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Show K THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, JANUARY 30, 1921. The Fable of Springfields Fairest Floyoer and Lonesome Agnes Who Was Crafty Announcing the Opening of Salt Lake City Store SHERWIN-WILLIAM- S By GEORGE ADE Girl who waa being Springfield had Courted bjr a Syndicate. She waa the Girl who took First Rrtxe at the Business (Men's Carnival. When the Sunday Paper ran a whole Page of Typical Belles she had the Place of Honor. U a Stranger from some larger Town wa there. on a. Vlalt aniLit heeame neiir. essary to- Knock his Eye out and prove to him that Springfield was strictly There, they took him up to call on Masle. Masle never failed to Bowl him over, for she was a Dream of Loveliness when she got Info her O'ad Raiment. Masle had large mesmeric Eyes and a Completion that was like Chaste Marble kissed by the Rosy Flush of Bawn. She carried plenty of Brown Hair that she used modestly to conceal her ears. When she sat very straight on the edge of the Chair, with the queenly. tilt of the Chin - 11 from the Pearl of Springfield, tried to be Cheerful and Keep her Hammer hidden, although goodness knows she had reason to feel Put Out. It Is Hard Lines tor a Sociable Girl to sit around the house and practice Finger Movements on the Plano and see everything Lighted Up across the Street Agnes felt sometimes as If she would Ust have to Vp and Tell the Boys what old Thing this a deceitful, Masle really waa But she knew better than to do It, for Masle had all of them Zissy and they would have said that Agnes waa Peeved because of M axle's Pop, ularity. Agnes understood that Men always show a Strang Preference for a Feather Headed Girl. If she has the Looks and a Cabaret Style, and particularly If all the sedate, weft read, plain. Intellectual Girls Line of To-SelLtheJCom- pIete two-fac- rrr .r:r .Seven of the huge plants d.evoted exclusively to the manufacture of nishes, Dyestuffs, ' JL Pigments, One evening he stopped her - tight in the middle of an and the Shoulders set back Proudly and the Scant Skirt sort of helping the General outline, ahe was certainly a Pleasing to slse Up, - -- -Object Masle had such a Kush of Men Callers that the S. fft. O. sign was out almost every night, and when the Weather per- -, mttted she had Overflew Meetings on the are trying to Close Up ahead or her, so as to throw her Into a Pocket. So long as Maple was the Reigning Fad, and while Msxies FYont Room was the Mecca for Golf Players and Glee Club Undergraduates, Agnes sat back, a trifle Forlorn, but not so Rattled that she took of Queering her own Game. any Chances ...i-.- t 'A 4 . - mr.cr, , ,' PQ'sh at Malle t . Home that the Late Comers could notgbf iipto within Rubbering Distance of the celebrated Blren of Springfield, and It was too Early to go Home, one or two of the Young Men would drift over to pay at little Attention to Antes. Here waa the chance tor Agnes to make the Mistake of her Life. acktKS them TPRieyiiad1 Est sho- been to see MaU first, and ahe never made any of thaea earcaatie Cracks about being Becond Choice. She received them with the long Hand Clasp and the Friendly Smile and threw herself to Entertain them, wotting veell that now and then a Girl must pocket her Pride and ahe Laughs Best who postpones her Laughing until after the Banns hava bean Published. Instead of seeking to undermine the Uncrowned Queen of Springfield and put the Skids under her. ahe lauded Meale to the Skies. She asked the Boys f they did hot think that Masle waa a Dashing Beauty and by far the Swelleit In Town, and was It any Wonder that the whole Crowd waa Dippy about her. When she talked like that Beaux who had been getting the gleaming Cold Shoulder from Masle were Inclined to Demur and aay that Mails was unquestionably an Artist on tils Maka-U- p and a Caution when It came to Coquettish Wiles, but there were Others just as Slick. . In this Town Of Springfield there was a Steady Young Fellow who wrote Junior after hie Name, and was Prospective Heir to an Iron Foundry. He was Nuts about Masle tor quite a Bpell, but when he went up to see her and try to make It worth her Time to look him over, the Door-Be- ll kept ringing, and he found that Instead of Conducting a Courtship he was simply tatting In on a Series of Ma So he dropped out of the Meetings. Competition end took to ealllng on Agnes. and found that he was the Whole Catoodle. She treated Mm Kindly and never disagreed with him except on one Point. Whenever he would say that Mails was getting the Big Heed and put on too many Lugs to suit him, and had been Spoiled by having so many on her Staff at ont tlmo, Agnes would stick up for hsr Friend, and say that shs could hardly blame any Man tor giving In to tho Superlative Charms of On who had the Talmedge Girls set back a Mile. She kept that Talk going until he wad rood and ttTed of having Masle at him. One Evening he stopped her right In the middle of an Kulogtum and suggested that they let up on the Mails toplo and talk about Themselves for a while. And, although she Protested, he convinced her that shs was worth a Ten Aero Field full of Masted , Bo they were Married and went to Niagara Falla and cams Homs and still Ms sle remained Single. She was supposed to be several notches too High Up tor any One Man In Bprtng-fielAfter getting auch Job Lots of Adulation and having St least six pulsatCourtiers ing kneeling on her tyf Pillows every Evening It would have been n a Tame for her to splico up with ono lono Business Man and settls down to n dull Exlstenos In soma Apartment Houaa So It cams about that there wad n Gen eral Impression In Springfield that Masle was the Unattalneble, She was n kind of Pubtio Character to be Idolised, but not removed from the Pedestal. The discouraged Suitors fell away ono by ono and married the ordinary Olris who wars Willing to Play Fair and not keep tho with Applicants dangling. Mails took a new Generation and seemed to upoellrvs that she could reign Forever, the sAno as the Elfin Queen In tho Fairy Tale. But tho Toach Crops corns and go. After a few Years Metis's Door-Bedid not Tingle with Ita whilom frequency, nd right down the Street there waa a Beventeen-Yesr-Oldwho had shot up out of Preaaea like a Willow Sprout, end It wa her Picture that went Into the Special Illustrated Edition as Spring-field- 's Falreet Daughter. Maxlo raw that tha Vernal Reason had passed and the Harvest Time waa at Hand, ao the decided to chop tha Philandering and pick ono for Keepa. But when she began to enenuraga the Eitgl-hir- e they took It to meen that aha wet prolonging tho earns old String Game. The $Ien who knew that she had turned down at leat Fifty figured that there wswxw? pnewtWe h sera foe therm nrrtbec waia otej. FCitid tjaAn '(yvt Commuting themselves. Besides, Meale bed been handed around hr ao many that ahe waa beginning to bo Graded a a Second Hand, and then- - was not tha tame keen Anxiety to capture her that there "BTghf''ooss;fheKtrMVYrom 'VUitifu' - Masle there lived a Girl named Agnes, who was Fair to Middling, although she ' could not Jass within taenty Seconds of Masie's regular Gait. Sometimes when she happened to get the right Combination of Colors and wore a Veil and you - did not get too Close, she was not Half trtrl -- a sodVas r n r gut ' ftt tii'fff e ' i''"''''-Bat,same Picture with Masle, the Man W . Charmer, she was faded to a Gray Bleach. All the plain, everyday XX Springfield XJlrls, designed for Family Vse ana not for Exhibition Purposes, vused to wish that Maxi would go sway somewhere and ' forget to come back. The Other Girls had to Admit ' that Masle was a good deal of a Tangerine, but they did not Enthuse the same as their Brothers did. - You cannot expect a lot of Spirited Girls to strlks s Chord In G and sing any Anthem of Praise to sFrier. who Is trying to make Wall Flowers of them. When some Poor Man a ho was off his Dip on Matchless Masto, the Sprite of Springfield, would start a Rhapsody to Some Other Girl, the Other Giri would aay Yes, that Masle was a Sweet and Lovely Girl but when She eald It she would look as If she had just tasted a Lemon. But Agnes, who lived across the Street ne-v'- ding-dong- V Feet Pain? TRY NEW INVENTION FREE Foot sufferers to avoid grief, pain and waste of money, seeking relief and permanent correction must go back to the laws of Nature regarding feet. 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POCATELLO, Idaho, Jan. H. Herbert Ot Horatey had been appointed ax jutleo tho peaoe In Caribou county by tho to MI tho vncancy rauoed by tho reelgnatlon or George Harrleon. The commlaelonero alao voted In fever of granting tha Bear Lake County Ldveetoek of company a refund of lino onforaccount a longer tho company being aeeeeeed time than It had livestock In the County. g On account of tho oourthoueo fund the board transferred depleted, $6342.04 from the current expense fund to the courthouse fund to meet tome of the bUla agalnet tho oourthoueo at thl Special bo-In- UEectricaI Contractor Frank McLaughlin waa given a contract to Inttall a com- Ipect.l t Tk Trlbus. POCATELLO, Idaho, Jan. II. Doaena of proteets are going to Boles against tha proposal to change tho tuberculosis hospital fund to tho credit of tha state Insane asylums. Governor Davis and the state affair committee of the senate are Mid to be In favor of the move and arc receiving strong criticism here. The Bannock county chapter of tha Red Crosa. the community council, other organisations and many Individuals are proagainst the loss of tha sanatoria testing were authorised at the last session which of the legislator. There are no pnvata In sanatoria ths atate and tha statistic how that there ar more than 204 death annually In th stat from this disease. the courthouse plete telephone eyetem Inaleo wa author-lac- d for the sum of $4. He PROJiCT TAKtN OVER. to complete tho electrical wiring of Special tn Tlis Tribes, j of nun IU. tho baaoment for tho Idaho! Jaff. Th RHOSHGNK, board of director of th Big Wood River Reservoir and Canal company, which I Social tha title of th wster users' operating Cross company of th Idaho Irrigation lands, Employed by. has accepted the project from the Idaho Irrigation company, for the purpose of tpeelal I Tb Tribe.. and maintenance. This board . The operation FOCATEUA Idaho, Jan. has fixed th maintenance char for ih American Rad Cro.e chapter of Bannock coming season at It. II an acra, and Caribou counties I elated over the of which la payable April I and the balannouncement from .Assistant Division ance October 1. It aleo has employed Chairman R. R. Arne of Beattie that Miss John Badley as manager for the opera Elisabeth Hlsiop of CMraao, a trained tlon. , aoetal worker, hao wired her acceptance of tha proposition offered by the local FORTBMEN ENJOY BANQUET. chapter and will arrive In Pocatello FebIpecl.l t Tk. Trlbuse. ruary f lo begin her duties aa aortal n Th DELTA. Jen. and welfare director of this chapclub and th Delta Gun clqb held ter. Sugar "' Rd'Cmt-MVaAof tho hKhijuer 't'tb"Ttnrir hotel Ural nl;ht !y MMesttne fiteivt t Wikivbf' WwijsUdi'adAtl ,ivV (ewdl lull atsoi tt we tlemtUi, berk a of thqsclub. The banquet wa and social an worker amtatant employ stenographer to assist In the offle work. given by th Sugar club member aa an Tha county will b Included In tha worit acknowledgment of tha victory of th of tha aortal worker, and an excellent beltans In the recent rabbit bunting conwork la being test program for ' trained Worker Red !. two-thir- aec-rata- Utah-Idnh- 2' CITY Famous Photoplay Will Be Seen at. Salt Lake Thea- 'Papes Cold Compound . Instant Relief! Quit blowing is Quickest Relief Known Dont stav stuffed-up- ! nosa running; relieve headache, dullA ness, fevaiuhnesa, anaexing. and auufrllnRl dose of i I'apea Cold Compound' the Papeg Cold Compound taken every two hours until three doeeg quickest, iure.it, relief known and eosta aro taken uiually break i any cold right only a few cent at drug stores. It act One hardly realises In seeing tha D. W. up- without aasistanoe. Tastes mca. Con-- , Tha first dosa opens clogged up nos- tains no quinine. Insist upon Tapes.' Down Bast" Griffith plctura, ."Way trils and air passages of ncad; itopt which comes to th Selt Lake theater (Advertisement,) 1. for, on Monday evening, February week, that only a corps ot Intrepid camto positions of vantage and at once set (water Cox; W. If. Willett baa sold tho era men could have mad possible tn up camera Shoshone bakery to Uua Korea and Jacg No tlm waa t h lost and the pho- Jackeon, who will continue the taking ot tho wonderful Scene of th wsr on their worn under th firm name ot Knros A Jackeon. Intent tographer breaking up of th Ice gorg and of th that thry never noticed th breaking th Bhoahon Steam laundry, owned bv plight of Anna Moor aa, on an let floe, awav of th. Ic on which they wer Matt MrFWIl, baa been leased to Fooa-tell- o Two Instances of this kind standing. who will open it for business men, ah rifted rapidly to aeomlngly were noted by people on th hrlitu How- February I. The laundry ha stood Id! doom. ever, the men at tha cmer crank were two years. Lillian Utah really waa In great danger game and kept on turning. A bend In the rlrr sufficed to bring the flo near at th moment when th waa readied shore DONATION OF 11000 MADE. and then lb- -r a acurrvtng falla th Rluhard Barthelmees. from and a ru.h that did not end until man Special to Tka Trtbaa. by mat hint war on almre. Th local BIIOSHONR, Idaho, Jan. and If anyone had failed to "function" and has been a matter of conjecture es chapter of tha Red lroaa, at Us meetln,. properly, there might have been a real toIt the method pursued In to Slew tho m 1 photographTuesday, voted lo donate tragedy to reoord Instead of the mimic Miss l'h and Richard Rftrthelme. mortal fund of th Week-Yddrama Of a hrokeo life, healed by love, ing In r pot. vise-- t tin as elwwn In Way Down Eaet" on Ih at tha brink of th fa'le Fbr this n American Iveglon, to b now great preparations wra made th memorial building being planned screen. Of enure, hid the camera men (lertaklng first vou-to waa and the to thing neceasary Ilia th meeting lesion. 'o failed th entire arena would be a fail- make a by resting place for cameras. Be- offer th eervlits of It rttemhei to aew ure, for th actor would purely not have low th falls was of a or ( th logs flimsy bridge for needy ftmllxa peraone tempted fate again by reensciment of tn erected front rock to nx.lt and on title. In teen. a precarious situation, th camera mn It was at Whit River Junction In Ver- turned the reel until the last foot of flint n Operatlea. How to Avoid mont that th acenes on the river were had been utuieed Their wa not a Vow Gish At first, as !! to kno you It surprise photographed. might wllh was but It eervica, fraught started down stream on nq lea floe, It many peopl hat been oparetnd on required Iron nrrv, wa possible for the camrr,,rtien stAnfli danger endi C'in aaui u,ra jtaiMwidda,Apl-3T T" lee Jl her a ti,r berit fng btt a XruJifp .to, g, t ,pg,d'. f ', He 'K a tdckootb on httiuiffit tll c,., 'are .tttticip'htn-tliUiJae ti f . laks (hamberlalns Taii-- i. ,auon. oncoming human f core so Pathetic aperial to the mass of floating Ic. Then Thi last emit need'd and keep your boa! re,, RHORHONU, Idaho. Jan. J among the of getting 'Vlos there we necessity week notes tbrea buelneaa changss In lar and you n my avoid an opciatlon A and eome of th men wllh cam- Rhoshnn Yoi, I. 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