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Show X TUESDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 14,' 1920. TILE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, Ofoi.faktpilmnf. hm4 Imr i Vormtat by THba PrtUrtlng CntP7. TSRMS Of BrPSCBIPTlOH : Is t7tX. Id.h. Krvada Hod W xomUf gH Uki -A IWfly U Bally and I 1 gaadar.. ma Biwth., yr..,,. .... to. Klwwbeiw la V. 0. I 1.2 Bally and iaaday. par woats. . l iy Trlboae, oaa city Jba Tribaaa la a ula la every importaat Reader may aacertalB la ths Halted Staler. areata la any city by telephoning tbla offl.ee. Xfct Tribune U a nmbf of the Prwte exclusively M Mm, t Tfae Associate the oe for repubUrttioa of all saw titled to It r t otherwise credlicpatrbe credited ited la thU paper, aad alae the local lews published bereia The Tribooo la a aianbar of tbo Audit Bureau f ClrmUHoo. Uformattoa coacentlnr Tha will bo oappUed by the Audit Bureau of Circulation, Venetian bldg., Chics fQs Tha 8. C, Beckwith Special Afeacy, aole eaat em Advertising ayent, World bldg., New Tork; Trlbuae bldg., Chicago; Poat Diapatch bldg., 8t. Louis; Ford bldg., Detroit. Mich.: Bryant bldg.. Jkanme City. Mo. W. R. Baranger Co.. Pacific Coast repreaentative, Sxarolner bldg.. Baa Fraoclaco; Title Insurance bldg.', Ui An aelee; Post I o tel I i fencer bldg., Seattle. ' Telephone Wasatch 890, When you fail to get your Tribune telephone the city circulation department before 10 o'clock a. m. and a copy will be aent yon by messenger. Watered at the postoffice at Balt Lake City a eeceed class matter. 1 j Tuesday, December 14, 1920. THE JOHNSON BILL i Johnson immigration bill has passed the lower, house . of congress. The Mann amendment, under which the bar. will be let down at the end of twelve months from the time the measure becomes a law, remained in the measure when it was put through. The bill now goes to the senate; where It is expeetad to meet with a considerable amount of opposition and where it may fail when put to a vote. Good arguments can be advanced on both sides of the immigration question, but it is undoubtedly true that a majority of the citizens of the United States are la.fa.vot .flif parting all .glasses, of immigrants from the shires of America until conditions become stabilized and newcomers canfee supplied with work. .To admit vast hordes of foreign laborers daring the present period of industrial depression woul be criminal folly. The Johnson measure was framed for the purpose of stopping the Influx. It is no doubt true that some of the Europeans who sr making preparations to corns to this ebubtry would make citizens, but it is good, also true that many others would become public charges under existing There is no way of finding until after admisent who's who sion. The Johnson bill proposes to keep all of them out until some method of separating the sheep from the goats is devised. The fact that the federation of Labor desires to stop immigration and tha further fact that eome of the eaptains of industry insist that the importation of more foreign workingmen would be a good thing should not carry too much wdlght with the senators. Their judgment should be rendered in accordance with the opinion of the rank and fils and be based upon the common welfare. Naturally, the debate in the aenate will attract a great amount of interest. Tb FRENCH CROPS INCREASE. f I i Official anaouacement by no less an authority than the French commission in the United States is that the devastated regions of France will be able this year to feed themselves for the first time since 1914. Credit for this highly gratifying state of affairs is given to the French peasant in recultivating his fields and to the favorable influence of the season just ended. Figures issued by the Office de Reconstitution Agricole show that the 1920 crop of cereals wheat, barley, rye and oats will be 11,578,000 quintals, as compared with 20,500,000 quintals before the irv A quintal is equal to 220.46 pounds. Of this yield, the wheat erJ alone ie close to 4,000,000 quintals, while tbs oats crop is more than 6,500,000 quintals. The beet crop will total 14,427,000 quintals and the potato crop 5,570,000 quintals, making a gTtnd total of close to 20,000,000 quintals for these products, or almost 4,000,000 quintals mors than before the I ' j t -- ' wr. Not oaly the quantity, but also the 1920 crop, has been excellent, the yield per acre being unusually heavy. ' ' Throughout tbs agricultural sections of the devastated regions in November hugs stocks of unthreshed wheat were to be seen in every direction, while field after field of beets was waiting to be harvested. The results accomplished since the armistice in agricultural reconstruction in the area under consideration are indicated by thee facts: Of 1,757,777 hectares to be reconditioned two years ago, 1,619,902 hectares had been leveled off and cleared of debris by September 1 last, while on the same date 1,197,704 hectares had received their first plowing. The importance of these figures is still further emphasized by the fact that mors than 100,000 hec- tares are In such condition that they probably never again can be cultivated. A heel are is tbs equivalent of 2.47 acres. Tbs total arcs sown in cereals during the 1920 season was 714,442 hectares, which is 60 per cent of the area in the north sown in cereals before the war. As for beets, potatoes and other such products, the total ar-- a town dur-- ) 'ing the 1920 season was 245,136 hectares, making a total cultivated(area of ' 961,578 hectares, , after ex- the the armlstire, Shortly patriated French peasant began flocking back to their home by tbs thousands, Immediately , a grave problem rose how to feed and house the return 4 population when rouds, railways find canals were destroyed. The gov- ernment officials met the problem by adapting the organization of the Belgian relief commission to this new work, with remarkable success In order to furnish supplies, the government in 1917 had organized the Office Agricole, which obtained large quantities of agricultural machinery in the interior, of Franco and abroad. It alio bought up seed, fertilizer and animals. These supplies were turned over to the peasant-farmer- s through their cooperative societies as advances on the sums due them by the state. To- meet the shortage of man power, France is making every effort to encourage the use of agricultural machines, particularly the" tractor. A spee cial organization to encourage has been formed and through it many farmers have been able to get full benefits from their labor. There are today in use in France from 2000 to 2500 tractors, where there were scarcely 100 before the war. These tractors, at well as other machines, such as threshers and the like, are owned by the cooperative societies or farming groups and are hired out by them for individual use. Vhat tjie French government has done for the farmers in cash advances is considerable, but it is. small in comparison to th total charge that the war has put on the state. Out of 7,000,000,000 francs advanced for reconstruction, close to 1,000,000,000 francs hare been 'advanced to farmers, about 1Q00 francs for every hectare of land returned to cultivation, and another billion has been advanced in ma. terials. - motor-cultur- RECLAMATION. While congress should insist upon rigid program of economy in the ad- ministration of the affairs qf the co try, there is no good reason why the resources of the country should notbe developed to the utmost and the waste land the' bariict"j)6lifibM moment. With a competent western man at the head of the Interior department and another capable westerner appointed as commissioner of the general land office, reclamation work would lie sure to be carried out in such manner as to bring millions of dollars into the United States treasury in the shape of revenue. At the same time many thousands of returned soldiers would be provided with homes and our food supply greatly increased! At the end of the war it was stated competent government authorities that our waste land at "that time comprised an empire six times as large as the state of New York. This estimate included some 300,000,000 acres of western desert capable of cultivation through irrigation; it also included acres of timber land that must be cleared of stumps and brush. According to a statement mads by Franklin K. Lane, then secretary of the interior, all this land was capable of producing a higher crop value per acre than the majority of the agricultural land of the country. There are between 70,000,000 and 80,000,000 acres of swamp land which can be made productive by drainage and an additional 15,000,000 of arid acres whieh can be made productive by irrigation. Reclamation of arid lands does not appeal to the average senator or representative from the eastern states who does not see any local advantage in such expenditures xrt money. At the same time, we poor, ignorant folk out hers are expected to fall into line for all kinds of legislation for the benefit of the eastern section of the country upon the plea that we will get a share in the resultant prosperity. It is a poor rule that does not work both ways. by 0 cut-oy- GERMAN TRADE OUTLET. Negotiations invoking tremendously large interests are reported to be under way in Berlin. The object of a series of conferences there is to provide an outlet for German trade in India, and in that way put the Germans again in thd way of starting a ca'mpaign for commercial equality, if not supremacy. GerThe negotiations are between man commercial Interests and a certain Mr. Javan jee, a Bombay merchant Indian Morgan. prince, dubbed the bhould the hoped for arrangements be made, it will supply an outgoing channel for the products of Germany's industries and also will give Javanjee ts practically a'monopoly of German into India, The reason for calling Javanjee the commercial master mind of Bombay is found in his unvarying success in driving bargains and always, apparently withotit exception, grasping the psychological moment to drive his' nail borne. Since he finds Germany in a commercial plight, Javanjee will be enabled to dictate terms. jle is in a position to tie up the German manufacturers with, coo tracts, and in carrying out the engagements to which he will bind himself tbs ehances sra that Javanjee will add vastly to his fortune, already of colossal size. A writer in the New York World an operator whoso Javanjee ventures for years have . been and immensely profitslde. From all accounts, be has a positive genius for business and is gifted with remarkably keen foresight in dealing with opportunity.' Javanjee' success has been sufficient to enable bim to own a fleet of steamships, whose cargoes yield hiny immense wealth ex cry season. Possession of a fleet which he can ihfect at will will be a groat asset to him in hi German plans, for Ihe Germans have no ships for lndian'trade and It would be difficult to procure at this time ships of other' flags to carry German goods in quaiies. Javanjee will thus get a im-por- . well-time- d profit from traasport alone, even before be begins to trade in them at Bombay or other ndiaa ports.. Javaajees plan' is to centralize the entire German production fbr Judin in one port of assembly, probably Bombay, which will be the chief distributing point. Other ports will also bs available' for the enterprise, which will b managed with the widest possible German-madof .. goods ; throughout the Country. The Indian Morgan is accounted e a typical man. He makes no pretensions to education, pointing to his own career aa proof, in his nftnd at least, that It does not help a man to business 'sutcesa., He is too bnsy tp brag much about bis affairs, but occasionally bs makes the proud boast that bs never attended school. , to exceed Javanjee 'a fortune tyj?n the fabulous wealth accumulated by the old Indian rulets, whose possessions comprised such, jewels as the Great Mogul, now the .which when the property of the king of Delhi in 1665 had an estimated value of francs. In those days the rich adorned with mammoth jewels from the mines of Kollur the eyes of their favorite idols in the temples. Even in recent years certain feasts are celebrated yearly with showers of spprkling jewels poured over the heads of camels and caught in a bag below. It is said that Javanjee could buy out several of the ancient families who preserve the .traditions by the possession of quantities of rare gems and still have a great fortune left, and moreover could quickly replace all his jewel outlays with fmh profits. In view of these things, Javanjee seems to bo the man for the job of rehabilitating Germany 's .shattered commercial affair in India, for no doubt ono whir can ' attain the financial heights to which this unlettered man has risen ran and will make a brilliant success of the distribution of German goods. It may be, of course, that the German manufacturers will fret and t hflf T MW"J a V a H jee "s tftms, but the main object is to get German , goods moving at all cost. Judging from Javanjee '5 reputation, that cost to the' Germans is not likely to be small. j So Javanjee is in Berlin on tha mission outlined. There is reason td believe that he W'ill be able to convince the Germans of the advantages of hia plan; but even, if he does, will ho and his German partners bo permitted to go through with so enormous an undertaking! It is always to be borne in mind that Englands hand in India is a hand and it occurs to us that, Oven though Javanjee aiid the Germans come to terms, England will have something to say about the prospective dumping of vast quantities of goods in her colonies, the character of some of whieh goods 4s sure to be that also of goods produced in England itself. good A Line By Frederic J, Hew to tbs jins, let tbs quips fall ' ' where they may. NEW YORK. Deo. 11. It hae recently been observed and remarked upon that a number o I women "wo move la the moat expensive society of the oountry have boot getting their divorces In Paris, Thus usually along .with their frocks. the lawmakers of tbs fashion cods have, by their own example, laid down a new decree for high society. ' Of recent years therp la aa much danger of bad form In connection with a divorce as wlAi any other social function. Just as It la not In accordance with tha best thought on etlquatta to ba married In w lavender walataoat, or appear at your funera In a polkadot necktie, so It la Incorrect to ba divorced In your home town. Tho law of the elite goes further to prescribe the exact place where a divorce is to be most agreeably and fashionably obtained, and, 11M all questions of style, the social divorce center shifts with, the seasons. South Dakota unconsciously Instituted the divorce pilgrimage as a national custom when it made six months a sufficient time to establish residence In the state. This was done to encourage farmers, business men and homemakers to come in to develop tha state. But It did not take the unhappily married of other states long to see tha use to which such a law tnlght bs ptit. In the modest, town of Sioux Kails a divorce colony rose, prospered and then fell heavily. For a New York lawyer was attracted to tlie beauties of tha liberal Nevada divorce and residence laws, and, by adver-(leln- g them and himself, he started what Is now a well-wotrail from New York to Reno. ' Since then Reno hag bee'n a resort of the fashionable world when the marriage bond bored or annoyed It.- Tet Nevada claims that Rano has been In that It la nationally as a wild, and recklessregarded town. k REND. NOT FOR RICH ONLY. . i a matter of fact, there are all aorta of people among the prospective divorce seekers pf Reno. There are a few gay and dashing types, and many more quietly exclusive types, and there are a great many ordinary citizens from Pittsburg, .Sacramento, New York and other places, ho have journeyed to Nevada to get a release from troubles Which tholr 'refused" to- recognize as grounds. Reno is indisputably tlie center of the divorce industry In this country, with only Newport es a possible rUa; for fashionable divorces As a result, Reno is somewhat different from any zither city In the United States. It Is a prosperous and attractive little community, with luxurious shops, theaters, hote's and cafes, all of a scale of eumptuousness ordinarily boasted only by large cities. Reno lawyers mav well be shivering In their boots over the tendency of fashion to turn to Paris for Its divorces Once before, when Nevada tried for a year the of Us experiment residents rechanging quirements from six months to one year, there was an alarming decrease In the contents of Its offers, Paris, backed by fashionable approval, may attract dWy & small fraction of Nevada's clients. But that shifting hundred or so of population Is Important to the lawyers, furriers, caterers,, jewelers and hotel men of the town. Paris as a divorce colonv Is a logical aftermath of war conditions. Passports for Europe have been granted grudgingly for several years, 'and how the ruah for Parts Is on. There Is no longer any difficulty In getting a passport from- - the one government for France, provided agrees to pay 10 for It. And there is no difficulty in obtaining a passage on a steamer, provided you make up your mind- - a year or two in advance of the dav you wish to sail. Parle offers attractions to the fastidious divorce seeker that Reno, wrlth ell Us efforts to make visitors comfortable, can scarcely rival. . In the first place, Paris Is indisputably a correct place In which to he seen by one's friends. And of course, Paris offers a Marinating eol'eo-tio- n pf amusements Wth Yhces, cabarets. theaters, drs.mkej-- and mtlllners at hand, a sad or Impatient candidate for divorce hat plenty of diversion between the ordeals of appearing In court. PARIS MORE EXCLUSIVE. Another advantage of Paris from ths point of view Is that It socigtr to tie more exclusive ss a divorcepromises colony. Banv a person of moderate means goes to P.eno to gain release from en Intolerable marriage. In Reno he or she find emn'ovment end settles down to establish residence and get a decree. A Paris divorce. however, neceasartlv costa a good deal more. To get your divorce In Parle Is generally a hedge of affluence. The French divorce taw Is lenient, and usually swift. The' applicant appear at the court to file a petition and a hearing is In time set. The judge solemnly urges that the parties reconsider before taking the fatal step, end then, having done lui duty, he proceeds to hear the grlevsm-eend any protests from the other aide. If present KINDS OF CRUELTY. Incompatibility, which for a time was one of the stated grounds on which a divorce could he obtained by French law. Is no lonyer recognized as adequate grounds. Cruelty, however, la Juat 'cause for divorce, and no lodge has avan been wNe enough to set down a rule showing exactly where Indifference, lack of consideration and imklndnes shade off Into Jn the circumstances, cruelty. the of the cruelty phase of the law A are numerous woman has been joung known to offer as a of cruel treatment the fact thktsample her husband thought he played the piccolo beautifully. whereas hie squeaky discords droe her wild. At least one harassed wife, too. has used as 'evidence of cruelty that tlie brand of smoking tobacco used by her husband mads her alck, though we believe this hits usually been aa an insufficient cause. But on rejected the whole a skilful lawver can do wonders with such disputable points of conduct. Desertion la another gateway to freedom. Aa divorces popular are seldom contested In formal society, the decree can usually be obtained on this ground, If no other. There la one drawback to Pramt as a divorce- hunting ground, and that la that after a second divorce haa been granted the court decrees that tha applicant may not remarry. Hence. France will hot do for those addicted to frequent divorce. On tha whole, the fashionable migration to Parts In order to settle household affairs affects this country, outalda of Reno, very little. Later, If there la any dispute over the legality of a FYench decree. aa In case of retnarrlaga or a will, there may be soma Interesting decision by our courts Ws have fifty varieties of divorce law In aa many stajes, territories and the District of Columbia. What will unhesitatingly pronounce a legal divorce may by another court a few miles way. over a stats line, he pronounced Hn-an Imported divorce la Invalid perhaps as good a risk as a domestic one. e self-mad- id Koh-i-noo- r, rn - respec-Bv"4tat- - , WHATPOES HEldiRlT? Certain of America! citizenry will read with uncontrollable indignation the appalling act of a former policeman of the town of Hastings, Neb. In the view of this certain section Of our fellow meu, no punishment that could possibly be conceived would, be severe enough in this extreme case. The cx policeman, whose name, by the way, is Joseph Budnek, was brought into court on a charge of having in his f possession ten and quarts of whisky certainly a goodly quantity in e , one-hal- these times of famine conditions. Well, Budnek told the court that he used the liquor merely for bathing his feet and for shaving. And what did the court dot Dismissed the ehiYge on the ground that ten and quarts of whisky was not an unreasonable quantity for the purpose to which Budnek said he devoted it. Now, it is a well established tradition that policemen, ex and Incumbent, are with extraordinarily equipped large feet, and it may be that Budnek a feet are even larger than the standard among policemen. Still," ten and a half quarts of whisky seems to be a tremendous allowance for bathing, even for bathing a policeman's feet. The resentful erv that will go up from millions of thirsty souls, however, will not be oa tho point of how much whisky is desired to bathe a policeman's feet, hut how anyone could possibly,' at a time like this, divert so large a store of preciousness from its original destiny to tha vulgar use to which Joe Budnek put it. Wo should fear us much if we were in Joe Budnek s capacious shoes when the story of his ruthless vandalism shall hare spread broadcast. one-hal- Imported Divorce f - DR CAM HARVEST. Voice canto crying down ttio cobbled street Of that old world wherein tho spirit dwells Of some whoso prison bodies trudge tho arth-- r Ho, dreamers! 'tls not llo, citizens! meet , That you, englamored ot yon silver bella Bit idle pensve sad or drunk ' with mirth And your fields ripe! Bethink you or your need Harvest your dreamt,' or Jet they run . to seed!". , A one-stat- - She leaned from lattice window her black head With hair, tbs bus or dreams (Or was It golden? Ho bewildering fair Tho dweller In tbo land ot twilight seems To stranger eyes). Blie smiled on him and said self-so"Dream-need- s themselves, and onr ell's fields dream-headOf garnered ,fresh Joung dreams shall yield." With eves bemused the stranger passed him bv Unwitting all, for 'Ufa was bis hard name: HO knew of toll much, and of sleep With gold fur guerdon, or, mayhap, email oType or Memory Testa. Can You AnswerThese? Two T. By B. L. Nbrth Country. I last year; L too, climbed to the rhetoric tea, -- Finding abroad in Aha atmosphere Oolong and Otway, Chapman cheese,Saucers aslip on precarious knses. -Ws ridiculed Rassrlas, wrecked Rousseau; Pleased and pleasing In our degrees Lordy! it can't be year ago! Rlq, for ths saks of my memories. Give ray love to the folk I know. Tell em 1 want yon to have my ekees. Lordy! it can't be a year ago! ROBIN. , i " " Tha Three Ladles of Bagdad held a whispered consultation while Haroun al Raachid tarried at tha door. "Better let him in." said one of the ladles. He may be that politeness reporter with fifty dollars. Just So. Sir: Probably not leas than 10.000 autocrocs mobiles the Boul Mich bridge every twenty-fou- r hours. If the use ot this structure, aS compared te the old Rush street bridge, effect a saving of ten minute for each machine, this means that 690,000 minutes, or 8333 hourA - which un- der former conditions woulir- have been wasted, may be spent in perusing Clara Smith Hamoni diary. SUM PICKENS. It we print a" paragraph about crlrfl In Chicago, ths other newspapers wljloh do us the honor of publishing ths Line change ths nam Chicago to that of their own town. This adds local color, besides evidencing that Chicago is not peculiar In the tqatter of crime. . What Important thinker and writer - f. How was Louisiana secured toriie from In history United States?- - Through - purchase ' important position . in 1803. did Marcus Aurelius hold besides thst France . 7. When was Texas annexed? 1846, of a famous philosopher? 8. How many states first constituted ' I. Who is an American philosopher? the United States? Thirteen. . What history attaches to Oregon? . Who were Socrates most famous Oregon was acquired by discovery 'hi ' , ' 1305; Astoria settlepupils? 1792; exploration, and theory ment, 1811; Florida treaty, In 1819; 10. To whom do we owo ths 1846. claims extinguished Of affection existing between man and British was Florida what From 10. country warmwoman, less warm than love but Spain, purchased? er than friendship? born in 1820? wa ' . Answers to Questions. means, appropriations, Judiciary and for elgn affairs ars referred to - s s - ths ; big four. - any (Any reader esn get ths gnawer to Inforquestion by writing Ths Trimm mation Bureau, Fiederio J. Haakln, Dioffer aprector, Washington, D. C, This The bureau plies strictly to information. medical and cannot give advice on legal, financial matters. It does not attempt underto Bor domestic troubles, to settle take exhaustive research on Shy subject. Write your question plainly and briefly. Give full name and address and enclose two cents In stamps for return postage. to the inAll replies are sent 0rct e -- What book Q. the Bible In shoe-shinin- o, under-the-brea- th pres-Ideh- ts Are there any Confederate soldiers at Arlington? J. J. A. Both Confederate and Union are burled at Arlington, the national cemetery, and there Is an elaborate Confederate monument there. A. hurled trit-die- rs Q. What does the census bureau mfan iJ at by unmarried men orso.women; that called? H. ,YJ 31. what age are they persons in the United States,15 these fig-urea include persona over yeays age. PUT ME NEXT1" Sadly, thinking, I was thinking Of that dim and distant day When the modest advertiser HumB'y sang his little lay: "Do not stick me in some corner Of your magazine," he plead. "Put me next to reading matter. Where Im sure of being read! Advertlaii g now is rising: For the artists of today Make their wages from the pages . Where big business has Its say, Thare ts glory in a story. But the clever author gets Honest dollars boosting collars. Chewing-guand clgdrets. So the blighter of a writer. Who would fame, not fortune, gain, Humbly pleads' for recognition As he chants this sad refrain: "Put a corset down my side llns And a shampoo on my head Put me next to advertising. Where Im aure of being read! Mabel Haughton Colyer in Leslie's. - m EXPERIENCE. "Who a as it said that it takes two to make a quarrel?" asked Mr. G&bb. "I don't know," growled Mr. G&bb, "but Ill bet a million dollars hs wasnt a married man." Cincinnati Enquirer. , " NO HELP NEEDED. , ) (From the New Orleans Prof. O. Borehert, expert in tone cultiStella DUi you call for help when lie Q. What committees of the house ot Teacliaa any violin player the representatives are called ths big four? kissed you in tits' dark? vation. art ot giving a sound as if from some x ft. H. Maybelle Silly! 1 should sav not. He other world, or the piano player on his en ways and didn't need any help. Boston Globe. - A. Tha committees Instrument ss almost the beat human voice, in about four months one can produce similar sensations on a musical instrument as one gets by taking Tlmes-FIcayu- X-r- treatments. Lady Godlva write from Lo Onglase. "Have been having wonderful weather. Quite warm yestbrday, the flrat of December Riding arourd with just my fur cape on. The Uses ot Adversity. the wind that blaws lias guds, and langs the lane wi'oot a turn, , Sae gin y'r cup's wl bitter brewed, Juiat gle y'rsel nae salr concern. Aboon the cloods the sun aye shines. And Ilka clood's wl siller lined, Gin things gae wrang. then, dlnna fret, But gang y'r gait wl' quiet mind. It's 11 The nlcht brings oot the jell slnrs, mark. Ths darkest 'oor forerlns ths dawn; Sae Julat look oop when things look dark. And dlnna doot the nlcht's weel on. But gin for help ye seek the TAird. O' coorz ye'll no forget lae dell That wt Mia help, whan tilings gae haird. Te ll dae y'r best tae help y r!'. NEW. customers so invariably become regular buyers of Aberdeen that we handle that kind of coal ARIEd. He Was Called Sexagenarian candidate Says Manv Voter It Had lo Do With Hex "bostThought on Herald, Flattered, but unappreciative. "Complain tv; ONLY and keep busy.' At Wasatch 8572 COAL ABERDEEN. , En Passant. 8ir: Ths other day In the Gibson House. Cincinnati, the clerk aald. I can'te promlae you a thing I've nearly had a hundred people waiting here aU means day. And you might slip this In with ths Immortals: Ths nam of a Oreek restaurateur In Cincinnati who wa sued for nonpayment of a dishwasher in Eronomo-pulou- a. HTRICKLAND GILL! LAN. The only original Bcotty McNirhol of WabHaha, Minn., advisee the world that "a thorough Judge of livestock, being raised with slock from his hlrth. lie 1 All This Week We Have cn Exhibition Candies Home-mad- e at the Deseret National Bank , , - - ' A DELIGHTFUL DIAGNOSIS. "Well, girlie, what did tha oculist say about your epee?" "Oh, ha waa tha nicest young oculist you ever met." "Ilchr "Bald inv etea were beautiful." Kranclaco Chronicle hard-earne- hen . - ' Deseret' Savings Bank ' Da you know that the best canity is made from ' . Utah-Idah- o Sugar made the Sweet Company Sugar, by Candy Company? The candy is not only home-madbut the sugar it is, made from is home-fnade, - N ala-te- . . c. . , f ONE SHORT. "Vet here," lie mused, "do Earth a most ' noble II Children's minds have childish Fair tha poppy h.irvcot A IIUJs girl on hnarlng that a hawmrlc. In aecrei! r hr had just arrived, making six children shone; broiling,' lie turned and blessed It end In the family, romplalnad. "Oh. dear! now ono pankage ot gum won t go pn. round. Naw Haven Register, 1 v - - f end the Transcript. . not mnd-Thst.-- n- 'VERY CONSIDERATE. Oks dont see why you haggled so with the tailor about the prlco youll never pay him. Owene Oh. but you see. I am conscientious. I don't want the poor fellow to loea mors than Is necessary. Boston does- - have the word "God In It? A. Tho Book of Either in th Old Tes, tarn ent, while not containing the aord "God," show how. through divine guidance, Esther, a Jewess, was raised to the rank of queen and waa enabled, to overcome the evil ploUd.raaJnst W people. state the names of the Q. Please of tho United Htates . who wei j Masonic lodges. AL 1L U, of l'lemberg A. A grand secretary of a Masonic the only presidents of ordr say that whom there are official records as members of a Masonic lodge are: Washing Johnson, ton. Adams Tler, Taylor, Jacks jn. McKinley, Taft, Roosevelt and .. President-elec- t Harding. e s, Ppd , ?. What Better Put the Hound on Thl, Wtn. quirer.) (From the Tulsa Tribune.) Whit parts ot a soldiers uniform Mrs. j. reported the loss of areQ. men a 860 mink coat at a local theater, yesprohibited from wearing after Detectives are working on a leaving the army? D. E. G. terday. A. The war department s opinion in clew. determining what should be consideredIs Two things which have power to exalt distinctive parts of the army uhiform, made In what we are pleased to call our soul are that the following articles, whan and standmusic and the trackless foreat. The first, conformity with specifications close to apOr sufficiently fortunately, we can always have, hut the ard samples, taboo, afsecond i Increasingly difficult lo come pear the earns When worn,-arthe which months three ter during the at; sometimes we suspect that wa shall never again dip paddie In the Lethean uniform may be worn with the red chev- cap ornaments, streams jot the northlandr Lethean they ton. Uniform buttons, 'U. 8. and Ini truly ate. With the first draught of collar Insignia (letters those waters one forgets everything that slgnla of the arm of service), Insignia of olive drab and white lies astern, and all ones thoughts drift rank and grade, northward. caps, hat cords, overcoats, service coats, of i leers' white coats, army nurses' Norg nurses' overcoats, army -- - folk coats, army ' Thl buries cape; ' YhJ i'sV depiittfT'Cnt dbhs Sir i. While snooping through Virginia not object to the wearing of the army we stopped off at Norfolk and took the overceat if it has been dyed a different ferry over to Newport News. It was a color from olive drab, or If altered so that misty, molsty morning, and our kicks it la pialuly evident that it Is no IcAfer were smudgy. Observing a couple of lit- an army garment. This also appfkls to g tle colored boys with kits other distinctive parts ct the uniform. standing near, 1 summoned them to the came task. In hand. They gnnnlngiy. Q. When was the first negro republic "Well, Archie." said I quipplslily te the established? H. G. B. smaller and younger of tha two, "how's A. Haiti was the first negro republic, on the every little briny? thing since "Evthlugs all right, sub," replied the having had a republican government lad, "but mah name It ain't Alichfe its 1806. Joe Joe Jenkln, suh. "Well, Joe, furQ. How many people visit Yellow-par- k ther jocosed I, wishing to show f. w. each year? R. G. how facetious I could bs on occajust to sion, "do you Indulge much In maritime A. An accurate record of visitor reNo, suh, I doesn't, pleasures?" this park Is kept. In 1929 the total was I old boss." plied Joe; aint enough yet, This was more than twice the 79,717. What I really had In mind to tell you number that visited the In the year was that the Little Gem restaurant St before we went to war.park More people m W. advertises out Va., Romney, front, arrive by automobile than by train, there brick, "Try our ice cream painted on being 49,421 motorists making this tour cold aa charity." I did and it was during its the current year. not. Likewise, sir, it might interest you to know that at Morgantown, Wlidman Q. Who was known as "Snow Biby? & Swindler actually are in business there, N. N. 8. And, by tba selling stocks and bonds. A. This name was given Marie way, had you been told that in front of of Robert E. Peary, Lew Keim a Old Inn at Likina i.i a sign the famousdaughter Arctic explorer, because ot reading, "Try Our Meals. Al A Curte?" the fact that She was born In GreenIa it not possible that Al is kin to ths w. k. French culsinlsi, A. La Car.e ! A.zu land, which is the farthest north any been child born. has in Elkins profanity Is white Leastwise In the Bon Tor. permitted. Q. What is meant by telautotnatlcs? poolroom there hangs a placard warning H. T. "No Swearing Aloud." Yes, yes. go on. A. By this term is meant the control COL. A. VALPO KNL TT. at a distance of torpedoes, boats,- etc., particularly by means of radlotelegraphlc Just What WeYe AM Wanted. Impulse. e I RS. - purple-shadow- hiitf. 1 t To' Riquarlue In the dwelt in Arcady, too, ' INTEREST-ANSWE- I. For whom is Mount Rainier named? For an English naval lieutenant 1. What are the. Straits of San Juan What English thlnksr Is thought by, d Fuca? They constitute an ocean of between the state of Washingauthor b to the Shakespeares passage many ton and Vancouver island. , plays? 8. At what point in tbs United plates t. Of what country was the phljoeopher, can one step into four states? Ax the , Spinoza? point of Intersection of the boundary of Colorado, Arizona, Utah . and le Kant best lines 4. By what writing New Mexico. known? 4. What is the capital of Wyoming? Stuart Cheyenne. 6. When and where was John 6. What are three prominent states of Mill born? the "corn belt? Ohio, Illinois and In- Who sophy? 1. - OF AMERICAN PHILOSOPHY.' ths father of modern philo- - CALL AND SHE IT ' - |