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Show THE SPANISH TOR s PRESS. SPANISH TORK. UTAH. Didn't Quit Understand. At a draper'! ihoP ! JL i mall boy to run errand. . Farm Nttdtd No Tima Table to day. while he w,W1, Know Just VfNan tho Car Would a lady came in nd llhComa Along. ant (or a yard of He When It aai plac'd before cout on wsll "Out at Stop exclaimed: , nl thought w a Ml not glv tho number Oh. really, I must me md. bleu-tlfof the stop, becaua that would tha person thle atory 1 about a on hearing little too closely. Out la the coun- of the shop, and, e.lng try, nt n place wber" tb Intvrurban aero! the way, ran up u him, about ahtd for a bom cars atop, w bound trolled tbo other da7-- A Jxn ,Bronw over here. TIiT'a Hhe want cauie out of a bouse by tbe aide of the In our shop gone madHit. Tit road, and walled beside us. London muzzling!" "Ar you going to take tbl car?" w asked. Tha Kind. "Hope o," be replied. "If my wife about tbo crecie-rlike "J)o you gets her In Uroo 1 wilL" houer "How soon does the ear come?" "Y-a- , If they're fat babies was the reply. I'll an ace, "Walt Then b shouted to the house: When a man begins to abuse h!c "Mary, how soon ar you goln to him to move. n town It la time ov he ready r FIGURING OUT THE SCHEDULE When you go to Rome you visit the Coliseum Rll V Vt.H PARK' I So Hwni4in4 Skt hnl akd k. hr 1.4 City It IOW JC.Wt.LHV MMhli-Nitn- J.J l , In lit Stsfay C "4 ill4 m Ik4 lMtlHIM fl m4m trioty IM ! l4Ji Ml IM tlfllll J I I ! I INll4 OlCwVkk When duty cal! It I told that th llna I busy. - frequwutly ctow,C I YOU Would not or buy a Tcy I I, I' y f use stale butter if fresh could be ob- f t "la Just ten minutes, Job." HEWLETTS LUNETA I f JUST THROWING OUT coi'i'iiitt ta hrn Sartor lor rHt. Taut lurnwiHRl in4 eon, ntolno paid wlillo traruinf. uiriMtail rat. (oil or onto lor paroi-ularriiir1. akif, U UnmnRll Mm. Halt Lak.CUr. lilt Wilirn MEN ND WOMEN tinliMiittttnniiaiUM.it muboa Why tha Woman Cuatomar Beamed. After a Pretest. i ii i ; i i I : I i ) t I . f fl li: J : A pal llltla woman loaded with bundles c.V Into tb luncbroom of a department ntora. 'Coffee and peach pie," aba laid to the waitrea. When a check for 20 cent waa brought aba demurred. "I thought the pie was only lire." "Ten, madam." eald the waitress firmly, and added: "Do you want your trading stamps?" "Do you give sumps with a lunch?" the woman beamed. "Oh, welt then you can bring me another piece of pie. Ill try mines this time." What Ha Forgot A school Inspector was testing a class' powers of observation. Ha made aura that tha claaa saw that ha fountain pea la bad a bis waistcoat pocket plainly displayed. Then ha left tha rostrum, retired to tha anteroom, and there tha founUla pea to aa Inner with pqcket Returning, ha stood hie coat thrown open and hla vest displayed, penless. "Now, boys." ha said, "tell me what I have forgotten." There waa a long pause, and then a mall voice piped up: "Please, sir, you forgot to say 'excuse me,' when you walked la front of the teacher." gold-mounte- d i: I. ' fAURRHCfSTQ)0f pinion. other. A HINT Birds cyc view NLT a few years ago tha resulta accomplished by the Americana la tha constructloa of tho Panama canal would have been deemed Impossible la such a abort Urns. Tba single statement that, from May 4, 1904, until tb very nearing completion of the work, about 215,000,000 cuble yards of rock and earth will have been excavated Is sufficient to Illustrate tb success of this 'wonderful undertaking. During tb days when the tit rated French company sought to bring about tb long desired union of the oceans It Is estimated that 50,000.000 cubic yards were removed. Tha United States engineers havs utilized about 30.0o0.000 yards of this work. The same amount of excavation, 245,000 cuble yards, would complete a tunnel 8.000 miles long around tb earth with a diameter of 14 feeL Tb story of the canal undertaking Is a glorious oua from tha very outset of American occupancy. They found an almost Impossible situation facing them, conditions of tha very worst as regards health and tbs beginning of their work.' The graveyard In which lay burled hundreds of the French workers was a grim reminder of the awful carnage from yellow fever. Nor was this needed, for one after another many of tha American pioneers were stricken fatally. The Spanish war had brought about the solution of tbs spread of yellow fever, but even before the sanitation authorities under CoL William C. Oorgas, could gain a foothold In tba Canal Zone, the American death list was of appalling proportion a. Today the mortality is less than that of the average American city, and plans art already under way for the making of a popular winter canal placed la tha work done by tha French and tha worth of all their property al nearly 43,000,000. In order to make the canal commercially self supporting the annual revenue must reach $19 250.000. Tb operating and maintenance expenses are estimated at $3,500,-00yearly, with another $500,000 required for sanitation and for tha government of the tone. At three per cent per annum tha Interest on $375 000,000 amounts to $11,250,000, and beginning with this year $250,000 must be paid annually to the Republic of Panama under tha terms of the treaty. This makes a total of ftS.500.000 to 0 which should be added $3,750,000. which la one per cenL per annum on $375,000,000, for the purpose of creep Ing a fund to clear off the cost debL A Statistician's Prediction. It Is estimated by Emory R. John son, formerly a professor at the University of Pennsylvania, and now renowned ee a statistician and commie sloner on Panama traffle and tolls that the annual total tonnage of ships using the canal during tha first two years will be 10,600,000. Ia 1911 tb total net tonnage passing through tbs Sues canal was 13,000,000. Allowing 4,000 net tons to tho average vessel passing through the Panama canal this would mean 2.625 a year, or about seven a day. From 1915 to 1925 Pro- Tho children of n Boston Sunday school class bad contributed tbelr pennies lor weeks to n fund which was to bo devoted to charitable purposes, and on the day when they were to decide upon tho matter of Its distribution each child waa called upon to express an opinion aa to how It should be spent Tho teacher explained to them that there were several charities which would be glad to receive tbe fund, either In Boxton or among the foreign missions. She had impressed upon them, however, that the mriey might be spent to good advantage among tbe sick and needy children of tbelr own pariah. Several bright speeches on the subject had been boy made, when one arose and, evidently bearing In mind seven-year-ol- d tbe teacher's remarks about charity beginning at home, said: "I want you to know that 1 have put a good many pennies In that box" and then, after some delay "and Ive got a terrible cold myself," Boston Post Tha Difference. "What's the difference between speculation and Investment?" "When you lose, It ia speculation; when you win It Is Frugal. Mother Ethel, are you saving anything for a rainy day? Ethel Yea, mother, l never wear per cent my allk stocking around the house. From 40 to 50 Woman s Critical Period. Such warning symptoms as sense of suffocation, hot flashes, severe headaches, melancholia, dread of impendirj evil, palpitation of the heart, irregularity, constipation aj dizziness are promptly treated by intelligent women are approaching the period of life. This is the most critical period of womans life and & who neglects the care of her health at this time invites is curable disease and pain. Why not be guided by of others and take Lyaia E. Pinkhams Vegetal' Compound ? It is an indisputable fact that this grand old remedy has helped thousands of women to pass through this trying period with comfort and safety. Thousands d genuine and honest testimonials support this fact theo-perienc- X tui IWH. Trora Mrs. 1JKXRY II HA VI LI X, Cadiz, Ohio. Fort Worth, Texas. I have taken Lydia E. Ilnkham'i Wm lie Compound and derived great Unctit from its use. It carry a safely through the Change of Life when I was in bad health. I til that ail gone feeling most of tho time, and headache constantly, In very nervous and the hot flashes were very bad. I had tried other remedies and doctors, but did not improve until I began taking Lria K. Iinkham'8 Vegeta Compound. It has now been sometime tka I took the Compound and I have had no return of my old complain I always prai.se your remedies to weak womeib" Mrs. limf llxaviu.v, R F. I). No. S, Cadiz, Ohio. From Mrs. EDWAIID B. HILBERT, Fleetwood, Pa. Fleetwood, Ia. During the Change of life I waa hardly alleli be around at all. I always had a headache and I was so dizzy ui nervous that I had no rest at night. The flashes of heat were to bad sometimes that I did not know what to da One day a friend advised rue to take Lydia E. Pinkhams Compound and it mado me a strong, well woman. I am wit thankful that I followed my friends advice, and I shall recommend 4 as long as I live, lie fore I took the Compound Iwasalwav sickly and now I have not had medicine from a doctor for years. You mij Mrs. Edward Ii Hilbert, Fleetwood, Pa. publish my letter. From Mrs. F. P. MCLLEXDOltE, Munford, Ala. Munford, Ala." I was so weak and nervous while passing through the Change of Life that I could hardly live. My husband had to rubber on all the gates for I could not 6tand to have a gate slam. I aLso had backache and a fullness in my stomach. I noticed tbl Vtp-tabl- 439 VEST i ATX SES' e fessor Johnson predicts a 60 Increase, making tha total for 1925 Life. about 17,000,000 tons and an additional At a Great Rate. 10.000.- 000 tona Increase In the 20 years Ilicka (meeting friend at 11 p. m l following. Based on careful study o( trade conditions, distances and the fig Hello, old man, whats going on out But He Waen't urea of the Sues and other leading your way? Wicks My wife la, I expect I told these figures are said to be fatlw canals, his ordered "Tommy," sternly her I'd be home at six. was It the conservative. upon report er, "come Into tho woodshed with Lydia E. llnkhams Vegetable Comjxiund was adof Professot and recommendation me." vertised for such cases and I sent and got a bottle. Cause. The Issued Johnson President that Taft "You ain't goln' to spank me, ar It did me so much good that I kept ou taking it and She I don't know what makes her resort at Panama. proclamation In November, 1912, al you. pop?" Tommy tearfully asked. found it to be all you claim. I recommend it to so to the amount of canal tolls. Vessels positive about everything. "Didn't I tell you this morning ld Yellow Fever Disappears. all women afflicted as I was. Mrs. F. P. Mullen-torsex. He Her Puck. and othet passengers, carrying cargo settle with you If you played hookey Knowing tha mosquito la responsible than those engaged In Munford, Ala. again?" for yellow fever, efforts were directed I vesPaw Knows on each net WrlttoLYI)IA E.PINIHAM MEDICINE CO. must $1.20 pay Everything. "Aw, pop, I thought you were only toward the extermination of this dan- trade, Willie Paw, what is a secret? (CONFIDENTIAL) LT.NN, MASS., forad vice. sel ton,' this being 100 cubic feet ot Joking: like when you told the butch- gerous insect The usual breeding our letter will be opened, read and answered Paw Anything two women do not or earning capacity. Thus a cargo er you'd settle with him!" by a woman and held In strict confidence. pots, swamps and pools of stagnant ship of 4.000 net tona would bo r know, my son. water, were destroyed and removed to pay a toll of $4,800 for each house and building qulred and every Strategy. Vessels In ballast will pay passage. PIMPLES ALL OVER FACE "When he saw the enemy coming screened. The danger comes from a 40 will ba cent per be turned and ran. 1 call that coward- mosquito biting a person stricken with taxed 50 cent less, warships per displacement ton, 1413 E. Genessee Ave., Saginaw, ice." yellow fever and then Injecting while army and navy transports, colMich. "Cutlcura Soap and Ointment blood a of the Into Infection He the all. remembered YNot at that liers and hospital supply ahlpa will thA, world la round, and he Intended healthy human being. If the Insect be reckoned on the same basis aa cured me of a very bad disease of the face without leaving a scar. Pimples to rhn around and attack the enemy cannot reach the sick, there can he no cargo and passenger ships. broke out all over my face, red and spreading of the disease. In all fairfrom the rear. tha tell These The time of ail others when reliable figures concisely ness to the French It should be relarge. cartridges are Invaluable ta to They festered and came to a of the canal project At both enormity 'Ante hunting. A miss-firan inaccurate cartridge, or on membered that during tbs years of 60118008 to the canal strong fortifica- bead. They Itched and burned and He Obeyed. now c Having poor penetration may mean the lots of a coveted trophy or Wlllle waa struggling through the their labors yellow fever was an ab- tions are being completed. Expert! caused me to scratch them and make even sores. In tbelr efforts at injury to tha hunter. Winchester, the W brand of cartridges, said they were seed story in his reading lesson. "No, s&ld solute mystery. confidently state that the building ol warts. They and smokeless or black At plght I was restless from inot Infrequently moves the canal doublet the naval ne captain," ho read, "It was not a powder, can always be relied on to be sure i li strength When the barber would were made which aided In the breed- of the United States. The Die, accurate, and to have speed and It mi mobility of Itching. sloop. It was a larger vessel. By penetration. You can help shave me my face would bleed terriIncreased the the fleets will be so and of mosquitoes ing TA FT " Increased, I greatly the rig judged her to be right TOrH HUNT A SUCCESS BT VSIXQ THEM. ) danger of Infection. There was little making for a more effective and at the bly. Then scabs would form afterIn v The word was new to him. or no action then In the direction of same time more economical defence wards, then they would drop off and de t "Barque," replied the teacher. modern sanitary precautions, although of widely seed warts would come seaboards. It will the blus separated Still Willie hesitated. medical and hospital facilities were of from which back again. They were on my face socket "Barque!" repeated the teacher, the best. None gave heed to screen- provide a naval base can forth and for about nine months and the trouAmerican go warships seful this time sharply. ing then: today a resident In the strike deadly blows, then return, cer- ble caused disfigurement while It min Willie looked as though he had not Canal Zone is absolutely compelled to tain of lasted. protection while coal and other n (6: heard aright Then with an appre- meet the regulations. "One day I read In the paper of the s yea supplies are being secured. Likewise, hensive glance around the class he In studying the canal section the repairs can be made when necessary. Cutlcura Soap and Ointment. I reardg shouted: ceived a free sample of Cutlcura Soap reader roust bear In mind that the Pasting, " tnvur Puzzle. and Ointment and It was so much Isthmus Is an east and west, not a Its very evident that the old Mtern Fewer Forest Fires. "Is matrimoi a business connectyour nm value to me that I bought a cake of school of press north and south strip of land Is agents Knew HI Nursery Rhymes. for the live preWorking arrangements passing reau? ing the two continents. At leaBt in vention of forest fires are conducted Cutlcura Soap and a box of Cutlcura away. "O course It Isnt!" At a certain school they are now the Individual maps of the Canal Zone Ointment at the drug store. I used w What's the new school?" of both "Then why do you advertls bW7. to directions. In about engaged In considering the history of this location may prove confusing, If so remotely from the attention litaccording There Isn't any." sealed proposals?" ten days my face began to heal up. not considered, for Colon, the terminus men generally that comparatively England during the Tudor period. them outside the 5 .... My face is now clear of the warts and "Now," said the teacher, "who fol- on the Atlantic ocean of the canal, is tle la known of of those who are immediately not a scar Is left." Room. circle west of miles Panama, lowed Edward VI?" nearly twenty (Signed) LeRoy Reliti "How VN.... do you llko my new skirt? interested. It Is therefore no wonder C. OBrien, Foley Kidney Pills "Mary," replied one child correct- the Pacific termlnys. Thus, in conMay 12, 1913. asked the sweet young weak that when we have passed a summer western with a eastern Cutlcura an Isn't thing. A and Ointment Soap necting sold It perfect?" promptly tho suffering duo to ly. fires with few season forest and lit northactivo from runs the the world. Sample of each kidneys and painful badjer throughout "Right," commented the teacher. ocean, the canal TE.... consider It a 'Veil, there isnt much room for They offer a free, with Skin Book. Address postpowerful help west to the southeast. The civil ad- tie damage, many people "Next boy: Who followed Mary? of accident rather than pre- card in building up tho truo excrel1mLii matter Improvement." the a replied includes canal the of grouch. "Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston." Adv. The little lamb," replied the next ministration This Is not a sound conclu- j ney tissue, in restoring normal school system which Is said to com- caution. and in regulating bladder irregular boy without an Instant's hesitation. dur-of forest fires record slon. The Sure. In the beBt with the The Cause. pare favorably Try them. - editoi This story says a man summer just passed has been She an raised United States: an efficient police sys- Ing the know ago dont what Sure Thing. makes her umbrella," said the Boob. and that ta not which, although with- exceptionally low; so positive about everything. "Where do JEWELRY $100 This fashion sheet," said the lady tem; a judiciary section counof of this the true they raise umbrellas?" iw Mil ia lesiii'wv" ... ... FViIIrtDlfc He Iler sex. Puck. Is o out Jury trial, Is absolutely Just under only jb wtmt for Jm. "In wet climates, manicure, "says that skirts will be Write liuliue Novlt jou try, but of every other section aa Co., and a replied itri so tight next season that you can't its court ofrulings, customs progressive Portland well. Cheerful (Ore.) Telegram. Idiot. ifMf and revebe fa Who ever knew truth put to the division posts, alt down In them." im $3 worse In a free and open encounter7 nues. Of course, from these many deT" w., lull rwi, Jurln, ikio. Oh, well," yawned the telephone In the Mode. Cupids Lottery, there are numerous sub Milton. partments . Whatever became of that operator, then I suppose well have bureaus. Is In Mrs. Flaherty Iverythlng woman BEST SFlIFR nr I'7 who was married on a to Btand It." bet?" ,.u, (itfini ,1, First thing a baby learns to do Is Tbs canal ,wlll cost the United black and white this salson. The pa-jpood profit. Writ SIT. UOUD 00. "Sho is now giving her of 1375,000,000, the funds per says Mtb. Astherbilt wears a whit ' :ry for what it wants. ro total a time to a States JT Clean a Record. Keeping crusade against gambling." Judge borrowed for the purpose. This pearl in wan ear an a black wan In How do you manage to keep such being V CO! the payment of 140,000,000 to the Ither. a clean record with so many of your Includes y wit: Mra. Flannagan Thin Olm jlst In the French company and $10,000,000 Oranky relations?" to the Republic of Panama. An ap- style, wld wan black eye an' wan "Just use soft soap." Baltimore proximate value of $25,000,000 Is white wan. Puck. Tlt-Blt- a. l PANAMA Im ef Hae a TRADING STAMPS WITH HER PIE. So have to your - If Charity Fund Was to B Given to tho Needy, Ho Could Us Part of It How dUflcult it I to draw tb llna between genius and Intanlt. I You have a right IyspeW- Dealer. rnrsncuriioastud stli:l i um tho reply through an open upstairs window. Tho farmer nodded to us. "If she's ti llin' the truth," he said, "the car'll be here In Jest nine minutes an n half. An' they alnt' anote car fer an hour." Cleveland Plain tained. Then why be in the old rut and use stale coffee when you can get fr iM u k, e, coast-to-coa- ? W t 1 ! I I BIG GAME CARTRIDGES e, e i I 1 1. 1 i well-doin- g i ..M w, I !, 3 "Bow-wow!- 1 'l : U I .If 32-- - ; 1 t j VI, 1 xi i. O r.-U- nk I ! In American. |