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Show WHY Aa Ordinance LEFT IS THE RING HANO QUEER THINGS ABOUT DAYS PAY ACTORS J3Y Ha Haw the Author Appeared Whan Had Just ffecoma Editer af Illuminating itatisties PAIN ALDRICH IN THE OLD FnbW ind Cuirdiuublj Roriet. THE YARD IuoMilt o UgHt Com P Moving Brought by Coneorn. acauao It la Laaa Actively Implajfit Meved by Councilman l.ar Kiclen Ratlsnt May Fasl It In Umb That Ha In lull Than tha Right, and Ring la Lata mu Amputated, r In and aacnmlcd by t'ouncilman N. I Monthly, Atantle Plata. ta Wrong Kipoatd Injury. Gardner, that: did on Whcrcaa Fork Spanish City JJ JJ,1 J I caa sao him now, sitting at Uo Bernhardt, anting H Irofaaor I'olllarJ, rturlng ( oipals sometime bahawa la a curl tha 3rd day of August, 1910, pasa an out fashion. Thera waa a soldier la round table at Oecsr'a, bolding a briar yard. Coquolln's ly at I'nlvaraliy ruling, 1iinl.in, ai ' ha thought a woman's wddlng ring onliiianra granting to A. J. Evans, London, after tha Itoer war, who com pfpa that was oftener between Ills TrM fset of her n1" "had a rouiuion origin with tha ring 8. L Chipman, W, l Hays, J. II. plained of excruciating neuralgic pwlna ten tbaa la bla mouth, and to atatlstUa talked be as curve It much In Illuminating These graphic Keeler, D. R. itccba, W. II. llrarcUm, la bla right foot. This very put on lha noaa of a lld hull; It brush of courao ,uU. a Ilka painter' light In tho control,' raptlvlty, tihmllrnco. Arthur Taylor, J. I). Dixon, II, T. mused bla friends, for ba bad lost bla ua. Ita used It rtnging or pencil, . of the plrtur eoropanlea . To which Pllomcua, writing In lha II Reynolds, John Jones, James Mdlcth, right leg. of suit In a lie quiet was dressed luatralad Nawa, czrlslnia: "Much non-ana- a J. H. I'age, Jr., G. C. Whitmore ai d Tha explanation waa that tb pain reb below furnished ihem was said to to ha In tha trunks of thoea tweeds, lha sobriety of which wss Tha ring ran never hv Ini' G. A. Hone, n franchise and happened of right scarf crimson gs'" t which bad aent branches to lieved by a Booing pltad anything of lha aort; fur, aa for tha ronatruetim of an electric nerves, ered al tha nerk by an antique ring "h' t0 tha foot. That rtl fart. It often uaad to ha given In tbla way It railroad on and over certain street in Sometimes a putleut tomes to a II was partial to crimson In those the yard la no now Idea, although brurouotry by tha brlda to lha brlda with complexion bla doctor complaining of pain la tha days, and It became not generally elated groom, aa wall aa vice varan, aa It la Sranlsh Fork City; and An evening s enterWbercaathe time provided in said kaea, and ha Is greatly surprised when and tba light curia apostropblxed by tal frankness. aim In Germany, conand lata Wa parted Tha raal raaaon lha wadding ring la ordinance for the completion of said tha doctor tails him that tha alts of llsyard Taylor. tainment" has to !( a tertaln It U worn on lha laft hand la that thla la electric road waa three yrare from ite tha affection la not tha knee, but tba In a merry mood, tha young fellows ventional number of nilnulea or B ba to Wa are all familiar with tha among ua gbuylng In the new friend "not worth the money. laaa arllval) employed than lha right, acceptance; and hip, susve, and so at be cut Into a conventional number or so which ao waa who blade shoulder under tha wlity. and lharafora a ring on that band la Whereas the said A. J. Kvans rt al pala with a frnttvt fo our amMllonn anl Mplr laaa ripoaad to Injury. In lha piece and adorned were unable to proceed w ith the run ronies from an afflicted llvar. Aldrlth bad Jut kind embroidery. Tb ronventlonal Moffotir. raa Ha rum ritual of Kngland lha ring tfon. Tha too, pain produce of stomach, aabi road by reason of the struction of At tha of editorship tha the on to A .tage a good dlsor i atiorttdad waa placed upon lha brlde'a be la many parts of tba body. right or "atar" has lo In other words, he the band. It la a relic of tha rualoio, fart that they were unable to obtain dered stomach will give ua pain asjtantle Mon'hiy. and hope arose time; of portion oum-he- r which dalca buck lo lha darknaaa of from Malt l.ake City franchise within far away aa tha head, and, when ona possible advantages lying for young or abo must contribute a certain wry per gets a cramp In bla toe, It la often duo authors In that direction, of yards of acting ntlqully, of tha bridegroom giving the limits of said Malt lake City; and Whereas by reason of said failure to to acidity of tha stomach. Swallow a "I'll have sn elegy ready for him be- forinance or the public will go where the brlda ornanirnta of gold and fore breakfast, end try to gel ahead ut they can get more (t iff for then aa lahac d'd when ha wedded obtain said franchise the said A. J. pinch of soda and tha enmp will Edgar." sold Frank Maltua. referring money. Evans and Harah, were unable to the light went ,no',' Aa aching tooth will produce neural to Edgar Fawcett, Bernhardt get U. ffon finance their road; and we dispersed. and out In Oscar's than In often and tha gto face, very pains people picture lug Whcreaa said franchise from Malt a violent pain at tha back of tba bead on tha following morning ba came to HIS THEORIES ON WEATHER I ake one tenth aa much. 1 uut. also, City has now been obtained ami a la dua to tho faraway kidneys, which m. dissembling sn air of despondency about la a good,' concrete Illustration of the contract entered Into with certain ur themselves may suffer no beaten ns n'l. no Edgar's "It's at tba ut. pala market tendencies which at deplore What 6a May Algernon Caplalna tics of Malt luike City for the building Uma. II rhlpped a car load to the All t.tlc In theory and encourage In practice peeled After tha Earth Ceta of said railroad; and -by the faet frelxht before dayllg it" throughout our own theatrical season. Hat Up." , a per Invoice, eonnela. ten bales: trl I'ubllc demand, after all, determines Whereas the time limit in the afore iAc:.--e vr N Ta ballads rd rondeaux, three the 0 clots, p.n Yo' cayn" 'fiee' no aland In' we'der, sab! franchise granted by said HpanUh prices if not the values of the In J'nles; rove's and short stories, twenhave a gio.i fna. Mo'oriets l doe ork is insufficient to trlcal commodltlea Just City rah," raid Algernon, aa Mr. Topfloor complete store three w'in n- - nf ty too In fifteen crates." Bookman. In other Industrie. If we can be Inyear.. fame In drenched after an experience said road. ili.it 'he most tvs ill fill A'll'ie r.i lt duced to pay most for the tinsel and with lha weather the other evening, i Therefore be it resolved hy the City ronneciing th l.ik o ih highly-colore"till a'er da full moon In May." paate, for the shoddy and tho Council of MpanUh Fork City that the :ha Medilf rrancsn will be open. Tha to put fair Is It cotton. ."So It acemx," replied Mr. TopSoor time for completing said road shall he IMITATION hardly THOUGHT IT WAS .raffle th. neitel wlP, ir aa dryly aa ha could under the rlrcum exte-aleblame on tbe managers. To th all to iHfember 1, IMS, f the greitest benrfft lu many of tba atancea. us one of the elasslral expressions of Ions trtrersed. the luesmi po'erir Barney Walter Was Fond of Jokes, Passed the Council eg of hy City MpanUh mans "Wile da'a all dee flyln clouda modern Rialto, theatrical our Bed Hla But Rooster Under ork Cl'. this 7th day of Mepte mlier, ind solitude of whlcu will be cuisld-trablhealth." their It for "In not are round, der'a li'bla to be win an rain gera re.Peved by the new activity Waa Too Much. F. M. M.VEI.L enh. Sometime da win' git bchin' a A. I), it 12. nt reduced In their midst. Mom of bunch ob dem clouda an' blow- 'em all siayor of Spanish Fork City hem are already pathetically looking Barney Weller wsa about the waa JOHM T. MORGAN, otah. an el'der dry tu'nx lo rain or forward to a golden ere. Th Queen. fellow you ever aa. He Definition ef t Beau. elaa It Jea win', flut afer de full Recorder City always making people laugh by play" moon In May de yarth git he! up A beau Is one who arrange bla State of Utah, County of Utah, aa; be up and put ing Jokes on somebody, curled locks gracefully, who ever "fly what?" naked Mr. Topfloor ahlv-rin- g Woman ecca of LJ:Ler-en- . I. John T. Morgan, city recorder in a gam on a victim every day In tbo of balms er.d . cinnamon, smells a at of b!g In Mrs. was Ibnrarlwia. Fork Counand Ho Chicago Mary Gregory fir Spanish week. City, Utah . . who bums th si ngs of tbo Nile nnd "Hy de sun. sh. It's moa In Hsi. ... to'N'by certify that Me., la the flrt womaj to have rhvge hotel on one occasion when the butt Cadiz, who throws hi i sleek arms Into elemen by dat lime, 'way roun by da i is She revengo a of of luuberuen. the gang Jokes aonght of his ono of shove and foregoing I a true and 'guator. Down 8ouf. w'ere I cornea mother of six iblldrtu and until s by securing a live rooster anJ tying various attitudes, who Idles away tbe f'om. dey aaya w'en da aun g't 'roun , correct copy of a resolution pasmil by few mouths whole day among the chiirs of Mie of tt under Burney' bed at filgbt.. tgi 'IJ forall athe wro' 33 dere It complete a cycle. W'nt'a n the City Council of SpMtiinh Fork I'itv, who Is ever whbperlrt In some ladles, tbo nnd caring gmg At three o'clock la the morning cooking, who read !!:t'e blllctdoux one's cycle.' eah? Well, dl de way I 'eptalne Utah, on the 7th day of September, wooil-ouri- i ear, tccldcs her own 'etultv. rooster turned up for hla first vocal i II: W'en I takes de debater up an A. !. 1111. In witne whereof I have from tbia and th.it. and writes quarter ld shrill she bad a out that (till ninny election and le' long, finding den takes It, down, dat complete da hereunto ect of j them tn return; who avoids ruffling hands, the sppllrd lor crow. tny hand and the official hours on The secon I pcrfoirin' cycle. Rut. eah." as tha dripping Mr seal o Mjmnish Fork City this 7th Mho toon thla kind Waa too nnuh for the humor-- 1 bla dress by contact with bla neighday of work as w nodihcpper. with whom Topfloor stepped off the elevator, "ef h lit- Ut. A.LU9I& JOHN T. MORGAN, preved here!f such an expert He dres'ed himself hast ly and i bor's aleevc. who knows yo llbes. an I hopes yo' may. I gwlna Sept. j everybody Is In love; who flutters from a week r and that clerk. ftw eswcr to re the rushed down night igo City Recorder of Mpmifh Fork City. exacttell yo' mo 1001 dat." "Give tne my bP.!" he sold fierce-- 1 feast to feast; who can recount (he pitted Inr'clf igilnst the lest two nen of the rerp. Mhe not cnly ly. "Put going to git out of this j ly tbe pedlgreo of Iilrplnus. Wbat do j ru tell me, is this a beau, Cotilua? did nrre work thin elher of them, place!" , Then a beau, Cotilua, Is a very trifling k.dtor h Misfortune. ,! CARIBOU 13 FASTEST RUNNER Imt mote thin both i tier li was what me the tell "But jdeaae . . Tba editor of tha Walton New Is soon efler tl.U thit tfe corner of trouble ! la," sugsested the night thing. confined to hia bed.. Ua la In perfect Main ' ' nppolnttd ho.- loa eerk; Woodsman Telia of Sselng the pimltr health, but hla washerwoman got care of ere cf his large! gir.gx of luut "Tb.it don't matter," aald Weller Greyhound Left Behind by less and let a cow eat up hla other nor-- , en. Herd ef Four. "I'm gohg to get out of ngrlly. Star Elberton (Ga.) blrt recently. tiHiutir ailIniri it.t'mmorit, um.1 l t umiur I t ikui, k.niia 1 I H uf I ill Mm H. I rcditufk r,,Muf yuui. . ",l Sill Ton. kill lire .,.1 eVu,,, rnion uorki hi Vr"'1" (or. I.U K (.1,1, teru,s V (AMk-siIkl0lr. IIIMAS. A, II Luk, " M Ml lin-plla- A lv A,,UUMllfmu,f'tju k1iiiiouiruk,f ol nr.t puitluaiion, Mu . ivij f. jr Ik limirlct Court o ( (nurib JuUi.i.i ' n SL,l'K; pWil,!, in lie (minis of ller lie e Sultvm to t.'rotliiors ( minor kill .ieMK, I eloiitM kith m tiioir oik,. lu Mis UMin-riiMIk MMI-- M C...k, l ink touiiijf, Nkle or on or imiiiio Mum k oak. ivu, IktU-Mk( via iimz j ' 7" fb ' tn, I.Al,kN lt.M..N. WII.I.UH Allorneir lor Klrrklii Ktui'rA. CAAKY BUNNY BEAT an-rlan- l THE MOTOR CAR Rabbit Ran Be Fast the Chauffauf Had to Speed to Koap Him In Bight all-ve- r, Tbe scene waa on the road to Point lllumlnatlone were furnished by tbe moon and atari. Besides tha rabbit and the auto there were oa man and two girls, also a chauffeur. Tbe big automobile was speeding along the highway, sending Ua white light ahead, when suddenly right across tbe path of the rays from tba bead lamps shot a young rabbit. Tba chauffeur aluckened 'speed, hating to hurt tho little creature, and then tba rabbit bopped back Into the center of the road again, gave one look Into tba blinding glare of tbe lamps and atart-ethe race. Straight down tho centeV of tbe smooth, white highway he shot on ahead of the car. and the chauffeur speeded up a hit Just to see how faet the race waa going to be, but he could not catch tbe rabbit, not by ten feel That little crltter'a feet went so fart there did nol aem to be any there, and Just a speck where the long ears bobbed with tho motion or his lit:! body and a brown blur of balr. And still he ran, on and on, keeping hla dlatanre ahead of the big machine aa It the light bad hypnotized him and he could not stop, while bihind In th car big, lazy pursuers laughed and watched nnd begged the chauffeur not to run him down. There waa 'no such . Place, ssa-ieiut- c tliwi li igwr tur (Milker lulut maiitii,. , d d y - fun-otc- I chance. hr The rabbit was too quick. When ba waa tired of the sport he hopped to one side of the road aa the car went tiny head and by, tipped up hi winked out of one pink eye aa ha looked at tbe apeeder and Ita occupants with a quizzical rurve of hi little mouth. Toledo Blade. . , , In Main It la contended that th Membership. Hlsa Has Many Meanings. can outrun any other animal. caribou "This man who tamely allowed bins The hlis die nut always mean dim to on of the According testimony elf to ba put Into tho Ananias club and reprobation. In Japan It Haaure woodsman, caribou left bctdnd a greyt fear ha must ba a hopeless hound that had been matched against mums delight. In West Africa th hiss denotes astonishment. The Basuj "No. Hla passive attitude show them. In' hlsa In sign of cordial agreement, A ; succeeded the guide starting that ba Isn't ao much a falsifier aa a the Kabyles of northern Africa Among aome herd caribou a after of t j dog mollycoddle." . four standing like statues on the Ice of 'he hiss denotes satisfaction, CASH PAID I OK HARIhY one of the big ponds In the region AND WHEAT AT THE NEBO along the west branch of the Ienob-- '' J falsi-Her.- -' L D. S. CONFERENCE get out quirk!" ire and,least." the "At Missel J J - ' clerk, "let the matter with the begg-- d ua know wbat Is hotel before you go." "Well," exploded Weller, "there'e a crazy fool next door to me who thinks thla place le a henhouse. IJe'e spent the last two hours trying to Imitate a rooster." Fopular Magazine. OCTOBF.R 4lh,5th and 6th UTAH STATE FAIR .SEPTEMBER 30th to OCTOBER 5th SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH Two Ladies' Relief I cot IMPLEMENT CO. i ! ' Wells T. Brockbank D. D. S. ' j DEMIST j Office Farmer Co-o- Building i Thone 144 E N.Carlquidt, Mgr. Rhone 108-- d CARLQUIST & CO. UNDERTAKERS-EMBALM-ERS We carry a complete line of Orders taken for cut caskets. flowers. I Daily the caribou trots. Instead of running, like most other wild animals. In the present rase there had been a plentiful fall of snow, a rain which had formed a thick crust, and then an-- , other fall of snow, all of which const! tuted the very finest surface whereon to hold a race of thla description. When the greyhound was loosed Ita owner confidently expected that it would outrun the caribou. When the caribou woke up and h't their pare It was a sight to see them. They did not appear to be proceeding with much speed, but. as the hound drew up on them they tncreasod their Now, Trains Davis and Morgan Opposite Post Office Sph.Fork on Conference Special Real Estate Agents We Buy and Sell Real Estate Call and List Your Property Aik For One Week we offer the best grade Canvas Gloves at 5 c per pair DAHLE BROS Eu-rop- p, dear. Western Child that where erty I burled? Puck. Is Lib- ber3 $2.25 FOR Return Limit Oct THE ROUND TRIP 12 $2.25 . tickets, etesee C.C. Jensen, aent, or apply to T. C PECK. J. H- - W. IE LEE, T.P.A. MANDERFIELD. A. G. P. A Salt Lake City, Utah C-.P.- DENVER & RIO GRANDE EXCURSIONS Paint Your Own Carriage to SALT LAKE CITY for National Irrigation Congress Utah State Fair and Races L. D. S. Fall Conference Relief and Primary Association You can do it yourself and at little expense. It's easy to give it a beautiful, hard, brilliant, varnish-glofinish in black or rich appropriate colors. ss ACME QUAUTY CARRIAGE PAINT (Neal's) Job. Out of tha Mouths of Baba. Western Child (returning from Hurteited with monuments and many tomle) Mamma, what'e that? Mother The statue of Liberty, On Sale Sept. 30 to Oct. 6, inc. Route rost. Proof of Riches. Patience They aay he waa lek on the train. Indeed? What waa the Patrle matter?Oh, he ate too much In a dining car. Oh! Ia be aa rloh aa that?" Sept. 30-Octo- Tor information, Lake Filling the Houaa. Tbe theatrical man Juat In off tbe road waa recounting to the New York manager hla qualiflcatlona for a box the Congress 3 FROM SPANISH FORK, UTAH Salt The hound wa doing hie very best, but made no headway against the caribou at all. The dog stuck to It with courage, but before It was half way across the pond the cartb.iu had reached the other aide and disappear ed In the woods. "I don't see that you are any better than a dozen other men I can take my pick frern." aald the manager. "You any you can sell ticket. So can they. Nobody can sell ticket If people don't cctnc to buy." "No, they cant." said tbe man, "but I have the kunck of seating people o an audience of 60 people will look like 400, nnd the house will never look empty. There's a good deal In that," said the mr.;.rger, and ,he gavev tbe map For Tickets 7 2-- SPECIAL RATE TICKETS via pace. office Oct. Watch for Notice 4 Calls Answered at Any Time Night or Day. Primary Association J ' National Irrigation is made especially to give to buggies, carriages and vehicles of all kinds, a tough, durable, glossy finish that will look well and wear well. An ideal finish for settees, flower stands, porch furniture, garden tools and all surfaces that must withstand exposure and hard usage. Ready to brush on and the label tells how. b. j. ei im OHE SINGLE FARE F0R IQIIMD TRIP a" WWftfTf Fr.fa:kCv O.t S,ilvef City, Sept 29 (o ' Paint and Wallpaper Company in Utah' Sept. (or an Sept. 29 to Oct. 6. Heber branches, lllCT 29 to'St. tur&ula,sra U'ah CUn'V F.A.WadleighG.P.A. Denver 0'n,s' 5ee a4enl I.A.Benton,G.A.P.D. Salt Lake |