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Show ? r t THE SPANISH FORK PRESS. A ndscw jrxnanr, ruu SPANISH FORK, m of UTAH. Sultan Dosoon should bavo his nams changed to Toosoon. Gcronltno probably has confessed that he was an old thief of Dinner. Jamaica should be a good market for cyclone cellars during the next few months. I sleep H(e a ha he. says Corbett. What poetic language these hard-flat-- fighter use! d , Apparently Mount Vesuvius' grudge against the existing order of things Is deep and lasting, The now college of Journalism is primarily Intended, however, to produce newspaper men. Undoubtedly Russia and Japan are merely bluffing. Neither has begun to Invest In Missouri mules. It would be well worth going many miles to see Mr. Jeffries and a good swift red devil collide head-on- . Thomas Cooksey Ward, "The Sage of Maryland," is dead at the age of 111. It takes a sage to reach that ago. A St. Baul girl tried the old reliable test to discover if they were mushrooms or toadstools. It worked. California regrets to report that she has not prunes enough this year to create trouble in even the Hungarian , diet. Literacy people should live as near as possible to nature without getting too far away from the publishers.' Puck. Perhaps If they had allowed Mr. Corbett to take an ax Into the ring with him the result might have been different. Palo Alto Will Be Missed. The closing of the famous Palo Alto stock farm at Menlo Park, Cal., founded over forty years ago by the late Senator Stanford, Is to be regretted. It will live in history as long as harness horse breeding and racing exists as the most progressive of Its class up to the present time. There are still some 1G0 head of young stock to bo disposed of, that following the farms custom In the past will be sent to the fail auctions, Palo Alto bred, developed and raced the best, and while they did not refuse to sell their choicest at private sale, made no effort In this direction, they preferring to send them to the auctions, and let the public sot the price. Their great success year after year along all these lines, especially the latter, is worthy the careful consideration of all breeders with an animal crop of good racing prospects to develop and disof. pose fyp stake at tho grand circuit meeting Aug. 12, and the veteran driver was The race was ex- loudly applauded. citing from start to finish, Kinney I,ou's principal competitor being John Taylor, the winner of the $ 10,000 M. and M. stake at Detroit, In two greet Kinney Lou wen by a neck and a half length. Jay McGregor sold favorite for $100 against tho field. Kramer Outrides Lawton. Frank L. Kramer of Orange, N. J., three years tho professional cycling SOMETHING es champion, vindicated his possession of tho lltlo at Manhattan beach Aug. 15 by winning two out of three heats In the match race against Iver Law-sothe speedy Swede of Salt lake City. Jhe match was made for $1,000 a side and a purse of $1,000 offered by the management. Kramer won the butter," second heat by superior Jockeying And do you expect me to sell that and the third apparently because kind of butter to my customers? Lawson quit or weakened. "Now, look here, Silas Treevls," said the old woman, "my butters bet-ter-n Titus No Longer Champion. Fact Mile of Motor Car, any your customers ever gets, Frank B. Greer of the East Boston An American motor car remodeled and as for the mouse well, what Athletlo Association Boat club wrestalong German lines Is reported to they dont know won't hurt them. ed the Bculllng championship from C. have covered a mile on the Coney The old man took the butter and S. Titus of the Atlantic Boat club of Island boulevard the other night In weighed It, went to his cellar, and afNew York on Lake Quinslgamond de- fifty-on- e seconds, against Fourniers ter a little while returned with a roll cisively at the annual regatta of the record of fifty-on' s and seca somewhat different shape, hut National Association of Amateur onds on the same course. The tim- of very much the same In general apOarsmen. Greer was eight lengths ing was dene by a held pearance,' and this being satisfactory ahead of F. Veseley of the First Boand snapped at the to his by a customer, she took it and went hemian Boat club of New York at the mile passenger, which lice the course. The out. posts finish, while Titus gave up the race machine is owned In Boston and will About a week later the countryan eighth of a mile from the line In the autumn meets. participate woman happened in again. and paddled In Just ahead of W. B "Howd you like the butter?" asked West of the West Philadelphia Boat International-Cycl- e Races. old philosopher. the club, who was the fourth competitor Eleven nations were represented at to the championship senior "First rate," replied the woman. tho congress of the world's Internasingles. "Folks eat it? Despite his easy victory, Greer tional bicycle champions at CopenhaYep." pulled a remarkably fast race, and gen, America by Victor Breycr. It Well, maybe you was right, after all. about what people don't know NO ONE TO GIVE JEFFRIES A not hurtln em. You et the butter FIGHT. with the mouse In It, after all. I jc3' changed the shape of the roll a little. e Why the Clergyman Treated. They sat on the veranda of the summer hotel In tho dusk of the evening, gazing scaw ard and sipping through long straws at cooling drinks, and thoroughly enjoying tlielr cigars. One of the men was a noted clergyman, whose sermons are quoted every Monday morning in many newspapers. Score One for the Croccr. The little town of Mercer, Penn., boasts a green grocer with all the The other day a j wisdom of Solomon. the county famous countrywoman, over for the quality of her butter, called on this old Silas Treevls with the odd request that he take a pound roll of her making giving her in place of cash an equal amount of butter from his own stock. Knowing, as he did, that her butter was better than any he ever handled, and knowing too, that she knew that It was, the old fellow became somewhat suspicious and questioned tho womans motive. "Well, you sea," she said finally when I come to dp the churnin this week I found a mouse drowned In the cream, and somehow our folks feel kind o offish about eatin this here Nautical Term. a heavy swell. On the bosom of h What he sipped through his straw was One of tho other two orangeade. was an equally writer of historical novels. The third was a distinguished looking man whose occupation was unknown to the others. All three had come together with the easy only possible In such resorts. What the writer and the stranger sipped was not orangewell-know- ade. "Yes, ABOUT SClir-Thwindow 8orJ no protection from pryUig wire uetting can he easily m serve the purpose of a well ns a protection frum other insects. This giving the outside of all coat of thin white palm. m it may seem, the paint wffi L.1 iS m-- I hli tici able, and while those house may look through the ( same as ever, onlsideis cannot the room. The puiut should belo. tb with turpentine, and applied bread, tint brush. If the paint Is 1 Helen ily thin and the "'urk care;, doue, it will not have the dauirf penrauce one sets in so h pa luting,-Wom- four-fifth- stop-watc- ordinary ans Home ' Comp J MARKING TABLE LINES The marking of table njlea ,j operation that often hodiers tae ! ago housekeeper. If she S Wt.ilt she can hire other women to embre the initials or monogram in the white embroidery that Is so hands! -- and so expensive. Or she may her table napkins and to, with a stencil and India Ink. T looks cheap, as it Is. Spool embroil which Is novel, easy and pretty done, offers a happy medium tetrt the two. One woman who dors t deal of it says the first step Is to a and draw a circle It on the article to be marb Start at the bottom of the circle around nearly half Then start ngdin at the bottom a; stitch around the other half. Atit top leave a tiny space, and tho be that of a dainty laurel wreak If the wreath Is extended at the botto; In two small straight lines each other the wreath effect is helg ened. A small bow knot at the bes n also pretty. In the centre draw theft sired initial with a pencil, spool brier-stitc- h a, said the distinguished lookand closely to over aud ova.J ing stranger. In reply to a remark Prof. Langley should not be discournttsburg Dispatch. from the which had been clergyman, aged. If hla machine will not fly per seconded by the writer, "head work haps It will be a success as a subMONDAY MEMS. Is, Indeed, very trying, and the men marine boat. who earn their living by It need a To set the dye In colored vacation now and then. He smiled goods, soak the article tiiuronghly x A Chicago professor has undertaken ' a little in tho darkness, for the cold water before Its first the task of writing six largo books washingij clergyman and the writer had lost no to make assurance doubly sure, add , about money. Thats his scheme for time la announcing their particular teaspoonful of sugar of lead or a lu. getting money. CL' and In descanting upon its ful of salt to the water. prof difficulties, If a man will only keep on making Yes, it is true, said the novelist, love to a woman after he has married Many laur-rosse- s abjure the wi head work Is the most trying of all, soap altogether la the her they can keep on fooling themRrcing Term A Hot finish. washing ofi selves Indefinitely. especially when the hours are long." ored prints. To do this, plunge ther How many hours a day do you tides In a bath of lukewarm wpr Tcld at the Yacht Club. In the New York Yacht club they work? asked tho stranger. Live shells were fired at a French mixed plentifully with bran. Rinse': I always put In six hours are telling a Joke on a member who warship without any apparent effect literary mediately to soft, cold water, and hr. upon It. However, Deweys men were to dry In a shady, unheated place. In: dropped anchor a few days ago off work every day, said the novelist "And you, sir? not behind the guns. the Navesink Highlands. lie went when nearly dry. on the wrong side. "I find four hours of mental strain ashore with Ms guests and visited two at or sufficient, srid the clergyman. three but Unfortunately To prevent buff or gray linens tor the people cottages, the through some blunder the electric launch re"And I work ten, remarked the fading, add a world would like most to be rid of are teaspoouful of Hid novdr tho ones who get mixed up in turned to his yacht without him. Ho stranger. pepper to the water in which they saw two mea in overalls and flannel those tunnel accidents. Really? Head work? asked the first washed. shirts (tolling from a dory, clergyman and the novelist In chorus. i "Yes; every bit of It "Hey! shouted the N. Y. Y. C. u- Lawrence, Kas,, had a wind storm and fine silk stockln? tocrat, "if youl row me out to i it the other day that made some of the Special or general literature? should he cleaned w th benzoin e vessel Ill glvo you a dollar. "Nc'ther. I am a barber," said the naphtha- old settlers think for the moment that preferably the latter. Tr All right said the men. Quantrell had come again, them inrlde out, shake free from dor They rowv ed him out and took the dollar. lay them flat to a dish, and cover W: "Thank ycu, he said, as ho stonped ITow would It do for the tho cleansing Huld, taking care not: benations, aboard. "I might need yon fellows fore further Increasing their do tho work ,n a room where there navies, to have a few of the rocks dug out again. If you hear a pistol shot, will a fire or light. Stir briskly to tt yoq come tor me? of the oceans, so the boats will have hath, and then remove to a fresh oneef roomT "Sure, said the sailor men. , clean naphtha, which will effectas5fc Next morning they heard a shot remove all lurking traces of sofiam and rowed out to tho yacht Another "The sheep which were Imprisoned This process completed, the stocks dollar was offered and taken. I ator fn the turret of the French cruiser should be patted as nearly dry asp In the day tlje yarhtrman was IntroEuffern that's Just what they were sible. and hung to tho open air ll . duced to hl3 two drevsed doing, even If they were not seriously odor of tho flnhl has disappeared to faultless flannels at a tennis club. Injured. Drinks were ordered. For washing silk underwear a strs Well, said the Now Yorker, "you It Is generally known that potatoes Jim Jeffries is still champion of yet soapsuds made of warm water u! contain a large percentage of alcohol the heavies. He disposed of Corbett Is noundiscovered, however, and thert must have had a good laugh at my pure white soap is th. best media but are we to Infer that this Is most Flth ridiculous ease In San Francisco, now. serious Columbus lu sight right mistake yesterday. but in no case must soap bo mtM Don t mention it, replied one of upon the garment. Wan. the fcta generously liberated in tho process of and established, if nothing else, his Again It has been demonstrated the boatmen. "Jim and I Status. mashing? thoroughly but lightly to two nr that tho Ufo of an athlete is a limited for your dcltor and I won. It matched cessive baths of the soapsuds and tit The fight was a d sbajl be affair institution. Corbett thought that he ana Huai In tin irai.ird (rmoJ There Is a man at Laurel, I L, who from scratch to finish. At no time was Huso it to lukcnrtn Fattk r.,m better ami faster and stronger claims that In the sixty years of bis was Corbett a contender. The water ilub out tho between hands, than ho ever was before in his life. prlate inscririon. as In bigger this the first dollar I rummer au , drive tho life ho has eaten 87.000follow of the two went In against the This was a the garment and pull :t Into stiff pancakes. bus down misrake. to The ever best very Some people dont seem to have by tho sweat of tho dej ot and back." then, when It Is almost dry, press It any craft, cunning and wit of hi3 adver- Corbett could have hoped fer was to brow." sonso of shame. the wrong side with a moderately M sary, and battered him down and out have stood still since his last ring without sustaining so much as a encounter. Even Iron. Philadelphia strong Telegraph. this was not realsweetly, and ho glanced alNet Angli-ieRepresentative Baker of Brooklyn, black eye. ized. Tho advance of most longingly at tho conof years, fanovelist's Is "We?!, there one who will The boilermaker is In a class all tinued neither accept railroad mous head or bn!r, and deprivation, of be said of Crawford. thing that can passes nor appoint cadets to Annapo- hla own. There la not now anything tlototn hardship Although iia life and Improvident frolics, went Tho cleru.v m in was the htmsnlf first to fishing on the Kahhath lis, must have got into politics by mis- In fighting pumps to compare with of and looking at the novolist he and sp'ak, days,' nights restive he didn't let tils little son fish." take Buffalo Express. hint, Brohably back of somo plow ofhigh tendon ami said: "1 am glvd to hear that. Was physical exhaust, or on tho nigh end of some ax hnndle all theso told on "Ah-bCorbett. Hem! To speak to tho at Sunday sehotl?" That man In Mount Vernon who let the material may exist to glvo JefWhen (ho test came Jeffries was boy I fancy vernacular, that tho-- the "No; tho hooks." belting bis Wire Compel him to sleep for a fries a tussle. That material la as there." Corbett was drinks are n us," not. month In tho chtckn coop has shown "They are," said tho writer. Strawberry Cnnnpes-Cr- mh fi? The Dancer, Unconsciously that It takes a wife to tho time of berries with sugar; spread generou! measure nenirately tho dimensions of tho event in f.3b?i is tho record for was decide! to bold a championship on buttered white bread without cr tho auuals of the Tricky Misa Dainty Foot. moctlrg nt tho St. Louis crpositlon. her husband. f Oh. door!" tusni I.nniunj anti Germany with tho Hut in uniform oblongs r.rd F nrpli rret foot. on ty cants for the plate garnished with The Fan FraneNeo earthquake and uring has coma daintily meeting to he held In untimi again, aud it f.v., lettuce leaves. Dick Welles Is King, l.tia, but the derision on tfch point loose enou-- b tho era; t on of Mt. Colima, following to drop o.i." Dick Welles is Hag of western vras postponed until roulette Koup Melt three th outburst from Vesuvius, afford am-r- l the meeting of "I t me u . it fnr At Harlem last week the at spoons of butter, add three taib-- P t congress you." MIJ hGr I'arls uoxt February. evLlene.j that tho disturbance o miring and pei sons saw tho great and nobly v., lailnrg young el each of diced celery, tho great round ball on which wo turnip and cand EHc-Tej- s son h ln of Over show his Kirg one tablexpnon of mimed onion, a W "ion the top Ilvo has r.ot been settled LfPtor' Denies Rumor. yet heels to tho 4 ccrold Grand Opera -- ' lr Thomas 1 Ubm in leaf, a blade of mace, bit of lMr-- r w-- 3 In tl.o special ircUh rare, which la commenting Cook slowly twenty minutes, tlunsd tho upon tth,lB Sff sh() statement If you are bltton by a rattlesnake ' ho hmkej that would sell too tt d! t nee. tho absence of McBhcrney and Alan-- a ooth the older raising her fluffy three tablespoons of flour; when Shamrocks at auction tnys an authority, "and cant get Dale was arrange! t deride which ed pour over ! ,,MI" tho Immediately aft,.p the sr't blsky, eat tobacco a pound If International gradually tlir-- e p was the best hot so now training at races, mu.t l , ninnij.u! it t j offending of milk, add it said: "There is no foundation one teaspoon of It will cure you." Life is the Chtcar-- tracks. !" In the little pepper and cook In a double iweet. and there arc men. doubtless, report 1 have never considDirk Welles not only defeated ered such minute ,yiU a, there was evMoact twenty minutes, Strata and add n course and 1 will ho would pay even this 0 say i rofircR on the pries for It Grand Opera derisively and In a man- - now that I will never it Tr-erstep. egg yolks beaten with cap 41 f dispose of either nor that I"tt no doubt ns to his su- of tho boats to -l" The Toledo Blade says: "Miss crenm. began Ul(, ywiItg that way." premacy, hut hung up a new world's Tltmnrsh has a pair of calves thatFairy Rhubarb lee Ono quart of erw"1, tooling down, buHhed can one pound of .cot bo teat In this section of our record for the mile, tcverlng the disNotes of the sugar, two pounds of ri5 tance in 1:37 2 5, and c'lpping one-fiftFighters. 1,1 glorious republic." Perhaps somebody Mike Ward wilt go arter Britt half narh, a pint of water, Jut' or of a second from toned vehemently that she O Keefo next. fj .will write a poem about them, as find of one lemon. Wipe and cut L Rotten entirely that she mark, made at tho last Washington 8 clmnSd the rhubarb and somobody did about Marys George M unroe Intends going to little park meeting. put It Into n pan tho t.iecd for tho buttonedhad lirnL the to tho fall to meet any water, lemon Juice and rind. boots. The above record is for & circular England With complexion like tho roue, quite tender press It well to get Dll course. The straight rwny tnaik of Fomo immenso waterspouts have Callous Patient, au tho Juice. But half tho sugar Noting Peter Jackson has been of-- Mld tho snows- Your trouble tto njste.an been teen to Nome, and It has been 1:3314 Is held by Rntvator. cream Into n doubla holler; who Due to on powder her nn,e. ,hp of the eompltrat d nn J I thick I ttilng blocks of Ice in Jack O Brten Palmer fight to I suppose yml ugar li melted taku off tho cri'flW Colorado, but riu!, bpllw England. let HI.' call two Other Budd Doble Wins Rich Friio. Art Black will meet Hod hot a solitary Sho twirls upon her tos when cold add to It tho rct of k has shown clans In and Fpicer Ten thousand retatnrs coniuu.tation. ,. Biid.1 A1 Inublcn encounters In abbreviated up at any of the sca-ddougnr and cream. But Into a reports this Doble drive Ms s;own Billy cnthes, hone, in the prellmtnnr'es to theFtnrkey And exhibits s; angled Lcr-scrimer. The v'rn' and when nearly frozen add tho f1' Ward-Shee- r liar must la Lou, to l!"Cter. Vonm';Vrry to victory in tire Empire $3,00') Likam a vacation this year. To tho beaus, 'valt n at l I caa rhubarb juice and continue to tw go at Port II iron. Sept, 2. call Homo .' ,a tl 'I'd. ml mo. until firm, Let It stand for two before serving. workta-finel- y , s r Lace-wove- n one-side- exul t . slo-ple- vs 15,-06- 0 -'7 i, nee-fissar- ,tr one-hnl- h Alan-aDalo'- s r r!iv!V'T t o N'-m- ry sea-serpe- t.-- 3 |