab itself is similar in design to the hansom at present In use, only it Is much larger and more roomy. It Is provided with a glass front fitted with a spring attachment, which permits its being raised or lowered instantly as desired. The drivers seat is sufficiently large to seat the driver only, so that the passengers within the cab can obtain practically an uninterrupted front view. The cab is slung upon four wheels, which renders it far safer and more immune from the dangerous accidents to which the twowheeler is so subject. Three speeds and reverse are provided, the maximum speed being 25 miles an hour. Baby Farm Horrors. A singular case of baby farming came to light recently in Hungary. A married couple having no children of their own, undertook to take care of those of others. These mostly died, apparently from natural causes. Eventually the wife ran away with a neighbor and the husband in revenge Informed the police that they used to place the children in an ice cave, where exposure to the cold killed them. The wife has been tracked by the police and both she and her husband have been lodged In prison. CAPITOL BUILDING, SALEM, OREGON. up. Handing it back to the astonished missionary, she said, "Me no wear that, bishopy; me too shy! Stray Stories. Good News From Minnesota. Lakefield, Minn., Jan. 4 Mr. William E. Gentry of this place Is one of the best known and most highly respected men m Jackson County. For 45 years he has suffered with Kidneyv Trouble and now at 77 years of age he has found a complete cure and is well. His cure is remarkable because of the length of time he had been suffer ing. Cases of 40 years' standing might be considered incurable, tut the remedy that cured Mr Gentry seems to know no limit to its curative power, Mr. Gentry says: I have suffered with misery In my back tor about 45 years and had all the troublesome symptoms of Kidney end Urinary disease. I triod various kinds of remedies, but all to no effect until I tried Dodd's Kidney Pills Now I have no pain in my back, and feel quite well in every way. "I am 77 years of age and I feel better than 1 have frr the last 40 years. 1 attribute it all to Dodd's Kidney Pills." Indeed? Its a wonder that stork hasn't taken a tumble. said the first speculator It's going up steadily, although I believe it s full of water. But," remarked the other, how can it be full of water if there isn't a diop in it?" Philadelphia Press. How, o( Orcjoo. Peruna is known from the Atlantic to the ally in the house. In a recent letter to Pacific. Lettersof congi at datum and com- Dr. Hartman, he says : mendation testifying to the merits of I as a catarrh remedy are pouring in Stats or Oregon, Exbcutivs Dxhartment. from every State in the Union. Dr. Hartf man ts receiving hundreds of such letters The Peruna Medicine Co., O.f Columbus, daily. All cla ses write these letters, from Dear Sirs I havih doccas onto us the highest to tha lowest. my family The outdoor laborer, the indoor artisan, yojf Parana medlcina I Love Is Blind. colds, and It p ove to be an excel. the clerk, the editor the statesman, the tor have lent remely. I not had occasion preacher all agree that Peruna is the ca- to use It for other aliments. tarrh remedy of the age. The stage and IV. M. Lord. Yours t very uly, rostrum, recognizing catarrh as their greatest enemy, are especially enthusiastic in It will be noticed that the Governor says their praise and testimony. he has not had occasion to use Peruna for The reason for this is, Any man who wishes perfect health must other ailments. be entirely free from catarrh. Catarrh is m ost other ailments begiu with a cold. Using well nigh universal; almost omnipresent, Peruna to promptly cure colds, he protects Peruna is the only absolute safeguard hisfamily ag.un.t other allm-nt- s. Thisisei-actl- y known. A cold is the beginning of catarrh. what every other family in the United To prevent colds, to cure colds, ts to cheat States should do Keep Peruna inthe house-Uscatarrh out of its victims. Peruna not it for coughs, colds, la grippe, and other only cures catarrh, but prevents it. Every climatic affections of winter, and there will household should lie supplied with this be no other ailments in the house. Such great remedy for coughs, colds and so families should provide themselves with a forth. conv of Dr. Hartman s free book, entitled 8al Whats thet? I can't get no The Governor of Oregon is an ardent Winter C itarrh ,r Address Dr. Hartiran? Why, Hi Morton jest begged me admirer of Peruna. Ha keeps it continu man, Columbus Ohio, t marry him when he wus over last Your w eek. free 1904. SI Hump! I alius did hear as how beggars was poor choosers. New York Sun. HILL'S CANKER AND He delights In quiring disposition. investigating things and is always digging and prying in places where theres a chance of upturning something surprising." I haven't noticed it. Haven't you? Well, you Just watch him at the table and you'll see that he always calls for mince pie." - Witty Answer of French Prefect to Revolutionaries. During the reign of Emperor Napoleon III he and the empress visited Normandy and had arranged to spend a couple of days at Evreux. M. Janvier de la Monte, who was the prefect, learned that the revolutionaries intended to hiss the sovereigns as they passed, and so be summoned the leaders of the movement and told them that be knew of their plot. "If The Sea Anemone. you carry out your plan, said he to Among the wonders of the animal them, "you will get six months In collection Is the pretty anemone, which prison; if you do not, your friends we illustrate. It is as beautiful a3 will accuse you of cowardice and treaany flower. Let the florist match It, son. As a way out of the difficulty I If he can, from all the treasures of the propose to lock you up at once until garden or greenhouse; and when he the emperor has gone. The conspirhas done so, tell him that hls speci ators accepted the terms offered them. After the emperor and empress had gone the prefect went in person to release his prisoners, who had had such a pleasant time that they greeted him with cries of "Long live the prefect!" to which M. Janvier de la Monte, who was a man of wit, replied: "My friends, do not overdo It. Incomprehensible. An eccentric minister in Virginia was noted for quaint sayings. He was the owner of a fine yoke of oxen, and, losing one of them a loss he could 111 afford was well nigh inconsolable. Hls good wife, endeavoring to comfort The Lord glveth, and him, quoted: "Yes, Elizamen Is only a plant, but that your sea the Lord taketh away. I know; but I can't see what beauty is an animal; which, though It beth, often for a long time remains on a the Lord wanted with an odd steer." particular rock, can move Itself at will KNOWS NOW from one part of the sea to another. Dainty, brilliant and marvelous, it Doctor Was Fooled by His Own Case stands a monument to testify to the for a Time. wonders and perfection of .creation. Its easy to understand how ordiFreak of Lightning. nary people get fooled by coffee when Lightning burned a chimney hole doctors themselves sometimes forget In a hayrick on Mrs. Allison's farm on the facts. West Grand river, near Grant City, A physician speaks of hls own exMo. The rick was not far from the perience: house, and a couple of boys seeing it I had used coffee for years and smoking, went to it at once. They really did not exactly believe It was found in the top of the rick a small Injuring me although I had palpitabole, from which the smoke was is- tion of the heart every day. suing, and, thrusting a wisp of hay "Finally one day a severe and alinto the hole smothered the fire. When most fatal attack of heart trouble the end of the rick was cut off it was me and I gave up both found that the lightning had burned frightened tea and coffee, using Postum instead, to bottom of the the from top a hole and since that time I have had absothe stack about two inches in diameno heart palpitation except on lutely ter. one or two occasions when I tried a small quantity of coffee which caused Rhode Island History. severe Irritation and proved to me I A remarkable collection of material must let it alone. relating to the history of Rhode Island When we began using Postum It has just passed Into the possession of Brown university. For some fifty seemed weak that was because we did not make it according to direcyears Mr. Sidney S. Rider of Provi- tions but now we put a little bit of been book dence has collecting every or manuscript bearing on the history butter in the pot when boiling and allow the Postum to boil full 15 minutes of his state, which could by no possiwhich gives it the proper rich flavor bility be replaced. Some of the manuand the deep brown color. scripts have never been seen by a hisI have advised a great many of torian. Now they have all been turned my friends and patients to leave off over to the university. coffee and drink Postum; In fact, I Name given daily give this advice. Deer Invade a Town. North Woburn, Mass., was visited by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Many thousands of physicians use by two deer Wednesday, much to the delight and wonder of the youth who Postum In place of tea and coffee In were wending their way seboolward. their own homes and prescribe It to The deer were first seen In the vicin- patients. There's a reason. A remarkable little book The Road ity of the old Middlesex canal. Youthful pursuers drove them across the to Wellville can be found In each canal and into the swamp eastward. packaga Peruna Almanac for DIPHTHERIA REMEDY How to Keep a Cellar Dry. It Is very hard to make a dry cellar. When the soil is not porous the NO NEED FOR EFFUSION. Druggist for a Ask His Faux Pas. They were uttering the tender nonsense that succeeds the great question. said the girl, bravely, if And, roverty coi t, we will face It together. Ah, dearest, he replied, the mere sight of your face would scare the wolf away." And ever Bince he has why she returned the ring. No muss or failures made with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. Ie-ru- it Webster Was Willing. When Daniel Websters market man had sued him for a long unpaid bill and got hls money he was so scared at his tnerity that he stopped calling at the door for orders. The Godlike Daniel asked him why, one day, and the man confessed that he supposed Mr. Webster would never trade with him again. sue Oh," said Webster, me as often as you like, but for heaven's sake don't starve me." There was never a time when the great man was not willing to owe as much as anybody was willing to let him owe. ground about must be well drained. Then the walls must bn covered with good cement, while sometimes It Is necessary to cover walls and floor with hot asphalt. Country Life in America. A Letter From The Governor A Field for Investigation. Yes, our oldest son is of a very ron TH MOUTH. THWOAT, STOMACH AND BOWEL. ... Nelden-Judso- t CtCD ItLlLll CA II Q FOR SALB BV ALL DRUGGISTS AND QlN&RAL TORE. IMILO Drug Co., General Agents. n Salt Lake City, Utah. PERMEI1TLY CURED At home by our wonderful treatment. 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A new star Sir Wilfred Laurier recently said baa risen on the horizon, and it is toward it that every wimixr&nt who leates the land of his&nces tors to come and seek a borne for himself now turns his gaz- e- Canada. There is Whats the meanin Jimmy? Oh, well, suppose of responser-bility- , as yer had two spender buttons on yer pants, an' one cum orf, wy all the responserblllty Ud be on the other! A Mean Character. Growell Hes about the meanest white man I ever met. Howell At any rate, he's successful. He has taken advantage of hls opportunities. were Growell His opportunities small, no doubt; another proof of hls meanness. Reversed. The average man out of work always declares be would have been all right if he had only bad a good show In the last place. Unless hes an actor; then hls cry is If he had only had a good place In the last show. Philadelphia Room for Millions. FRhE Homeateada given away. Schools, Churches, Hallways, Markets, Climate, everything to be desired. 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