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Show champion tells two yarns, STRANGE PETS ON WARSHIPS. as Fish stories They Are Migttyl Hard to Beat. 1 joincd the ery of the h,ei- - " fhLr friends, citizeus, and fellow countrymen, I met up with the great- the genuine, original of ad yarners In the. world. He sna11 01,1 n,an with a white pard and a serious he spoke In a low, demeanor, and even, voice that never I cannot quavered. K e all the tales he told out theve, out I can give a f samples. couple Paid he: Sailor of Different Nationalities Vary in Their Likes. The privilege of keeping peta Is very much appreciated by bluejackets, who lavish their spare time and cash on some very strange animals. The British warship Centurion once had a monkey that used to eat with a spoon from a plate and drink from a glass, with a dinner napkin tucked under his chin the while. The Caesar had a pet goose some time back. Cats and dogs, of course, are common on board ship. The French warship Mar ceau had a bantam cock named BouUp at my place a short the boys and me cut down a spell ago langer as pet, which crowed whenever tree. tho guns were fired. The German Atter it ftll we set down a big mite to Prinz Wilhelm had a grey rest on the trunk, and 1 stork, and hear some- the United States Chicago had a pig. thing making a noise inside. Doves, pigeons, blackbirds and peaBoys, soz I, ain't this tree cocks are popular with Italian seamen, and the unfortunate Almirante No, 'Oquendo of Spain had a pair of cassosolid. , waries as pets. Then I hear the fuss inside again. I grabbed an ax, and, sez I, as I wrnt Governments Protect Quail. to cboppin': Quails are becoming so scarce that There's something inside this both France and Germany have absohere, and Im to know what lutely prohibited their killing. it is. By Nedi There was a holler place Inside, and in there was a nine pound catfish what Id been hearin lino Fine tea is so ufrrn i flute-tone- R, m ,eii a; at Tumors Cured. Fibroid 3 I Hayes, following after I Hayes Howd that fish get in there? Rsked a listener. Havent got any idea how he did leg n the tree growed around him, which I reckon it had, some time or other. For a second sample the old man furnished the following: There was a terrible big fish," said he, what used to come up the Osage before the war, and we got to hearin so much about it that a passel of us fellers set in to catch him. We got 200 feet of inch and a half rope, had the blacksmith weld us a big hook, and we put on a whole dog for bait We set our line, and soon, sure enough, the fish swallered the dog, hook and all, and the hook hung. We couldnt nigh pull him out, though there was ten of us, so we hitched on two yoke of oxen, and after a hard struggle we managed to drag that fish out . on the bank. He was nine foot between the eyes, and his eyes sot closer together than they ought to set in a fish of that size. Kansas City Star. of Boston, Mass., in letter tells how she was everything First Letter Appealing to Mrs. Pinkliam for Help Pi.vkitam: I have been under Boston doctors treat- -' ralong time without any relief. They tell mo I have a fibroid I cannot sit down without great pain, and the sorens extends bearing-dow- n pains both back and front. My pt I have and I have had flowing spells fur three years. My ap--f I cannot walk or be on my feet for any length of time, aotgooX he symptoms of Fibroid Tumor given in your little ltook ac describe my case, so I write to you for advice. (Signed) Mrs. Lrts, 232 Dudley St, (Iloxbury) Boston, Mass. !us Mbs. result of Mrs. Pinkhams advice-- ah i she advised Mrs. Hayes, of Boston, to take which she knew would help her pedicine tier contained a mass of additional instruc-a- s to treatment, all of which helped to bring tethe the happy result Pinkiiam: Sometime ago I wrote to you describ-raptoand asked your advice. You replied, and I followed Lwtions carefully, and y I am a well woman. i use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound entirely the tumor and strengthened my whole system. I can walk us Mrs. , r, It! tpil r an: ei. )bl he pb. 5St lit on IS' Pinkhams Vegetable Compound E. is worth five dol-'I advise all women who are afflicted with tumors or able of any kind to give it a faithful trial. (Signed) Mrs. Its, 232 Dudley St, (Iloxbury) Boston, Mass. gold could not purchase such testimony or fake ptalnsof of lift pi -- F the health and happiness which Lydia brought to Mrs. Hayes. (Compound Fer as 'Biles; 13. Pinkhams he accepted by all women as convincing Pinkhams Vegetable Compound stands a remedy for all the distressing ills of women; all tumors; inflammations; ulceration, falling and dis- -' of the womb; backache; irregular, suppressed or painful n. Surely the volume and character of the testimonial printing in the newspapers can leave no room for doubt ' Hayes at her above address will gladly answer any letters ja women may write for fuller information about her illness, pie to Mrs. 1inkham and Lydia E. Pinkbams Vegetable so genuine and heartfelt that she thinks no trouble is too to take in return for her health and happiness. pt it said that it is 4 Lydia 13. Pinkhams Vegetable Com-for-pis curing so dont medicine no and other ; many women, some druggist wants to &el! you something else. let-dai- ly en TEA Tea thoughts are like dream i)lla STAND THE STRAIN! We look through your to but beyond, you; grocer through your grocer, to you. Tour frocer return! jour rnonej If you Ooa't K0 Archery the Sport of Kings. Archery was a pastime beloved of many kings and queens of old. Mary Queen of Scots was noted for her skill with the bow, and a story has been told against her that shortly after Darnley's murder she was shooting at the Tranent butts with Bothwell for partner. Henry VIII was an archer bold, and among other Royal experts with bow and arrow were Edward VI and Charles I. w Wil- l- Otarall. your Employ aa aunbeam to maiutage brow atandard to the give Ask nightingale trill. Call Jonquil "John" and gay carnation Nat." Lto down In wood and gently awell with glee, Cllntb hohlderes. a alenlthy as a cat. And Ktulk the timid bits of acenery. Idle Ah! live and Inush throughout the day. Watch apecklcd cow, for aunaets lie In wall. with hrook and howra that? Conver-o- doc It pav? 1 competition' dont know-t- he Well. great. -- Thomas R. Ybarra. by Z. C. M. 1. Bool, Shoo and Orerall factor,, e poaaoaa ALL tha good q' all-ti- make-n- p uad la country. the tb bardeit They will stand such which gannenta la tenia ara put. Vada la ail site for men. boy and girl, by Utah labor. In a factory which la a model of oratooaa and elaanllneaa. When Weateru people oaa obtain the aery belt Overalls the moat made anawhere. at are thins repaenabla prleea. Induttry' Home the eonalder-atlo- a. la entitled te Wbal ttatok yoaf Nountalneer Oaaralla ara for sale la moat avery geaaral a to re la the who -- ait. If your dealer eaa I X. upply you. write t A.O. at. Salt Lake City. Utah. later-mounta- in prop-altl- brings-ou- t country. And that isn't all. Wrlie for our KiinwliHije Book, A. Potulliii A . Comiisnj, Sun Iraurlki-owe Methods. Need Agriculture la so bad In Kustda that the average yield of wheat per acre ts 'SlaP e Th M urine fcja Buufc con- versation if anything will ; it compels to a little leisure. TEA One lingers long over tea, If the tea is fine. It is a good time and place to linger. an mrty Co.. Chinan. ei4 Home t Wnn tucui jour tjaa Vj lrv. COLLEGES Making the Face Expressive. Guutiuuy bpiakiug. wbat may be termed the mechanism of the face Is the same in all of us, and the facial muscles are s susceptible of training as the muscles of the arms and legs. We can educate them to a considerable extent as actors commonly do. without thinking of tbs problem from an anatomical standpoint and thus may render our faces mor expressive and proportionately mor Interestlmr. 50-CEN- BUSINESS COMBINED elx-u- L. BALT LAKE D.8. and Btudrnt! ) llookkeepln tbn kb nuwt niutId thoiougb. borttaml ra Typeorttlnu th noav IVnnmu-- . Telegraphy tb niol acniram. r.Hh iwena a khlp tha Blunt s'DipIc. iinifekkhiD. quirk Iv rqulri IVjhUIixm liiiklntma man (or graduate look to ua lor their amplojea to onteo woik. Apartmenia dellghtlut. tearbiiig (on-equipment perfeel, h ilabt. pmgmaa rrutn Corn and are or writ fur catalog, till LakaCilj, Utah. 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W toMUaoy monifif opfaurWintiy. . a. n - 1 1 d. mu a4r. f. - xa- -w 0' iho o niwo of o I wHonjfo ho0o4 oor ol4 cliliito AkMon. SEARS, ROEBUCK & CO., Chicago, III. YOU WILL HAVE A BETTER YOU BEND FOR OUR CATALOCUI BEFORE YOU CO FISHING I I I I IF CVCRTTHIN G I TRIP FREE FOR EVERY IFORT IN EVERY lEUON e Sil1 "'n Paper. . a Pay When Cured be-In- L181" a. 11.. because tb average little more than The Father of American Golf. from English soil. yield Robert Lockhart, a New York linen merchant, who died recently In his native Scotland, may well be spoken Positive, Comparative, Superlative of with reverence and gratitude on every links In this country, for he 11 1 was golf's missionary to the United haa uaad on of your Flah Brand llckara for tl ysara and now wantI States. Ho arrived In New York when naw on, alao on for frlond, he was 20 years old. He was devoted would not bo without on for twic th coat. Thay art Juat aa far ahsad to tennis, in its brief term of favor, of a common coat at a common on and when that wanted he brought la ahtad of nothing. two sets to Scotland NMt ON rrucTiCN) a back from trip of golf clubs, from Tom Morris, called Bo aura you dont gat on of th com. "the grand old man of Scottish golf. non kind thla la th utrrn mark of aacallanc. 'VJ He brought his neighbors together under an apple tree In Yonkers, Instructed them In the game, exhibited Its A. J. TOWER co OftTON. U ta A. points In action, and the Apple-tregang soon formed the SL Andrewe TOWER CANADIAN CO, LIMITED Golf club, the first In this country. TORONTO, C4WA0A And American golfers will go out of Wt Wtathir Clotkimf aW Mmi Vaktrt their way, wheu visiting the other side, to see the tomb of Robert Lack hart in Dunfermline abbey. Why They Do Not Speak. Good morning. Miss Sweetlelgb!" cried Cholly Sparkers to the fair dam eel of hi acquaintance whom he bad out Just ntet: pray what brings you Tho indulgence in tea is day? In the ao early the to been photogOh, I've Just tho pleasand so very slight, that rapher with my pet pug Pansy, toure escapes attention, unless we have had our portraits taken WE and dear? Beauty we, haven't gether, one waits a hit. with the bensL yon know." she added, CATASB Peafnsaa. Mnae sad Throat Trousad Lu.g Broaahiai bles. traaad lu pmam, Writ (orourKBuwl4(Bwk,A.BhtlllB(A a eaucy little laugh." aad KlUaaj Truahiaa, iiMt, Sutwn.h, to Coiupanj, (tea rrsorlar. taaaaaaa. Mlaaawr Treati.a t.aia.a t WO And what a little beauty he Is, tentioioto. Cferooio ploonooo WwoniD be sure, replied Johnson, as he roo, Hon IHmm, cranium. Know Nature of Exploalwae. ?Ho derly stroked poor Pansy'a went red. thla IHhum NtiUN tad HhaaaM. One of the cause of Japan's coughed, suddenly he af too taaaia. HIM Then turned etgs In war is her thorough knowledge fclf nofc. tood IMoooooo, Trow', toottrw (ofFovar, and tried to explain. But she Worn, Uoy and I hot ifcfvai become to him liarfaa aU xploxlve and their behavior Bn fnHoeia,!o.t m4 away leaving iMiaaaaa. a parted thus and they variety of conditions, The Lanin cold turn; Ham Traatoaeat Caraa. Writ far fra that the Japanese chemdeclare cet evermore. eanaotaall. If for w. lat aoad aa. a. symptom strangers 'Won, CaaiailalU t raa. ist unites th power of originality of th English chemist with th praett A Reminder of Hi Wild Oats. an cal lntuitioo of the German. At th once visited ..J'rn-t'- ruf to. Croker t Um w Richard -- a.. g m. nr eat. University of Toklo practical atudy ia NPWOrt V ancient English castle, the .owner: raiUirK w In much favored, and aplendid facliltle valet sow. wa wear to ta The time. the t aa absent at am .Liu. Lt tart-hairlnf CHoIO ii aet aasaiai'! lu the labors a n . th taaay yolualarf Iwil- - f SB aatll wa vara was generous with his Informa- for work are provided t '?h!,f,PB',wfhoa. I Vrgaal aa,, St'laf mum, gtatara jahamhieawitl4 aadtamj tion and a. climax to the serle. torlcs apd workshop. urt at f aatrani ! li!,ar! S w a rn of Interesting rooms opened of bot ralaoa. aa aiaaS hV;.4 Important to Mother. number - aaMW and disclosed a large tai. and carefully ary bottia of CA9TORIA. 'V guanine u, alaa 4 trvvhUM U urrira nooan: symmetry, uts ties, placed In perfect aud aura Maundy for Infants and childrao, t ia ii a afa ''Ap.r.'' nui celling. reaching to the lofty & tad aa that It bottles. exSHORES, Expert Specialists, 249 "A pyramid of empty docs Uut UMfsIha claimed the New Worker. glgactar of Adv.rtleementa ear oo. When Anewerloa cm I SO Yaara. 1 Uao For . Kindle Mention Thla PPr Aar g f vk Tk Kind Too Kara Alwaya Boahi !! alonally, i k.r he hi what a gigantic a aiiaailoa. ij f" u Whore Man la Handicapped. maJe of himself." Portland OregonSaaf hl L nan vaa, colo a quarter of an Inch A cbeese-mltian. long can Jump out of a vessel tlx Inches deep. To equal this feat a man Eyi Water would have to Jun-- p out of well 144 hal 140 living dcsrcndsnts lnciuding fast deep. Advertleemanta. great grandchlldrvn. aeventy-o- n ' Thl teak Mon This 1 am sure Piso'a Cure (or Consumption saved Thos. Romuks, my life three ycura at!0.-M- us. Muple Street, Norwich, N. Y.. Fob. 17, WOO. TEA Fine tea TEA one-fift- TEA ! aocoaoary for th of Over. Ill to b our to Idyl of Idleness. When wucr unnumbered tear your soul to bits And on your brow the bluea have Jammed their crown. When desperation pull off both Its mltta And laps your aolur plexus when you're down. Buck up! to aadneaa never thua kow-toher with a Sweet Nature amllea-enj- oy FORFEIT If cannot forthwith prodoe the original lattar and aignatvw 1 Jnmalaiuinonlali, which will pro? tnair absolute ganainanaaa Km Madicin Ca, Lymn, Maaa. d tea-drinki- Schilling'! Bait. Fishing Better Than FarmVig. An acre of good fishing ground will yield more food In a week than wt acre of the best land will In a year. Leavened Bread Not Widely Used. From Rome the art of making leavened bread was slowly Introduced among the northern nations, and even at the present time, in upper Nor way and Sweden, In Finland, Iceland and Siberia, fermented bread Is but geldcm used except among the higher classes. In many parts of Sweden rva cakes as hard as wood are baked twice a year and form the common bread of the poorer classes. In Scotland, up to a recent period, barley bannocks and oaten cakes were tha ordinary bread of the people. well-to-d- p7 'Mminletnaar'' Mrs Wlvtfllow't Roothlnf ftyrop th rW !! plu,curo wUul oullu. itovftbulU We are not a people; we should ho steadier, if we were. Uk Artistic Gem Cheaply Bought. What appears to be a genuine painting by Constable was purchased tn a Margate auction mart for $2.30, The picture has been examined by an expert and alued at $3,000. FnrfhtUlrea TEA thoughts, not tied to cares and sorrows. stop-over- &mauuou, u German Colonists in Palestine. Industrial conditions In Palestine have suffered severely from the loss to labor by a steady stream of emigration of Palestines people to other parts of the earth. An exception to this rule is presented by the parts of Palestine in which Europeans have settled. In these the land has been made to yield not only larger but fairly profitable harvests. To the German colonists a great deal of credit is due for their success in proving that a great future awaits the agriculturist and horticulturist who goq the right way to work in Palestines fields and among Its vineyards and orchards. A German colony that settled on the years ago heights of Haifa thirty-fou- r has prospered. Not one of its ninety families is poor. All are fairly They have raised grapes from AfTentaller and Riesling, scions from which a wine free from alcohol Is made. This Is sold to the natives and rerves as a very refreshing drink. to-da- ES Many Children Are Sickfy. Mother Gray Sweet Powders for Children, used by Mother Gray, a nurse iu Children a Homo, New York, cure Summer Complaint, Feverlshnesa, Headache, Stomach Troubles, Teething Disorders and Destroy Worms. At all Druggist s, Sample mailed FUEL. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Hoy, N. Y. daintily that a man (or even a woman) may gobble it down without snspecting it. flappin!" else, failed, by Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. E. This Will Keep Them Off. Throw a piece of alum about the sire of a marble Into a bowl af water and wet the face and hands and any exposed part lightly with It," says a writer In the Medical Times, and not a mogqulto will approach you. . n TEA stressing case of Fibroid Tumor, the skill of Boston doctors, h baffled i Excellent Opportunity to Arrange for Your Reception at 8L Louis, During the Fair, Free. If you Intend going to the Louisiana Purchase Exposition. St. lxMiis, Missouri, opened by President Roosevelt April 3uth, lyot. U will be very much to your advantage to correspond with Mr. F. 11. Worsley, No. 411 Dooley block, Salt Lake Ciiy, Utah. Mr. Worsley has arranged to have all his party's met at the St. Louis doiot and escoited to their lodgings, which will be reserved In advance. Information relative to passenger ticket limits, hotel rales, rates and all other necessary information asked for will he cheerfully given free of charge. This will especially he of benefit o these desiring to travel with Utah parties or In pintles of four or five. School teachers will alsu hear something to their interests by writing above party. wo-:a- th'h '4 FROM MISERY TO HEALTH. Society Leader and Club Woman of Kanaaa City Writes to Thank Doans Kidney Pills for a Quick Cure. Miss Nellie Davis, of 1218 Michigan Ave., Kansas City, Mo., society leader n, and club writes: "I can not say too much of In praise Doans Kidney Pills, for they effected a complete cure In a very short ttme when I was suffering from kidney troubles brought on by a cold. I had severe pains in the back and sick headaches, and felt miserable all over. A few boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills made we a well woman, without an ache or pain, and I feel compelled to recommend this reliablo remedy. NELLIE DAVIS. (Signed) A TRIAL FREE Address Foster-MilburCo., Buffa.o, N. Y. For sale by all dealers. Price 50 eta. A BROWNING BROS. CO. OOD Ul I N, AM. |