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Show Till: SPANISH FOUR PRESS. SPANISH FORK. UTAH Just Reasonably Honest MRS. FULLER I,HIDE STRONG By JACK WOODFORD (4J. 1(21, Weatara Newapaper Valoo.) CHAMBERS of the corporation looked up In patent Irritation aa bis secretary entered and announced an unknown caller. "He says his name Is Frank Stevens, sir, announced tbe secretary, "and that the matter about which be wishes to see you Is of the utmost Importance." Of the utmost Importance to him no doubt," grumbled tbe president "Tell him that we're all filled up and not hiring a soul for any de- PRESIDENT Lydia E. Pinkhamt Vegetable Compound Helped where Other Medicines Failed c. I havb nsed Lydia Walpole, N. IL E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound and find it haa improved my health wonderfully. For months and months I was not regular and had terrible pains. They used to affect my sida so I could not work. I read of others being helped by the Vegetable Compound, so I partment" thought it might The youth gulped, and, taking a help me. I am very handkerchief from bis pocket wiped much better now, strong enough to do the perspiration from his face. roy own housework, ana have two dear "Go back and tell your boss that I babies to care for besides. I tried other do not wish to ask him for employmedicines before taking the Vegetable waa I but never matter a see him on I must Compound, treated for ment; my troubles. I speak highly of the that la Important to him." The secretary presently emerged to Vegetable Compound to my friends and recommend it to any woman for runcrook his finger at the determined down and nervous condition." Mrs. T. young man. H. Fuller, Walpole, New Hampshire. lrrtta-tty; Well?" snapped Chambers Over 200,000 women have so far replied and when the young man did not to our question, "Have you received vouchsafe a reply, sit down, sit benefit from taking Lydia E. Pinkhams down I State your business and be Vegetable Compound?" 98 out of every 100 of the replies say, quick about It," grumbled Chambers. Leaning over suddenly the youth "Yea" and because the Vegetable Comshot his words at the older man as pound has been helping other women it should help you. For sale by druggists though they were bullets. "Sir, I love your daughter; Ive everywhere. come to ask you for her hand In .marPertian Carpett riage." Chambers glared ferociously at the petitioner. Persian carpets evidently are becon "Did she send you to me?" lng popular In this country, nearlj Heavens, no I declaimed the youth ; 820,000 worth being shipped here ll In fact, she warned me that If I ever a recent month. came to you you would In all probability throw me out on my neck ; nevIf one Just naturally dislikes" ertheless, I love her, and Im going to some one, It is to be feared not muck marry her, with or without your con can be done for It. sent." I suppose, the executive remarked sarcastically, that you ore the chamof Manpion hattan ; or perhaps you are tbe thirty-secon- d cousin of an Insolvent duke; By JOHN DICKINSON 8HERMAN budget. It has established the classification. But To Illustrate my point, I have made a partial my dear daughter seems , to have a collection of mlsAts end In so until congress authorizes some one or some agency RESIDENT COOLIDGE'S transfer by I have taken penchant for surrounding herself with no account of either Incidental doing men whom I wouldn't allow to sweep to reorganize the executive functions or semiexecutive order of the bureau of departments why, no legislative or eemljudlolat except so fat out my office." and minerals statistics divireorganization, that's all. a they have administrative agencies, . mines funotiona So we have thla anomalous situation! The Indeed," smiled Frank ; well, youre sion from the Department of lbs Executive wide of your mark this time. I am Number of DeInterior to the Department of Comand the heads of the executive depart partments or one of the variety described In novels ments urging reorganization; the rank and file of merce throws another spotlight on Independent aa poor but honest,' that Is, an anomalous situation at Washingbureaucracy fighting reorganization, and congress reasonably Agencies honest, of course. At present I am ton which has long held public attenNumber of In which hesitating between the two and evading the Issue. Bureaus or they are The explanation of this anomalous situation Is tion bureaucracy - and the delayed unemployed ; In a rasi moment I located thrashed my last employer within an Publlo Works Construction Agencies reorganization of ' the executive de- r plain. Every Item In the reorganization program ...14 t Conservation of National Re- inch of bis life when I came upon him steps on somebody's toes. Everybody Is In favor of partments of the federal government. sources , g his attentions on his stenogevery Item except the one which crampa bis own This .change Is one of those recomforcing Direct Aid to Industry mended In the program of the Joint congressional . .activities. Every Item Is opposed by some orrapher. So, yon see, I am not only Direct Alda I to Merchant ( out of a Job but out of references." Marin ganized minority. Congress Is lost' In committee. It was made with the approval and babel of g Direct Aids to Education S voices shouting approval and opposition. Quite fortunate," remarked Chamof Secretaries Work and Hoover of Direct Aide to Veterans 4 4 bers sarcastically, that my daughter lbs Interior and Commerce departments. And this Government of Territories and Organization and aro essential In should have taken a fancy to you right 4 change was possible only because of the fact that Dependencies business. They are highly eisenttal In government, Publlo Health at this time It would 'clarify your 4 the President had power to mude It under authorfor the government iz the greatest business underThe Wonder Solo tor Womr Purchase of f 2SO.OOO.OOO of position greatly, would It not, to marry taking yet submitted to the mind of man. Bad ity lodged In him by the organic act creating IVeer hrtoeseleteyea fceel Jeep erf In every supplies annually bureaa an heiress at among industries Anally cornea home the Department of Commerce. This Is the only present?" of the government to the people ae a whole In the form of Increased and for a Better Heel Look shouted here!" almost the department to which such a transfer can be made prices. And bad organization In government comes SPRINGS TIP Heels It la not necessary that each of these group youth, rising and towering over the home in many more directions than even the taxea by the President without action by congress, ' Secshould become a whole executive department, each United It wastes. States Rubber Company do what me for? Hoover take president, would like to reciprocate by turning you retary unler a cabinet omcer; but It la entirely feasible to I'm not for from Over some functions to Secretary Work, but he looking help anyone; one each of them place under the So says Secretary Hoover In an address before of a special assistant secretary, and If supervision will have to wait until congress authorizes the we were truly If I marry your daughter you can cut the Chamber of Commerce of the United States In we would him as Intelligent class an and her off with a dime for all I care. I'm reorganization of the executive departments. which he advocates '"Reduction of Waste la Govoutslda selection on political grounds. Itexpert Is entirely man enough to see that she behaves Hoover Secretary purposes to build up In his secondary what department these groups are In. ernment by Reorganization of the Executive herself aud lives on whatever Income The big thing Is to bring these kindred department a comprehensive division embracing agencies He first points out that as the Departments." Spoken I provide for her." together under one leadership so that their overactivities of the federal government's scientific bureaus and agencies are now grouped and can be clipped and their Aghta the words that will Darling, lapping say edges I must Well, and economic research In aid of Industry. Exadmit," drawled the make me topped. No one familiar with the Internal organized there are two primary causes of waste. happy for tbe rest of my In that nearest the amination shows that the research work of the president, of the youre will department deny the direct One is the confusion of basic principles. The ' waste life." which comes from overlap and friction ae thing to a real that I ever saw Commerce department and the bureau of mines AH right stay single. other is the grouping tliut divides responsibility. the result of the present tack of of her take up with. Tell you what I'll do: overlaps in gasoline and lubricating oils; In porceto feasible when some activities. Consequently there is a lack of definite national You say you are a salesman; all rjght. lain manufacture; In fuel; In domestic distribuone person le responsible; with divided Contentment Is a pearl of price. policies. Consequently direct waste arisee from authority Ill give the different branches among you the toughest territory I've tion and foreign trade In mineral products; In of It government overlap and conflict. As to the confusion of basic Is hypothesis that evaporated soon after the got You go out Into It and see if you statistics of the production of minerals and exhe has tlila to say, In part : perennial conferences of cabinet officers on the sub, principles can make good. If you can really plosives; In safety appliances, and so on. Secreject. It all coats somebody money. One of the deliver tbe goods, I may mind you, 1 f favorite Indoor s . our Is who a correWith Hoover, the growing complexity of government sports tary newspaper mining engispondents la to ventilate these conAlcls. say I may give my consent to the problems It has been necessary for congress to neer, among other things, purposes to overhaul The divided responsibility with absence of cendelegate to the executive tide many secondary the bureau of mines and Increase its usefulness tralized authority prevents the constructive end match; but I'm going to watch you legislative functlone In the making of regulations, to the mining Industry. consistent development of broad national policies very closely don't forget that!" and many aecondary judicial functions In the enIn these special branches of I'll give Fine, agreed the youth. forcement of them. That It the governmental activity, So the transfer of the bureau of mines may be adminfor there Is by necessity of this division constant law. And there has been the crudest mlx-.tn- g istrative you my word of honor not to see your regarded as an object lesson In what ought' to be conAlct of view within the of these semlleglslatlve and semljudlclal government Itself. daughter again until I've made Under the present system we have different bureau good, done In the reorganization of the executive depart-ment- e functions with purely executive functions. These board policies, depwrtment and policies, and In your estimation; and If I never policies, and IsuL Secretary Work has Just run , semljudlclal semlleglUatlve duties are frecommission policies. We have a bundle of make good. I'll promise to never see quently entrusted to single officers, while purely op against another Illuminating situation, this divergent Ideas without focus; lumber piled toadministrative functions are often carried on by time In Alaska. . boards. All of this Is exactly the reverse of the gether does not make a house. The treatment of your daughter agutn." - baslo In six months Frank Stevens was our national resources furnishes a good Instance. A compilation Just completed by him shows that principle of sound administration. Boards If anything Is certain. It la that the government and ere in the ornate office; this time back commissions to delibsoundly the adapted a total of 810.4C7.0C4 was speut last should have a continuous. deAnlte, and consistent erate processes necessary to semljudlclal and yeaf ln the with no signs of diffidence or treplda federal administration of the territory. Control of to directed policy Intelligent conservation and use semlleglslatlve and advisory functions, but they The oil gauge is on your car be of national resources. But It can have no such tlon. Chambers rose to stride half are absolutely hopeless where decisive administrathis expenditure was apportioned among nine', of cause eutomobUe manufacturers know so aa la across policy floor the tive Is long action and shake way responsibility hands. split up necessary. And likewise most of tl i.ten executive departments, the Department of half a dozen different department. The among that lubrication it one of the moat imsuch functions should not be entrusted to a single recent By s George! Frankie, you're State being the lonesome one. Approximately 23 occurrence In oil leases are a fair example of factors in motor service. mind. There 1 not a single successful business whirlwind! The Rules manager tells portant what may happen by the lack of alngleheaded different bureaus expended the appropriations Watch your oil gauge. See how fast organisation in the country that confuses such In such matters. No policy of real ine you've turned In more business the oil yon are funotiona th way w do In government. responsibility made by congress for the 123 government activities using thine out after ' guardianship of our reserve resources will exist from that usually worthless territory 3 or 4 hundred miles. Then try in the territory. Three , thousand people 'In we until all conservation business In the hands than our put He cites the shipping honrd as a glaring case star salesman has turned In KsnsHslss Oil and aee the difference.' of an undersecretary for conservation, with the Alaska more than of the white imputaand say there nre "other breed of this same sort This oil gauge test alone will show spotlight of publlo oplalen continuously upon him. from southern Illinois! You can have tion ere In the government employ, of ronfuslon between Individual and Joint reyour pick of anything on this chart you the marked supremacy oi When Alexander Hamilton' mapped out the A to the forty Independent establishments Sec now." He Indicated a map, stuck with MgnaMotpf. 01 sponsibility." The federal board for vocational executive departments he grouped the different ret ary Hoover haa this to nay: education and the federal power couinlssion sre MvfltMtr QH Pawn? sundry colored pins, representing the functions devoted to the suine general major pur-los- e two he names. And he continues: Ban Francisco, Cal Los Angeles, Caw of corthe Acme Sales potentialities under single responsibility. Ever since his The forty governmental agencies which are now poration. "Furthermore, I want you to function under tba ss supposed directly the nation President the and day, The same chaoa of function la carried Into other grew government's present another problem. Here we have four breeds to come right out to the house tonight direction where admlnlatratlv sctivltles Increased we have been busy undoing or executive offwhich for dinner you have my full permismight be clasalfled according to the functions icials are given these semljudlclal and semlleglslaIda work by dividing responsibility through tlw they perform. The semljudlclal, the emlleglslatlve, sion to marry my frivolous daughter. tlve authorities. The secretary of agriculture baa to the all service bureau scattering of service with substantially the same departments, end the been loaded with powers of a aemlleglrlatlv and straight administrative. Often enough they are Frank Stevens hung bis bead. major purpose among the different executive desemljudlclal character In the administration of mixed. are Write or call for an appointment to to act under the direct "Mr. Chambers, I've got an admisThey supposed the stockyards and commodity exchanges. The partment. New bureuus have been thrown wherhave your photograph made supervision of the President. But It le preposterous sion to make. commerce never I of met has secretary your daugh aemlleglalatlve and ever It waa most to expect that with his multitude of higher obliganvenleat or where they would over navigation and some powers In semljudlclal life. ter was I my tions the President can give them anything like desperate for a he most kindly received. , branches of communications, and the secretary of adequate supervision. Ae a matter of fact, these Job the day I came here. . I really labor haa certainly a judicial authority over mat22yi So. Main Si Salt Lake City In this way bureaucracy has become entrenched Independent establishments conduct their activities did whip my boss for Insulting hla ters of Immigration. Nor do thee confusing In the executive branch of the or with very little supervision The government. There functions solely reside In cabinet officers; many last group, the straight administrative, expend stenographer I was afraid Id have are more than 200 different bureaus, boards bureau heda have such powers. The responsibilnearly half a billion a year aa much aa the total an awful time getting another Job. ities In decisions under these powers are and commissions with a totul of 530,000 employees. at of live of the departments under cabinet officers. If You see, I married the stenographer, as Important at those of Federal courts, with least Special catalogue ae In addition there are more than 40 Independent this for no other reason, thla group should be placed I had to have work. On the spur and difference, Important however, that while Universal there la In order that the PresiIn the department establishments directly under either the President Milking Machines directly theoretical appeal to the court In moat cases, yet dent may exercise through his rshlnet the guidance of the moment, when your secretary Milk Coolers or congress. A good deal of this bureaucracy Is Dairy practically most decisions are Anal. Worst of alL and control of the administrative arm of the govtold me you were not hiring anyone, will tU roe bow. there are non of the safeguards as to the right necessary. The unnecessary personnel Is being ernment. And the President, alrekdy overworked I thought of the subterfuge of pretendH. A. Shwllenbwrcer, Dairy Supply of Individuals , In the determination of questions In major policies, must be relieved of detail cut down of late years. Hut nothing will cure the T7t-l- b Mala. Salt lab City. Utah submitted such as are In our courts. Duties of was s thut.I suitor ing for your waste In government that Is the result of bad this semlleglslatlve and semljudlclal character hund I wc conclude for"What need." daughters hope you'll Secretary Hoover, should not be Imposed upon administrative off; organization except reorganization. ; three primary reform: Urst, to group Ub give me Ill work like the devil for icials. In those matters where they Involve Now the reorganization of the executive departRetain tie Charm action they should not even be conwilier all agencies having the same predominant you If you'll overlook that rather unments of the federal government has been urged , ferred upon a Judge, much less upon executive derhanded bit Of Girlhood of stratagem, and take major purpose under the some administrative efflclala. No Individual should ba at the same tint upon congress by every President from Roosevelt on record for the last six month me ; second, to separate the 'A supervision Geir Sweet Shin legislator, policeman, prosecutor, judge and Jury semljudlclal lo Coolldge. Congressional committees and comanil scmilcglslatlve anil advisory functions from Mr. Chambers chuckled and placed his Every single department, bureau and board in missions have Investigated and reported. Complete the entire government should be placed upon the the administrative functions, placing the former arm uhout the boy's shoulder. programs of reorganization have been formuoperating table and a cleanout separation estabWill Help You under the joint minds, the latter under single My boy, I haven't any daughter. . . lished botween and before Is ne semljudlclal now. congress lated semlleglslatlve Efficiency rah-raon a I've we and of function the other. The should former got third, sons couple responsibility, relieve boy the rightly belongs experts In the cabinet like Hoover and Work advo1 resident of to Individuals. I wish to goodness they had vast amount of direct admltdstra-fiv- e LADIES (Even woman whe ''sever w.ar cate this reorganization day In and day out. Hut i of your wit and spunk between labor. COHSM-TWIsermant that As to the division of authority over services congress has never given authority to anyone to enraet and bra.. I. re I ealee daily "I do not expect that the federal them. Forgive you? Well, I should replaces rowaa Into effect. government It wlr. has the thin women nre to same directed Pv removed the put this reorganization major purpose bv rcarterlng will ever be a model of organization, but I kins fer. so I Selle Itaolt No got more fun out of It than bavs hope W them through unrelated groups he says: rlvP service from politics. 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