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Show COMMODORE The Little Tin God. I'm laving for Ihe little man who mues with run mtaver mind The dwarf who thinks Ills sex is far to the other kind The tin god full of empty sound who says, The men should run this earth And womenfolks be taught their p ace. Alas! a woman gae him birth! NICHOLSON na?y Recommends ent Men Testify. Promin- Pe-ru-na-Ot- X Commodore Somerville Nicholson, ol the United States Navy, in a letter from 1837 R Street, N. W., Washington, D. C., says: ble womanhood wou'd sniff. And straightway drive him in the ground clear to his ears, and break him oft Pcruna has been and is now used by so many ot my friends and acqualnances as a sure cure for catarrh that 1 am convinced ot its curative qualities For the. Individual and I unhesitatingly recommend It to all persons suffering from that complaint. S. Nicholson. United States Minister to Guatemala 1796 5 1872 8 1952 Pe-ru-- Dr. W. Godfrey Hunter, U. S. Minister to Guatemala, of Congress from Kentucky, in a letter from Washington, D. C., writes: "I am fully satisfied that your Peruna Is an efficacious remedy for catarrh, as I and many of my friends have been beneW. G. Hunter, M. D. fited by its use. Member of Congress From Virginia Writes. G. R. Brown, Martinville, Va., of Congress Fifth District, 50th Congress, writes : "I cheerfully give my endorsement to ur Peruna as a cure for catarrh. Its neficial results have been so fully demonstrated that its use is essential to all from that disease." persons suffering Hon. G. R. Brown. was when men of prominence The day hesitated to give their testimenials to proThis prietary medicines for publication. of most proprietary remains true y But Peruna has become so medicines. justly famous, its merits are known to so many people of high and low stations, that no one hesitates to see his name in print recommending Peruna. The highest men in our nation hare Men given Peruna a strong endorsemeut. representing all classes and stations are equally represented. Hon. WHERE OTHERS GIVE VP IS JVST WHERE WE GET OVR J- SECOND BREATH. J THIS If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. WE TBEBT BKD CURE CATARRHDeafness Nose and Throat Troubles Eve and Ear Diseases, Uroncbial and Lung Troubles, Anibina Stomach, Liver and Kidney Diseases bladder '1 roubles Female Comof Womeuaod Childplaints Chronic Diseases ren, Heart Disease, Nervous Diseases Chorea, tHt Vitus Dance). Rickets, dplual Trouble, Skin Diseases Sciatica and Kbenmatism Diseases of the Bowels Piles Hstuiaand Rectal Troubles (ol're tor big neoin. 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Former Suburbanite Keep em cooped up, eh? Suburbanite Not on your life. You see, the day I bought the foul fowls I made a bluff at driving them out of soon they my garden, and pretty thought they belonged to my neighbors, so since then they stick to my garden like glue. Brooklyn Life. next-doo- That Douglas hum Corona Colt prove thero to loo In Douglas shoes, Corona I the highest L Pat. Loot hor made. grade Fast Color hyrlfft turd. ft. Our $4Qilt Edge Line cannot tie equalled at any price. fihoeo by wall, 35 routs extra. Illostrated Catalog froo W. L. DOltiU. Brockton. Bass. K A Guaranteed Cure for Piles. Itching, blind, bleeding or protruding Files positively cured or money refunded. ALLEN DISCOVERY for PILES, anew discovery that absolutely cures all kinds of Piles. Prepared for Piles only. All Drug Stores, 50c. Sent by mail oa receipt of price. Address Lock Box 852, Le Roy, N.Y. - Tims Will Tell About Chamberlain. It has been reported that the leading statesman of England will never accept a peerage, as he wishes to die Time will plain Mr. Chamberlain. tell. The views of an Englishman on the subject of titles are somewhat like thoee of an American politician on the preeldency. Collier Weekly. Cheep Paeeenger Rate Via "Santa Fa Route" To Boeton, Baltimore, Minneapolis, Detroit, Atlanta and other polnta. For particular, address C. F. Warren, S. F. Ry., 411 General Agent, A. T. Dooly Block, Salt Lake City, Utah. t PAINfANGUISH VrihgIbbow, Ahihstering Turned 'Round. Everything la the other way around In China. In that country they behead their reformers. In this country It is the reformers that are out after the heads of the office holders. New York Mail and Express. miMiMT-ffiSYOU T Wlbk riM tomis ANGELTHOU: WATLKPKOOf CisOTHINfi atP tuttrwK&u. The belt eorhnei and wterah idled wars npenenos kxtrede TOWER'S OkkenGatiandHatj fewu the orM ner Thqf art nude in block ?M - Sold Everywhere. 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So far as possible he wishes to have in this space the very ideas you would like You are at liberty to send him to find here. any suggestion you may ears to. Mis Arcade Index libraries were started in 1873 and now con-- , tain unpublished information dating bade to 779 Your with systematic plane exteruling to 1953. short story of some example of forethought de positedinthe Arcade Index collection may prove to be pour beet monument. W. SHORES. om 3.12 ACCURACY Pay When Cured We cure you first and then ask a REASONABLE FEB when you are cured. You can depend upon our word tbousauds of patterns have indorsed us. NOW, WE WAN r TO L RE YOU with the distinct understanding that wo will not demand a FKK until we cure vou This applies to Lost Mandiseases by publishing the many voluntary testiVarimonials from home people, giving names, pictures hood. Organic Weaknesa Spermatorrhoea cocele, Diseases of the Prostrate u'and I noatural and addresses. 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This is not large a tiny sample. but tc conpackage, enough value. of ita anyone vince Women all over the country what are praising Paxtine fortraat-niwnt io local ,tt has done of female Ills, curing a ul as wonderf tmation and discharges, nasal vaginal douche, for sore throat, tartar is a mouth wash and to remove a en the teeth, bend today; postal card or sent postpaid by os, SO druggists Hat Infection guaranteed. trge box. PAXTON CO, Boston, Mass. K. 314 Colombas Are. r nkenness Cured ELEY TREATMENT, instituted IMS. CURE. EqusIIj nly highly endorsed In Youth end Old Age. s. institute, keeley Tt.nl. St. SALT LAKE CJY. UTAH (By a Correspondent.) What should I know about law? I am the average individual, neither ordinary nor extraordinary, neither fool nor sage. During my business life I have occasionally consulted a lawyer, have had several lawsuits, and have learned some law. A lawyer once told me that when he was studying In an office for admission to the bar, he thought of writing an essay on Popular Misconceptions of Law, and asked the advice of his preceptor about it, who said: Young man, you better write an article on Lawyers Misconceptions of Law. The student's ready response was: I believe that subject Is too broad. A Lawyers Knowledge. Some people believe a lawyer should know everything, and when they discover their lawyer does not, begin to look for another one. Such persons usually have as many lawyers as they have legal propositions lodged In their brains. Whenever the lawyer fails, so does their faith. They seem never to come to the conclusion that a lawyer should not be expected to know it all any more than any other person In his particular calling or business. Although a lawyer should not be expected to know everything he should be expected and should know those things which will fulfill the purposes for which he is sought to be used by his clients. A legal author well says: An attorney agrees that he possesses at least the average degree of skill and in that part learning in his profe-slo- n of the country he practices, and that he will exercise that learning and skill with reasonable care and diligence. Courts of Equity. I always supposed a court of equity was a court ot justice until I learned to my sorrow that it was not I asked my lawyer the real meaning of a court of equity. He said it was a court of And what Is a court of chancery. It is that side of the chac'ery? court as distinguished from the law And how do you distinguish side. The difference between a court It? of equity and a court of law is that equity begins where the law ends, that equity reaches those cases the law does not, that equity takes jurisdiction of those matters only where the law fails to provide a remedy." As I did not fully understand his explanation These courts of he further said: equity are an outgrowth of the English common law. At an early day the only courts were the law courts, and as In many cases persons were wronged, and the courts of law afforded no remedy. It became the custom to petition the king for justice to be done. These cases became so numerous that the king finally referred them to the Lord High Chancel lor, and he, In turn, feeling burdened by them, secured tho establishment of regular courts of chancery, from which we derive the term chancery, and which are called courts of equity because they seek to do equity in those cases where the law fails to do so. As an illustration he mentioned the case of a court of equity granting an Injunction In a matter where a court of law could only give damages which would be an entirely inadequate remedy. On Common Sense. I have found law as a rule is founded on good sense It is, or should be. simply common sense. Some laws, no doubt, especially statutes, are based on error and wrong, but in the main they are "the science of social order and the perfection of human reason The best definition for law I have Law Is ever seen Is the simple one: a rule of action. There are longer definitions, and those going more into detail, but none so general and com prehensive. In endeavoring to remember different distinctions in law I have found it certain apt useful to memorize phrases. One of the best I recollect is that of Justice Story, who, In referring to particular powers of govThe difference be ernment, says: tween the departments undoubtedly is that the legislature makes, the executive executes and the judiciary construes the laws. Law Index of Little ValuA I once asked an attorney whether an Index of law could not be made such as those outside the profession could use. He said that an index might be made, and In fact many do exist, but that it could not be put to universal use because of the lack of knowledge of basic principles and familiarity of legal terms, and then told the following story: An owner of a sugar camp had the misfortune to have a neighbor who kept sheep. One night the sheep broke through the rail fence and drank the sap, upset the sugar troughs and otherwise played havoc in the camp. The owner of the camp went to a justice of the peace of little learning and plenty of books who ha(j unfortunately been admitted to the bar. The case was stated to the legal adviser, who said the matter was such a perplexing one that he must consider it for a few days before giving his advice. He then told his client he thought It un wise to begin suit as he could not see as there was any cause for action The client thought otherwise, am said it seemed plain to him tha; where one mans sheep broke a fenv and destroyed anothers propert) tK law would give damages. The aL ,? ney replied, Well, you dont kn Do you see all these books? I hat looked through them all, and I find rail fence, nothing about sheep, If he had sap or sugar trough. known how to use his books he would have found all he wanted under the head of torts and trespass. Some Legal Definitions Until I had my first lawsuit I always thought the pleadings in a case were the speeches ot the attorneys; I then learned that they were not, but were in fact the preliminary written statements of the cause ot action for the plaintiff and the defense on the part of the defendant, and were entirely distinct from the forensic arguments of the lawyers. My first impression was that a good pleader was a good speaker, one who could convince a judge or persuade a jury; my later knowledge was that a good pleader was a lawyer who could properly state the case ot his client on paper In legal phraseology and according to the legal effect Probably the shortest will ever written is that spoken of by Rabelais. It I owe much, I have was as follows: nothing, I give the rest to the poor. There Is Lord Mansfield says: nothing so unlike as a simile, and nothing more apt to mislead. Judge Cooley defines a constitution as The body of rules and maxims in accordance with which the powers of sovereignty are habitually exercised. A nation is the Coleridge says: uni.., of a people. A countryman once went to the office of a justice of the peace to be married. After the conclusion of the ceremony he asked the Justice what were his fees. The justice replied: Well, the law allows me 1.50. said the countryman, Very well, here la 50 cents more, that makes J. H. $2.00. N circulation why, then I would eat to the hearts content of the best cook in the world. But after breathing city air a few hours my appetite Is generally reduced to a glass of lemonade and crackers. Very likely I do not know so aw- This kind of a lunch leaves me so troubles. fully much about an edltor8 at night that very little dinner What I would be if editors had passive never helped me is a painful subject goes down. I am Usually ready for a good for me to think about but the good breakfast This is certain I would get up very breakfast, is not usually ready for me. I think early to write something cheerful for little of coffee and breakfast foods, editors. and the family think little of anything I admire and sympathize with them. else. I have worried them and they told Sometimes my appetite swings me straight things. around and I eat so much that it One editor said that I had the to sleep again for a long time. cart before the horse, and that my goes Silver and gold have I none, but questions were impertinent. unto you. In such as I hate I Another editor laughed at my spell- the name of Truthgive come up higher, one me know no told would and ing know your work and jour place and what I was talking about. what it is to live as it is possible Some editors have kicked me gome for humanity to live. of the time, but all editors have educated me all the time. Beware of using hot plates ler cold If I could live In a log hut on the food and vice versa. side of a mountain and chop wood for Anyone who takes no Interest In self eullure will surely be left in the recreation and for a living write -uces which would double newspaper race. With lordly air this man proclaims his grefttness at the bar or club. The while his prisoned wife at home mini patch and meiid and scour ami scrub. And rear the girls to womanhood and make them ladles, good and true And likewise keeps the bos from vice and evil tilings the fathers do. to take the tin god man and shut like rd him In a humble cot And tie him up with duties till he could not wander off the lot A thousand years Id hedge him with dishwatery tasks acd family cares And ask him to keep up to date In all the busy world s afialis To me new women are a joy I hope theyll run things, more or less. And do exactly as they please In social life, In work and dress a boat or swing Play golf and tennis, rowbat. a baseball player's And when they catch the tin god man X hope they'll beat hint thin and fiat. Nixon Waterman. Government Bonds. It Is pretty well known that the largest owner of the bonds of our government Is Russell Sage, who finds them a very convenient medium for his financial dealings. While by no means the richest man In this country, he Is reputed to have more ready cash than any other person In the world. The Vanderbilts likewise are great holders of bonds, though they have not nearly such vast sums Invested In them as formerly. One of the largest blocks of bonds In any single ownership Is held by the heirs of the estate of( Singer, the sewing machine man. Anaesthetics. The use of anaesthetics in surgery, said a physician, is regarded by the general public as a new thing, but anaesthetics, as a matter of fact, were known and used two thousand years ago. Pliny tells about a stone of Memphis that they crushed aud mixed with vinegar. This poultice produced a local anaesthesia where it was applied. Texas Finds a Remedy. Fate, Tex., Sept. 21st. Texas has seldom, if ever, had such a profound sensation, as that caused by the Introduction recently ot a new remedy for This remedy has Kidney diseases. already been tried In thousands of cases, and In almost every case the results have been wonderful.. Hehry Vaughan, of Rural Route, No. 3, Fate, says of it: I suffered with Kidney Trouble for over 18 months. I was very bad and could get nothing to help me till I heard of the new remedy, Dodds Kidney Pills. I began to use these pills, and very soon found myself Improving. I kept on and now I can say I am absolutely cured and free from any symptom of my old trouble. I am very glad I beard of this wonderful and I would remedy strongly advise anyone suffering with Kidney trouble to try It, for I know It will cure. The Rarest Bird. There Is a peculiar bird commonly known as the kiwi, Its scientific name being apteryx mantelll. It It the lowest form of bird which exists but is so scarc that scientists are happy to get a specimen, in any condition. It is absolutely without wings or tail; Its legs are short, stubby, but very strong, and are used by this bird for digging. The body covering Is a cross between hair and feathers a material which Is very coarse. They can develop great speed, and make a desperate fight when attacked. Breeding them tn captivity has utterly failed, and only a few museums can boast of a specimen. They are now very rarely found In the forests and swamps in the north of New Zealand. New York Tribune. 8trenuous Times in Prospect. Otto Failmetzger, a schoolmaster ol Schwerin, Germany, was run down the other day by a motor car. He was badly bruised, but was well enough tc beat the driver into insensibility. Next he seized an axe and smashed the car. The driver Is now suing for dam ages for assault, the owner of the motor car Is suing him for damages and the schoolmaster counterclaims for the loss of a suit ot clothes. Americanisms. It may not make you tired to stand and watch a man work hard, but it is awfully wearisome to the man you are watching. vining sea and sky Go hobbling lax.lj enough my heart to The average man will kick like a satiMy For I'm lazy, laay, laxy. rteer at the Interruptions of other is busy, and as soon WSien the hreesa blows In my window 1 people while he have dreams of meadows sweet as his task is finished he will go ImWhere the clovei s ilpe and rgiddy and the mediately to visit some one else who cows have lots to eat, With them I chew the cud a while 1 la up to his eyes In work. con'd think could .vou For the reason Ctls most excellent) Hows This ? WTirn sympa-tbetlcal- 1 1 huve nothing else to do And I'm lazy, laxy, laxy. When the breees b'ows through my win dow In niv mind s eye ) can see tlsliin with some bait tip-oMysetf niv knee. The scenes so very peaceful thnt It fill me with delight, And 1 rather think 1 would prefer to nev-e- r have a bite For I m lazy, laxy, lazy. -- Plttsbuig Dispatch. TTe offer One Hundred Dollar Reward for any ea tattarlt alarm that cnnt heY &e :rea by HallToledo O. t.o.. Drop., fr.J.liU-tnre. know F.J. Cheney for We the and rafgued, the last ift ear. and belike him perfectlf booorabl tn all hunluea-- tntiaMlom aud finan tally ObU) to Carry out an) obligations made hr th It firm. A Tbuax. WholeH,e DrupslRta, Toledo. O. Waioino. KNNAif St Maevis V holciolo Drug-glat- of Didnt Know She Was Home. Can jou speak English? frantic ally asked an American woman, rushing up to the clerk of a New York postofflee. Having spent the last j'ear traveling about Europe, this question had boen the usual preliminary to all business transactions during that time, and from custom she repeated it here. New York Tribune. wr Toledo, O Hail Catarrh i ure 1i tafceu Internally, acting surfaces of ths directly upon the bbod and tu tco Price peg vsiein. Testimonial Qeut free, boMle Bold by all Druntulstl. Haiis 4 amlly Pill are the beat. Foreign Army Stat'stics. In Russia 2,810 men In every million are annually called into the army; in Germany, 4,120; in France, 5,620. To get so large a number of French- men, weaklings have to be taken. This makes the mortality in the French army three and a half times that of the German army. FALL KIDNEY CHILLS. With the chilling air of fall comes an extra tax on weak kidneys. Its the time Doan's Kidney Pills are needed now world over as the chief recognized the Kidney and Bladder remedy. eased. arc backs Hip, back, aud Aching loin pains overcome. Swelling of tho It wits PiteRriri d, Ivn. culled rheumatism. I could get no relief from tbe doo tors. I began to improve oa taking iVuui a aample and got tao taxes at our dn and, ah hough (8eani of age, I am aluumt a at w man. I a as troublt d a pood deal with my water had to get up four and five time a uight. 1 hat trouble is oVer with and once mors I can rest the night through. My backtuhe is all gone, and I (hank you ever m much for the wonderful nicdiciue Doan s kiduey Dills. Jno, IT. HtBKR, President, Hidgevtlle, Indiana, btate Bank. ratu a and dropsy signs vanish. They correct urine wiih brick dust sediment, high colored, pain in passing, dribbling, frequency, beu wetting. Doan's Kidney Pills remove calculi and gravel. Relieve heart palpitation, sleeplessness, headache, limbs nervousness, dizziness. Baxter Brnivos, KAiraxs. 1 reoet.ed the tree earn, pie of Doan a Kulnev Bills, lor five years I hare had much pain in my back, which phyaiciaua aaul arose from my kidneys. Four boxes of Ih an s Kulnev Hills hare entirely cured the trouble. I thiuk I owe my life to these Doan S Kidney Pills, ta aviimtr vow. Cm nirra Ei CUBS' FOOD. They Thrive on Grape-Nuts- . Healthy babies don't cry and the well nourished baby that is fed on Grape-Nut- s is never a crying baby. Many babies who cannot take any other food relish the perfect food Grape-Nut- s and get well. My little baby was given up by three doctors who said that the condensed milk on which I had fed it had One ot ruined the child's stomach. the doctors told me that the only thing to do would be to try Grape-Nutso I got some and prepared it as follows: I soaked VA tablespoonfuls In one pint of cold water for half an hour then I strained off the liquid and mixed 12 teaspoonfuls of this strained Grape-Nut- s juice with six teaspoonfuls of rich milk, put In a pinch of salt and a little sugar, warmed it and gave it to baby every two hours. In this simple, easy way I saved babys life and have built her up to a strong healthy child rosy and laughing. The food must certainly be perfect to have such a wonderful effect as this. I can truthfully say I think it is the best food in the world to raise delicate babies on and Is also a delicious healthful food for grownups as we have discovered In our famName given by Postum Co., ily. Battle Creek, Mich. Grape-Nut- s Is equally valuable to the strong, healthy man or woman. Grape-Nutfood stands for the true theory of health. Look In each package for a copy of the famous little book. The Road to 'Wellvllle s Is, and I want others to It B.ihk Davis, Baxter hpringt, Kalis. Famor-ra- , Va. I suffered over twelve months For frR trial bov. mall thl conpoa Fontor Miltnu n Co., llufliUo, N Y il lusutficMUt) Will adtireM oa e to Female Life Insurance, Until about fifteen years ago life Insurance companies uniformly refused to insure the lives of women on any terms. Until five years ago such companies as did write policies on female lives discriminated against them to rhe extent of $5 In the thousand. Only a very few companies, even now, and these quite recently, Insure women on the same terms aB men. And yet the life tables of seventy-fivyears show the average death rates ot all males to be 21.8 per thousand, and of all females 19.7 per thousand. Female ives are, therefore, 10.6 per cent better risks tnan male lives. e with pain In the small of my kledlcmea and plan, hack, tors relief. gn-- e only temporary Doan Kidney Fills ' Y. B. Bnowx, Falmouth, Va cured me. UljX A Fruitless Quest. Could you do something for poor old sailor? asked a wanderer at the rear door of a Germantown house one morning this week. Poor old sailor? echoed the housewife, who had opened the door. "Yes'm, I followed the water for twenty years. Well, said the lady, as she slammed the door in the face of her unwelcome visitor, all Ive got to -- ay la you certainly don't look as though you had ever caught it. Wonderful Remedy. Allen's and Have tried ALLENS FOOT-EASfind it to be a certain cure, and gives comfort to one suffering with sore, tender and swollen feet. I will recommend ALLENS Trachoma Chronic In Japan. FOOT-EASto my friends, as it is A cakinet officer of the Mikado rea wonderful remedy. Mrs. N. certainly to the fact referred that there cently H. Guilford, New Orleans, La. are 880,000 trachoma patients In Japan, and that in Tohoku district It Is Picture Hats In Theater. Impossible to obtain the requisite It la announced that further number of recruits for the army If are to be made to cope with some sufferers from this disease are the hat nuisance at matinees by proThe Japanese viding cloakrooms free of charge. not admitted, adding: army will physically collapse If things Something also might be done by ImTraare to go on In this manner. proving the quality ot the playe prechoma Is a chronic Inflammation of sented. There is a good deal In the (he eyeilds which contracts them In- retort of the lady with the picture ward until the lashes scratch the pu- hat, who, on being told that those bepil, causing in many cases, blindness. hind her could not see, said that they were not mUsIng much. London Advantage to Opera Singers. , Punch. Opera slngera sing better than they used to, thanks to the electric light Monev refunded for each package of were PUTNAM FADELESS DYES If unsatIn tho past all our theaters lighted with gas. Thousands of jets isfactory. going all the evening exhaust and Wyndham and Duval. defile the air. A singer might be in During a recent debate In the house excellent voice, but he could never of commons on the Irish land hill an atmossing his best In a phere. The vitiated air scraped his opponent of that measure referred to throat, took away from him all buoy- Mr. Wyndham, chief secretary for ancy and elasticity of spirit. He sang Ireland, who la very handsome, aa a In a listless way be didn't begin to charming highwayman who was robbing the British taxpayer. Hi critic do blmself justice. applied to the chief secretary the epiTha United 8tate Lead. taph on Claude Duval In Covent GarIn the elec- den church: The greatest successes Here He Duval. Readof water power er, IP male thou art, look to thy purse; trical transmission have been made tn the United States, If female, to thy heart." company having a total capacity of 177,300 horsepower, trans- Take To Care a Cold fa One day. Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablet. An mit power over a line distance of 1,649 refund money If itfaUstoeore. SBe. miles, Iruggiste miles, on an average twenty-si0 with a voltage which ranges from Very Pleasant Electioneering. to 60,000 volts. The maximum disIn South Australia female suffrage tance over which power Is transmit- has been In operation for some time. ted le from Colgate to San Francisco, A member of the Commonwealth Par 220 mil?s, with a loss of 25 per cent. lament, anxious to ascertain the best At Colgate the body of water Is email, mode of approaching the woman vothut the fall is 1,500 feet. ers In his constituency, sought the advice of an experienced South AusThe Queerest Wedding Present. tralian legislator. How do you please heard of all sorts of wedding Youve them? Do you kiss the baby? No, presents," said a Pittsburg man, but sir, was the candid reply, we kiss Ill lay you ten to one you cant beat the elector. my story. I have a healthy client In a town not far from Pittsburg, a Mr. Wlnelow'a Soothing Kjrrup.' For children teething, soften the iiumi, reduce tffc middle-ageman, who was married Oammatloo, allay pola, cures wind colic. 25cbottl last month for the second time, and his wedding present to his bride was Grave Opened by Tree. a handsome granite obelisk In his In the Gartenkirchhof, Hanover, la cemetery lot, with his name and hers, a grave covered by a mighty stone, on and the names of his eight children by which an Inscription appears ta the bis first wife carved on it. effect that the grave should never be opened by human hands. The seed ol Future Sources of Oil. a birch fell through a crack In the The Roumanian petroleum field Is stone, and, tree, developing to a almost exhausted and that of Galacia opened tbe grave In Itslarge upward falling off. This leaves Germany opea growth. The tree has now withered to American and Russian companies. and decayed. When It Is removed the It la stated to be in the interest of grave will again be closed. Germany to sea that there Is no coalition between these two, which can be He Had Been Helped Once. Two Turks were at a French banprevented only by increasing the deThe quet. Toward tbe end of the feast a mand for the Russian product German buyer, however, is said to Frenchman selected a toothpick from look upon the Russian oil with dis- ihe tray near him. and politely passed favor. the tray on to his neighbor, who, however, peremptorily declined the offer, Tender-HeartePolicemen. No, thank you; I have Whatever may be said in reproba- exclaiming: tion of the New York police, a recent already eaten two of the accursed Incident shows they are a very human things." lot. A boy was picked I sm sure Piso's Cur. (or Consumption saved up In the park who identified him- my life three rears ago. Mr. Tho.. Robbins. self by saying that he was papa's Maple Street. Noralch, N Y., Feb. 17, 1800. Yihea he was taken to the boy. Custom Spreading. Tenderloin station a half dozen pocustom of leaving The licemen were kept busy for an hour to servants is beginning to legacies the around telephoning city making develop in this country. Quite reAnInquiries for the' lad s parents. other half dozen hung around cod- cently a number of wills set apart dling the youngster Just to make him funds for this purpose. Mrs. Emma Matthlesson. widow of the wealthy feel aL home New York Letter. sugar refiner, whose will was probatAnimal Prices. ed In New York last week, leaves The lion is worth to the animal de1-e- r $1,000 to each servant who had been $1 500; the lioness, $500; the leopin her employ for over a year and not ard, $300; the panther, $250; bears, exceeding two years. To every serv$50 to $500; an elk, $200; the camel, ant having been in her employ for 200. and the elephant, $500. more than two years, $2,000 is given. Foot-Eas- E gas-fille- forty-thre- e x 10,-00- 1 8ti!l a Few Left. The bishop of Durham complains that the English language will soon consist of nothing but slang and initials. If he will consult the latest American dictionaries he will learn that there are still about 300,000 words in good and regular standing. ly d d |