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Show v f The 'H t if Jobsons Dine Oat ;; view, altogether. But. said Mrs. Jobson, dont you know how you have always disliked eating in restaurants, and how it anSAW a perfectly lovely gas range noys you to have to wait a little while I y for $18, remarked Mrs. for the waiter to serve you. and how one Jobson evening last week. No, Mrs. Jobson, I dont know anywith passementerie trim- thing of the sort. said Mr. Jobson, deinquired Mr. cisively. Youve got me mixed with mings and a else. You just meet me at Jobson, casting away his paper. somebody WeU need a gas range this summer, the office at a little after ou know, said Mrs. Jobson, unci this four, and well go and have our first j one M dinner under the new plan, and youll Ill bet Ds not a marker to the auto- thank me then for suggesting the mobile a fellow I know was show i ug scheme to you. me this afternoon, said Mr. Jobson. Mrs. Jobson did go to Mr. Job-soSaid hed let me have it for only office on schedule time on the fol$3,600. lowing afternoon, but he had forgotten Mr. Jobson waited for Mrs. Jobson to about the arrangement and gone home. make some reply to this sarcasm, but She waited for him to come back, and she seemed to be very busy with her be did. Honiton lacework. The new plan escaped your memory, By the way, said Mr. Jobson, seeit? said Mrs. Jobson. didnt 1 ing that Mrs. Jobson didnt feel like not, said Mr. Jobson. shortguess arguing, what do we want with an ly. I went home to get a clean hand$18 gas range? kerchief, thats all. And as I didn't. find Well, weve been needing one for a one and had to buy one. after all. in good1 many summers past. said Mrs. spite of the fact that Ive bought some Jobson. Theyre so convenient , and 2,000 handkerchiefs since the first of so much cooler than, coal ranges, and January. suppose the cat has eaten during the hot weather the house em all up. would be so much more endurable after There are at least two dozen in your dinner if drawer. said Mrs. Jobson. 1 Oh, interrupted Mr. Jobson, Are, hey? said Mr. Jobson. All 1 I knew had something to mention to found in my drawer were three of you. There are not going to be any your veils and a couple of pairs of your more dinners in this house after y gloves and about 87 yards of that until the 1st of October. lace you bought yesterday beNo more dinners? said Mrs. Job-socause the man who put it on his barwith a puzzled look. Mr. Joftson. gain counter needed the money. But I hope you are not going back to any never mind about that. Where are we g of those vegetarian or goingtoeat? Im ravenous. schemes that you tried last year and Oh. any place. said Mrs. Jobson. made such a dismal fail Oh.thats all the interest you have in Never you mind about the schemes the scheme, is it? said Mr. Jobson. You dont care whether Im faint that I triedi last year, Mrs. Jobson this is another year; said Mr. Jobson, from hunger or not, do you?" How about the ?" suggested Mrs. It would be a might good severely. one scheme all around if you could elimthe hotel resau-rantof Jobson, naming inate that little habit youve got of How about moving the Waldorf-Astori- a casting up things that happened in the I down here? said Mr. Jobson. When that say icthyosaurian period. there are going to be no more dinners I hope you havent become possessed y of the idta. Mrs. Jobson, that Im going served in this household after until the 1st day of October I do not to pay about $12.85 a day for our dinmean that were not going to have any ners, have you? Because Im not godinners. I suppose youll at least do ing to do any such thing. Come on. I me the justice to admit that youve know where well go. Well go to s. got enough to eat all these years, wont They dont put on many lugs down there, but they give you enough to eat you? But if there are to be no dUnners without assessing you a weeks wages for it. here, haw in the world So they went to It was very This, said Mr. Jobson, with the air time and the hot. there arrived by they of a man who has got everything all were and uncomfortperspiring arranged after long consideration, is they a nfatter that Ive had in mind for a able. Mrs. Jobson particularly so in her tight-fittin- g foulard dress. good many years, and nowT Im going to new, was It the departments after Mrs. it is just Jobson. put it into practice. had and was so the restaurant closed, barbarous and unnecessary for people had in filled that and difficulty cook to getting they living in these latitudes eat their dinners in their own houses seats at. all. and the places they dli.d secure were about 40 feet out of during the torrid season. Theres no finally of the electric fans. Mr, Jo.bson range sense in it. It is a wholly uncalled-fo- r infliction upon the mistress of the es- gave vent to numerous Huhs! over tablishment to demand of her that she this, but he picked up the regular dinstand over a cook andt watch her when ner bill of fare and beckoned a waiter. the mercury is hissing in the bulb, The waiter looked Mr. Jobson over and its not going to happen around carefully and went on about bis busihere any more. Were going to take ness, When we passed that way again our dinners out until the 1st of Octo- a few moments later Mr. Jobson snapped his fingers for him again, this ber. savagely. The waiter Out? inquired Mrs. Jobson. time somewhat table and inclined his the approached Where ear. At the restaurants, said Mr. Job-soThanks for letting me catch your You can meet me downtown here for four solid after eye, every afternoon after office hours, and hours. saidsitting Mr. Jobson, sarcastically, we can go to some restaurant of our think to waiter. the Dye you could mutual selection and get our dinner. a us now. bite if we act have to let eat, Then wTell return to our cool house, and therell be no dish washing and real humble? Yessuh, said' the waiter. Ahll be fooling around a stuffy kitchen or any back shotely, suh. and then other bother like that for you. Itll be off. After about 12 went waiter the a good thing in lots of ways, one of minutes he again got within Mr. Job-sonthem being that well have a change of g range Mr. Job-sodn'et, which everybody needs once in was meantime growling things unawhile. We wont have to stick to any caused the people his that breath der one restaurant, but well give em all a look around at to tables the other at try, and itll be sort o piquant to have him and once more the waiter apdinner around at different places and the Jobsons table. amid different scenes every day. Itll proached Look-a-herMr. to to-da- Silk-line- d, to-morr- ns 1 to-da- 15-ce- nt. 6SSSSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSS SS 70 JUST OPENED I jjj Sc S FOSTER gTHe SORENSON STOREw : g A full stock or everything you need, want, or expect tof want. Every thing reasonable! YOUR MONEYS WORTH is our motto .a ?) Call in and see us even iiN ) jyou dont buy. 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