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Show SEPTEMBER jfHE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, 5, 1920. Lardner Preaches Economy: in Liveing DIG EflTBY LIST Lay Something A Side for a Rainy Day aa 4 ,(u on the Budget System Six Hundred Thorough Run the House El a4 eye aye e , , . eye r '' ay-- - ay-- - j ; ay-a- t4 - ' . osieru f aya ay. L 4 - a Expected 'to Com By RING W. LARDNER. .h ' editor; pete in Rich Turf Stake. TO thadays moat averybody are preachbred ing economy In iivetng and etc. but the great majority don't know how to go about It to lay something a aide for a rainy day of witch god knows we have had enough of them on Long's Island this summer, but any way I run acroat a married couple of man and wife the other day that has got 3 children all under 64 yra. of age and the man showed nn where he had solved the high cost problem and was aaveing enough every wk. so as in a few yra. he can quit work and not half to worry as they will be enough In the bank to Insure be and hla family vs. want In their old age. This man la a plasterer by trade and only mhkeing 264 per wk. aa the union don't allow him to work Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Sundays and holidays and only a day Saturday A. M. Well 1 night this man and tha old lady, aa he called hla wife, set down and had a serious talk and begin to figure things out and found they was only laying 194 per wk. to 1 side and spending, alb the rest of It. In a few yra. at that rate they would be llveing on the bounty of the county; So this bird said to the wife, We have got to economize somewhere! or ruin Is ua In the face aa all I Can scrimp atairing up In my profession Is 264 per wk, and we ain't savelng only 194 of It and wile we are llveing In the lapse of luxury, why suppose something should happen to me so aa I couldnt plaster no more, where would you and the klddtee be atT Bo I propose that we start and run tha LEXINGTON, Ky., Sept 4.SomAof the 00 thoroughbred! for Which bespoken wmt weeki back for the Impending Lexington meeting of the Kentucky Jockey club's season of autumn . racing have assembled at the local track. The rest will be In from Saratoga and the Canadian courses in the course of the next week, and presently reports will, be going out from the Blue Grass metropolis ,o f brilliant wprk done by preparing for the approaching renewal of the Breeders futurity and by the die tance running stars that will gallop a . mile and a half In the Lexington cup, i There will be a fresh lot of horses at the Lexington track -- when the first of the Kentucky meetings begins on Sep teraber IS. So generous were the purses offered at Lexington, Louisville and La tonia last spring that many of the strong est of the western stables remained at tome through July and Auguet Instead Of seeking profitable employment st Yonkers, Aqueduct, Saratoga and in CanThe horses of these stables will ada. come to the races in tha last week of the month fully seasoned, because they campaigned . steadily through the spring, and pert and sprightly because of their sum- house on the budget system. mers rest. - 350 ng tu Many Stables Entered. ' , Formidable western stables that will help to make the racing In Kentucky Interesting this fall are those of Charles H. Berryman, Edward R. Bradley. Colonel W. E. Applegate, former United States Senator Johnson tij Camden, C. W. Clark, the Gallaher brothers, John Oliver Keene, H. H. Hewitt. F. J. Keily, Thomas C. McDowell, B. J. B&nnon, C. L. Blackford, Nat P. Dorch, George j. Long, Hal Price Headley, W. F- - Knebleoamp, S. K. Nuck. ols, J, W. Parish, John W. Schorr, J. B. Respess, J. P. Baker and Montfort Jones. The stable of Edward R. Bradley, proprietor of the Idle Hour stud, has cut a more conspicuous figure In Saratoga racing this summer than any other western establishment. The Bradley horses will return to Lexington by way of Belmont park, where one or two of the better of Its win stop to fill engagements In the - Belmont Park Futurity Best Pal, stakes, and the whidh.a fter Man o' War, looks as good as any other In the United States, will tarry long enough to run in the Jerome handicap. Believe Idle Hour, Blowing Bubbles and Black Servant are the youngsters most likely to bear the Bradley silks In the Breeders Futurity at Lexington, which, tor this seasons renewal, will have a value of about 1S,CK)0. Blowing Bubbles, a son of Cunard and Macaroon and a maiden until August It, may turn out to be the best of the BradThis colt beat smart ley konwlnnlng youngsters when he trimmed Nohant, Cote d'Or and Bennington at Saratoga. ' three-year-o- three-year-o- -- ld experienced eye quickly notes superior excellence of Holeproof Hosiery. ' Its fine, even texture, its lus-trous finish, end its shapeliness mark it as the hose of fcood taste and fcood style. In durability, Holeproof is equally excelling. It lowers your hosiery expense because of was the budget system, Well," he says, "the word budget comes from i Lithuanian words budg and et and it means I will give you 14 per wk. to buy the food and clothes and pay the rent and washing and servants and etc. and I will take tha other 244 and stick it in the old saveings bank every wk. and In a few yra we can give the world the laugh if I can't plaster or " get plastered no more." So his Mrs. was tickled td death and said let os try It beginning next wk. Well she set down with a paper and pencil- - and figured out that they had been throwing away pretty near 2.00 per wk. on luxurya that wasn't getting them npwheres and was dressing the children too heavy and they was all eating too much s rich food and ahe read In tha paper somewherea that tt waa a great savelng of brains and time and money If , f . . ,. its phenomenal wear. For Mtn, Woman tm (Mina in Pur Silk, Silk Pacadand Lusterixtd Lid. .AU papular colorings. HOLEPROOF HOSIERY COMPANY Milwaukee, Wisconsin The word budget comes from 2 Lithuanian words budg and et. wife would make out her on, eay, a Sun fare for the wk. day night, so every - Sunday night, 1 of her going to a gambling he 11, she would stay horns and make out her menu card for the lncoreeing wk., and after a couple wks. practice not only was 10.04 shs running ths houss on the budget but she was laying a 1 a wk. a side for a rainy day to buy a umbrella. Following Is a typical expenses meet, that ahe made out for a wk. , , , the house bill of - y cream, vaseline, cigars and coffee. dinner Cracker Jack, popcorn, peanuts, caramels, milk ihoeolatea, chewing gum, candys, coffee and cigars. Sunday night supper Belgian police dogs, PomeYorkshire ranians. terriers, spaniels, mastiffs Boston baked bulla, greyhounds wolf bounds, aireiales, setters, pointers, water and cigars, cognac. Total expense Bun-da- - 1.25, 5.00 This left- - Mrs. Plasterer with bucks per wk. to throw away on her and the kids as the husband could get along O. K. on hla plasterers uniform. MONDAY breakfast Anchovies, 'rips celery, clam broth, sword fish, ham and eggs, liver and bacon, lettuce SO ahe decided that the beat way to do would be to leave the . kids run and tomatoes with Coney Island dressing, honsy dew a la mode, coffed and cigars, around bare and that left her 4.04 per , wk. to buy shoes,- or 1 pair a wk., and cognac. Monday luncheon Rum cocktail, ter- still leave bar 1.00 to stick in the save-In, , bank. , rapin. Rhode Inland Beds, port, sptnaclf Aa for the clothes outside of the shoes and onions, toothpaste, coffee and cigars, - Caand dinnerRussian kummel. friend the plasterer's wife etc., my Monday viar, Martinis, Marconls, Lobster, Guinea saved enough shells off tha sea food to hen, OBrlena potatoes', soot pudding, keep her children In shell glasses aa .they coffee and dgara, creme de menthe. To- waa aU near sighted, and she sgved tal expense, 1.25. enough bones off tha flab to keep her-aIn corsets, and aha saved enough fur On Tuesdays and Wednesdays and off the dogs to make herself a coat and too waa to all sick eat Thursdays they enough feather off the birds to keep her anything. In hats and enough leaves off the lettuce breakfast Butterflsh, weak-fisFriday echrod, halibut, sea bass. Friday and anchovies to make her dresses, and luncheon Brook trout, perches, white-fis- all and all It wilt taka a whole lot of catfish, dogfish, whale meat, coftee toughIn luck for thla family to find themself ths realms of poverty and I give and cigars, sherry. Friday dinner Oysters, clams, crawfish, smelts, e shrimps, the details to your readers In the hopes redhota, blue gills, hook, line Kid sink- that they profit by it. aa all a person needs to beat the cost of llveing la a ers. Total expense, 1.25. , budget ayatem and a thrifty wife. SATURDAY breakfast Talcum - ga el ld er er 60,-0- h, h, - smothered onions. Long Island prairie dogs, splpe, squab, Watertown quail, pheasant, geese, bacon and eggs, soup and fish. Saturday luncheon Robins, thrush, larks. parrots, canarys, owl eyes, coffee and cigars, Saturday dinner Sherrf and egg. Long s Island, Sept. 8. sj , Total expense31 25. ' Ice breakfast cold cream, Sunday (Copyright, '1624, by Bell Syndicate, Inc.) Miss Muffins, Star. Gossip Avenue broke out of the maiden class in a sprint of flvs furlongs In which she trimmed Miss Muffins, only a coupie of day after Mlsa Muffins had worked three furlongs In the amusingly quick tlms of :32 5 Miss Muffins took a long lead on the (laughter of Bulse, but Gossip Avenue, refusing to be discouraged, wore her down In the home stretch. Gossip Avenue Is a daughter of the Disguise stallion with which Mr. Parrish won the Sanford - Memorial stakes st Saratoga Springs In 1916. Miss Muffins, which la probably as fast as any racehorse In the World, will come back to Kentucky In the stable of John Oliver Keene, and when she learns to husband her speed, as ahs must ultimately, she will be formidable In any company. a. Shano Collin Day ' Planned by 'Chicago Fan oQ ( - of John CHICAGO, Sept. 4 Collins, White Sox first baseman, have for the purpose of staging a organised "John Collins day" at the Sox ball park fishen the team returns from Its eastern trip. After consulting with Owner Com Iskey, who approved of the movement, the date was set for September 13, and tf all of "Shano's" friends are there the park will be filled. Hugh Brennan, who was Interested in the Milwaukee club with Clarenoe Rowland last year, la ons of tha friends planning the day. Collins Is tha oldest man on the Box team In point of service, having been on tha Job since the spring of 1110. Boms figured him about through, but this year when Chick Gandt) failed to return Collins stepped Into the first base Job and has played the beet game of hla career, his performing being largePresident Heydler of the National ly responsible for the Sox top position In league has been quoted in favor of rethe pennant race. moving the restriction on the spltball and to favor a new rule permitting the pitchers to dry thalr hands with resin to , be supplied by the umplrea Heydler and President Johnson of the American leagueIs , x have talked over this matter, and it : t that both will recommend believed common sense, but rW. T. Ttlden of Philadelphia, the new changes based upon wlU be mads la not Ikwn tennis champion, on hla return to Just what changes the United Statea made an unqualified certainly known at this time. denial of , reports appearing In certain American newspapers that he was booed and hissed by the crowd at Wimbledon, England, when playing against Shlmldau, Bit Japanese, In the championships. "Aa unmitigated lie," declared Tllden. "Not only myself, but all the Americana CHICAGO, Sept. 4. The national and faking part In England recalved the most International balloon races for tha James treatment. I simply tact Gordon Bennett trophy, which were hospitable words to express all I feet of esteem and scheduled to have been held here, the toward tha British sporting first on September 11 and the second on gsatltuda waa public. When I walked off tha courts October 93, have been8. called off. It1 Stephens, secre.after defeating tha British clutmplon I announced by James received tha greatest ovation of my life." tary of the Aero club of Illinota It waa In addition, Sam Hardy, captain of the found Impossible to stage the races, he American Davis cup team; William T. said, as no suitable field with the necescould be found. Tllden and George W. Hlllyard. commansary gas connections The races wsre ta have been held In der R. N secretary of the L. T. C.. have signed a statement that Indianapolis, but were transferred here the allegations of hissing and booing" when the gas company there refused to wars absolutely falsa supply gaa (or tha balloons. Net Star Denies Report That British Hissed Him v Cos Cannot Be Obtained; Balloon Races Cancelled , Black wUa. cd a 8 4 4 29-2- 19-9- . 14-1- 3 8-- 12-- 8 18-1- 1 0 14-- 8 8 . ! ALT LAM TRIBLXI GAM XO. U18. geetbssiptaa, Kaglaad. Contributed in fear parts by the author, who differs with the official view abroad that this epselag ta nteeabla sad sboul be boned. Part 1, , (s) The Bngllsh sad Scotch associations bar this wove and say thorn Is so draw after It; aa opiates with which 1 de not agree. W, VRAL, Bappeeod te be .Iron g.r than 98-1, , . . 28-2- 4 It 15 22 (a) 14-1- 17. J OKKRS SURK ENOUGH VET. (b) It will soon bo forty-thryears since race on a hla first Pop" Geers drove At this point a Salt Lake Trlbnne Ossm Grand Circuit track at old Fleetwood park Be.(c)1090 It Is said that here le claimed In New York, where he won a memorable be the eely mere te wta and shew tbst race for with te 1 17 14 at previous were le a loss. novae Alice West In !.2. For a man to be tarn the above play eorrrctsd. P. J,bare Lee. driving with such success as he la this season within six months of his seventieth birthday Is unexampled In the annals Of the harness game. 18-- ee 9 If 711 11-1- ' 24, 18 15, IS 11 VI - 22-1- 1 Prawn. 19 28 23 15 18-1- 28-2- 1 4 (4) 24-2- 7 14 24 three-year-ol- ds 21 7 8 19 17 11 81 24 14-- T Prawn. VEAL 29-2- 7 ALT LAKS TRIBCXI Analysis by 18-1- 24-1- 8 BUck wins. ate. 20-1- i, OAXI B0. Bwltchev. A. H. Barnes, Chicago. 7 111L Coe- - ' 27-2- 14 27, H. B. APPLY ' , THE DENVER TRAMWAY COMPANY, ' i A 14th and Arapahoe Denver, Colo. - 1 8 A. B. B. We have jobs open for a number of. linemen who ouli like to live in Denver. These are not temporary job, bnt to be permanent onea for competent men. Good ' guaranteed wages ; cost of living in Denver is lower than practically any other city in the country. ; ' WILL NOT TOUR WET. , PORTLAND. Ore., Bept 4. Golfers of tha Pacific northwest were disappointed recently when they received word that the two noted British professionals. Harry Vardon and Edward Hay, would not extend their American tour to the Paclfle coast statea Efforts were made previously by the Pacific Northwest Golf association to book ths two for. matches in this section. 44 8228 84 Blsck wise A. B. B. r (7) 8 six-he- at , B. 28 21 iv. & a ? 19-2- 4 9 hat result T Whits steins beet 1 30-2- 8 , , 24-2- 2 9 4 14-1- 7 29-- , 810 , 9 14 15 18 28 (31 11 81 18-- 8 B. A. 9--5 1718 -8 18 19 17 13. IS 22. 25-1Black wins J. V. Bred. 28 24, 12 IS, 2028. 4 10. Black wins. J. Ash. 21 10-- 14-- 9 '418 8 111 ' 4-- 3 win. b)19-2- 21-1- 1 18 24 12 28 - - A. H. B. shew. etc.. I learnt this very prablem. my knowledge. It tree first printed hy T. Denrt r of Chicago In hit tnadrrfal bean. Traps asd hots." la 1804; yen wUI find b on page 80. Deavlr, however, arrives at Ikk reding from the PonbU Corner opening, trad claims It ss bU own discovery, la view of this fact I should Uke re aek Mr. Furred, through yon, when the "Switcher" was pUyed between btmeelf end Mr. Tnrtnll which led to thU ending. It being the cnatuaa tmneg eheeb-erts- ts to credit anthorshlp eceucdlag to priority of publication. Yuan truly, , HENRI P. KLEIN. 78 Wishing ton Bqnnre. New York city. a lecycU-ptdiof article la "Chechen" (Author Americana" 1819.) PCBLICATIONI. Herbert UorraU, Bosun Checker club, bat 2 14. 84. Black wins. A a Very useful "Guide 3 d) Css anyese shew a white Um fee thU recently published at the namlaal price af 10 eeatq. eve, a It leeks very bad for the draw to me? Openings AH. BABB II. Mr. UorraU Wat formerly the English chamresident of pion, bat U so . f , CRITICISM. he edits as eaesfUat eehuaa 1 sit Lake Tribune Problem Ba 190. Globe." Wkra I etet my eyes as that delightful B. B. Greene, president et tbs Americas ending gtMbaled te O. W, Pureell si tbs an- Checker tssoe'stloA bos 282, BssnlhaL Me., ther. 1 ImmedUtety rvcogaiard a very old and writes, that snip a limited edition of the familiar checker problem. Twenty yean ago rourth America a Checker Tourney book wilt he 7.44 If the Third and son. when 1 was an elementary wood public bed st 3.00 (or pMber SBMDg the London (Kmg.l checker fra- Americas Tourney hook U also ordered), oad ternity, playing with sorb masters at Atwell, those desiring tkls book should send ta tketr tradwtek. the two Jordan, Campbell, Bbrken- - orders promptly to avoid dlsnppoiatmsot. (b) (c Drown. 8-Black (b) Varies from 29-3fries. la game 1828, Tke People,", by Hr. Steel. (c) Whore editor petals eat that 17-1- 8 draws bare by "Kocyclopodlt play, sad earreels Ur, Steel's black wins. , (2) 0 4 1 (1 It 29 4 17' 4 7 Abb lysis by W. Veal, 80-2- 0 3 '. (4 24 22 8 19 14 - 19-2-8 - 89-2- 1 29 23 D win. ) Black U 24-1- Black 23 22 82-2- 7 A B. I. 28-1- 8 15-1-8 4 B. 8 28-1- 8 Black wins. D DoD B- - ' 9 2 "Chief" Bender, tha greatest ,of tha Chlppewas, the hero of many worlds series ball games, tha king pin In tha pitching staff of the Philadelphia Athletics tpr many years, will ba a member of the WinWhite 20; kings 14, 15, It. chester trapshooting team thls-faon a White te play and win. tour through the New England states. Bender la Just as proficient with the B0UJT10X OP PROBLEM 523. trapgun aa he la on tha pitching mound. By W. Veal. Bender likes to shoot, and It la only a question of time when he will forsake the baseball diamond for the trapgun. Bender la a natural shot and there are soma who think that Bender would be Juat as good aa the best If ha gave all his time to shooting. Bender was a member of the ball players' trapshooting squad- that af 11 15, 1419. toured the country In 1916, and on this Drswa" . Prawn. lb) It 20, trip he averaged 92 per cent under the 92 28. 11 15. 21 It, 15 24; Drnwa. (Cl moat adverse conditions. d , During ths winter months Bander 18 29 28 92 29 10 18 13 22 If spends a grsat deal of his time shooting, 82 28 19 28 92 29 28 22 and participates in ths matches of ths 28 27 , , Philadelphia Trapshootsrs' league" as a Prawn, member of the Pennsylvania Railroad A. W. VIAL. A. team. The Indian pitcher, who appears to be ALT LAM TRIBCXI OAXI NO. HIM. "Cross." pitching as well aa over, managed the Coatrlbutsd with net at by P. J. Lee, I. TiNew Haven ball club this season and Is Wash. to lead In won. ths league games expected rol.., 11 15 28 28 . Last year he won twenty-nin- e games for 28 18 1714 24 18 Richmond, 8 11 2 T(e 9 18 T 28 on Winwill tour Bender with the go f 2T 28 19 15 25 21 , 1)81 27 , chester team September 21. The trip be' 25 IS 30 25 gins In New Haven. . The other members 23 15 24 22 7 5 16a of tha team will be Charley Spencer, 14 14 19 28 9 12 29 24 90 94(4 27 18 1 7 trapshooting champion of Missouri, Boyd 19 14 8 11 24 51 14 Duncan, trapshooting champion of Ten- 14 28 i ' 18 27 28 28 82 19 24 7 10 22(b nessee; Fred Tomlin, trapshooting cham12 14. . lb28 .. 4 10 pion of New , Jersey, and Mrs. "Ad." 2k 17 - 24 . 24 . Topperweln. - Black wIbs, J. p. Rerd. d A. (81 d JDlDoQ DeDe . sizes and tke Q - pea-tim- e; Nw 11 Holeproof Hoti ;ry Is Sold by ' SIEGEL CLOTHiNG'COMPANY 230 SOUTH MAIN SALT LAKS TRIBl'NI PROBLEM NO. leat 524. Contributed by W. 1. Wood. Waukegan, III. Black 12, 21; klngy t, It. - 4 la understood that tha major league pttchlrfg rules wlU be amended at the white meetings of thy dubs. If not before. The governors of the national with few exceptions, have arrived Is too much at the conclueton that there run making. batting and also too much and from club managers from Protests leading pitchere have poured Into major the atari league headquarters ever sinceeffect that of the pennant races to the ' the rules are too severe. and "shiner" the It la a sure thing that emery ball"' have been eliminated for all time. Those tricky deliveries never But, It la should have been tolerated. the big league thought probable that box men who always have used the epithet! will be allowed to deliver It aa long as they remain In the league. In other words, the ban placed on tha after thla season wilt be raised apltter cases of the pitchers listed In that In the class but newcomers from the minors and elsewhere In 1921 will have to depend on natural skill. The preservation of the wet delivery" Is favorably regarded for the reason that the present rule, if enforced next year, would drive some of the most effective out of tha profession. As many pitchers have only a few years left in the of them big circuits, It is argued that they are a living until they lose make to entitled their efficiency as a result of advancing We have complete stocks for fall, in most wanted colors. CHECKERS Indian Pitcher Will Opposed to Famous Major Leagues , . t Slam-ban- g Exhibitions; Tour East as Member of May' Retain the SpitbalL Crack Trapgun ' Squad. It Holeproof HdseforMen k. ld i , THE the Mrs. who hadnt never seen the SO Insides of a college asked him what ace, colt, Darjeeling, did not start at Saratoga. But Darjeeling, ahalf-brothhimself of Valor and the son of a of the redoubtable Right Royal, la galloping briskly and ha wilt be on the Job at the beginning of the Lexington meeting. Darjeeling and the Ben Brush colt. Dark Ben, and the Light brigade Ally, Bettlna, are the only youngsters belonging to the master of Hartland in the Breeders Futurity. .Mr. Iking, one of the most considerable producers of thoroughbreds In Kentucky, will have nothing for the Breeders' Futurity, but. Bashford Manor will be strongly represented In the Kentucky ' So ererjr Sunday night, aha would Jockey Club stakes, a mile race that will have a value of between 135,000 and and will be run for the first time at stay homo and make out her mena card Louisville lata in October or early In No- for tha lncomeing ,wR. ' ; , 0 vember. Mr. Long has five homebred youngsters, sons of Rain, Free Lance and Jim Gaffney, In the Kentucky Jockey Club stakes, and one of them, Sir Lawnfal, a son of Sain and Reals, won impressively at Latonla in June. Mr. Parrish this season Is not getting the good racing out of Old Midway that he has obtained In other veara. The gallant distance running son of Ballot Is growing old. - But tbs Midway banker and sportsman uncovered - a homebred at Saratoga some ' two weeks back that is destined to cut a figure in 'Kentucky racing this coming fall. The youngster In question is Gossip Avenue. 4 chestnut filly by Bulse, dam Rosewood. . ? - Qjnden Has Fast Entry. half-sist- i v -- ld Senator Camden's the Light Brigade-Muri- el K The Voice of Authority , . . Street, . , , x t. ' On August 1st a strike was called on our property. August 7th, by vote of the union, the atrike t off, but many of our former employees have turn to work. r:i Ci r ? |