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The Porte has Issued an edict forbidding all Turkish subjects, under pain of severe punishment, to take lessons in fencing, sword exercise or in revolver practice wUtBide the army, as these practices form a danger for the public security. Then it was that an eager face was upturned to E. Wilbert Marsh from Three to the tier of seats below. one that the Chicagos win! BUCHANAN. BY JAMES Ill take you, replied Marsh, with Copyright. 1902, by Daily Story Pub. Co.) a fierce, desperate thrill of pride and Mr. E. Wilbert Marsh sallied forth confidence In the home team. They one morning, with a brand new light would win yet! Anyway, it would be left his over overcoat thrown jauntily 26. to go back on them in their 1894, cowardly arm. About half way between his Children Overdressed. From 1826 to 1890, tne proportion of would try to turn He extremity. There was a time when the small lodging house and the station where their luck by betting beyond his usual suicides in Belgium has augmented hoys greatest happiness consisted In he was wont to climb up to that Let it be Xs! he exclaimed. 72 per cent; in Prussia, 411 per cent; figure. elegoing about in his bare feet The abominable inconvenience, the All right! responded the eager in Austria, 238 per cent; in Sweden he observed a young lady 7olce below. present-da- y boy wears shoes, and it vated, and Denmark, 72 per cent, and 35 per is quite a novelty to 'see a shoeless dart down the front steps of one of cent respectively, and in France, 31 won. The Chicagos lad. Whereas in former times the the most imposing and least flaked said for that per cent. X, trouble Ill you She he of the veneered brown-frontaverage boy underdressed, at Marshs man feet, the sitting young la overdressed. The former grew up carried a letter in her hand. On her IS GOOD FOR JEWELERS. as the bleachers rose with a howl, at into a sturdy lad; the latter la tali head was nothing but a great glo- the last Inning. The the of completion saffron hair. rious mass, of piled-uand scrawny. How times change! Hard on Watches, and the of the home team be- - Ping-Pon- g She was strikingly pretty and strik- champion Chester (Pa.) Republican. Man Who Makes Repairs Profits. one ingly conscious of the fact, if Ping pong is a fine game," said a and Pisoe Care tor Consumption la an infallible might judge her make-uwho does a lot of repairing, Jeweler, medicine for roughs and colds. N. W. Samosi. manner. It was evident that she was to a New York Sun man. No outdoor Ocean Grove, N. J.. FSi, J7. 1900. . letter-boxbound for the nearest or indoor sport has ever given us so Hardly, however had the little kid much to do. It is surprising how many FLAGS ON PRIVATE YACHTS. slippers of this pleasing damsel trippersons have broken their watches-sinca dozen the the game became a fad. Black an Unpopular Color Among ped along with pavement the exasperating unyards when, You see, people play the game withTo Cure a Cold in One day. Amateur Sailors. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All expectedness which nature sometimes out removing their coats or waistNo one has the courage to fly a displays in her most perverse moods, druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 2So coats. In the excitement they .forget black flag as a private yacht signal, it began to rain. The attractive figabout their watches, and the first Turned Farce Into Tragedy. and even black in combination with ure stopped short, wavered a mothing a man knows his timepieco Arthur Sharply, a member of an other colors is extremely rare. Orange ment and then turned back just in bounds out of his pocket Sometime toin theatrical seen stood are black and English company, occasionally time to meet young Marsh, struggling it strikes the table, but wherever it tho wings waiting for his cue to enter gether, the owners being Princeton to raise his umbrella over his $25 does fall the watch is damaged. a farcical scene. 1 think I will make men. A grewsome flag is on the overcoat. That is not all. A player may ti it a tragedy," he remarked, and swal- Fedalma, the steam yacht of Augustus With a silvery laugh and, apparentwatch to his pocket, but still it his lowed some poison. Trouble in his C. Tyler of New London; a pointed ly the most perfect unconsciousness out of gear. The constant jumps gets family made him wish to die, but a black flag with a red Maltese cross in of any impropuety in thus accosting around and the swinging of the ing to and him New are center. familiar Yorkers the live, physician compelled stranger, the girl exclaimed; arms disturbs the works so the watch-haa magistrate put him under bonds not with William K. Vanderbilts colors, How sudaen! to be brought to us to he regulato attempt suicide again. white with a black stripe the same E. Wilbert Marsh smiled, and raisted. C. r H. water. as on on the turf the ed his hat with a gratified blush. The Cosmopolitan Magazine anI have had as many womens watchi more than half black, to is Roomes Would kindness flag the have you nounces that it has obtained for the with a blue cross in es as mens to repair. The women1 the center. Sec- drop my letter in the first . box you are even more careless than the men. year 1902 the exclusive American rights retary Cormacks pennant is in equal pass? asked the girl, putting the Their watches dangle from their shirt--' to H. G. Wplls work and an option on portions white and black, vertically little square missive into the young waists, and as a result the watch of a like privilege in 1903. By way divided. The moat striking combina- mans hand, and gathering her skirts jumps around like a weathercock in a Wells Mr. of into the of tion black John and is white next pubiication Taylor preparatory to flight. The preface t gale of wind. rain. Mankind in the Making, a series of Lords pennant You have seen it at stant she fled, rustling and laughing, Walked away against a drizzling as it may seem, my InSurprising Mab stone main truck of the back brown to the even shelter of wider the the to sure is excite Queen papers that gan to search in his pockets in a come from repairing watches has alcomment than did Anticipations from black ground, with a perforated white front, and E. Wilbert Marsh found dazed way. He finally gathered to- most tripled since the craze for ping to cross in the center. Here is himself saying With pleasure! a handful of coins and two pong began. the same pen, the Augnst Cosmopolitan Maltese the cross without the skull and bones. the empty air. The young lady look- gether bills. Im stuck at $4.75, he said, an biographical interesting publishes ed back as she was vanishing and New York Press. , Didnt suppose 1 was so ruefully. Would "Dam the Hogs, Too. sketch and character study of rec I wonder if she would nodded. not to have bet But New short Ought Mountain (Mo.) Ozark The Made Mualc In Olden Tlmea. ognize me, if she met me again? He looked desperately at the tells a story of an say. colonel The rabab of Palestine is a sort e mused Marsh. Then he walked briskReason to Suspect. overcoat lying across his of the quality folks sort whom he resplendent Sometimes, said Uacle Eben, a violin. The body is a square frame ly on. arm. Youll take this coat In pledge, once met in western Kansas. The The rattle of an approaching train wont boy has reason to suspeck dat hes be- covered with parchment The instruyou? Ill meet you here colonel was an enthusiast on the irriin scolded foh doin what his fathuh ment is played with a bow. There is fell on his ear. He had just time to afternoon right here on the over would do hisse'f if he werent too busy but one string, a thick, coarse horse- reach the station and catch it There bleachers with the cash to redeem gation scheme that was sweeping so was He positime. at that Kansas or hadnt tho rheumatlz. hair, but expert performers can, it is would not be another train for five it Washingtive In his theories and so ton Star. said, get considerable variety of tone minutes, and it happened that he was The other young man hesitated. that few people cared to disan With that from late somewhat this primitive instrument morning. Bows ThlsT Then he took the garment which E. him. One day as he with agree inward vow that he would mail the Wilbert Marsh We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any tragically banded to case of Catarrb that cannot be cured by Hall's in front of the piflee talkLadles Can Wear 8hoea on letter Immediately young ladys and disappeared in the crowd. Catarrh Cure. Foot-Eashim, Allens size several friends,' Pink BarOne smaller after with Ot a dash wild made he & using the car, ing F. J. CHENEY CO., Props., Toledo, leaving A few hours later, the temporary a powder. It makes tight or new for the stairway and rushed upon the We, tho undersigned, have known F. J. lives over on Snake creek, that clay, believe 15 him overcoat pulled a years and Cheney for the last Bhoeseasy. Cures swollen, hot, sweating, platform of the nearest car Just as owner of the new came along, and after shaking hands--arounperfectly honorable In all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obliga- aching feet, ingrowing nails, corns and the guard was closing the gate. Then letter out of a pocket of the garment turned to the colonel and said: and stared at the envelope with bunions. All druggists and shoe stores, tions made by their firm. Ive got forty acres of land Colonel, West A Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 25c. Trial package FREE by maiL Ad- he slipped the letter Into his over- startled and Id know flashing eyes. O.; Walding, Ktnnan A Marvin, Wholesale to Snake creek that I want what did coat and close N. straightway S. pocket, Y, lying dress Allen Olmsted, LeRoy, her writing anywhere! he muttered, to Druggists, Toledo, Ohio. actdo circumstances men under such all taken Cure is internally, Hall's Catarrn irrigate and I would like to ask And addressed to my rival, Sam ing directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Many Shared In Small Eatata. advice about it 'Very well, sah it forgot your Frio fre& sent of the system. Testimonials Confound it! Ill open it! An unmarried womans estate ed another young man left the colonel, My advice is 'fic per bottle. Sold by all druggists Presently responded He impetuously tore open the em Hall's t amlly Pills are the besk $426.75 was lately distributed by the his seat, came up the aisle, and stood I did do that, said: dam the creek. and read: Probate Court of Indiana among smiling down upon Marsh. and cut a ditch down across Going to velope Pink, A Little Girls Prayets Dearest Sam What a shame that thirty-nin- e heirs. The largest amount the ball game, this afternoon? he the land, but I couldnt get rise Little Alice had been put to bed invitation to the theater, your one wae received went which any $75, asked. Then I would dam the This and was saying her prayers. came just after I had accepted enough. to surviving brothers and sisters. Ths Why, hello!" replied Marsh, recogsah, replied the colonel. Thats ditch, Oh, God, was part of her petition: amount was $1.09, ths por- nizing a chum in whose company he as' a dernier ressort, one from that Just what I did do, said Pink, but make all tke bad people good and smallest been has who odious Fred s Crombie, tion and grand-niece- s had aforetime done his part toward rooted holes in the banka;. make all the good people all the me with attentions of the hogs received. national persecuting eulogizing the hoarsely would What you do about that? good people the good people nice! Yes, I want to go. Shall, if late! I should not have accepted his What would I do?' snorted the game. 1 had not been If invitation, anyway, I can get away. You going? colonel. I would dam the hogs, saht Not much chanco of it Two hun- just dying to hear that particular I would dam the hogs! dred and fifty pieces in last nights play. And then came your welcome mall! Dont know how much larger but tantalizing note. What a conHad His Nerve With Him. this mornings mail will be. But say, tretemps! But, Sam, I will go with saitf had a nervy one I Will, if you can go, you want to. Its you, and I will tell you how we will the bartender, according to the Philahim the Fred and outwit give slip. going to be great ball. Hutchins will A country looking head of the delphia record. pitch for our fellows. The champions Do you beatat,theor near, the entrance seen the free lunch sign had who of yap, Brooklyn play us, and are only just a notch stairway came gawking In, and as soon-aoutside, 7:30 at the bridge sharp, ahead, you know. Its component parts are all wholesome. he got his bearings made a dive after-effect- s. By the time E. Wilbert Marsh left will drop my fan Over the stairway, the solid food counter. In a without unpleasant It acts gently the car his head was completely full as Fred and I are going up. He will, for he had made the pickled tripe minute substances. I to will run back of from free course, get it objectionable of the great game which was to It is wholly like thirty cents and had look dish to seem be pushed upward by come off that afternoon. He was then Meet me at the head of put the crackers and cheese out of crowd. the of business entirely. I glued my eyes It contains the laxative principles plants. the stairs. Then, adieu, Mr. Fred. of plants. carminative on him and sung cut, Hey, there! principles the . contains , Lovingly yours, It , which are Have a beer? He was too busy OLLIE. aromatic liquids wholesome contains It head nq. Mebbe his shook but did Mr. Indeed run Crombie Fred taste. agreeable and refreshing to the dutifully back for the fan that even- some whisky, I says. Nope, he says, ing when Miss Ollie dropped it from with his mouth full of corned beef All are pure. the bridge stairs. But Instead of re- sandwich. Well, say, he was so busy blefaded. turning, he buttoned hie coat, raised over there that I thought it was up All are delicately umbrella against the drizzling to me to put a stop to it, so I says, his compounded. and scientifically All are skillfully about How a like, rain which had begun to fall, and sarcastic Much obleged, ha walked away to a street car. Of bottle o wine? and to manufacture of method Its value is due to our course. Miss Ollie found no dearest says, but when. I left home I promcombination. Sam awaiting her at the head of the ised the old folks 1 wouldnt drink the originality and simplicity of the stairs, since he had never received nothin, I was so stunned I let him her letter. She rushed frantically get out without leaving his card. the . genuine. effects beneficial buy To get its about, got into a jam,, had her opera Where Vegetation Flourishes. hat crushed out of shape, her purje Manufactured by In Cuba cabbages frequently weigh stolen, and the better part of her indignant wind squeezed into gasping as much as twenty pounds. All vegeFinally, she got free, but tables do well Radishes may he eat protests. having neither umbrella nor money, en from fourteen to eighteen day had to walk home unsheltered from after sowing, while corn produces the rain. She arrived in a drenched, three crops per year. Sweet potatoes , disgusted and hysterical condition, are perpetual. The natives dig up cut them off and plant the old and sneaked up to her room like a San Franclaco. CaL truant child. vines, which produce a new crop In New York. N. Y. How sudden! Ky. Next day, E. Wilbert Marsh pre- three months. All sorts of fruit, Louisville. planning how he could get away. He sented himself at the bleachers, as he horticultural and greenhouse plants ros SALS BT ALL LXADI2JO DBUQOlSTa. kept planning ail the morning. In had agreed, with the ransom money and bulbous stock are also grown. the early afternoon he got away. He for the overcoat After the game he found precisely the same sum in the Good, for Her. just went It was a glorious day and a glorious pocket of that garment, together The Living Church quotes this from game. The rain had let up. Every- with six of the choicest fifty-cea Connecticut womana diary, dated: l. No 1790: We had roast pork for dinner," The grand stand cigars ever swaddled in body was there. was jammed. The bleachers groaned. wonder he thought the world must be and Dr. S., who carved, held up a. The entire field was shut in by black growing better! He had totally for- rib on his fork, and said: Here, la. gotten that he did not mail a certain dies, is what Mother Eve was made-of.- ' . u. Write for panic- - parentheses of humanity. The visitors began to score briskly letter that was handed to him by a law. Aaineu Sokeoi 4 College Aptiy, Chicago. Yes, said Sister Patty, and in the first inning. They made four young lady. He will never think of from very much the same kind its of runs In succession, with out a man it again, for the evidence necessary witter. I CAN matter to the masculine out At the end of the fifth inning to recall the Good, If roawMttc BO m.tur what !tt or where looted the score stood six to two In favor mind had, in his case, entirely disap N o deal too largo or too Sold br drug WS. tn Wheels within buy, I bare wti.t you wheels South J i null. Honor rout to yoar tnnlc. AddnM with .ump. of the champions. peared. MM-Americas revolutions. Dm "U," south bud, no, A, s. The Wary Crocodile. 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