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Show roor . I V 4rff KmvjV ' '4 W i t THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, THURSDAY MORNING, JUNE 2, 1921. allied troops in another. The situation in this section of Europe will yield it self Jrcadily. to- - more and more serious I fey Mnmlnfe Itw1 Kf7PnhHhtvtf rMniMMr t h Vrlhwn conditions if prudence does not mold f ' TKKM8 OF 81'fcStKlPTtONS-- . the conduct of tfie responsible leaders f . I6fe Nevada 4 Wyaaalnf .9 Ml in the several governments. P1!F id4 Sunday, aea mealfe. SfeM . M. Briands latest success over his as4 Soaday, m imt -DU. la K)awfer I 9 1 W intransigent and Sunday, per moaffe. opponents was won after ally . !.M the ftmi Wkl? TrtliW mm year. had frankly avowed his premier Iba Tribune ta en al In every tmiiertant rjty change in policy respecting the Bubr. the United State. Reader nay areertaln tlrent In an Hte hr telephonlna thla office. Briand, it will be remembered, bad ill Irlbuse la a member eft lha Awtt4 promised the deputies that unless Gerlrraa. Th Aaeoelated Preaa nelniltalf ft led l tbe m for repnblteatlon of all newt many obeyed the allied demands within jlalt fake gf fotme; pi rh. -- ..... dlapatebea credited to It or not otberwlee cred tied in nrta . IWhad heroin. The Tribune ta member of Ihe Audi Bure a f fltrvlattoa. Information concrrntnff The Trlb-clrcntton will be suppled by fb Audit law of Clretiletlon. Venetian tUlc . Chlfaf Tbe S. t'. Her yith npeclai AictKy sole east T 'aavrTrTnrrnTrfffltr-Wr- Tribune fekfff,, Chios to; Poat Dftpatcb bld t. Loots; Ford bldy.. Detroit, Hick.; Bryaad bMf.. Sanaa City. Mo. W. R. Raranffer fa. Pacific Ceast representative, examiner bid., baa franeiaca; Title Inatirance hide . Lon Aa 9 ley hid . Seattle. Faria office of Tbe Tribune, 41rt Rue Sc, Dnnnre Paria. France Teiapboue Waaatefe 6b0, fall (e yet your Tribune telephone F tbe city circulation department before Id clocH e m. and a cone will he amt von be nteaaencrr. Mrd at me pwitofflce at bait Lake City 11 eecon a "f d cl na a r. troops into the Kuhr. Germany did not obey it has since obeyed but the French troops did not cross the frontier. Briand admitted that his rather . said, he had to choose between keeping his promise and running the risk of breaking faith with the allies and set- ting the Versailles pact at naught. the chamber The premier reminded that Germany had' made a very good beginning in keeping the promises wrung from her reluctantly, to be not a sure and added that small thing accomplished to have the German government, on the fiftieth anniversary of tha treaty of Frankfort, We are vansay. to the Teichstag, we must 'pay. France quished; could, under certain 'circumstances, act alone, with the allies moral support, but it was quite another thiqg to act t against the allies. Hepe the premier touches the vital element of the situation. The entente, really the point of attack by Briands opponents, emerges stronger than ever from the crisis in the French chamber London and Paris have of deputies. n closer together in the common purpose to meet and solve Euproblems, intricate as rope s post-wathey admittedly are. Against the radicals the premier has set his face boldly and challenged them to accept his leadership or assume the responsibility they would take from his hands. Briand makes no pretense of not having changed front or modified his altitude with reference to Francess duty under the Versailles treaTvyTie frankly confesses that he hajr'iaken better counsel. It is reassuring to find the premier with the lovi backing of a decidedly comfortable majority in parliament. The Upper Silesian problem is rcnderedless difficult of handling by the odurageous attitude of Bri-authe Ffouble will be ended when the government at Warsaw, recalling Fiuroe and dAnnunzio, moves to put y air snd to the insurgency led by and hip' reckless following. next Tuesday .and not only shake tbe bands of their old acquaintances and professors, but they will resolve to keep in closer touch with their alma mater, and draw from it in lha daya to come a greater Inspiration for their lifes work than they have ever done before. It is a great honor to be a graduate of a school like the state university; it is a worthy thing to keep in touch with Us growing thought and larger hopes for the youth of the future. It is a splendid idea to meet again this year, to make the university teachers and regents feel that mora than ever do the alumni of Utah love their alma mater. Professor Youngs call to all the sons and daughters of Utah to come together next Tuesday should be re-at)sponded to by all who owe their giant as alumni to the state university and who keep alive the ideals which the professors gave them in daya .IT,-Jnf- GRAVITY DIFFERENCES. . test is in at this time to determine the A rather curious scientific progress Hew to the line, let the quip where they may. By Frederic J. Haakln. ' British-America- newly-forme- n , ed bright-colore- - r' $400,-000,00- 0 repre-sentative- ; -- 1 Kor-fant- e new-styl- e - s (new-style)- ter-rlf- lo 1 duce? It bites the tongue and makes too He died with much work for ths salivary glands. 4. What is nicotine? Nicotine is a It Is a poisonous element, When is give preferable to do- narcotic. and blttef to the taste in odor nate In speaking of gifts? strong 2. What ahould One use: Thla la dif- and is the principal pain soothing and ferent (to, than, from) that? leep producing element of tobacco. 4. What "She never fault Is in: t. What poisonous elements are found doubted tn her mind that, he would in tobacco smoke? Carbonic acid, carcome ? bonic oxide, ammonia and nicotine.. (. Is this oorrect: "W had an elegant . What I opium? It Is the Juice obdinner"? of the whits 6. What difference in significance is tained from ths seed vessel poppy before It la ripe. When dried. It there between "expect and suppose? and In color la bitter to somewhat dark 7. I this correct: "I am going to ex- the taste. tend an Invitation to her? -7. laudanum and morXf what are : 2. How la this corrected: I hadnt phine the products? Of opium. ought to do this? Hashish is a Whet la hashish? 5. Is this right: I was railed in the a Apowerful narcotic, prepared from the east? In countries. hot grown hemp plant 10, Which used: The should b 2. What is the aisca nut? It Is ths seed of skTnd of palm, and resembles a nut- GRAMMAR. nc -- bean-draw- -- fall YORK CITY, May 0. An ' O Fer the Life f a Ouldel novelty In forcisn Importations is being Introduced In New York this Mushrat stew wld gravey by gar, she fine son. It Is babies British babies carefIn summer me ns lak; ully selected and free from all home ties, Toowinter, much hotel and city dudes wld belts on coat i ready for adoption in chltdlees American f homes Bgash, she tttak me laff dat leetl belt on , back. , They come in both sexes and in both blond ani bruneUe colorings, so that tbe And too keeds. Beeg wans all many would-b- e draaa in whit. adopter hss a variety from which to pick hit favorite baby type. And knock tennis ball by flsbnst wld bum snowshoe. Each is a beauty as beauty la defined in And eing all night bout love and bwdten babyland, and is guaranteed to be under heart. te bee, kit laff one year old. AU are bargains! No such And laff and geegle lak me and you. coul(i 1m jKffiUMiLfgr adoption in this country, in fact, it is becoming in- - And leetl wane dem boys! Baers! Such keeds! creaslngly difficult to find any American babies at all that may be adopted wholly Imps of Satan wld beeg grins all ovalre face. snd legally, with all rights reserved. All day me it by ink, pink, panay wink. That is why they are being imported from England, which has a surplus supply, Mak me hunt for dem all over whole dam place. a They are being brought to this country through a cooperative arrangement And once dey play anodder game. with the National Adoption Society of Wan red head imp wld grin, and trout speckles on hees cheek. d Engalnd and the He tak my hat beltin' beeg hemlock tree Baer el Cant wear for wan whole week! Adoption committee of this city, The first fifteen infanta accompanied But winter when do, mushrat stew and by a doctor and five nurses, arrived on ' mink one steamer several daya.ego, and were And otter skin shs prime, distributed evenly aptong three New Wid ice and snow all ovalre ground. York adoption nuraeffee, affiliated with For me, I lak dat time! LARRY SIN JIN. the committee. Afl of these fifteen r now bespokem'and the committee has Zions Streets, Sir, Ar Paved with cabled for Another supply Damns. As iws m it was learned that the baSir: After a drive frdm Milwaukee to bies had arrived, the nurseries were our Chicago subflapper daughter broke this at the breakfast table: by scores of eager women, some out with n fashionable Umouilnes, tom on foot "Well, Old Top, the Zionists may hav ths true religion, frat theyve got damned some married and some not, each trying poor roadZl APPLES. to persuade the nurses in charge to give her one of the youngsters. Even while How Long Will He Talkf the Infants were getting used to their Sir: From the University of Illinois Alumniassociation program: "Address, new cribs and the fascinating, d The Great Big Beautiful Universe, by pictures on ths nursery- walla George H. Nellson. Hell be the first their fates were being decided in the on who ever stuck to his subject WOW WOW. front offices. Most of them, w are informed, are to go to families who are Daddy, Yeuv Been a Mother to Me, socially pr6minent In New York, and will (Indianapolis Newa) doubtless inherit considerable wealth Rhode Island Red Rooster, motherly. when they grow up. But the British (44 F. J. P. Agnes sL Main 7123. NEW tatsr-esti- difference in gravity between Washington and, Ottawa, To find the precise power of the earths attraction at the capitals of the United States and Thursday, June 2, 1921. Canada, experts from both governments HELPING THE RAXLROADS. are swinging very exact pendulums hour after hour Jn tha two cities-Wit- h An average 12 per cent wage cut or an accuracy of railroad employees is announced by tbe of a second in. the time of oscillation United States railway labor board, in' of the pendulum, three of these speci a decision applying to 104 reader The -- new instruments, a quarter of a meter in effective July 1, the length and with a swing of eight millisame date eet for abrogation of the meters, are being run for two-da- y national working agreements. Eventustretches at Washingtomriinder the obally the new wage rates will apply to servation of scientists of the United States coast and geodetic survey, and every road in the country 100 roads A. H. Miller or the Dominion astrowhose requests for wage reductions nomical observatory, who is the hate been filed since April 18, when the Canadian government hearings began, will alart presenting Thiewhole series of observations their eases to the board next 'Monday. wiiKbe repeated at Ottawa and then, bab) la not necessarily snobbish. He does not insist upon wealth, but merely decision lifts the Potentially, y means of a simple formula, the dif- a good, comfortable horna where he will ference in gravity between the two receive excellent care and the personal of the work. out'nf -attention babies and affection' that-al- l. ' eities will be obtained and the Canaers into the pockets of the roads each require. dian base for gravity determined. LARGE DEMAND FOR BABIES. year. That is, if it were applied to all These observations will tell, it is exThst there are plenty of tuch homes too anxious to adopt infants employees, under normal employment, pected, within one part in a million, only shown the large number of requests of class 1 roads, the aggregate reduj-tio- n just how far above the center of the received byevery year by the adoption nurearth each city is, and the work ia be series In New York requests that can't would be $400,000,000 a year. But be filled by the meager supply some of the roads have sought cuts in ing done so that an exactly, determined posalblv of babies turned In by the city hospitals. common labor only; others have inpoint from which to take observations The many foundling asylums are crowded with children, of couree, hut not the kind cluded other groups; some have asked may be had in Canada. that people want. This summer engineers of the Cana"The average person who wishes to for wage slashes for all classes there dian government will travel up into the sdopt a child,' says Mias Clara B. is no uniformity about the cases in this 'Spence, secretary of the new adoption Mackenzie river region and the new oil committee, "desires a baby rather than respect. But the boards decision sets n child or even on three or fields of thst section and, by swinging a up new uniform scales for all grou four years old. . Sweet, Innocent little basame precise pendulums, will estab- bies, the of employees from track repairer less than a year old, are extremely MAYS LOST GLORY. lish gravity has that will be used iff difficult to obtain. Owing to the rules engineers and conductors, ; arid tells and red tape connected with foundling new each road involved to applylhe homes. It lx Impossible to find a home There hss been much discussion of the mapping of thst country. for babies unless they conform to cer scales to the special groups whose pay of weather served brands various the tain CHINESE BUY GINSENG. religious denominations. it has asked to reduc "In England there Is an oversupply of babies who may b adopted and full surThe next step isixpeeted to be a to the people of the United 8tates durRegarded in the United States as a render given. Many people who have lost move on the pap of the roads, indi- ing the month of May. It seems that In the war In England have taken weed of no known value, ginseng, sons new schedules the bebies Into their homes, but still there to notion continued and of our h$Veall vidually,' balmy air Is an oversupply, and since our list for evenis When this is from this children for babies net older exported applied to them. sunshine .in May was inherited from nevertheless, than on in such quantities as to bring year cannot be supplied from this coun tually thjwe, it will lop $100,000,000 off country of the where poets ago long trv, we are turning to England. tbs yearly payroll, according ttf the England, a return of something like $2,000,000, One reason for ths overauppry of Enbonds memorandum. This does not raved about- - this particular spring It has an established glish babies te the fact that the adaption in market China, In England are not favorable to laws out all the increase granted by month. It remained for a correspondjx$ There a child may have but the board last year, when $000,000,000 ent of the New York Evening Post to and, moreover, a market which extends adopting. one guardian and an adopted child oannot Inherit more back than a was added to the annual pay sheets by half property, while In America the century. out where May got her reputalegally adopted child Is an heir Just as a wage boost effective May 1, 1920. point American medical have authorities other any member of the family sunniness. His Mias Spence, who Is principal of Miss To put it another way the labor board tion for continued never as recognized which the with is consistent ginseng having Spence's School for Girls, on West Fifty-fift- h last year granted an average wage in- opinion, street hers, has been Interested in she is from secin historical some that it curative, value, got facts, although now it orders crease of 22 per cent; securing good homes for children for a in was which used the 'Julian or years. She and her assistant. number calendar, tions it is used as a family remedy; an average decrease of 12 per cent. Miss Charlotte Baker, hava placed over Some of the railroad executives have England until 1752. In that year the but for more than 100 years its root 104 children with excellent families, and calendar was changed from the .old-styleach herself adopted a child. They registered disapproval because the findhas been highly esteemed in China, and have has nurseries to their two to adoption the in(Julian) ing did not sponge off last years tha 1919 shipment of 82,000, pounds credit private on of their own and another financed by the Bpenoe Alumnae creases entirely. But, dt was pointed (Gregorian), the law under which the told at from $3 to $23 the pound. association. was made ordering that the day They are also- interested In out, the carriers have said a saving of change American was taken to the Alice Chapin nursery, the pioneer in ginseng accounted be ' 2, 1732, after September accom Its field, started several years ago and $300,000,000 a year might be 14. Eleven days were thus China by early tralors, and formed the still run by Dr. and Mrs. Henry pwtght plished by abrogation of the national September of the cargo taken by the Chapin. principal who-wapart In his hospital practice Dr. Chapin working agreements, which is set for dropped. "George Washington, first American ship that visited China. long ago discovered a curious fact about anil this added to the potential living then, having been born on Feb- This of the Julyl, China, sailed babies. He found thst their one absoEmpress ship, 1732 (old style), celebrated lute $400,000,000 slash totals $700,000,000 a ruary II," requirement In life, more Important from New York for the Orient on Feb t even than food and sleep, was a mother's birthday on February year, to help in putting the transporta his twenty-firs1874. 22, lore. Ha found that you could taka an . rua'ry 22, 1753 May 21, 1753, tion system back on its feet. Decrease in the available quantity of ailing Infant and feed It the moet nutrit1 and lost became June thus May ion food in tha moet scientific quanBeduced eost of living and reduced led many American tities, see that It rot plenty of fresh air eleven of its sunniest days to June for- wild, ginseng has mawere the industries other in wages farmers and gardeners to undertake its and sound sleep, and that for a abort who The ever after. English time sang It would thrive. poets cuts on the which wage jor factors domestic culture. The growing of gin- Then, usually a month suddenly. It would start to lose were based by the board. The deci- of tha merrie month of May i fads away. Why? Because It seng is a long and precarious process, weightnotand was the necessary amount sion points out that the adjustment those who lived before 1752. mar- of cuddlesreceiving seed from six to years requiring and endearments, and Its This erplanation lets May out, nd in period has produced conditions most the with ketable little root, ego simply drooped and wilted. particular whose burden all have to share." It from this time on we shall sing tbe care BABIES NEED ATTENTION. entire period. the, required during of the the of last June, spring The market is also limited to such an The doctor was so convinced of this says the wage problem with which it glories no longer bear to see bathat he one economic and months. deals is an extent that it is estimated 700 acres bies sentcould awsy to Institutions. Instead should not be regarded as a struggle he secured the hospital furnish would a permission continuous supply of and took them home from POWER Or COLLEGE ALUMNL to his wife, who between capital and labor, or the man all that is needed. fitted up a nursery for them on the top proceeded-to-Iavagsmentr andrthe employees.1 hwhouser-an'- i In theiriiddle6f lhe last"'CentTIfy"?"t-'t'f,nnr,,- f These arethe"daysof college and Ish affection upon them until they one In a supplemental memorandum, the to China were eight times what more over alumni ports all, an showed interest in life. meetings university board points out that during governThe price at that From this informal beginning the preswere in 1919. ent Alice mental control the . wages of railway the country. The old graduate of tbe they Chapin nursery, at 2100 Lexingtime was 94 cents per pound, while in ton avenue here, grew. It consists of employees were increased from an av- schools come together to talk Over their 1919 it averaged $7.29 per pound. eleven rooms, with a roof garden, fitted up scientifically tfor the care of eight baerage of 79 in Docember, 1917, to $110 doings and hopes in the world of pracbies, but carefully avoiding the atin January, 1920, or about 0 per cent, tical THE PLOWMAN. As far as mosphere of an institution. activity, and to renew the friendThe boards decision last year, effectthe brown path to meet his coulter's possible, tha baby Is treated aa an InClear of gone own college ships by. dividual. 22 Every his days Ha has gleam! playthings; he ive May 1, 1920, increased wages on he cornea, behind his Bmoking gets his share of caresses from his nurse, to! alumni more and of has to a its or an $141 association, average cent, and he per team. flattered and amused. There are only two nurses for the1 month. After this increase the railway and more are the schools realizing the With toll's bright dewdrops on his sunburnt brow. eight however, which Mrs. Chapin babies, an were receiving workers, it says, She thinks It power which their sons and daughters The lord of earth, the hero of the plowl considers a handicap. would b better If there were only four average increase of 81 per cent more hsve. It has been rightly pointed out babies to field before the each nursery unit. reddening than they were getting before federal that a school consists of the board of First inun. the For we have found," says Mr. , control and about 10 per cent of them, even with a nurse te every In tha shadows when the day is Chapin, Last that the the and students, faculty, four babies, thev begin to pine, and their done, and unskilled regents, ehiefly the lower-paiand of the work of these Line after line,, along the bursting sod. the after they have been slower Is alumni; or more; What each baby workers, had received Increases in ex- four groups of college and university Marks the broad acres where his feet Srogrete needs la a home, and frequently the baby have trod. cess of 100 per cent. It estimates that and StIU where he treads the stubborn clods has Just as much Influence for better the alumni are tbe tha ents of 12 per cent would mean an workers,friends of the school, great health and happiness upon adopted pardivide. for they lasting as they have upon him. The baby average monthly wage of about $123 are the ones who realize through tha The smooth, fresh furrow opens deep and ent Is grateful for hit good care, and repays wide; for all employees, but such an average In happiness. and dense the Matted upideals obtained the from turf tangled Frequently on of thee great years heaves. babies will sav a neurotic adopted means, of course, that while some work- their alma, mater. woman Mellow dark the cornfield Illness and from by giving her an Inridgy ers would earn a sum considerably in - The terest In life. cleaves; University of Utah baa someexec as of this, many thousands would Is a clearing house the where The the hillside, nursery Cp steep laboring for Chapin d thing over five thousand alumni babies. It rescues them from various train fall far ahoj-- of even that figure. all over the west. What a power Slants the long track that scores ths quarters and keeps them until good homes for them are found. Often, aa Is usually '.level plain, they can become for the upbuilding of Through BRIAND WINS AGAIN. the moist valley clogged with the case with foundlings, very little contheir alma mater should they be well It may oozing clay, cerning the infant it known. convoy breaks Its destined hav been dropped on a doorstep, found Premier Briands most recent victory organized and the interest in their old The patient on or a taken from a way; river bank, drlng university be kept alive! Barely does At every turn the loosening chains re- mother who left no record of her Idenover the radicals of tha sound, tity. However, the Chapins guarantee alumnus of a school make of life an Ths t alngtng plowsharJ - circles glistening their babies. If they fait to pleats, the group in the French a failure, and the five thousand men round. may return them within a year chamber of deputies dispels any fear and wonien of Utah could contribute Till ths wide field one billowy waste adopters a possibility no rare that it has oceurrred or twtes In over 100 cases. On once appears. only which may have been entertained lest tbeir small donation to their association, And wearied hands' unbind the panting the ether hand, the Chapins do not imlia steer. time build lecture or in , hall lose sight of thslr babies. They and of the should mediately chamber a majority align manage to keep in touch with them In itself in opposition to the Briand pol- brary building that would be not only These are the hands whose sturdy labor their new homes for a certain length of time until they are convinced that contbeir pride, but the pride of their chilbrings is one not which of tut weakness, e of food, the The dition favorable. icy, are peasant golden porpp dren for all time to come. Many of the babies taken from ths kings; of eommon sense, in dealing with the The call for the graduates of the This Is the page whoa letters shall be Chapin nursery during the past two years seen. have been adopted by unmarried women. reparations question" and "the Upper University of Utah to meet Tuesday, Changed by the eun to words of living According to Dr. Chapin, the maternal Infeilesian muddle. That delicate han- June 7, on the campua of that institugreen; stinct Is often .very highly developed in is- - the scholar Whose Immortal some of these unmarried applicants, dling will be required to ytoly the Si- tion is a worthy one. Professor Levi This pen whereas he says, it I often only slightly lesian controversy is indicated by late Edgar Young, the president of . the as- Spells the first lesson hunger taught to developed In married women who ar babies from Aanaberg and other points sociation, has worked to revive an inmen; mothers of children. Many of ths scores com- - of requests received tins are These the new British hsavea that -fff Ibo disputed plebiscite-regio- n. telling terest- among the alumni of Utah, and mantled Toll Infante have- - come from successful busif clashes between the Poles and Ger- should all the sons and daughters of Shows on his deed the charter of the ness and professional women who. though SOIL to avoiding matrimony, are not avers mans in ons instance and the Poles apd Utah do their duty they will assemble Oliver Wendell Holmes. rearing a family. a - scale-becom- Memory Tests . Can You Answer These? A Line o Type or Two Imported Infante - gone by. . r la this correct: pneumonia? 2. 1. DRUOS ANSWERS. What la the effect of carbonic acid? It causes sleepiness and headache. 2. What ie the effect of carbonic ox ide? It causes trembling of the muscles " : and heart. 2. What affect does ammonia pro 1. is now the United States was begun in 1629 by Thomas Beard, who came over on the Mayflower on its third voyage (Any reader can get the answer to any and brought hides for making shoes. Seven years later Philip Kertland of question by writing The Tribune Information Bureau, Frederic J. Haskln, Di- Buckinghamshire began making shoes In offer C. This D. , rector, Washington, Mess. Sine that dat the state of The Lynn, Massachusetts has come to lead the applies strictly to Information. domesbureau does not attempt to settle world in the manufacture of boot and tic troubles, nor to undertake exhausshoes. The value of leather boots and tive research en any subject Write your shoes. Including outstocks and findings, Olv full and briefly. mads In th United States in 1909, was question plainly name and address and enclose two cents $512,009,000. Tho number of pair was tn staTdpe for return postage All re- 232,000,000. plies ar sent direct to tbe inquirer.) " . t ' can th How spots be reQ. in yellow universities Q. What ar the largest moved from French Ivory? H. F. N. the world? H. F. N. A. To remove the yellow spots from A. The United States bureau of edufln cation states that there are no compara- French Ivory, rub the shots with while tive statistics on the subject. It says pumice and warm water and expose that among ths coeducational colleges damp to the sun under- a glass vessel. which hav proved most popular are Columbia university. New York City; the Q. What method of capital punishUniversity of California, at Berkeley, and ment is most widely used in this country? the University of Pennsylvania, at PhilaG. C. B. delphia. Thh famous British universities A. In th great majority of the states are Cambridge and Oxford. In Franca, the Is ths method of capital punishAcademy of Science Is extremely well hanging electrocution Is In five state ment. known. In Germany, Heldelburg Is the in thres the criminal is given his university, and the used, country's end in choice or of shooting hanging, and Dresden Nevada muslo schools of Munich gas is administered in a lethal ere also internationally famous. The chamber. University of Rome, Italy, is the leading . university of that country. Among the oldest universities of th world Is that at Q. What is the origin of tha expression to learn-b- y heart? H. F. N. us Pleasant Half Hour Was Passed Cairo, EgypL i A. This expression comes down to Marveling at the Head Writing Q. How old Is th American shoe Infrom the day when the heart was thought - dustry, snd what state leada . In . It? Possibilities. to be the seat of the emotions. Thq de- A. H. C. sire to commit anything to memory was Sir: When I read that Dr. B. C. Foot A. Ths manufacture of shoes tn what thought to be prompted by the heart. of Holdredge, Neb., was the Nos and Threat Loo I decided that if bis wife patronised him in cue of an acute attack of adenoids one could say, (Every time she opened her mouth, he put her HOOP. Foote in IL Answers to Questions. best-kno- J CHEVROLET , Chimneys. Chimneys of houses where psople live Stand out against the sky Ths dim light fades, and evening comes. And people change and die. But the common things that signify r Their love of hearth and land. Like chimneys against ths amber akv. OKPAH. For untold ages stand. l'For Eeonomicnt Trtruportttiori Something Whispers te lie, Cathy, That Yeu No Longer Believe In Santa Claus. .Dear Unk Paa: I am a very tiny girl, but I have very big trouble. When my papa Is sad I cannot be happy. 8o I am writing to you, hoping that you can help me to help my papa. 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Ths pseudo fades, on deep thought, but the true becomes the brighter. You can't trust a pseudo cosmic urge out of your sight, but you can leave a true one to sit around with nothing on but a shift, and nothing will happen. Do you follow met URSU8. The Blthop Throws the Bull to the Satisfaction of AIL (The Iowa Churchman.) Those, who braved the weather were amply repaid for coming by the bishop s sermon on The American Home, the Bullwork of the Nation. The Dry Claensr Are Swell. Sir: Isn't It aero In something that tha week the girls get a marcel they can't take their usual Saturday night"? What shall we do? Oh, yes after ws have removed the miserable little pasteboard from the top of the m. b. and we discover it is coated with nice thick cream, it la Frankte-Boy'- s Job to lick it off. CONNIE. OmU --FB vr r--H- ttSk Cm. FUrt. JKO. . J a aJHJHiEJEraxjraiHrarararaii eb What is Ysur Cenjsctur an the Do Do? Sir: There exlata a pathetic fallacy that traveling salesmen, do not avail themselves of the Gideon Bibles. On the flyleaf of the one In my room at the Plaxa hotel in Waukegan I find: 1 per rent Pred 12 dx......... ...... (4 M 10 ds Cherries 760 0 00 2 per cent Jack O'Dandy 62.00 do 2 per cent da -t- he Month of May, 1921 261 60 BJB. (The room Is out of paper and the phone ie out of order, so I use my own paper rather than the rear flyleaf.) Thera were twenty-fiv- e working days in the month just ended. Yet during that brief time there were taken from the mines some 10,000,000 to 15,000,000 tons of coal LESS than the average monthly consumption. Ding, Ding. Btr: The Voice of the People is becomof debate , between the forum ing the passenger conductors and the traveling salesmen as to which branch gets the richer graft. Tut! tut! boys: fifty-fift- y J. M. M. and take the whole pie. Those twenty-fiv- e days are gone forever. And' with them have gone millions of tons f coal that- are going to be missed. Every week the shortage grows. - eat-tere- ' . 1 d meg. 10. How la tha arecs nut used? It ie mixed with quicklime and wrapped tn a betel leaf, which grows on a vine belonging to the pepper family. The mixture reddens the saliva and lips and blackens the teeth. It is chewed by Inhabitant &t India. Hav Her Heart Examined. Sir: Lamped In notebook of a coed majoring in English: Literature of this period was of an effemoral nature. What can be don for a case like this? SEVENTEEN. Etaoln Shrdlw, Sir: Einstein has nothing on you. Im en of your twslv. I'll flqlah ths quotation you started In your last line of Etaoln shrdlu- cmfwyp Wednesday: vbgkqj. -- 4 B.L - h, - v r What are you doing to insure plenty of coal in your bins next winter! - Shrdlu Etaoln, 8Ir: Is not ths- last tins of Thursday, Gaelic? Meaning. "May Shrdlu Etaoln,If so, I think the Gaelic yeu obtain It. Litahould be. 8 fearr thu fhaotinn. eral It la better (that) - you get IL" J. MAC R. Ar you pro prohibition, bo no, er what? FAZ. Wear pro and oon. n, - pro-Iris- h, ANOTHER ARtjL. is the Ourldka of the curious one who spends her life wondering what her attitude would have been toward her husband If she had (harried some other man. Iowa PYIvol. . , Fond Parents We esnnot give you our daughter's hand now. Why, think of It, ah has Just been chosen queen of queens in the carnival I Hopeful Suitor Oh. that's no obstacle! told me today, You My employer-Ju- st ar the king of imbeciles! Le Journal AmusanL Coal, Coke, Charcoal, Anthracite and Blacksmith CoaL - TRisJnlESI?t'' ilLA FONE WASATCH tOO 135 So. Meighn Street Handling All the Best Grades of Coal H. P. Femstrom, Mgr. Simon Bamberger Pres. - A s L |