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Show Till HIRED MAN KNEW THE GAME Hit Daittrity tn STYLES first Bit lurprlMd tht Youngsters Until They Learned Mort of Hit Carter. MANY KINDI HE OF WHISKERS Afll Ajmrlcao Magirin t ft 10, wbl-ker- whta-kem- Ella-betba- spade-shape- ffty-ern- d t a 1 , ragged fringe, which nods sagely to the galleries as tha learned senator leads the Democratic hosts to battle against tbe foe. This brand of Some spinsters advance atep by atep decoration la much In favor In tbe until they become stepmothers. senate. Senators Ranadell and Thornton of Louisiana, and Senator Du Font A man Isnt necessarily n coward b of Maryland, all have followed suit to cause be Is afraid of consequences. a greater or lest degree. Senator Stephenson of Wisconsin may be cited aa exclusively agricultural in bis hirsute fad. A great wave of Iron gray hair sweeps from bla forehead, circuits to bis left ear, and there mingle with a wealth of whiskers that falls away to a fine, free flowing Iron 'gray effect, not unlike a banging lu appearance. And Found Health In Lydia garden of New With Senator OGorman E. Plnkhams Vegetable York, however, tbe reverse Is true. Senator O'Gorman caters to tbe style Compound of Van Dyke, and tbe golden red crinkly hair upon bla cbln cornea aggresWindom, Kansas. "I had a displace sively and rapidly to a point so sharp tent which caused bladder trouble and and precise that it could be used to I was ao miserabla appear an enemy were one to approach I didnt know what (00 closely. to do. I suffered The Van Dyke of Sutherland, of from bearing down Utah, on the other hand. Is more on pains, my eyes hurt the literary order. It Is black and It me, I waa nervous, (alls across tbe lower half of the south dizzy and irregular elevation of the Sutherland counteand had female nance In a growth so rank tbat the weakness. I spent senator's speeches resemble the gyraon doctors tions of a man talking through a matworse all tress. (money Hut all theBe many varieties of whisA friend told me kers pale Into Insignificance beside the xut the Finkham remedies and I took accomplishments of J. Ham Lewis, of Com-un- d ydia E. Pinkhama Vegetable Illinois. Scarlet are J. Hams whisand was cured. I cannot praise kers, scarlet and verbose. They shriek ur remedies enough for I know I never warnings at his approach, waving ould have been well if I had not taken in the cooling breeze propelled Mart A. IIorner, Route gently by the senate chamber fans, lighting Kansas. 0. 2, Box 41, Windom, tbe way by night and tempting the birds by day. Consider Well Tills Advice. Mrs, Winslow's Soothing Sjrrnp for Children lerthlng, eolane the gums, reduces pelnuree vlud code Jba bottled VOfflll six-inc- h B Inflamm-Uon,llajr- FRIEND'S ADVIGE 1 -Miss t No woman suffering from any form Hat Many "Trades." female troubles should lose hope A deluge of applications for aphas given Lydia E. Finkhama United Slates seto the pointments sgetabl Compound a fair trial. cret service continue to overwhelm This famous remedy, the medicinal In 3ecretary McAdoo, 'although there are edients of which are derived from no vacancies. ' One man, who believes tive roots and herbs, has for nearly the government needs him In its derty years proved to be a most valua-- i tective work, sent the secretary a list tonic and invigorator of the fe of about 130 occupations which be Women everywhere lie organism. has filled during bis lifetime to prove ar willing testimony to the wonderful that he was competent to undertake tue of Lydia E. 1inkhams Vegeta any kind of sleuth work. These were Compound. Borne of his "trades:" Stage driver, If yon want special advice write to laborer, "partner" school teacher, prodta E. Finkham Medicine Co. (contprietor and editor, doctor, rough carinual) Lynn, Mass. Tour letter will penter, mall carler, lumber trade, opened, read and answered by a waiter and bartender. irn&a end held in strict confidence. un-&- he WELL r Cbangsa Her Ming, "J used to think Gus Mliiipw, alee young man, out 1 ow." "Why, what baa be dona?" "Ha treated' me abattafuiu ANTWAt "In bat wayr "Why, (he evening at I k I aald to him: Ufa play tb, of "Queellons." If ur T "No lo your questions, , box of glut re; and If you say -- yLT ,Bd nt,r "No." youll give me a box, Ukt Its length la tvcu I'ertlo ta tbe ichorfbrld breadth about "Then wbatr greatest of tbe meet magnificent "Well, after tha parly bs tock of a mils. Oo the orpo.Ha hor,n h filled of Imperial palaces. mora plctuwqu and all tha way there h u; the finitely bom, of steeply rise banka Ha as two. saecily aa could be about lou.! to r brilliancy and distinction, of hundred feet, "d man ahoold not live alon, Hi that of sil'-nand simplicity tbe woodland "J and when e got to tb .u.1,4 (but, 00 transition could be lh.brtt,ss'.OAk tha lake without vnclrde aald. 'Fannie, will y0, be deed mors gale Hula more compute. Wltblo of course, ana,rrd, 't I, than aa hour a special train tarried k'lrotn lb aoutbern extremity, fof voire." a Ausuppressed Erueat lbs newly wrdJrd Irince w hat did ha do then?" of about three l,,o. L,h?hJJ "And distance Vicnt gust of Cumberland and lrtnrea tba la exclusively ccmporei I eagerly. Tbi ber listener,cbuckh'd toria Louie, tha only daughter of WM of great beeches and said, Tn "lie just planted halter, to tba modvsl bunting box. fullngo mrti overhead. Md I own lost. Fannie. I taka No. . from wLSth raids ar made upon tbe botailB Jho among their straight laughed with all bis mlgM-- it! nmo largt st and bst slocked bunting gloaming la Ilka passing Tbo what Its did." ground of tha JlohentolUrns. thdL of 0 Gothic columns No wonder aha bated him! tba tn It standa In a plttaanl gtade remainder of tht eistcru midst of a trset cf oaks, which ar by northern bora la kw thickly PMd Important to Mother, no means common In this part of Gerof beech, birch and Examine carefully every btl mixture afn agricmany, for tha sandy eo.l, aa rule, or beautiful CASTOIUA. a safe and sure rvm4i Br. one of tba moat to nothing !' ford nourishment . combinations. Infanta and children, and act im ultural blrcbes. and hardy than fcottlvh firs as It Is called. Wchrbeliln." "Tba uadula-lioHut her, as Vt teeilSwd by tha r of rich legendary, historical of tba landscape, and tba granite tbo cent, natural associations. It In Iao For Over SO Tnri drift blocks, which lie about In all di- and tba villagers In tba neighborhood of by one of midst In w the are Children Cry for Fletchcrt Out rections, lake suddenly appeared wber tbo terminal moraines tbat tba gla- tbat tha bad formerly been, and that n Hla Views. ciers of tb lea ago piled tp with tba dry land was engulfed In a tolls of the arctic regions, and tba capital city "Do you ent tb same kind af r that la whispered earth Is consequently richer than It Is waters. It hove been torn by coming you feed tbe summer boardtri nets -seabed. dried on I do," answered Fhnnrr this op elsewhere and Into contact with tha battlemente ' Hew tha Hts Wat Chottn. Ires. sunken ramparta. Tb It was on n day In the year 1312 turrets of tbe "A farmers life Is a hard ont,i are Yld of all the that Frederic William IV, granduncle thlnga. however, In this part of Germany, Itr responded tba city mao. of Jhe present emperor, reated In this deeper lake Is exceptionally Wehrbellln and tba Its Propar Place. glad after a tiring days shooting. "Where did you get tbat rig?" "I got It at a firs sale." C? af Norik, district of tha Old .Nrfrth tuts which takas I tba "Sapphire Country." Ilia are practically all mountain from tbsm for era, and aro probably fewer and more far between than tboae of soy otbr As result, member of congress. whenever a favor la requested, Gudger Jump, arranging td gets buey with yrant It In tha quickest poesibld time. Hut for all ba efforts, there was one request which cams to bln shortly after congress convened la tho recent session that hasnt been granted correctly yet Gudger thought ha bad granted It all , right but be found out differently, f And be hasnt bad tba nerve to try It again Nominally tba request waa perfect ly simple. All tbw constituent wanted wan few onion buttons to plant I bln mountain gatdeo. Ilut either bla penmanship was woefully bad, or be waa woeful! careleaa, for In the writing bo neglected to doss tba top of tba first letter V In tba word "onion." Tba result waa that It looked Ilka tba word "union." Gudger puxxled over tbat requett for many days. Finally be decided to to tba letter, and no, tby lost ructions marching down town, bo bought several boiee of patent fastening "union" trouser buttons, sealed them up, and mailed them. Five day Inter bu got the following letter from hie conetltuent: "Mieter Gudger: Thank you for them buttons. Its true they aint what I asked for, and I dont Just see bow I can ant em. but Im glad to get em. Just tha asms. Now, If It aint too much trouble, I wUh youd go wbtro you got em, and lea If you bln git mu aomu Instructions aa to bow to plant em, 10 I kin miss soma pasta to wear em on" Oudgt-Rprt'st!ve Caroit Aprenta that rquu ... hr J ts threa-qnnrter- ra FtGM "Air c .in t mr "J! n flahrr-men'- s fits-re- Judging from their act Iona, a sometimes wonders If his frlttfi not enemieu In disguise. , speech may aometlmes bee; tic. but alienee keep mora WIDOW ASKS EXPENSE MONEY A yard of rope Is worth balfi of sympathy to a drowning axa Western Woman Files Claim After Nearly Thirty .Years In Conttsteff Election Case. , Expenia money for a contested election case nearly 30 years old Is asked for from tbo house committee on appropriations la n bill Introduced by Representative Ferguson of New Mexico. Tbo widow of Trnnqulllo Luna, whose seat In tba Forty-eigbtcongress was successfully contested by Francisco A. Mantares, Is made tba proposed beneficiary under tba bill, which asks authority to draw 12.000, tba regular expense aum allotted by the rules of tho bouse In all contested seat cases. Tranqullio Lnna waa n delegate from the territory of New Mexico. He presented hts credentials March; 4. 1S8J, and served until March S, 1884, Mantarea, n Democrat, brought n contest and Lunn eventually resigned. No claim for expense money waa made at tbe time. It la usually tba case that old claims of this kind are referred to tha committee on claims. Very few election contest claims aa ola as this one have been filed. One of the oldest seen before the Luna claim was tbat of tha estate of n man named Lee, negro Republican from a southern state, who contested the seat of a representative named Richardson, more than 30 years ago. The bouse was Republican and tbe report of tbe elections committee favored tbe colored man. The caie attracted wide attention at the time, and came near to seating Lee. Tbe Democrat of the house final! staved off a majority vote. I tmdiec:. b - TOOK ( MEANT lands "Unite" Tease Cengraama Buttons to Censtltuant Intttsd af Onlae lata. DU PLAYED DY UNATOM. Hugh B. Fullerton wris t in arth I , tnUiltd Tht Making of lil( LtMut,r. It U tha Ihort, the Curiy, tha tht story of out of ibu greuiat ball and tha ftaarlvt Art Antenf Ebony, toll In tht United Buirt M players Variants Represented In Auby hltuarlf to Mr. Fullerton. Thli gust Body af ftalena. player was a country boy and, ol court, began to pity ibt gtmt arly. lit tfllt tht following ttory about an Whiskers, long, luxurious, languow incident of bit boyhood: eua, whiskers that begin behind tba and Bov 0 ra "Father bid a Llred mtn named Ned. a tall, quiet fellow with a pair ol gently dow tba blut eytt that termed tlatyt about chest, own as do tboan peaceful apto laugh, but teldom did. lit bad bea wblcb with ua a year, lit got drunk pork pendages father bedeck tha gonus each and after odlrally, apret art bunted him up and brought him barb billy goat, ia work. Wt aaktd him to play a 1th coming Into favor United In tba U, and bt laughed and aald he reck-If States aenato. oned be would try to play Brat baat Long whlsktro, 'paw would let him off. I fixed It with abort wbtakaro, father, and Nd played Brat barehand wbl akara that td, making catrbea and atopa that curl coyly nt tha filled na with astonishment Alto bt made lira borne rant, two Into tht anda; ebony . scarlet railroad pond and three Into the barn bout lot back of left field. Walking wblakars that evening bt told me be bad played neatly brundled, and wblakvrn point-adball profeaatooally, yet It waa not until fan shaped, baxogonaL knd aquara two yeart later that I learned he once all tbeaa art represented la that aubad been a famoua outfielder with a gust body that guides tba destinies of tbeaa United States. great team." budding coyly from tba logtaUtlvs ITCHING TERRIBLE ON LIMB chin they wavs Invitingly In tba breeia or bang still and dignified, worthy rivals of tba wblakar crop of tba It. F. D. No. i, Clarkfleld, Minn. era, when n mans mental and "My trouble waa of long Handing. It ttarted with tome amall red and yel- physical estate was Judged according low apota about the alxt of a pin bead to bis ability to bid Ails face with on my leg and every morning there hair. 8ome Daunt them to tha public waa a dry acala on top covering tht gase otters Ua them carefully about affected part and when tboae acalea tba walat and lead them Into biding were falling off tba Itching waa mora beneath aa ample vest. Boms bashthan I could atand at tlmea. Tba Brat fully do them up In curl papers before year I did not mind It ao much at It retiring each night others acorn tba waa only Itching very badly at tlmea. wtlea of sartorial art, allowing tbelr but tht 1r.c9.nd year It advanced all beards to spring unfettered from tba around my leg and the Itching waa cbln Ull they bids tha neckUe and terrible. I had to bt very careful to cling lovingly about the third button 1 hart my plothlng around the affected pf tba senatorial vest Most weird and strings of this whispart very looaa. At nlghi tlmo I often happened to acratch tba tore In my kered conglomeration Is tba hirsute alerp. Then I had to atand up. get out adornment sported by Senator Knute of bed and walk the floor till tba apcll Nelson of Wisconsin. For orlglnitllty of design, color, and tenure. It pushes waa over. Senator I bought lota of aalvea and tried Its rivals close for honors. many different klnda of medicine but Nelson wears 'em abort and thick In n effect tbat covers only without any auccesa. 1 got a caka of bo of tbe rhln. leaving cleanly shaven n Putlcura Brap and a Cutlrura Ointment and when 1 bad broad expanse from car to under tip-lnied them 1 waa nearly over the Itchgeneral appearance tha Nelson crop ing. Cut I kept on with the Cutlcura looks not unlike n wheat field recently Soap for tlx weekt and the cure waa curried with n mowing machine, save (Signed) 8. O. Gordon, tbat tbe Nelson face atubblj la white. complete." Next might be mentioned the hirsute Nov. 20,' 1913. Cutlcura Soap and Ointment eold adornments of Senator Martina of New throughout tba world. 8amp1e of oach Jersey, wblcb bang In n luxuriant free, with 82 p. Skin Cook. Address posh goatee, after the manner of southern card "Cutlcura, Dept. L, Uoston." Adv. gentlemen of the burbon strain. They scintillate and skip about as tba learnKnew What to Expect ed senator talks, and when upon oc- Husband (at WoH, good casion ha essays tba flights of cratory, lip.I m.) boma they stand forth and waggle warning-ly- , am fellowe. going you tight to a vegetarian supper. an Index to tho seething thoughts "What do you mean by that?" ask-p- within. . on of tbe company. In point of length, the whiskers of "Well, my wire aald that If I was John W. Kern, ot Indiana, might well sot at home by 10 oclock aha would be called to tbe attention of tbe public. lve me beans." Stray Stories. Tba whiskers of Senator Kern, however, are neither aggressive, bumble, No Dubious Situations. nor dlBtingue. They are tbe plebeian "Do you assimilate your food, Mrs. brand, just plain whiskers such aa faJones? ther used to grow. "No, wo don't Wa pay cash on tht Ileglnnlng from beneath the lower 1 pot" Up they fall Ilka rural columbine to a It tht mx wm. B?ltun TOXX. UTA& flPAKIfllt Money "From Home. Senator Isaac Stephenson of Wfa consln the other day took the breath away from some of the employes In the senate by showing them a draft for tl.SOO.OOO. The draft bad been sent to "Uncle Ike" In payment for timber lands sold to a Louisiana company. f This la the largest denomination of exchange that has been openly displayed In tbe senate since tbe day, many years ago, when Henry Gassa-waDavis of West Virginia, then a member of that .body, called one of his colleagues Into the cloakroom and showed him a draft for 17,000,000, which he had Just received aa the purchase price cf a railroad. y Grant Bust Moved. The marble bust of General Grant which has stood tn a corner of the office of the secretary of war for many yeart past has been transferred to a new position tn the big reception room of the war department, where there are similar busts tn marble of Secretary Stanton, General Sheridan and General Kilpatrick. A bronze bust of Stanton has replaced the Grant marble bust In the secretarys v office. The reception room Is the public showroom of the war department and contains many military treasures, whereas the secretarys office Is more like a private office where business Is transacted. Talk Fast. Congressman IT. AMets of Brooklyn Is probably able to talk faster than any one tn the house and th official stenographers will have to keep busy to stay on the Job when he is on his feet His speed is said to be about 250 words per minute! Once a Page, Representative Howard Of 'Georgia was once a page In the house of rep resentatives of Georgia. DelicaaV ttUHSTUSSTOCK. and. struck by tha beauty of tba scene, plunged bla stick into tbe ground, declaring tbat oo tbat spot a bouse must ie built for him. Tha structure which arose at bis command Is in the style of the simpler Skies chalets. For the most part It la composed of wood, and a rluinly carved balcony runs round the upper of its two floors. In Its dimensions it la not more imposing than an ordinary suburban villa, and all its appointments are of tba simplest description. Hundred of sutlers bang on the walla, both within and without, and the other principal interior mural decoration are framed prints and photographs, most of which bava some connection with tbe chase. Tb furniture ly plain and substantial. like that of a yeoman farmer. Even the room in which the emperor sleeps during hla annual autumnal visits ia hardly big enough to admit the slmjile bedstead, inehstand, and dressing table, and the chtet members of the suites be brings with him are, of course, no morey sumptuously lodged than their roastek A .corridor connects the chalet with a lurger wing, where are the kitchen, the servants rooms and the stabling. When tbe suite Is at all numerous some of Its members sleep at,two fores) era Louses one ot which Is close to tho chalet, while the other occupies a magnlA6ent site on the shores of the lovely Wherbelltn lake, about a mile dUUtnt. There is no Inclosure or garden worthy of the name to shut the chalet off from the outside world. Only a notice nnlled to the posts warns the wanderer that some of the paths In its vldnlty are "forbidden. Gut when the court is not In residence be has free acr-esto the "hunting Schlose, and may, for a small fee. Inspect all Its apartments except the bedrooms ot thu emperor and empress. Outside the chalet, on the spot where Frederic William IV. made his thrust at the ground, rises a "blld stock" (picture stick) or shrine, ou which le painted the vision of St. Hubert us, who, the legend tells, was brought Into the pattls of piety when hinting on a sacred feast day by seeing a stag with a golden cross between Its antlers. It le from this ahrine that the Schloss takes Its name. tn the, ,Mid6t of Dense Forest. Those who wish to be alone could find no more undisturbed retreat than the Schorfhelde. To the west of one can walk In a bee line for ten miles without once emerging from the forest, without seeing a single human habitation, and without, unless by rare accident, meeting a soul. On the other hand, the woods are swarming with game, and one cannot go far without encountering a herd of deer, of which some three thousand Dead are locked in this vast preserve. The animals are but little molested, and are dependent upon tbe keepers for their food In winter. A walk of less than a mile to the east brings one to Lake Wehrbellln, which Is the true charm of Hubertus stock. In proportion and contour this lovely thrx-- of water ts not unlike Y"tidirnii;re. U, too, is a "winding LODGE. profound. Indeed, the few native ot Its shores declare tbat tn places It Is unfathomable. FOR REFUGE In Bf. dkd nbSdl(d,KcidO w mm ri wt, 1 dim -! nhi fc Vwm S.A- Nd Dried THE SCHOLAR lnrdmindUAl' pm4 wl tmd Um Arm, ' Libb ,V Ixifdin. lay rihA FVm Am rim ahem LWhvl Midi, wharimriwaibwi mm m el f wnaridd wk Libby, MS Neill d Warn heita. Ca pd wt Libby. the Classics, Writer Asserts, On May Commune With the High Thoughts of tho Past because I advocate the classics they constitute a retreat. In which the spirit may commune with tb high thoughts of tha past Modern literature la modern; It concerns IP self with actual life, with our dlstra lions, our trivialities, our romance, our getting on In tbe world, with all our coarser appetites; but In tbe remote classics in that cool, tranquil, distant world, we can surrender out selves to contemplation, to meditation, to the high influences tbat always stoop to the soul's call. This remoteness of the classics affects me as my remembrance of gracious figures In my childhood. Tha people there seem to have a nobler aspect, a more goodly presence, larger sympathies, a wiser and s kinder attitude. We do not apply the lessons we learned from them directly to life, but we know that aomebow the most valuable lessons In our lives came from them. We cannot say Just what we learned, but we possess a memory of quietness, or ripeness, of wisdom of life, and we feel that to them Is due whatever gain we have made In grace and moral stature. Greek literature has a like effect upon us. The Atlantic. Constipation Vanisnes Foreve Prompt Relief Permanent CARTERS LITTLE LIVER FILLS never i faiL Purely vegetable act but gently the liver. Stop after d.nncr distr- , ess-cure indigestion, improve the complexion, bngnio! J1! T SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE. SMAUJ Genuine must bear Sign Vi . DAisY FLY KILLER SSfffJ Her Idea cf Teeth. ! n.mMlU,"' It waa a couple of days before exobMP-- A" amination time in the schools and the teacher was drilling the youngsters TWi In reviewing subjects preliminary to the teals. The subject under consideration wns physiology. "What are the various kinds ol EAIOLD SOXiai, 10 PX1 lrt teeth?" she asked. One cf the. little girls raised het pie. pniHUblx! heultlifnl. '""'.IJlJi (tfi- hand and shook It vigorously, every require,!. I Wjr iRfX All fiave cuab i in1" evidence that she was certain of the burin, i. kin exx; mil- -' ' Ill'JUil cul Afenllw-tquestion. !n of lU.thH.-hUntuu.p Bend Inn ruction. Well, what are they? , n k klMiur, k(Ml-- l, teeth teeth, " and 'Taby "And you know that wasnt right at PSRKm1 HAIR all." the little girl told her big sister a toilet after. "They were Incisors, incuspii'.ftWf5- rt ForR !"" F dors and others." 1" $io,qoo,ooom false-teeth.- eo-.n- S - Mcdect Wants of Sane Citizens. It is a remarkable fact that the vast majority of men look forward through the years of their greatest activity, not 10 a winter home In Florida or southern California, or at Cairo .w CannoB, or Nice, nor to a summer t tl(l rof'l " tlT.t,ii.RN liroilf; mmiH) uvury MH home in the Adirondacks. In Irtri Inimfdlntelv La the T1 Him Hkllf.a White mountains, among tho KPH, ' peaks of iti h fftf the Rockies or the pines of the Ster-ras- , or somewhere along the New I Blurt tlttbu H. U. KOiE, i1 I.y th England coast, but. rather, to a i .i. fortyt mu i on the outskirts, f,.r the easily ac- Auieili) Hprom n.noif1,,ir cessible to a market, where Box O, ie they &peuiultjr.U., bunion ha might crowd the accumulated expert- :08t NESTEG3Sf 0f a IlretIn into j(FlTOTIfiS " the" in, n.WlBdm liul I arc poal'Miud. Jw. U. U. HUBS. management of " chicken yard. it W. N. U, Salt Lake City, 11 - ITIi-- |