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Show THE SALT LAKE. TRIBUNE) FRIDAY. MORNING, DECEMBER. Jsalt fake tribune ItsDI eg fit1 t fk Trlbor7Peh'Milnff lyCi Mfltn! TEHys or si bs kiptiom : n4 WyomUf I rtsh. Id ho, Krd . .$ tad Buadnf, one ntth. and om 1W' Ualir StmdaV, yir in F. Kttewher 9 ...... and tW Month... Sunday, par Daily 1.50 Sami Waakly Tribune n yrat Tb Tribune In on aala in etarjr important city to th Vnftfil State Rcarfara may aacartaUi cat In. iav city hr telephoning thtl offlcn. Th Tribune la a member of the Aaaoclated Tb Aanociated PrM 1 exetnetfely M Pro, titled te the nae for r publication of all newe dlaphtcbea credited to It or not otbcrwUe credited la dhia patter, and alao the local new , ' pbllfhM herdn. ifcfl Tribune la a member jjf the Audit Bureaa ef Circulation Information concerning Tbn Trio circulation will be supplied by the Audit BurQan of Circulation. Venetikti bldg , Chteaf. Ihe H t. Betkwiili Special Agency, eole eaat-er- n adrertlalng agent, World bldg . Kew Torh Tribune bldg., Chicago; Poat Dispatch bldg., St. Louie, Ford bldg. Detroit. Mich.; Bryant hldgJ, Kaunas City. Mo. W. R Baaauger Co., Pacific Coast representative Eiamloer bldg., ben Fraactaco; Title Inauraace bhig . La An ' ceirb; Seattle. bldg ParB office of The Parti, France. telephone Wasatch 600. When ttiu fhil to get Tour Tribune telephone f be city circulation department before 10 o'clock n m aad cmy mill be sent too hr mewenger. EuUtred at the puatoffli at Had Lake t lty aa Moimi-clamatter. ; ,... Ror, to newspaper publishing, founding the Daily Express in 1900, as a rival to his friend Ilarmswerths Daily Mad. Fo'tr years later be obtained control, of the London Standard and the At. James Gazette, consolidating the latter. two. In the meantime be bad founded the North Mail in Newcastle and the Gazette and Express in Birmingham. He was active in the tariff reform movement and became vice president of the Tariff Reform league and vice chairman of the tariff commission.. He when blindness hold all his interests came upon him, in 1914, dedicating the rest of hie life to thosS similarly afflicted. He founded and directed 8t. Dunstans Hostel for Blinded Soldiers In London, obtaining its splendid site adjoining Begents park through the assistance of Otto H. Kahn of New York. He was president of the National Institute for the Blind and of the Fresh Air fund. In recognition of his remarkable work be was made a baronet in 1916. He visited the United States, in 1919, and spent some time in New Y'ork promoting the welfare of blinded veterans of the war. CHINAS 21 DEMANDS. hill of the and marched LEAD TARIFT NEEDED. Ecsumptioa of .tariff Jiesringi by the fingnoo committee of the sonnte recalls tba immediate imiortaneblo this state of prompt action by eoiiyre&a, so that recovery of the 'luetal mining industry of Utah may be expedited, The tariff on lead is of special Importance to this e tatculiU.il Is third in jairk among the lead producing states pf the Union. It will be news to many .outside of the mining business to know That 'Utahs nnual production of lead under normal of is equal to the entire worlds production. The tance here through the fact that almost all. the underground metal mine rely in large part on the lead contents of their Several ores for successful operation. of the largfst producers of the state haVe been idle for a year or more, with consequent direct loss to' the community through olimiu&tion of substantial payrolls. somewhat Mining costs, although lower than during the peak of the war . period, are still so high that lead pro-duetion In Utah is not profitable, and it Is to bo questioned whether any' action within the power of the mine operators oflho state enn reduce production costs , sufficiently to'permlt resumption of work by the mines under present , market conditions. It is well known that silver Is the only Utah metal now quoted at a material advance ovr the r Copper and figures. zinc are much lower than in 1913 and, r with lead, St substantially the quotation the metal output of the state is worth much less on the market than it was in 1913. With all costs considerably higher, the obvious solution is an improved market quotation, for lrnd, which is more directly responsive to domestic influences thjn copper, as copper depends largely on foreign consumption. Production and consumption of lead in the United States are about equal. The record shows that the lead market is quickly responsive te tariff, and those best informed oh the subject are Confident that prompt enactment of th, lead schedule contained in the Ford-ncbill will react so favorably on the domestic lead market as to advance r materially the time when Utahs mines will again be in full operation to the consequent advantage of till the citizens of the state. . conditions pre-wa- pre-wa- y lead-silve- SIR ARTHUR FEARSON. Sir Arthur Iearson, whose death in London was recently announced in cable dispatches, will be remembered chiefly for his labors in behalf of the blind, although his career was notable quite aside fromhe glory into which he transformed his affliction; for Sir Artlmr was stricken with blindness at the age of forty-eighbut not until he had achieved successes which few men attain in a lifetime. The fortune he .built up in his highly successful publishing business he devoted to this V" relief of the sightless. From the time that hlindne first threatened him, seven years ag be had trained himself to do without sight. He prided himself upon his .Complete mastery of the daily details of his life and snffered no one to help him. His 'death was" due la accident. lle fell against a bathtub and died from a skull fracture before members of his householdyhccustomed to permitting him to lookafter himself, became alarmed at liiy 'prolonged absence and instituted searS-for him. 'Tie was the son of the Jiev. Arthur 'Cyril Pearson and was born in Wooky near Wells, February 24, 1866. He had four years at a private school and three years at Winchester college. Hig first job, which paid him $500 a year, he obtained in competition" with 3000 others, which Titbit ofgrinning a prize fered for the person submitting the best answers for three months to the questions published in its inquiry. While he was a clerk in the office of Titbits he formed a friendship with Alfred narmsworth, now Lord North-clif- f o, which never weakened, although 'Sir5 Arthur is said to have been his friends chief rival when the latter was , negotiating for the London Times. In 1890 he founded Pearsons Weekly, "which attained immediate success. Within the next, eight years he had established a dozen other magazines, among them Pearsons Magazine,. all of which were thriving and profitable. By thf fnd of 1898 hia magazine had an aggregate circulation of more than t, 3,00000. . From magazine eheurs statement' Are these: Inhabitants, municipalities, , schools," houses, land, agriculture, livestock, reads, factories and railways Frenchmen from ,19 to 50 years of ege, mobilized during the war, numbered 8,400,000. Ofi'these, 5.154.000 were killed or wounded. The following is aa interesting summary of civic reconstruction : inhabitants Deported because of tho war, 2,500,728; returned to France, 1,' 975,798. Municipalities Abandoned, established, 3216. Schools Before Jbe war, established, 3250; re- 7271; re- 6830. Houses Destroyed, 789,000; i 10,213; repaired, 326,700. ; Land Devastated, 8,240,000 acres cleared from- - projeetiles, wire entanglements and trenches, 6,881,000 acres. " Agriculture Farm laud devastated, 4.571.000 acres; farms now cultivated, 3.420.000 acres. Livestock Horses and mules carried away, 367,000; restored, 96,303; oxen carried vway, 523,000j restored, 120,. 263; sheep and goats carried away 469,000; restored, 121,164, Roads Destroyed, 32,960 miles; temporarily repaired, 18,825 fniles; defi nitely repaired, 8420. Factories vd- - (each having, at least Twenty-ohDcniands, stroyed, 4700;' resumed operation, right down again. Her 3645, pica for the abrogation of treaties f UNEMPLOYMENT SITUATION. growing out ot- - thd demands which! China signed in 1915, after Japans ulUnemployment is steadily increasing timatum, andty grace of which Japan in all' parts of the United States, and holds her grip on Shantung and it is becoming evident that some meawas .met by a quick objection sure "of TeHrf- is Sorely- - needed. - Road from the Japanese delegates and a sine-di- construction affords nn opportunity to adjournment of thousands ,of . men' at work.1 Qf place' . committee conof the Washington the $75,000,000 appropriated for federal ference. in highway construction, provided aid is chance there little Apparently that a resolution denouncing these in the act of November fithis year, treaties made between China and .Japan $24,373,000 is now available, and whilo the rest of the world was enwill be available the first day receive gaged in war in Europe will consider aTIdn or even be of the new year. These Amounts are in serious drafted. It. would mean that England addition to the $68,500,000 unexpended and France would .have to denounce balance from former, acts giving federal their own actions and that the Ver- aid In highway construction, a total of sailles treaty would be undermined. $141,625,000. It is expected that the There are other treaties, too, which various states will match these funds would cause embarrassment to En- to the extent of at least $125,000,000, is a list of demands making .the total federal aid road work there for gland,. for 1922 more than $250,000,000. ijvhioh England made upon China The bureau of public roads has figThibet. attitude regarding ures showing that othey state and ,Tho American these treaties seems to be this: county road construction, in which the Chinas sovereignty and political in federal government will not participate, tegrity has always been recognized by will bring the grand total to approxi- America, as well as that of Japan. mately $650,000,000 for 1922. This does Therefore any treaties entered into be- not include street construction in cities. tween these two states must be reSecretary Hoover has urged tho govgarded as legal under international ernors of the various states to let as law. It is not possible for a third many contracts as possible for highway party, such as tie United States; to at- construction. His parpose is uot to tack them. . It is a matter entirely for suggest that states enter on, road buildbetween the two ing in. winter weather, but he points private discussion out that if contracts are let now they nations. This is why Shantung was taken out- will provide a basis upon which CoThis is why ntractors can order tools, mrchinery and side, the conference. Japan is feeling secure In her main ob- supplies. Winter work will resul from jectives, Thero is no reason to "believe these orders, and, to that extent unemthat Japan has been misled in taking ployment will be relieved. this-vieColonel Arthur Woods of the preson unemployment idents conference NEW WORKING RULER urges immediate action upon the .part of state officials for the reason that Changes in overtime pay make up this country has a sufficient width the outstanding feature of the new in latitude to make outdopr work posrules just promulgated by the federal sible in some part of it'all the year and gives Jti as his opinion rail labor board. The rules affect the around, there nover was a time when this maintenance of way workers and are, tha$ could be used to more beneffective on FWday. Under normal aijvantage efit to the people of the United States some conditions workmen than right zlow'. 573,000 Extensive road work would be embraced in the operation of is out of the question so far as Utah is the new rules, but the number, owing concerned for the next three or four to- - the industrial depression, has liken months, but the people of this state reduced. Under the decision, would be benefited in some degree greatly time and a half rates are to be paid should many men be put to work in after the tenth hour of work instAd the southern states, where there is litof after the eighth, as under the old tle or no snow during the winter. Utah will .probaby be able and willing to do national working agreement. The finding reaffirms the basie her part early in the spring. eight hour day. It sets fpfth that, exA MAN GOES BY. cept as otherwise provided in these (From the New Republic.) rules, eight consecutive hours, exclusive Where hie sure feet pane of the meal period, shall constitute a The crowds are strangely thinned Thev ere the furrowed grass days work. 'That is word for word And he Is the wind. from the olcjrules. But punitive overManv go with the thought time rates do not start until after ten Of their footfall's little beat, own lives caught work.-hourWfarlmr-ihe- ir hours For Like shackles on their feet. pay is to be at the regular hourly he Is disinterested ratd After that the 50 per cent extra But In . e Man-ciinri- - e . $48K-750,0- 1 w. . s, goes on. While this is a pronounced change, the old na'ional agreement applied the same principle to a large class of maintenance of way employees. Under the old rules, the time and a half rate started after the tenth hour for labor- ers employed in extra or floating gangs whose employment is seasonal and temporary, when engaged in work' not customarily done by regular section gangs. In the new rulea, the board extends this principle to regular track hands. What tho saving to the roads will be in dollars and cents, none of the figure s wrestlers is able to compute. place it as low as $100,000 a month and as high as $500,000 a month, depending on the season, on the financial situation of the roads and n the factor of general business depression or activity. Its a gues. Esti-mate- Recently there has been issued a public statement at Paris' entitled The Revival of France. It has to do with the progress made in the restoration of the aseas devastated by war, which is uttered at the direction of M. minister of liberated regions. Ths report shows that official statistics of the destruction caused by Lou-cheu- r, the war and the reconstruction feet and their fevered wav; There Is motive In his tread That was not shaped from clay. Thresholds may make him small, But ths wind Is In his feet Dominant, impersonal As he walks upon a street. Hazel Hall. The Lure of Some Place Else 4 By Frederic accom- plished up to May 1, 1921, have been tabulated.. An inference to be drawn from A study of the figures, says M. the France of toLoucheur, is that day is the same as France of yesterday, and that in peace as in war she continues to work with steadfastness, courage and confidence. publishing he turned The subjects treated by M. Lou- - J. Haskln. . .; Dec. 1. The WASHINGTON. D. C South bea islands and tha Orient are Just now enjoying a tremendous popularity among persons who have never been there. The South Sea island erase waa started by a book which described in the moat luscious language that paradise of eternal summer, of easy living, of few clothes, of no restraints, and ct beautiful native maiden who fell In love with white men on a ght, and kneyr little or nothing about marriage,, The material for this book, It la said, was supplied by a man who had. spent some years in the islands, but the luscious writing waa done by a clever woman who had nkver been to the Islands at all. The book waa quickly followed by other books by the same author, and by others. Boats bound for the South seas began to be packed wl;ti tourists. Then came the! inevitable reaction. Th wanderers found that the South Sea Islands were just about lika Florida, California, or any other winter resort country. They found that instead of lying around and picking up breadfruit whenever they got hungry, they had to pay $12 a dey at tha hotel . Instead of capering nearly naked on coral strands, they had to dress for dinner. Ther weren't nearly enough beautiful native maidens to go around. As for the Climate, it was nice fer a while, but no tropical climate agrees with a white man for very long at a stretch. In a, word, the tourist found that th KarealffiloUEumi(hnfe: dogged him even to the South Sea (elands, and that the books had been mostly fairy tale. So many were the disappointed tourists that a literature poking fun at ths South . Sea islands has sprung into Many magazine articles have been written to that tune, and now a book is out which Is a parody of al othe rbooks that told about the hresppustbos delights of ths South seas. This comedy has been played over again. - The South sea have leaped lnto sudden- popularity time after tune, and then have been forgotten again. Robert Louis Stevenson gavev thero a rumom years ago. and before that. Herman (Melville set men to hankering after breadfruit land tropical warmth apd beautiful d damsels. PLACES THAT AREN'T. Of course, what the writers describe, and what the readers hanker after and often go In search of, la not tha South Sea Islands as they really are, but a purely imaginary 'realm which will give play to all of the longlnre which they cannot as t lafy - at hom. These periodic erases about strange faraway Arcadlas are aim-pl- y evidence of the fact that moat men are only half satisfied by the reality and so live largely in their dreams. This craving for some place else is chiefly as revealing the unsatisfied longings of men. The South Sea Island are by no means the only popular never-nevland. The Orient la another one which has a spell of popularity every few It, too, is having one just how. jears. A series cf spectacular plays, purporting to describe i.fe in the Orient, have had a great sucrose. Several books of the same character have been beet tellers, end the movies as usqal have followed suit, It ts to note that this Imaginary Orient has almost exactly the seme essential features as the imaginary South Sea island In this Orient of the' screen and the stage It la one mors .always summer, once more peopleware shown leading easy unrestrained lives, and once more the unclad damsel of emancipated morals la the leading feature of the scene. These colorful portrayals of an easy. Idle life., full of excitement and desire, devoid of hard workfcnd clothes, draw enormous crowds pr (ypical Americans, who work hard every dav in the week, and often go tpwohurch on Sunday, who lead lives of jutlne-an- d restraint, in the land on earth, and who mint are easllywscandalized by any suggestion of Immorality in the lives of ' their ne'ghhors y THINGS MEN CRAVE. In there anything strange in their liking for these pictures and books Snd -- plays, which life aa a thing of freedom, adventure and lust? N'oth.ng at all. In each of those worthy citizens is buried a subliminal self that longs for Just those things, and' the preposterous books and pictures give him a sort of vicarious satisfaction. These books and plays and pictures, then, are, above all, a d agnosia .of civilised life In America. They show what it lacks by showing what Hie man who is living It Instinctively craves. And the things which he craves invariably ar less work, less restraint, more adventure, more freedom, and especially more freedom tn the matter of love The instinct cf the average man aa to what la the matter with hit I fe Is prob-ab.- y Most people doubtless do right. work too hard, and above all they work too monotonously They do the same things over and over again until those There is not things become meaningless enough of change and excitement in their lives There Is not enough to feed their Imaginations and develop their emotions Most people, too, are not satisfied In love. Bo far the average man IS right. He knows what he wants, even If he won't admit It. or at least he feels what he wants even If he doesn't know It. The book he reads, tho pictures and plays he goes tn see nr his confession of longing and aspiration. Where he Is wrong Is in supposing that If he could just go to some faraway place all would be different. Aa a matter of fact, life Is amazingly similar wherever vou go. You can satisfy your long.ngs In a measure anvwhere if you are strorg and clever enough, and If you are not the odds are against you on a South Sea Island no less than on the island of Mancopper-colore- er IntM-estin- law-HdO- de.'4-rib- hattan. Salvation for any man la not Right to some faraway p.ace where the game ia easier, but In a careful study of the environment about him THE BROTHER ACT. Yes, said the principal of the young ladles' school to ths proud psrent, "you ought to be very happy, my dear sir. A PROSPECT OF RETROSPECT. to be the father of so large a family, all When I 'think how time will pass the members of which appeared to be devoted to on another " 1'ntll this Now Is turned to Then, Like smoke that fades within ulaee. - - "Large faroilyl gasped the old gentleman In amazement. beem the curled fancies of my pen. What on earth do you mean, ma'am" For this year' sturdy discontent Why, yes. Indeed." said the principal, Will read as words a bov beaming through her glasses, "no fewer When I have weighed the Much life than eleven of Kate's brothers have been meant here this summer to take her on the Against the Little that It held river, and she tells me she expects ths Edward Davison. tall one with th blue ses again tomorrow." COMPREHENSIVE SENTENCE. INSOLENCE! Little Marie's uncle met A trawler came Into a port where a her on the street and asked her If she She were going to the picnic. destroyed flotilla lay at anchor. dropped her hook" afoul of the first and "No. 1 ain't," she replied. officer and effort second of the the said horrified ships, the dear," "My pedant, you should not say ain't. Tou must of the watch to move her were fruitless. On tha matter being reported to the say, I am not going,' and he proceeded commodore, he went aft and hailed the to give her a little lesson In grammar. intruder: "X am not going. Tou are not "Halloa, there! You're foul of my bilHe Is not going. We are not going. Thev are not going. Now, can you let. , You must clear out and anchor elsewhere. Im In command of this flotilla aav all that, Marie?'' "Sure," answered Marie wllto confi- who are you?" Back came the answer, appalling In Its dence. "There ain't nobody going." American audacity; "Ahm the North Star and Weekly. Ahve set for th night." Exchange. LONESOME. FINANCIAL 8TRES3. "Tou concede that our city la beautiThe fact that hla supposedly adored big ful, has clean streets, healthful surroundwas brother returning home from college ings and good government?" day had been carefully concealed Of course," eald the former Nw that from Tommy until he came Torker. back from school. ""You have established good business said hlg mother, after her "Tommy, here?" younger son had gone upstairs to wash "Oh, yes." his and th conface elder had "Then, why can't you b happy among cealed In the pantry, "I have abeen big surus?" for you." You have no rush hours. Louisville prise "I know what It la, replied Tommy Courier-Journa- l. unconcernedly. "Brother's back ' "Why, how did you guess that?" COLD WELCOME. Cause mv bank won't rattle any American Legion Weekly. A clergyman In a small town was de- morq. ploring the fact that non of the couples In from tha country to be marWITH THE TRIMMING. that came ried stopped at his house for the purpose. Mr. Newlywed (giving first order to man ad- butcher over phone) Pleas send me a said th "Well, brother, dressed. "what can you expect with th pound of steak. Butcher And what else, please?' Five Dolbig sign on the tree outsideMrs. N'ewljwed And and some gravy. lars' Fine for Hitching here'?" . school-teach- - - quips fall when they may. Hew to ths line, MEMORY TESTS 1 o A Line o Type or Two go-tn- g. REVIVAL OF FRANCE. 16, 1921. let th 'Peace on Earth Is Hers, ssys London of th treaty," Let ua not wax too enthusiastic, but let us have faith. As ho bean previously faith, staled, w can do very little with but ws can do nothing without 1L On the e. h., all ogre that too much faith Is as bad as too little and too little as bad as too much. Still, speaking en the w. k. o. It., w differ as to too much and what is too lltt,e. A little dialectic I a dangerous thing. Lot u seek refuge in a convenient perlcd, ' 1. (a) Who was Bandow? (b) What young Chicagoan, afterward famous aa a theatrical producer, was hi manager tn , $ the 90a? 2, What languages Other than Slavic n In Russia?? pl are extensively-spokeft. What great baseball player committed suicide by Jumping over Niagara ' fall? 2 How many times Is ths Virgin Ha gy mentioned in in Blb,e? 5. Which two character In ths works of Shakespeare ars viewed a representembodiment filial th of ingratitude? ing 5 What or tb principal elements of i the atmosphere? 1. What la phonography? Who suggested and who invented it? 8. What Is a whippet? , 9. What state is called ths Centennial state? THE ART OF BONNETING. 10. What Is the correct response to (By Uraus.) she) To start it off you end the line with A make when anyone says that he - (or t And then- you fmd a nice, big rotund B, It glad to hav met you? Following title you use another B, ANSWERS. And tack below a line that ends with A, 1. Which American presidential candi-And look about to find, an extra B; of the date will century received th Una present rhym Bring two Hank, for this gest number of electoral votes? Of with p Wilson with Woodrow votes? A our popular And round it off here wjth treaty votes in 1913. President HarAt this point, if I'm right, we have an e; 435 electoral In 1920. rolled the up greatest pop(Lower case.) Now there comes the ding. ular plurality. letter f. 2. What four Amerloan universities And, while there. Hank, pick out a nio have the largest enrollments? University new of Cal fornta. 11,154; University of MichiHot dog: The g the g doth rhyme with gan, 8200; Columbia, 8517, fcnd Uiinai Uy Petrarch! Hand me now a littje f. HeresX j our sonnet So! yih end 82115. I. Waa Abraham Llnooln a member of with g. tho Masonic fraternity? He Was not. 4. What is galvanised Iron?' It. is iron Mr. Edwin Bsimer has tossed his Pn In which baa been coated with (in Into the ring in defense of The Skin andsheets then alno, th process Involving galGame," which pleases u. W are c2k vanic (eitctr.cal) action. Sometime what sinister Influence is responsible for applied to iron coated with sine the damning accusation that it ts high without the ocas of galvanism. Steel pro Samuel brow. ' We are reminded of what treated similarly Is also known ' by ths Butler says of the party "who beams trade ( iron. at galvanized tlpon me from afar with the expression of 5. What was the greatest volcanic dis an intellectual rattlesnake on having aster The of erupcentury? espied an Intellectual rabbit." tion of Mount Poles, Island of Martinique, dewas town th of St. Pierre whan 0 liberty of th pen! how many crime stroyed and 30,000 lives lost on May 8, are committed in thy name. Frex, 1908. . . A caprice of Shakespeare has made - 8, What nationality la Mary Garden? him a type of the grotesque, th King of Bernard Shaw? Mias Garden Is ScotYet he was neither ridiculous Buffoon tish, -- born- in Aberdeen, but- - reared -- Hi ly amorous, nor enormously fat; neither Chicago, removed whither her vain and drunken, nor a corrupter of when she was 8 years old. family Bernard Shaw youth. He waa one of the moat impor- Is Irish, born at Dublin, but reared In tant figures of hia time, a knight of ths England. himgarter: a general who- distinguished ,1. Where 1 Oenera! Phil self at Agincourt, where he captured the civil war, fame burled? He Kearftey'of was first Due dAlencon; and, under Henry VI. h Interred In Trinity churchyard in New defeated 10,004 Frenchman with 1500 men York City, but ten the remains years ago who were fatigusd and famished. . . , were removed to Fort And that Immortal Frenchman, Rabelais, Mvor, Virginia. Arlington cemetery. drank nothing but water. 8. Wha$ state Is th greatest corn producer? Iowa. The Backward Dec. 9. What ia the total estimated wealth of the United States? 8187.789,000 000, (From the Edinburg, Ind., Courier.) more accident than double that of th British Dr. L. O. Snepp met with an He had- - gone to the country empire, or $1(65 for each- - man, woman Saturday; to doctor a horse and while In the bara and child. 10. Who wrote: "Not failure, but low backed up againat a nail which peneJames Russell Lowel In trated his body. He is able ' tq walk aim, la crime? For an Autograph. around but is vary cautious around the his joem entitled Chairs and benches. Doc spends part of his time standing In the corner of his Answers Tto Questions. shack. (Any reader can get the knawtr to any The proposed pedestrians league to by writing The Tribune Inforedmbat the speeding motorist question should not needlessly a. arm the a. a. m. mation Bureau, Frederle J. Haskln, Diby reason. rector, Washington, D. C. This offer apEverything la demonstrable Zeno of Elea proved that the flying arrow plies strictly to Information. Th bureau cannot give advice on legal, medical and is motionless. Ths motorist should matter. It does not attempt to tio difficulty tn convincing any f.ranelAl settle domestic troubles, nor to undertake Judge that the reckless pe- exhaustive research on any subject. Write destrian pan Into him when he was standyour question plainly and briefly. Give ing still at, aay, forty miles an Hour. full name and address and Inclose -- two cent In stamp for return postage. d Consider th case of the Ore Sent direct to the Inquirer.) lady who became hysterical the other replies night at a movie when the villain tossed is Boxing day? T. O. I. When reQ. the heroine from a cliff. When she A. Boxing day la the 2$ih of Decemcovered the visited ths police to protest "such unwarranted cruelty on the ber. and Is on of th four legal bank against Bh screen. protested so long that her holidays In England. It was on this day husband, who. Incidentally, arrived heme that In olden times of ths gentryto made their ' money, to find no supper and the children cry- presents, especially servants anT dependents. The presents ing, notified the police she was missing. cam to b known a Christmas boxes. Anyway, did you ever hear the story of the Russian duchess who wept over the Q Is .there such a nut as an Ivory personages In the play while her coachman froxe to death on hie seat outside? nut? M. M. A. hot thou art. There are two specie of palms I what L.fe, know producing nuts hard anough to be emThe Owl can always be reckoned on ployed as a substitute for Ivory in the to enlivan th tedium for ye ed When- manufacture of small articles of domestio ever he puts pen to paper he starts use. but the en best known to commerce We have also observed that under the name of Ivory nut la the fruit something native of macrocarpa, what lie start. of Phvtehephas he generally finishes However, this paragraph has to do with New Granada and other parts of Central America. He one who sign himself The Scarecrow. hla writes, in part: "Tell your tama Owlton-nets statement about liking Shakespeare's Q. Ar there more people in Chicago for their contents, but disliking their than In th etate of Wisconsin? W. R. A. Ths population of the state cf Wisform, is pure owllshaesa. Hs might os well say he liktd th taste of apples, but consin for 1924 was 2,133,087. The popuwished that they tasted differently. In lation of Chicago for 1920 was 2,701,705. art, content cannot ex.et without form; they are one and the Same thing: aee Q. When was "In God W Trust" put Croce, who la thought to know something on coins? R. Q. about It. A. The law providing for the motto, "In God We Truet, was passed In 1881. The Jury Is still out In f the best way The flret coins bearing .this motto were to catch a fish. Flncus says that up In one-cepleoes. Since that tima the the M nnesota wood a it's accomplished motto hae been placed on all gold coins You take nn a and a plug of that admitted of It. The thuslvgold chewing tobacco. After cutting a hole In pieces were too small to carry this motto. the ice. the plug, cut In convenient The first twenty-dollmade gold coin is placed about the edge The from the des.gn of Augustus St Gaudens, square fish Comas up, takes a square, and goes did not bear this motto, but after a few down chewing It. When he comes up to were made th motto was restored. spit, th Izssk Walton swings the. club. Q. In euchar, If tho dealer takes up This I Blue Monday, and th only way the turned card and say he will play we know to obtain relief from the cork alone, what should he do With th cord and the care la with th autograph; he discard? A. M. E. A. It Is customary, when a dealer plays And now, dear Eva, adieu! a Iona hand, for hint to pass his discard Farewell? I with aorrow repeat. across th tab! to hla partner, fac Forever Ill think upon you down, that ther tnav b no misunderWhile this heart In my bosom shall beat. standing of hi Intention. Bloomington, June 25, 18(5. 3. T. G. Q. What will keep windows In a house Dear Julie- I am young and frail and from steaming? A. V. my hand wigglei like a puppy dog's tall. A. A proper circulation of air In a Your little brother, Oswald. 15(3. room will keep tha windows from When you are old arttt hills corns du ataamlng. And creditors ar dunning you Q. How many of tho horses and mules And every cent you spend vou ml sasent to Europe during th war wer lt's then a dollar looks like this: "$ a k lled? T. 8. F. O. O. A. It has been estimated that there Dec. I. 1893, St. Bede college. mule were 243,135 horses attached and bv attorthe state's present (Written to the American expeditionary force, ney of La Salle county, Illinois.) (8,882 of which perished In the service. Dear Helen: Eves were made to sparkle. Q What ia asbestos used for? L. P. Cheeks ware mad to blush. A. Asbestos Is emploved In the manuHair waa made to frlxx and curl. of woven fabric, such as firefacture Lips were made oh. hush! theater curtains, cloth for theater proof 1887. Your true playmate, Pauline. wall linings, and scenery: firemen's clothing, and fireproof rope; roof shingles or Dear May: asbestos state. stucco, plaster, lumber, 1 sat me down In thought profound, mill board, asbestos paper and Insulating; Th a maxim vlu I drew ' coverings for pipes, furnaces, and locomoIt Is easier far to like girl tives, - to prevent radiation of heat ; as Than to make a girl llge you e filler for paints; for Dan C. t Oct. t, 1881. table matt, and for tempering the In heat of gas stoves cooking. Dear Fan: ' e In memory's lunch basket, butter g Q. What proof have we that the Great SIEGFRIED. Slice of bread for me. glacier passed over the land? Wars peoApril 17, 1858 And he postscripts: "Since this was ple living then? A. H. A. Geologists base their statements ts written. Fan and I have two little of our own. concerning the existence of the glacial form period mainly upon evidence In the hotil-der, of rocks, the existence of Our own memory teat: Where did Han- cf erorion and varoue other forms of declay nibal cross the Alps? to And what Is so rare as a fresh err In posits. The first scientific references Algiaclal action were suggested by the PAZ. December? pine region and ar to be found In the storks of Charpsntler and Agassis. Man A NEW ITALIAN DISH. d,d not exist prior and during the early A traveling fair had visited the little part of the glaotal period. The first evicourtry toqn and a fete had been ar- dence of his existence Is to be found In ranged and a flower show and svsrythlng the later glacial period. pointed to a very gay day to be enjoyed 1 WOULD DO Hit BEST. by all. Farmers from far and near were expectMoee. an old negro, who prided himself ed to oome into th town, and much trade on being able to play any tune on ths was expected to be don 'by the'. local banjo after h ns heard It once, perched tradesmen. himself on the side of nil) on Sunday On of the leading shopmen Went to the and began to pick tfe strings of nearest city to buy a supply of stuff to morning chanced Instrument. hie It that a minsell during the fete. Hla wife stayed at cams along. home to attend the shop In hit absenc. ister he to. Moss, up Going The first thing that he bought was a harshly. "Moe. do you knowzdemanded, the Ten that home Commandments? quantity of confetti. He sent to his wlfs by carter overnight, and wired MOse scratched hls chin for a moment, as follows: then, In an equally harsh voice, said: Am sending 100 pounds of confetti. snd Parson, yo don't think yo' kin beat me, Watch for It" do you? Jest yo whistle the flret three Next day he received this wire from his or four bare, an' I'll have a try at Wife' . "Confetti Is her. How do you cook Exchange. It?" Exchange. GUILTY. Bister Hubby received an anonymoue THE. AMATEUR UNBELIEVER. letter this morning Informing him of Ths census-take- r had asked many ques- something I did before w were martions and Mika was tired of answering ried. them. Brother Well, ths best thing you can "And what Is your religious belief fv the do Is to confess. suave census man continued. Sister I know It. but h won't 1st ms "God forgive me, but I'm an atheist, read the letter, and I dont know what said Mike. Everybody's. to confess. Brown Jug. , , 4. whtl Friday and Saturday SPECIALS Join th groat UNITED army of thrifty shoppers and SAVE. The .If better. STRICTLY FRESH EGGS Doen Direct from neighboring you. beat nd RRs farms to ARMOURS STAR BRAND SLICED BACON Pound Carton- - breakfast delicacy. A PRESTON FLOUR 48-L- it Try HIGH PATENT $1.39 B. BAG- -,The CHAMPION bread flour. delivery. POP CORN Chelc. Free Special 2 lb., 13c or 5 lb., 29c SWIFTS PREMIUM 29c HAMS FOUND. CHEES-E- Cream JBfi POUND.. SEGO MILK 12 $1.32 Per Can, 11c NAVAL ORANGES fair-mind- see fEhet purest, Non Fal-staff. tender-hearte- 39fi GOLD OEM BUTTER Lb 1 1 fhone Wat. 600 Free Delivery ' Find and Jiilcy Regular 80c, special, dosen Regular 70c, special, 39c 49c dozen Idaho POTATOES 15 pounds, special 60 pounds, special 33c $1.19 . Sugar, 10 lb. UNITED SPECIAL ' 65c ' Cinnamon Roll , Fresh, crisp and hot from. Ofm th Dlfc UNITED oven, with all of their unequaled de- - DOZ. liclousness. No Sunday breakfast complete without them. see nt t - one-doll- ar see - high-grad- -- UnitedGroceryCo. heat-resisti- ng bla-cul- It,". 322-32- South Main 4 3: Make an 0 Accounting of Yonr Resources Now is the time to sco where you stand. - Have investyou made wise Do you contemments! plate entering into business! Are you about to put your money into some enterprise! 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