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Show Bto Jllgff ROf THE'OLD dently wrote her memoirs with a tain pen. Samson had just slain the Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. FOOTBALL RESULTS NOV. 19. But questioned his critics,' why Yal 12 Harvard, didnt you organize them into rival Minnesota, 17 Northwestern, football teams instead? Illinois, 29 Iowa, Faltering a poor excuse, he was Dartmouth, 12 Brown, compelled to acknowledge the supe- Notro Dame, 10 Depauw, Purdue, 10 riority of tact over brute force. Culver, Unchanging. Youths bright lexlco like tail may show jjo words of Age still holds lexicon tie I told you so. TW phrase, 1Aough 1 Pa's flrtt Turkey Belle Thanksgiving y jnd we havent got a single beau ilt! Turkey Belle Oh, I dont we have several warm admir- - gecond SJ A Football foun- Advice. My pa, he sez, Bez pa to me: To win success now, mind you Jest set your face the way you pint, And never look behind you. Now pa may know an awful lot, But, jest on that one showing, Say, how on earth do you suppose That pa would manage rowing? Note. Itotigb two perhaps makes company That 8 very close to heaven; A Preference. Nebraska, SI Lake Forest, 0 Haskell, 14 Drake, 26 Ohio State, 11 Wabash, 51 W. Reserve, 12 Case, 29 Texas, 48 , Augustana, 22 Pennsylvania, 35 Williams, 23 Navy, 11 0 0 o 5 0 0 Bellevue, 0 Monmouth, 0 Washburn, 0 Normal, Kenyon, Butler, 0. Wesleysn, Allegheny, Baylor College, Coe, Columbia, Wesleyan, Virginia Poly, 6 $ 0 5 4 0 0 0 0 0 league, say 116 games; after which there will be played a series of games between Nutional league teams on one side and American league teams on the other, a complete schedule of games to be arranged to cover dates for the rest of the season with each team of each league meeting every team of the opposition circuit. Falling In this, Mr. Herrmann is in favor of a long schedulo in the National league qbite as long as that which was played during the season Just closed, when each team was ft Wf National League News. The Pirates, as usual, will go to Hot Springs, Ark., to train. President Dreyfuss favors a shorter season than that of 1904. Catcher Chance, of the Chicagos, Is playing with the Ixs Angeles team. Catcher Kling has given up his notion of buying the Kansas City club with Chicago. and has scheduled for 154 games. Short stop Shay, of the Cardinals, is playing short field for the Portland Criticism for Danny Maher. Danny Maher, the popular American club of the Paelfle Coast league. During the past season 53 home runs jockey, has come in for a share of adverse criticism over his riding of were made on tho Polo grounds 30 Pretty Polly, the champion filly, in by visiting teams and 23 by the Giants. Outside of Manager Clarko and the Prlx du Consell Municipal at Paris, whin she was beaten by Presto, Pitcher Lynch, President Dreyfuss has a French colt. The English exports not asked one of the Pittsburg playare of the opinion that Maher waited ers to sign a contract for the coming too long on tbe French horse and ex- season, and does not Intend to at pected to smash him with a few least until after the first of the new strides when they turned into the year. home stretch. This the great mare American League Notes. failed to do, nnd Presto won by two Infielder Moran will probably be and a half lengths. It In understood that the mare will not be seen In silk shifted to St. Ixiuls second base next again this season, and she goes into season. Manager McAleer declares that winter quarters with a really phenomenal record, ber aggregate since she young pitcher Morgan has mastered began runniug being 157, 4C0, the re- the "spit bail. Catcher Joe Sugden has been result of fourteen consecutive victories. signed by St. Ixiuls at an unsolicited At the annual meeting of the Columbus club the old directors, Messrs. Murchison, Trump, Schoenborn and Bryce, were re elected. Th- - directors also elected Thomas J. Bryce president, John Peirane, vice president, and Edward Schoenborn, secretary- Three-I- . League Tips. club has roeo gagetl William Connor for the fourth consecutive year as team manager lor The Bloomington 1905. - The Cedar Rapids club has declared a small dividend on last seasons Belden HID profits and has team manager. Lost and Won Bout. The discarded Rockford club has The Cambridge RS (Mass.) Athletic given Manager Arthur P. Owens his club saw two bouts Nov. 15 that are release to enable him to sign with the unparalleled In the history of the prize wr Adam was reviewing the unpleas- Burlington club of the Iowa league. between ring Connelly of South utness. The Rock Island association has Boston men and Fred Both Bryson. 1 our see V? tv. mistake, he faltered; with managers been experimenting knock-ou- t won In a one Connelly by f( should have said we were paying time ever since Frank Donnelly left the and round ten. a decision in by Iiryson bet." election team a year ago to take charge of But fifteen minutes elapsed between ttH ,iChagrined at his stupidity he went Is sometimes short of shoes. Springfield. Since all these things, and more be- the two contests. mt and reviewed the returns. The drafting of Pitchers Feine and In the first bout, after a minute of sides, Holmes by the Chicago (American) hook boxing, Connelly slipped a right Too frequently are so, Their Lot and Pittsburg clubs, respectively, to to over went Jaw. and he Brysons I sing the man of common mold. and wife; gee Mr. Opossum caused mingled regret and much rethe mat. He was not out, but merely And let the genius go. Ifhlle envy around them is rife joicing among the Cedar Rapids fans took the count, which he misjudged. They dont have to look was declared and the winner, Sir Walter Raleigh flung his cloak Connelly To get a new cook Central League Chatter. the crowd, disgusted, began to fi'.e in the puddle. 5ns serves them for all of their life. 600 increase in salary. Tbe Wheeling club has signed . Indiana's Coach Then the out the boys, realizing Resigns. I know the queen will like it, he St. Louis club has The signed Henry Maag and Pitcher Indiana Shortstop is to lose her of the crowd, agreed university Bluebeard jerked his thumb toward said; she is getting it dirt cheap, disappointment Buff Ebman of Canton, O. box another bout, the first going to efficient coach, James II. Horne, who Charles Starr, the crack catcher of tbe to and only one to a customer. the forbidden chamber. O. It Is probable that Outfielder Bert Connellys credit. fought the announces bis Intention of leaving at Ohio Works team, of Youngstown, 1 did It with the same razor they Subsequent favors showered on him entire ten rounds atThey Manager Armour is being urged by Dennis, of Fort Wayne, will be apof the college year. He is end a the furious pace, look to charpen the pencils, he ev- confirmed the royal fondness for a bartho best and most popular coach In the Detroit papers to compel Mullin pointed manager of tbe Grand Rapids Bryson getting the decision. gain. M Land burgh Wilson in New ened. dlana has ever had. Mr. Horne will to pitch every third day next season. club. Taking the hint bis last wife pru York Press. The Wheeling club has signed Catch-r- e Manager Griffith announces that return to his home in the east and is Defeat Ryan Easily Mellody, r Ambrose the Puttman, big Paddy Livingstone of Cleveland, It took Buddy Ryan just one min considering the sporting editorship on seconds to win the an eastern newspaper. Mr. Horne has from Covington, will be used regularly who played fine ball for the Akron, O, ute and fifty-eigTHE 8 AGE AND THE COCK. machine Warns of danger. Independent team last season. welter weight championship been athletic director at Indiana for In the box next season. white President Bement denounces as a George LaChanco has not missed a Marvelous Instrument Installed in His- from Honey Mellody of Boston in six years and has increased in efCrowing Not the Main Thing Carlyle a in a story sent out from Vincennes three fake years 111. championship game and his at stay. ficiency Harlem, toric Milan Building. popularity during thet fight Objected To. the to the effect that be had written pariconsidering remarkable, showing Ocean. was Inter two famous If one, Chicago Buddy's of fall The the Campanile of Venice George Edwin Burr (Chesterfield) ties there suggesting a move to m-strain and mutations of the game. t lie Brooklyn politician and raconteur, aroused terror in the breasts of all punch that did he business, and with name full his elude Terre Haute and Evansville. Rube Waddell says Crowell Best Drop Kicker. ells the following anecdote of the tboso who have the care of the old a clean knockout laid Mellody low, Reed winHarrison Edward is Ryan, manager hurt season, broke of all ex George Jimmy Crowell in Boston down Swarthmore a the heap boy going The story bulldlngB of Italy, and it was specially Sage of Chelsea. wants Colorado he of and Reuben the chester Waddell, Springs team, of the records front for from RyanB terrific right and lying isting goal kicking Is vouched for by Mr. J. J. Carlyle felt In Milan. The authorities, to field when he put the ball over It used on the score cards next spring, Western League, has signed as manthe until Pollock Referee still perfectly the Milanese about the Duomo, Scott, nephew of the great man, and ager of the Evansville team for next the bar from a place kick In midfield. in full. A next door at once had an Instrument fitted up told off the fatal ten seconds. undoubtedly true. New Bcason. The new owners of the team the with lnflelder the Osteen, elghbor of Carlyles, a widow, had which registers the slightest movei very noisy cock. As is well known, ment The mechanism is one of the HEAD OF THE THREE I LEAGUE. 'he great writer did most of his work most delicate imaginable, and most oscillations wonderful. bhows It proand the early morning night luring liours, and the crowing of the cock duced by the winds, and the most imit uncertain Intervals during the long perceptible inclinations In the pinThe nacles. It Is burg in the highest pinlours caused great annoyance. wner of the cock was sent for. nacle, and may be called the pendu"Madam, said Carlyle, you raise lum register. In Itself It is of groat ehlckens, and among your brood Is a weight and very strong, thus obviatmost vociferous cock. The widow ad- ing movements of its own, and Is nearmitted the fact. "Now, continued ly sixty feet long, but at the same time the Immortal Thomas, there Is no Is, as indicated, very sensitive. At Its, regularity about the crowing of that once, when put in position, it showed ck, and I find myself listening for the periodical movement of the whole is crow, and cannot go on with my cathedral through the action of the work until Mr. Cock sends forth his sun on the stone. Who would have summons. All this disturbs me great believed this were possible, but so it Is! While, strangely enough, such bey and Interferes with my work. Cannot you suppress the nuisance? ing the fact, it is also shown that, The widow expressed deep regret through the special way in which it is (for Carlyle was venerated by his constructed, the chief pinnacle resists neighbors) that bis labors, which the action of the wind better than an were so valuable to the world, should ordinary tower. be interfered with by her rooster, but Special care has been taken that she said ber brood would be of little the point of suspension of the lnstra nse without him. Besides, she added, ment shall not vary with the years be certainly did not crow more than Her great, Thus Milan feels safe. two or three times during the night, church cannot fall without fair warnand that was as little as could be exing. Pall Mall Gazette. pected of any well regulated fowl. It isnt the Oh. said Carlyle. Helpless. II. C. Barnabee, tbe veteran singer, crowing I object to; it is the d n waiting for 1L lay, disabled from a fall, and listened to the condolences of a friend. The Preachers Error. For years and years." tbe writer In the early days of Springfield a said, you haven't missed a perform jreacher bought some sausage for ar.ee. Now here you lie, helpless as At tho meeting of tbe board of dito took lunch one Sunday and it a corpse. of the prosperous minor baserectors e church with him. He carried the sau-agAs helpless as a corpse. said Mr, ball organization, there was no oppoIn the back pocket of his coat, y or as helpless as two in sition to tbe Bloomington mans ind a dog, catching the scent, followed Barnabee, other was I heard the whom of and be declared reelected ebriates him. the few feet preacher Every ,rv as president and secretary treasurer. day. would kick backward at the dog with' dined men had The prosperous season just closed and two These : together at out looking around. ; Arriving over too able management of the league's afhad hat dinner after and long church, the preacher began the cervi. .,Vvr . 3T. fairs were sufficient argument fur tbe coffee, their liqueur, their ces, and the dog lay down behind the their . came directors action. on. it so When and altar. brandy, pseist time for them to go home they were A few minutes later one of the deacons stole quietly up behind the in a very bad way. Helpless, in fact. Yorks for part of the season, led tho are Ryan, president; Q. W. Lament preacher. Intending to hand him a They leaned on one another, going Connecticut lingue in butting with an and John Walker. loot of paper, nnd pulled his coat w 1th linked arms, but each, as a reed If the Springfield, O, clnb is admitof .413. Ho played 26 games average MI. Without glancing back, the to lean on, was rotten. fifty-fiv- e ted to the Central League an effort club. Norwich the one this No a look with has had never In, Ryan equaled evey Mellody Finally they fill, and with a loud prejichcr gave one vicious kick, and Wallace Is the only St. Louis infield will be rnado to secure Jlggs Don In lii'r hii master for the mtire hut yard loot for a scoi. Tho best Into a full gutt-r- , fnt M p deacon rolling down the altar spln-ue'a reliaso from Chicago, so that he ihy lolled was to H i formaue. s tl De Witt, ODi a and eert.iii.ly for 19U5 and it Is not settled which bout of the hi .if jcrlml and ofilror appeared rollce or bps onto the dog. whhh set up a A base heroine the teams managor-cai- s v.ill third lie II it. before ha-may mis. vvlvtNr rou play ten George .ishbirnr pahi goj.e terrh'n bowling. The preacher, still grabbed th. npi er man by the collar tain. who trained Crowi!! and was short Flop, 'hiI.i, loci h ' st ra to lift him out, but the inebriato cried 1'. "ht abend. .said: The me ting of the Central Baseball f I .n nt' cl i s I.' Alkrton Leading ,tre. M'I I. H Monde, tds IMevIng eoundre! in a loud, ! i o vior-:i Inlea!!' i.olt l magnates r. 'soiled in Uuj ui.! I nil , SIP T i' j h is Never ro. tb-'- i !i tp !ng mo ever since I cut of only ou inijortaat qjee-r. a i. l: ..a. tuit. I I r an I v.n ' i i:n.' Ir : s in I 1 pup n. The irm.iinder of Me Mu.e was l t ; ve t 'liri'.l lip that 1 ft the butcher tl.op t i i.; !c fcf . i . f( r d to a g( ii n, t . .i here, i i 'lei lint: i: ; ...i n of . to i A R.iricv Ci V 111. . i, re'l vb-i- t As ti e pri'n lu-- il afi.ilrs. ' h 't'.'ii" III! wis tbs Ill. ieiel ' MiNt wpnrt I i l f i in I o In ' I I 'I p Av ills r i'm d. rt ,e t e emi'TO- franc!,!-- , e win ivuri el t Pvie vile n nmi' lie I P t m. tor A t f -- 'ud v rt on'- - Ido to l.lck tie I .1 lor eii'.M Ibrt city, II ho tig sold to the re vi.tiy i i.i .IM .1 "I U' t i I.. e Aft r Dtrhy. nor " ' I'M' " Vrl : to i imrI hi t I ! has . ;' I'.. ujnle to ore ii lc i stool; tompaiiv, compofcd, Ml!-eeiin (Mo) penorrut. i !' . t1 m e i p m ( 1', ',! for in inn y t IT lurd (I.! m tho li.itnii.aii that t game of G. W. Itement Jr.. Job a I. Walker tl be at, : to. i, t Hill , vm tn w .. 'if uiuo of A.h v.l.o ran up to tain tl ' Ml-- s and James K. Ryan. 1.JS evi r L.l Just a Surgc'tion. vs it It rt. t n II' tii j T ptp is it or rather a !s,t her !.t- wul.. It was the secoml tevi IIS lun n!t, Lot Only mi' tiro, Ale itit..r i, r visit tills mason Miss Roosevelt has le'pT. In the employ of Senator Arrericnn Association Affairs. i ,i Western Winnowing. mod a l;r ninth r of tin" i'11'! nmnh.ut .on ol it apjn seem tho two aid '.Vil.v im big ertnte on tho Hudson who .ni, Mrs. Outfielder Bud Thiel la a butcher by livid tu vnts loiiroi, ei.lt bin In i n cabled to the New-Bill Clim'intin Is of opinion thut 90 lun Mentitant h s position, it is s.ild. to a to Im getting k'ety ihununy. L u trudo. n M"ta' n AI! Gen I'nb'e t i!ri rt til per cent of wto hi'ting is pure luck. ltt the i iiiket int u" t: tinker retort. The man hnd been cm Alice Room vi It has met tho two 11 117 ut luw in tho Mrei of .loo to Wat r Harry Welch, of the Omahnu, has of Cantlllon, one ii'd a' George b'.ul.ng Manuip lit' wer" One day princes, I.ouls D'Orleans nnd Antoine in a menial IiIm studies at the ntt average reHiinicd in In t.nd 2:3't lDt, saloon the hsmiiinv well a Is bus rs who in Crelghto eng.iveil paying son, perfornu ipprnnchod the senator nnd asked D'Orleans, and lias had a chance to of seventeen per year. Tin re are training some vcirllncs and 2 year Chicago. Mcdleal College. for a Mr. Depew air her Trench. But It cannot be said recommendation. Ditcher Jack Ifelsetr is wintcrln seven sires that have gotten lfO or olds owned by Mr. Belmont, to Manager Cantlllon will use his Res nnluredly consented, had a note of tho presidents daughter that she more performers in 2; SO. event. ns a training place for in Cincinnati, where be is a salcamu for th Moines l.oid Hustings plant Spared and signed It. The man took can chatter in tho Gallic tongue like for a largo leather bouso. the Ui ewers next spring. Tho youngest sire Is Allerton, TVnS letter nnd rend It without a word. her friend, Marguerite Cassini. MM J:P9U. ut Yank" Brown, of Omaha, who led tho tip 18 years. Only two other From conies Indianapolis Fails decided a Lou Dillon Again. "Dont you think It favorable Roosevelt's Freni h l:as Wen tern league pitchers this yeai, tho of thn In this list are living. One is 25 that Magoon, sires George vaptaln C. K. G. Billings Lou Dillon for the IkVO American twang, anil Pho doesn't speak om:h? asked his employer. in college at Ames, Iowa. back 28. is In to on he market. the other pul years old, the serond ttme within the last two days Hooslers, Oh, It couldnt be better than you it any oftoner thnn sho enn bolp. As A younger brother of Billy Fried, of Umpire Bobby Carruthers is followfailed to la at hir recently established side It, said tho man,.bui," sho has not been abroad, It wm at latonla and incidentthe with laces ColumbuH has ing club, signed the record of 2 (rt. regarding which time Herrmann Plans New Sene. "But what? said Mr. Depew, sur-Mlearned In the schools hero or picked doing a little side work for a WorlvH t lull, of Youngstown, ally Ohio the m the mans audacity. Tiesldent Herrmann of the Cincin- a controversy has arisen. , book. up in tho diplomatic set since sho has for trial. Acromi allied hv a runner, the trot-tesaid, it nati club nnd chairman of Hm naTell, sir, Raid the innn, In a dep-ton- been In Washington, but, as Ivoua statement makes tbe her Omiihu's little fielder. Ilti llgnn splendid right her of tional commission two Id us driven bv MiIIhiiI Sniders, that Hu jt seems so good, sir, la not tho expressive "parlez pit hall" has no terrors for Bobby Curter, Is a citizen of Omaha I the hthedule of th1 N.vjonul trainer, slipped the mile In 2.03 fiat . nisot lution batsmen, who seem to and is employed by the Stock Yards thought you might want to give the real foreigner. However, Alice got quar-torTime two young league club for next season. The (list Tim weather ideal ly something beltei to do on the on famously with me have all solved It. Company of South Omaha. I 3 2 rrtillU. I 'dl tk Jtrength for Mrs. Neely" did most of Is for n short enMn In the Nations! of a recommendation like princes, thatthe talking. Pltisbiirg Dispatch. Tii also cause of To he on the eleven. s 4 -- the man of common mold. For oft Ive noticed that Vho wears the laurel on his brow Can't buy his wife a hat; Who seeks to elevate the race. 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