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Show THE SPAMS!! FORK PRESS. SPAMS!! FORK. UTAH Way to Happiness Simple says California Physician Matoas fFrlsiwk Ifcasces ' By ELMO SCOTT WATSON in Herbert take Ii yr ff nouvKii T wy lilt pine muon th lo 1reeldimia lo have hwra inakera of hlntorlc hrac or tmmmm tilth col tiers of epigram have caught th fancy of th have bcvii Inci-1Jt L people am) trhubly aaiOHiatc.1 with theli -Did, names? Although It la oarer sitf lo predict a bat la likely to survive and xvhat will soon M forgoiien, It would seem that some f Mr. Iluover'a apt expressions which ira now a part of our current escch aara Letter limn an oven chime of elng enimnciitly enrolled In tha lll f saying of tha areal." Iteeenily In a letter to Dr. W. O rtiuinaon, reicnt einertlua of Ohio Stala university, President Hoover to rrlih-- of tha admlnlatratlon la "(hiMO who ilalljr toll la to mla Bl ud plea." Almost Itiiiuedlaiely nawa paper wrltera gave that phrase wide rurrency and plured "mud pi mixers" In tha aiime claea with Roosevelt "undeatrahla citizens" and Wilson "llttla band of willful men." Hut thla wraa not tha llrat of tha llooteriaina which drop anally from tha llpa of Americana and have a familiar ring to their ear. "A noble experiment" baa become a a) tionyra for prohlhltlon alnr Mr. Hoover railed It that .during tha President campaign of 1928. And It ha bueoma tha fashion to ouraelvea and our frlemta that almoat anythin under discussion la "banleally Bound" alnca tha lreiddent raaaaurad tha country that ( s If , - - i VK M - moet udIn American It la bl ontll Hi "t a 7 Lo. .4 I . u T ilk sL Jl daily toil it to mia mod pies." la haaically aouad." "Those who. I "Busins, "A noble experiment." Coolldge used It, but If tha Americans of 1927 knew that, they had forgotten It. One of (he first recorded Instances was Its use by our first I'resldeut. Oeotge Washington, and that during a polltlcul campaign I As a candidate for membership in the House of Burgesses of Virginia in 1701, he wrote a letter to Captain Van Swearingen, commenting upon the electioneering methods of hi opponent. Col. Adum Stephen aa follow a: Colo. Stephens proceedings Is a matter of ye greatest amazement to me. . . . Ilia conduct throughout the whole la very obvious to all who will be convinced, but I find there are aorne that do not t boose to have their eyes opened. to run for Pro.i la basically sound" after th stock market flurry lust year. "Cautious Cal as a nickname, "Keep Cool with Coolldge aa a political slogan and "Coolldge economy" as a national policy may aoon he forgotten but 1 do not choose to run for President In 1928" or more simply "I do not choose to run," seems destined to have a permanent place among the historic American phrases. Perhaps one reason why It has become so famous Is because It caused so much discussion as to Its real meaning. F- -c months there had been widespread speculation aa to whether President Coolldge would defy the third terra tradition and be a candidate to succeed himself In 1928. Then In August, 1927, at a conference with newspaper correspondents In Rapid City, S. D., he handed out a little typewritten slip of paper bearing those ten words. But Instead of definitely settling the question which was uppermost In the minds of so many Americans, his statement only caused more speculation. Did it mean that he would not seek the nomination but that he might accept If It were forced upon him? Or did it mean that he would not be a candidate under any circumstances? Opinion was divided. Some declared that tbla was bis canny way of declining to make the race but leaving the way open for his being "drafted" for a third term. Others declared that Back to normalcy." "choose" was a distinctively New England term and that when a Yankee Bays I do not choose" it meant positively and Irrevocably No i I will not ! Later events proved that their Interpretation was the correct one, but It Is doubtful If any single word in our language has ever before caused such widespread discussion and debate. As a matter of fact that very word has been used by other noted Americans In the same sense as President per, or a ordered by tha physician or uum. Nujol Laboratories eonaMera it n privihvo to publuJt Dr. Dobsoo'a endorsement of Nujol, rhyalcian and nurse them-Ivcuse and advise you to u.a Nujol regularly to rlcii the poisons out of your body (we all have them), because tiue poison are what make ua f I headachy, depressed, low in our minds. It la always safe to ux Nujol, because It i not a medicine; It contain absolutely no drug: it cannot hurt even the bttlest baby; it forms no habit; it la Nujol it harmless Internal lubrication. A d I do not chooto Treatment which Keeps People Well meesagm Cleveland' annual ateeaag te rongriw la 1$7 be wrwt "It I a cun AFTER over SS year ef tha study ua nut I ditlon which confront and practice of medicine, during theory" In reference to tha lnrl.T, whnh tm I bav t rented and which may have two an original Idea supervised th treatment of almost with him. Or ba may bsv read tha very variety of human itlneaa, write Dr. Afonin J. lmUran of of Benjamin DUreeil. Lot Argihe, 1 believe 1 have prim minuter of CngtemL that "Free covered th trust cut hhusing that trad la nut a principle, it I an ex baa been best owed upon the human pedlmt," and got bl Idm from that. family, Fuustica show that of all In bl velo of the dependent euTHi classes of persona, phydriuns and hill on July ft, Ptei, Cleveland deburtm liva to a riper Jd see than clared "I bav cunaiderm lb pendoft any other claw of people, 1 belie v this in no doubt due to th fart that list of th republic a Ml of bunr" they know more abot-- t tha imporand In an Interview In lb New Yurk tance of daily elimination. Coin martial Advertiser on 19, 1889, be declared "Party bumwty Dr, Dobson's Discovery la party expedienry "The remedy I am apeuklnj of la rolorlt-va- , Hut th inuet famous of all quota tostcliwa, harmiuu to tha moat dil.cate alimentary tract, from Uou ascribed to Cleveland la th infancy to old age. It is phras "Public otfire la a public and it u essential to tl.a trust" lie never aald that In so many smooth running efficiency of the Tli cam ever to nearest he words human body, which need lubricathat was variations on th statement tion lust like any other machine. l ha remedy is Kujol. that "Public utfiiiala ere lb truaiei-- s "Most human ailment can ! time of the people, made at traced to tha alimentary tract for b was serving aa mayor of wbll either th mam or the contributing New York city and governor of New cause, and trout of these d'rarders York. The Idea waa an old one. Edran ba prevented or cured throuch mund P.urke bad stated It In a slightly proper t!c3n!n and regulating by different form aa bad Thornna Jrffer-a- n tha administration cf Nujnl as per instructions cn tha bottle and wrap and John C. Calhoun. And on May 81. 1872, Charlea Suiumr deGovernment Decide to clared "The phrase Public office I a Make War on Mistletoe public trust baa of late become common property." Tie mWtlitoe which la mi clorely a It waa common proierty, too, at lha ocluit'tl with Hie t'hriMiim Ion bus loen found guilty and Is about opening of the campaign for President In 1881 when Cleveland's munngers o l banhhed from the natloiml for eta of the Pacific sloe. The plunl hrlves wonderfully In that section of he country. Its leaves are so large anil a dant in 1928." After 28 Years Practice Describes Natural 1rmideut . . The campaign of Cnolhlgea pred- ecessor In office, Warren G. Harding, V4vV-vJ&JS' ' - r 1 4 v ) npcarunce that ence ha demanded open covenant, openly arrived at" and a synonym for (lie League of Nations whlrli ha apon-sorewas disentangling alliances." When the eennte refused to ratify America's membership In that league, it was due to what Wilson called a little band of willful men." A more picturesque figure than Wilson, Roosevelt was ultra a coiner of more picturesque phrases. A "Rougit Cider and an exponent of "the strenuous life," he hud an aversion for mollycoddles." Aa a careful student of natural history he disliked "nature fakers." Other pet aversions were water hyphenated Americans,"-ros" reformers." "predatory rhh," and "mulefuctors of great wealth." He could tell his fellow Americans, while advocating a strong navy, to speak softly and carry a but he himself couldn't big stick, speak so softly when placing his enemies in the Ananias club. when "waging peace" or "busting the trusts or advocating the square deal." There were Innumerable times when be was or feeilug "Delighted! "Bully 1" So in Chicago In 1912, when reporters sought him out to Inquire about the rumored breakdown of his health after his bolt from the Republican ranks and the formation of the Progressive party, he declared that be Thus was a felt "like a bull moose. new party sjmbol created and that animal Joined our national political dollars. Start Nujol tonight, tae It regularly for two weeks, and learn lha and the bappinma that come )oy buoyant, seiful health! Sunshine I i A All Winter Long At the For, oil Dowrt lotoo Wot iworvoloot cbmol oorra Many oar ilarl.t nigh's dry wirigoratlng iayt air tplosdl rood, xonos Rnatf koith ertt kwi & ' . ' 'W , J : The world muit be made safe for democracy. "America first. Watchful waiting. zoo, along with the elephant, the donEarlier in 1912, key and the camel. while passing through Cleveland, Ohio, he was asked whether he would be a candidate for President. He replied My hat is In the ring. You will tiave my answer on Monday. The hat in the ring was not original with Roosevelt. It was the frontier formula for entering a fight and T. R., familiar with the vernacular of the frontier, made apt use of it and added it to our political lexicon. History credits to Grover Cleveland at least six historic ptmwes and the record as to five of them is clear. In a letter accepting the nomination for President on August 18, 1SS4. he declared that Honor lies in honest In his annual message to contoil. gress on March 1, 1SS6, he said After an existence of nearly twenty years of almost innocuous desuetude these laws are brought forth. That expression, innocuous desuetude," is often said to have been original with Cleveland but it has been traced back to David Hunter Stratber (Porte Crayon), a popular writer in 1849. However it did not become familiar to georgoevt siovMais S, idool mtor a C,rrtr homo. PALM SSIilZVGS California Wb Vint evert pron la 1h4 V it with KM l ( Buvl fur our FlitiH Trwufm.-nMtitiDl Writ f ftt fteliy, powf py TIHVN4 KD1EDY CO.. Inc. Hlarouaio JUiJttiMlkc Lengthy Oil Pipeline Pinna have been perfected for luy-lo- g t tie world's longest oil pipeline from the Duspluu set direct to Moscow. a distance of l.7ij kilometers at a cost of 80.ooo.nyi rubles and an annual capacity estlinuted ut l.GUO.OOO tons. Not often Is "the public cordially Invited to anything that Is very muck-rakers,- 'p'V A -- ii of ttio e e fc by keeping their bodice clean. You can buy Nujol in eottlej package at any drug sore. It rocta but a few rents, sod it wi'l mala you feci Lka a million auect-- a It Is some times coiiitucrriully cultivated and great quantities shipped to the eastern for Yuletlde decoration Hut. j dates ua la generally known, the pi. ml on oak and other trees and In Its he Northwest It soon strangli host. Government forest run ter have started upon a crusade which will exterminate the plant hy tearing out dense arena of the trnilera Six or seven yeara ot work will he required to accouii. Ish the purpose. The tnlsiie toe growths are viewed with Interest hy tourists, and purely out of semi mental regnrd. a atnnll amount ot mistletoe will be allowed to remain for the benefit of the visiting d ! WLat HU Should Mean (o Von In tha lost f w ww ks w bav had ovir 6.000 lettcm from people all over the world, telling ua now Nujol hoa helped them to happine and I 4 Honor lie in honeit toil. Innocuou. de.uctude." Public office i. a public tru.t." Party honesty is party expediency. gave currency to at least two expressions which enjoyed considerable vogue at the time but which have already One was his been nearly forgotten. front porch campaign at his home In Marion, Ohio, and the other his declaration that he was summoning to his assistance the best minds In his party. But the Harding expression apparently has the best chance for survival is one closely akin to the Hoover basicnlly sound. If Harding did not coin the word normalcy. at least he made It familiar to many Americans, who did not suspect that such a word existed, in characterizing the period after the upheaval of the World war as back to normalcy. Next to Roosevelt perhaps, the most prolific maker of unforgettable He phrases was Woodrow Wilson. began as president of Princeton university and his reference to the main tent In college education In distinction to the "sideshows" Is still frequently quoted. America first has become the property of the whole nation since Wilson first used it in a speech in New York early in 1915, but Its misuse as a slogan by demagogic politicians has detracted sadly from Its significance as a patriotic plea. nowever. it was In his speeches and state papers as President that Wilson gave to the nation his most memorable expressions. His Mexican policy was one of watchful waiting." For a time he refused to lead America Into the World war because "There Is such a thing as being too proud to fight" When we did go In. it was because The world must be made safe fee democracy. At the peace confer wnxtlke In e "Yow shall wot crucify upon e cross ef gold. "Sixteen te mankind Sufficient Friend Wife What do yon men know about women's clothes, anyway? Age makes most men wise and most women stubborn. Friend Hubby The price. owe. compiled a campaign document giving hi official achievements. Desiring a short, striking title fur the outside cover of the document, they hit upon Public office Is a public trust, placed it lo quotation marks and printed It over bla signature on the cover. Two men William C. Hudson, a reporter on the Brooklyn Dally Eagle who helped compile the campaign document, and Daniel S. I.amont are credited with having selected the title. Be that as It may, the public accepted the phrase as a verbatim saying of Cleveland's, it became an effective campaign slogan and has coine down to us as his own coinage. Most picturesque of all the Democratic leaders and a great orator, William Jennings Bryan, although he could not lie elected President In three attempts, could and did enrich our language with some unforgetubie phrases. One of them occurred In tbo speech with which he stampeded a convention and electrified the country In 1890 when he declared You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns; you shall not crucify mankind upon a cros of gold. This wus in answer to the demand for a gold standard by the Gold Democrats, for the question of coinage was the principal Issue in this cam- - c k If your fiToccr j cant v supply you with genuine Lewis Lye, don't accept a substitute . send post office order for $1.80 direct to us for a case of 12 cans, together with valuable Instructions. iV Jj ' a V ' The profits that you iiialse this season largely depend upon your ability to prevent infections disease. Sanitation Is the surest preventive. Incubators, brooders and hen houses must be kept clean use Lewis High-Te-st Lye. . . . HaT CHERYMEN, Malef actors of great wealth. "The otrenuouo life. 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